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Stopped by to see Luxious Lexie this past Monday on my lunch break. All I can say is WOW! My first experience was one to remember! She made me very comfortable as soon as I walked through the door. Very easy to talk to and easy on the eyes. She made my toes curl with those nails I'm sold and will be back. Thanks, Lexie. I had a great time.
[QUOTE=Vinnie22;2773987]I belive she is real. A massage girl of mine gave me her can't act said she was her friend.
.[/QUOTE]I considered seeing her but the fake pictures turned me off (the bikini photo that first got my attention was fake) as did the ads in Chattanooga with her phone number for viagra.
Jim Wheeler said she was real? Is that true does anyone know?
[QUOTE=OverEasy;2774694]I considered seeing her but the fake pictures turned me off (the bikini photo that first got my attention was fake) as did the ads in Chattanooga with her phone number for viagra.[/QUOTE].
Saw her last night based off the reviews I had pretty high expectations. Called her and she said 2 options 60 or buck 20 everything else is discussed in person. Cool no prob meet you soon. Then hey can you get me some lotion, I am completely out. No prob I guess, then where are you, I say getting lotion, she asks why I would be getting lotion. I say you asked me to, she says I have lotion, just get here. WTF Weird, but whatever. I all ready had it just getting back in my truck so on we go. Get there she instantly talks about her messed up situation housing issues, friends, etc etc. She strips (P.S. Pics are 5 - 10 years old, or it has been a rough few years) I strip she seems strangely excited that I brought lotion, almost like two totally different people. Then she goes over the "Rules" which I agree to, then after her rules she starts talking about how she should just start FS for $$, she would be out of her situation so much quicker, blah blah blah, 15 minutes in I am finally directed to lay on her daughters bed, another few minutes about how she hates doing it there cause the lotion gets on the BLAH BLAH BLAH. She does a "massage" constantly getting up and sitting back down, like she has other projects being done. She tells me to flip so "we can get to the fun part" and as soon as her hands touch my chest it all about how she needs this to end quick, she has to get her kid from the sitter, BLAH BLAH BLAH. I will not be back, I would rather do the load by hand. SO DISAPPOINTED in my experience with this Highly popular Well reviewed waste of time. Just my thoughts and opinions, YMMV, White knights please don't PM me with your BS, This was an accurate account of MY experience.
Had the pleasure of spending time with Luscious Lexie today. Very accommodating. It was second time I had seen her and she remembered my likes. Highly recommend.
[QUOTE=AT1976;2775143]Saw her last night based off the reviews I had pretty high expectations. Called her and she said 2 options 60 or buck 20 everything else is discussed in person. Cool no prob meet you soon. Then hey can you get me some lotion, I am completely out. No prob I guess, then where are you, I say getting lotion, she asks why I would be getting lotion. I say you asked me to, she says I have lotion, just get here. WTF Weird, but whatever. I all ready had it just getting back in my truck so on we go. Get there she instantly talks about her messed up situation housing issues, friends, etc etc. She strips (P.S. Pics are 5 - 10 years old, or it has been a rough few years) I strip she seems strangely excited that I brought lotion, almost like two totally different people. Then she goes over the "Rules" which I agree to, then after her rules she starts talking about how she should just start FS for $$, she would be out of her situation so much quicker, blah blah blah, 15 minutes in I am finally directed to lay on her daughters bed, another few minutes about how she hates doing it there cause the lotion gets on the BLAH BLAH BLAH. She does a "massage" constantly getting up and sitting back down, like she has other projects being done. She tells me to flip so "we can get to the fun part" and as soon as her hands touch my chest it all about how she needs this to end quick, she has to get her kid from the sitter, BLAH BLAH BLAH. I will not be back, I would rather do the load by hand. SO DISAPPOINTED in my experience with this Highly popular Well reviewed waste of time. Just my thoughts and opinions, YMMV, White knights please don't PM me with your BS, This was an accurate account of MY experience.[/QUOTE]Sadly I had similar experience with her.
[QUOTE=Greenhornet99;2775588]Sadly I had similar experience with her.[/QUOTE]I as well had a very similar experience, my visit lasted maybe for a good 30 minutes!! Not sure I would recommend.
I'll add a third strike. I wish I saw these posts a few hours ago. Similar experience with Jill. Rushed and told me I needed to take care of myself. Not nearly as attractive as indicated. And kind of a be overall. Could have seen Lexie instead. That hurts the most.
[QUOTE=Bendme;2745341]Add me to the Jill list.
I thoroughly enjoyed my time with this very pretty lady this afternoon. We shared some good conversation and quite a bit of laughter.[/QUOTE]Notice my original post said nothing about the real reason we see providers. I did have a good time seeing her but left very unsatisfied. I thought it was my problem in not being able to finish. Your reports mirror my experience with this provider, except for the lotion. Nothing like BS to spoil the mood. Went to see Jill expecting a Whitney type experience, not even close. Miss Whitney has no trouble in giving me the desired results. To add insult to injury, on the way home from seeing Jill I threw more cash away after picking up an urchin that I spotted on Merchants Dr. Two lessons learned that evening. After about forty years of this sport I still make mistakes, will I ever learn?
Be safe out there.
