Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;4087034]Except for sighting I pm'd you earlier, you're so right. It was fucking dead as shit on 82nd.

I was dying to get back to stroll after so much time out of town. Figured it might be a productive night re: end of month rent due etc.

Yet, saw not a one soggy SW on several passes from Sandy Johnson Creek between 9:00 - 11:00, when I called it.

Well, hopefully a new year & new ho's for 2019.[/QUOTE]Holy shit there were a lot of SW's on the stroll. Even a unicorn SW on sandy (I think previous "sightings" are just mongars with a broken hodar). Saw one on sandy and 112th short skirt with hooker boots about to get picked up by that union building while I was on my way to internal a TNA pro. Picked up my girl and her friend and we were driving to milwaukie. Saw a BSW at the transit center. Saw three BSW between sandy and Fremont. Saw a dime WSW by the school wearing the tightest pants I've ever seen. Almost picked her up with 2 girls wearing high heels and short dresses in my car. Had to have my gf give me road head to calm me down. Saw BSW near plaid and then 2 more near utopia. One more WSW stuffing her face with pizza on division. Literally, my odds are nill getting a SW to get in a car with 2 other girls, but I seriously would have tried if I wasn't about to get my dick wet already for the 2nd time.

Happy NY.

Be interesting to share what to be on the lookout for. I got it way back in the 80's. Started talking to gal on 82nd. She directed me to behind the building. Where they were waiting. Silly me. I should known better. Think with the head you have that has two eyes and a brain. Not the other one.

[QUOTE=FM5369;4089092]Be interesting to share what to be on the lookout for. I got it way back in the 80's. Started talking to gal on 82nd. She directed me to behind the building. Where they were waiting. Silly me. I should known better. Think with the head you have that has two eyes and a brain. Not the other one.[/QUOTE]I got busted once texting an ad. Was really drunk and was texting one about meeting, and said I didn't want to go to x hotel around the mall 205. "She" said that was great because she was at the one across the street. My drunk ass drove down there and called after exchanging a bunch of stupid messages. LE rolled me from three different directions as I was stomping on my phone. They didn't like that. Plead out. Took the class, paid the monies.

Before that, I was trying to pick up a stagnant SW near division. She was dressed not very provocatively, but enough to pass off as a SW. Asked if I wanted a date. I said get in. She asked what I wanted to do. I said get in. She said to pull around back. I was like "oh shit, you're not Amanda," and hightailed it. If they don't get in, it's not good for you.

Most recently, I got a text on my monger phone and it led me to a listcrawler ad that I didn't remember texting. She was hot, so I said fuck it, I'm down. Drove to Tigard and called. I had the funny feeling I was being watched. No answer. Got a text telling me the room number. Took the elevator and got to a door that was left half open. Heard the shower running. Went inside to find 3 guys in ski masks and body armor with silencers. The shortest one gave me a phone and told me to "log into your TNA account, no games. " I wasn't about to argue since I saw a giant roll of plastic. I logged in and he said to give him the phone. He read some shit and said "our names are similiar, this is all a misunderstanding. " They made me put on some black sunglasses that I couldn't see out of and the shortest one walked me to my car and said "don't look at my face. " Left the phone in my car so I logged out and threw it away. I don't know if they were cops or what. I got the fuck out of there and I haven't logged into TNA since.

[QUOTE=BlueDog253;4090515]I got busted once texting an ad. Was really drunk and was texting one about meeting, and said I didn't want to go to x hotel around the mall 205. "She" said that was great because she was at the one across the street. My drunk ass drove down there and called after exchanging a bunch of stupid messages. LE rolled me from three different directions as I was stomping on my phone. They didn't like that. Plead out. Took the class, paid the monies.

Before that, I was trying to pick up a stagnant SW near division. She was dressed not very provocatively, but enough to pass off as a SW. Asked if I wanted a date. I said get in. She asked what I wanted to do. I said get in. She said to pull around back. I was like "oh shit, you're not Amanda," and hightailed it. If they don't get in, it's not good for you.

Most recently, I got a text on my monger phone and it led me to a listcrawler ad that I didn't remember texting. She was hot, so I said fuck it, I'm down. Drove to Tigard and called. I had the funny feeling I was being watched. No answer. Got a text telling me the room number. Took the elevator and got to a door that was left half open. Heard the shower running. Went inside to find 3 guys in ski masks and body armor with silencers. The shortest one gave me a phone and told me to "log into your TNA account, no games. " I wasn't about to argue since I saw a giant roll of plastic. I logged in and he said to give him the phone. He read some shit and said "our names are similiar, this is all a misunderstanding. " They made me put on some black sunglasses that I couldn't see out of and the shortest one walked me to my car and said "don't look at my face. " Left the phone in my car so I logged out and threw it away. I don't know if they were cops or what. I got the fuck out of there and I haven't logged into TNA since.[/QUOTE]That last paragraph is sacry. I concur. If they don't get in your vehicle. FLAG. Nonetheless. I don't do the cruisin thing anymore.

