I'd haul ass to the health department ASAP if I were in your shoes.
[QUOTE=Jasper123; 1077649]If you saw Becky for more than an HJ, and she has been doing multiples with those two, you may want to get yourself checked for the gift that keeps on giving that rhymes with slurpies.
Becky is now off my to-do list, too. [/QUOTE]Actually if I were in our shoes I'd probably burn them and anything else you wore on your visit to Becky's place.
If Becky is sharing a home and doing 3-somes with the Miss Piggy and Henrietta Hawg, that is some extremely bad news. Word around these parts is that Angel and Alicia have given more men a "lovely parting gift" than a TV game show. Except in this case, it's your pepperoni stick that's in "Jeopardy" as it might develop scabs and fall off. Go to the County health department and spin the "Wheel of Fortune" and see if it lands on gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes or some other exotic vd before you pass it on to your wife or significant other and appear on "Family Feud". And if that happens, you will soon end up in divorce court for "Let's Make a Deal". And all of this trouble began because you started off playing "The Price is Right". Good luck.
And be sure to get tested ASAP.seriously!