[QUOTE=Bendme;2775784]Notice my original post said nothing about the real reason we see providers. I did have a good time seeing her but left very unsatisfied. I thought it was my problem in not being able to finish. Your reports mirror my experience with this provider, except for the lotion. Nothing like BS to spoil the mood. Went to see Jill expecting a Whitney type experience, not even close. Miss Whitney has no trouble in giving me the desired results. To add insult to injury, on the way home from seeing Jill I threw more cash away after picking up an urchin that I spotted on Merchants Dr. Two lessons learned that evening. After about forty years of this sport I still make mistakes, will I ever learn?
Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Please do be careful sweetie. I encourage tasting all the flavors in the candy dish. Keeps it exciting. Just watch out for the sour ones. Thanks for the sweet words. I'm here anytime you want to let me make you squirm. Xoxo Whitney.
[QUOTE=Bendme;2775784]Notice my original post said nothing about the real reason we see providers. I did have a good time seeing her but left very unsatisfied. I thought it was my problem in not being able to finish. Your reports mirror my experience with this provider, except for the lotion. Nothing like BS to spoil the mood. Went to see Jill expecting a Whitney type experience, not even close. Miss Whitney has no trouble in giving me the desired results. To add insult to injury, on the way home from seeing Jill I threw more cash away after picking up an urchin that I spotted on Merchants Dr. Two lessons learned that evening. After about forty years of this sport I still make mistakes, will I ever learn?
Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]NO, HA Not Jill, but this forum, this group of ours has such a potential for greatness, ALL props to A2, But why give a girl a somewhat vague slightly positive review, especially if you didn't even nut? You are not going to hurt any feelings, just report the truth. I saw all these positive reviews and spent $2 to find out how bad it was, and when I report how bad it is, all of a sudden the negatives come out of the woodworks like roaches. Had the original reports been accurate, then less negative experiences would have been endured. Don't take it personally if you can't nut. You nut with Girl A and again with girl be but not see then don't give a positive review of Her. Put the honest truth, girls skills were so bad I had to find another consultant IMMEDIATELY after. Gentleman, play safe, play often, and please, report well. Austin.
[QUOTE=AT1976;2775143]Saw her last night based off the reviews I had pretty high expectations. Called her and she said 2 options 60 or buck 20 everything else is discussed in person. Cool no prob meet you soon. Then hey can you get me some lotion, I am completely out. No prob I guess, then where are you, I say getting lotion, she asks why I would be getting lotion. I say you asked me to, she says I have lotion, just get here. WTF Weird, but whatever. I all ready had it just getting back in my truck so on we go. Get there she instantly talks about her messed up situation housing issues, friends, etc etc. She strips (P.S. Pics are 5 - 10 years old, or it has been a rough few years) I strip she seems strangely excited that I brought lotion, almost like two totally different people. Then she goes over the "Rules" which I agree to, then after her rules she starts talking about how she should just start FS for $$, she would be out of her situation so much quicker, blah blah blah, 15 minutes in I am finally directed to lay on her daughters bed, another few minutes about how she hates doing it there cause the lotion gets on the BLAH BLAH BLAH. She does a "massage" constantly getting up and sitting back down, like she has other projects being done. She tells me to flip so "we can get to the fun part" and as soon as her hands touch my chest it all about how she needs this to end quick, she has to get her kid from the sitter, BLAH BLAH BLAH. I will not be back, I would rather do the load by hand. SO DISAPPOINTED in my experience with this Highly popular Well reviewed waste of time. Just my thoughts and opinions, YMMV, White knights please don't PM me with your BS, This was an accurate account of MY experience.[/QUOTE]Glad somebody else finally posted a similar negative review to what I experienced. Rushed for like 20 minutes, nothing fun about it at all. First time I've ever had a bad experience like that and just makes you appreciate the good ones like Whitney and Skye.
[QUOTE=StoneCold1899;2775641]I'll add a third strike. I wish I saw these posts a few hours ago. Similar experience with Jill. Rushed and told me I needed to take care of myself. Not nearly as attractive as indicated. And kind of a be overall. Could have seen Lexie instead. That hurts the most.[/QUOTE]I totally agree with the guys here! I saw her today. 5/10 is what she gets. Will never repeat!
[QUOTE=JohnKnoxville;2776740]I totally agree with the guys here! I saw her today. 5/10 is what she gets. Will never repeat![/QUOTE]Was going to ask for her info. Now don't need to thanks. Think may try legit massage parlors until I find someone who I could coax into an ending. Anyone tried that with success.
Whitney is great if need recommendation.
[QUOTE=JohnKnoxville;2776740]I totally agree with the guys here! I saw her today. 5/10 is what she gets. Will never repeat![/QUOTE]I had a strange experience with Jill too. She's on something. She said she had narcolepsy and was getting back on her meds. She was confused a lot. She kept starting and stopping. Very hyper. Throughout the rub, she rambled. She said she's not a prosititute like a hundred times and how much she was in love with her boyfriend and that she'd never cheat on him. After the flips she said she would fuck me for $0. 2, which I passed on. She started on the HJ and decides she wants to fuck me bareback and starts to hop on. How much I would like her tight vejayjay. I was not having any of that. I said, I got to go and vacated the premises. She was nice, and though a little older (40 I think she said), had a pretty nice body. I didn't mention the notel reaked of cigarette smoke which I carried home. Will not repeat.