When picking up a SW do not use the term 'date' or anything else that implies sex. Simply ask her if she wants a ride. Just remember vice cops are looking for anything to bust you with. !!

[QUOTE=BlueDog253;4090515]I got busted once texting an ad. Was really drunk and was texting one about meeting, and said I didn't want to go to x hotel around the mall 205. "She" said that was great because she was at the one across the street. My drunk ass drove down there and called after exchanging a bunch of stupid messages. LE rolled me from three different directions as I was stomping on my phone. They didn't like that. Plead out. Took the class, paid the monies.

Before that, I was trying to pick up a stagnant SW near division. She was dressed not very provocatively, but enough to pass off as a SW. Asked if I wanted a date. I said get in. She asked what I wanted to do. I said get in. She said to pull around back. I was like "oh shit, you're not Amanda," and hightailed it. If they don't get in, it's not good for you.

Most recently, I got a text on my monger phone and it led me to a listcrawler ad that I didn't remember texting. She was hot, so I said fuck it, I'm down. Drove to Tigard and called. I had the funny feeling I was being watched. No answer. Got a text telling me the room number. Took the elevator and got to a door that was left half open. Heard the shower running. Went inside to find 3 guys in ski masks and body armor with silencers. The shortest one gave me a phone and told me to "log into your TNA account, no games. " I wasn't about to argue since I saw a giant roll of plastic. I logged in and he said to give him the phone. He read some shit and said "our names are similiar, this is all a misunderstanding. " They made me put on some black sunglasses that I couldn't see out of and the shortest one walked me to my car and said "don't look at my face. " Left the phone in my car so I logged out and threw it away. I don't know if they were cops or what. I got the fuck out of there and I haven't logged into TNA since.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mongerseeker;4091116]When picking up a SW do not use the term 'date' or anything else that implies sex. Simply ask her if she wants a ride. Just remember vice cops are looking for anything to bust you with. !![/QUOTE]Preaching to the choir here. Don't even talk if you can. If they don't get in and get mobile, there's a large chance that its the five o.

[QUOTE=WorkBook224;4083053]Oh. Picked up a 40 something blonde named Sabrina / Sarah depending on who she was talking to on the phone. Promised the world, couldn't get in her room, needed food, needed ride to here and there and finally dashed.[/QUOTE]I had the same situation with Sarah on the 27th, picked up at the 82nd street bar near Holgate Ihop, said she had a room at that Econo next door, promised the world, eventually bailed.

They change names like we change socks. Destiny love . She is a cash and dash girl also. Super cute. Nice looking body. Brown hair. About 5 foot 6. 140. Or so. Cute face. Just be ware. No money in advance. Not sure what name she usues as she gave me others but that is the one i remember.

Holy shiet. This would make me go home and rethink my life. Until the next time the little guy wakes up.

[QUOTE=BlueDog253;4090515]I got busted once texting an ad. Was really drunk and was texting one about meeting, and said I didn't want to go to x hotel around the mall 205. "She" said that was great because she was at the one across the street. My drunk ass drove down there and called after exchanging a bunch of stupid messages. LE rolled me from three different directions as I was stomping on my phone. They didn't like that. Plead out. Took the class, paid the monies.

Before that, I was trying to pick up a stagnant SW near division. She was dressed not very provocatively, but enough to pass off as a SW. Asked if I wanted a date. I said get in. She asked what I wanted to do. I said get in. She said to pull around back. I was like "oh shit, you're not Amanda," and hightailed it. If they don't get in, it's not good for you.

Most recently, I got a text on my monger phone and it led me to a listcrawler ad that I didn't remember texting. She was hot, so I said fuck it, I'm down. Drove to Tigard and called. I had the funny feeling I was being watched. No answer. Got a text telling me the room number. Took the elevator and got to a door that was left half open. Heard the shower running. Went inside to find 3 guys in ski masks and body armor with silencers. The shortest one gave me a phone and told me to "log into your TNA account, no games. " I wasn't about to argue since I saw a giant roll of plastic. I logged in and he said to give him the phone. He read some shit and said "our names are similiar, this is all a misunderstanding. " They made me put on some black sunglasses that I couldn't see out of and the shortest one walked me to my car and said "don't look at my face. " Left the phone in my car so I logged out and threw it away. I don't know if they were cops or what. I got the fuck out of there and I haven't logged into TNA since.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Pdx503;4093381]Holy shiet. This would make me go home and rethink my life. Until the next time the little guy wakes up.

.[/QUOTE]You got that right, sounds like they were ready to go Dexter on him.

My hard drive shit the bed NY's day as I was writing this report. I just finished reloading new computor. Aaaggghhhh.

On NYE was at some old friends house for dinner. Hadn't seen most of them much this year & as the single guy in the room was wondering what the fuck I was doing there. I've known a couple of these guys forever & it was depressing that without exception all their wives had turned into absolute porkers even without kid's excuse.

So I was thinking about the stroll & Sunday the 30th dismal shutout. Had to get out & I begged out as soon as dinner was over, picking up the dog & hit 82nd again hard between 8:30 - 10:00. First couple passes didn't see much except one black haired WSW who was hitchhiking all night. She looked too ugly to pickup. A couple of BSW's of no interest to me whatsoever. To tell the truth if I couldn't grab something at least the caliber of Amanda or my UTR BBFS (think an older MissMistyMoore w / teeth LOL), fuck it, I'll go home & watch Netflix & curl up with the dog.

Anyway, getting to be 9:00 or so when at McD's at Stark saw the tall evening dress wearing brunette from last summer. If you all remember I never actually scored with her for various reasons, tonight she was bundled up rocking some boots w / heels w / mid calf dress topped off with a cute girlie wool hat. PPD was around a fair amount so I did one pass by her & confirmed it was her, there was lots of civilians about & no place to pull over except directly on 82nd. She didn't see me on 2nd pass, so around block I went. WTF! Now she's walking down Stark. I drive around to position at next cross street & fucking nada. Four or five loops around & while I'm stopping for some pushy ass crossing pedestrians, notice she's sitting in window of bar down the street sipping a drink! At first thought go into bar & scoop her, but that seemed possibly weird if she wasn't working. Instead I stalked her (yeah no chance that's any less weird LOL) & circled block until I could park / wait for her. Sure enough within a half hour or so she came out & went up Stark to 82nd. Zoomed around to first street north of MCD's & there she standing a bit in from 82nd. She gave me this come hither look while doing a little curtsey & half pirouette (for lack of a better words). She hopped right in saying "are you my ride? "Sure thing I am" She smelled like jasmine & booze. Immediately was all over the dog getting kisses (my girl by now was halfway in the her lap). Once we got going to my place I realized she was somewhat in that stage of inebriation that's so promising & endearing. She chattered away & laughed that the Cosmo's in that place were 'hella strong. I had Black 47 playing & that got her going & she said "want to' hear my accents" Uhh ok? As she went into a Irish, then French, southern & then a few I had no idea what they were LOL. I thought I'm going to fuck Robin Williams sister. It was pretty funny / charming as I drove south down 82nd with her legs spread some so I could rub her pussy through her tights. As she mussed my hair she gave my ear a sloppy kiss & we came to agreement for $125.00 & two pops.

At my place got the place warmed up as she was on the floor with the pup playing tug of war with her new rope toy. Asked her if she wanted a drink & she chirped "you have any champagne, it's New Years!" "oh course I do". I popped the one bottle my ex left buried in my fridge open while she let out a loud "woo" & went on the accent riff again. Pulled out some smoked salmon etc. Just keep it classy & shit. We had a glass & nibbled & toasted to miscellaneous shit & kissed / played grab ass for awhile.

She was a long drink of water & with her boots on had a couple inches on me. Finally got to bedroom where she plopped down & asked for help pulling her boots off, would have gone quicker if I'd seen the zippers Duh! Finally got her layers off & her naked. She was a big boned wide hipped girl & I was pleased with her even with some belly. Nice b's with a tad sag but perky nipples that she loved having played with & the moment I grabbed her crotch she let out a little moan. She was down for some photos as she sprawled across the bed & unlike some looked directly into the lenses with her big brown eyes. As I joined her on the bed to get a few closeups, she grabbed my dick & ass to BBBJ as kneeled in to get some closeups of her DSL. All too quickly I knew I was going to spew a several weeks of my swimmers down her throat. I tried to pull away, but she held on to base & my ass & that was it. She gagged some & I thought she was going to puke but again with some strange accent declared "all gone". I was more than a little weak kneed after that & all I could think to do was get between her legs & rub my diminishing boner on her pussy lips, then start an extended DATY session that had her lifting her legs high forcing my face down all while bucking around like she had a cattle prod up her ass though it was only my thumb LOL. When my tounge & mouth were numb, I stopped & crawled up to give her a DFK while she said (sans any accents) "that was great, I can't wait to see if you're as good with your dick". Right about then my white trash neighbors started with the fireworks & we realized it was 2019, she gave me a sloppy DFK & we assured my pup who's not very fond of fireworks it was ok. Poured her the rest of the bubbley (I switched to water), changed the cd playing & stroked the fire until it was roaring. Soon back in bed (with the still nervous pup right next to bed). A long 69 session with DATY for her & more BBBJ for me followed. A lot less frantic on the BJ this time & she took directions about more licking all over the shaft & balls. I wanted to fuck her her now & rolled her over, spread her legs & rubbed my dick over her wet pussy & ass. Slid in bare until she said she'd rather I covered up or come on her belly, continued bare for a short while she made all the appropriate noises. Finally covered up as I wanted to bang her hard in MISH which I then did for a good 15 minutes, thanks to cover / booze / looseness. This one sure like getting fucked hard & was vocal about it (no accents this time around too, too bad as the southern one was sort of a turn on LOL) as I pulled out & got her into doggie. Pounded away grabbing her soft ample ass until I filled the bag & we finally collapsed. We crawled under the covers for a bit & next thing I knew it was close to 3:30 AM & her plus the dog were hogging the bed. Tried to get 3rd pop going but she woke up as I was trying to get some backdoor creep action. She told me in her southern accent I was a dirty boy & then proceded to BBBJ for pop # 3. This old guy was suprised she got it out. That's what three weeks working in the woods will get you. I guess.

Dropped her off at some Apts' near Sunny Market & proceeded to get followed home by PPD until I pulled into my driveway, he spotlighted me & I waved & went into house. He sat outside for minute then left.

Next day I found Lindsey had left her scarve, earrings & rings plus $135.00 I gave her on dresser! Called her # & said it was not in service at this time. Hopefully I'll see her soon to give it all back.

Happy New Year.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;4095168]My hard drive shit the bed NY's day as I was writing this report. I just finished reloading new computor. Aaaggghhhh.

On NYE was at some old friends house for dinner. Hadn't seen most of them much this year & as the single guy in the room was wondering what the fuck I was doing there. I've known a couple of these guys forever & it was depressing that without exception all their wives had turned into absolute porkers even without kid's excuse.

So I was thinking about the stroll & Sunday the 30th dismal shutout. Had to get out & I begged out as soon as dinner was over, picking up the dog & hit 82nd again hard between 8:30 - 10:00. First couple passes didn't see much except one black haired WSW who was hitchhiking all night. She looked too ugly to pickup. A couple of BSW's of no interest to me whatsoever. To tell the truth if I couldn't grab something at least the caliber of Amanda or my UTR BBFS (think an older MissMistyMoore w / teeth LOL), fuck it, I'll go home & watch Netflix & curl up with the dog.

Anyway, getting to be 9:00 or so when at McD's at Stark saw the tall evening dress wearing brunette from last summer. If you all remember I never actually scored with her for various reasons, tonight she was bundled up rocking some boots w / heels w / mid calf dress topped off with a cute girlie wool hat. PPD was around a fair amount so I did one pass by her & confirmed it was her, there was lots of civilians about & no place to pull over except directly on 82nd..[/QUOTE]Damn I love reading your reports they jump off the page. All perfect until the 50 tailed you LOL.

Happy new year.

[QUOTE=TryHard;4095694]Damn I love reading your reports they jump off the page. All perfect until the 50 tailed you LOL.

Happy new year.[/QUOTE]Yeah, once I realized I had the PPD following me, I was mentally adding up what I had drunk since dinner & with her plus time passed etc. I knew I wasn't anywhere near the limit but still didn't want to give them a reason to light me up. I can't pass most of those tests even when I'm sober! That's why I waved at them when they spot lighted me in my driveway. I figure they were running my plates & once registration matched to address, they thought nothing going on that required more any more of their time. It was kinda' weird as right about the time I noticed them behind me, saw at least one likely candidate for their attention.

Thanks for the compliments on my reports. Like most of us I assume, we can't share these stories anywhere else in life so I tend to go overboard.

It would have been perfect if her phone worked the next day. My New Year wish for 2019 is to just find a SW with a consistently working phone & I'd be a happy camper.

Happy New Year

Cute with a nice body was walking along sandy. Dark black hair Looks semi erotic in appearance. Super nice not a lot of experience I think. No appearance of drugs.

If you see her. She is ok.

Usually around 112th area on the south side of the road.

Great weather last night but for some reason utterly dead couple BSW some wore out old girls but very few and far between you would think with all the rain we have had they would have been out in droves but no oh well maybe next weekend probably be rai ing again I hate trolling in the rain.