Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ron News]I was talking to a post-apocalyptic prophet last night. He’s a guy that makes a living telling you that you just got blown up, why you got blown up and who blew you up. Here’s what he tells me – six, seven months ago a new poster comes on board. His name is Gentleman 100. Right away he starts making a lot of posts, jacking up his numbers. This is happening right after the last establishment raids earlier this year and everybody is running around scared that all the establishments will be closed and the forum posters are to blame. Gentleman 100 comes on real smooth and says that nobody should be posting any real information, that LEO will use it to close down the rest of the establishments. He was posting so many times and people were confused what to do that his method was working. More people started posting the same message of fear and confusion, and it spread and communication about massages just about shut down.

The interesting thing about G100 was that he was always talking about legit massages, never about the real stuff and he kept preaching not to post anything real. My friend says that it was obvious to a person watching from the outside what he was doing. He was a mole and his goal was to shut down communication on the forum. Maybe he was LEO or maybe he was just a fanatic, but his method worked, this forum almost died from lack of action.

My friend says you got to know what is real and what’s not. Anybody can read this forum which means that LEO reads it. But, anybody driving by a Massage Establishment can tell at a glance or a peek inside what’s going on. Busting fun-loving establishments is probably the easiest thing to do for a lazy agency. The strange thing is, my friend says, that more aren’t busted if LEO is relying on posts to make their case. Read Dodger Bulldog’s excellent post in 2007 which is still the best:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=514821[/url]

Well, Gentleman 100’s not posting anymore, the cops made a bunch of punch-drunk busts, and the forum is tearing itself to pieces. So, my friend tells me, we got blown up. He says we got blown up because we don’t know what’s real and what isn’t real – Gentleman 100 wasn’t real, telling people not to communicate on a forum because that’ll make providers turn into convicts ain’t real. And who blew us up? We did. We blew ourselves up and we’re doing it every day with these ideas about not posting.

Sponge Worthy is preaching the religion of reality and that’s the only religion worth following. We are just a bunch of guys sharing our experiences, that’s all we are. And it’s fun.

(Next chapter: Executive Talent’s role in the apocalypse)

Ron[/QUOTE]

Conspiracy theories are everywhere: Who shot JFK? Area 51.

I do not subscribe to conspiracy theories. I report on my experiences. I have not posted recently about my visit to ToA last weekend, but it was the same, quality experience.

In my experience, posting details of a wonderful experience does more harm than good: what I get may not be what you get. It leads to an expectation that may not be fulfilled.

I do not post details anymore (in my earlier posts, like Lotus/Deva, I went into detail - I no longer go there because the service is not what I used to get). I report that I enjoyed an experience. Your skills at getting what you want will determine what you get from a lady: not what other hobbyists report.

But let me check to make sure that I am real --- yep, the package is there.

Let's get back to the purpose of the forum: exchange of information about MPs and getting pleasant extras.

Be safe

I have been attending various spa's in the Orlando area for a little over a year now still looking for the the one that I will make my regular place.

I saw an ad on CL for La Cabana and I must say the ads of the girls will really draw you in.

Their prices are a little high $.1 for an hr which they advertise as their "holiday rate" which I am hoping does not go up in Jan. I met one of the girls in the ad's her name was nikki and she was as cute in person as she was in the picture.

You have a choice of a massage on the bed or the table...I chose the bed and she started the massage. She gave a good massage 7/10 and had a great conversation which I enjoy during my sessions.

Had an exciting flip where I dreamed that she got nude and ended the massage on a happy note. I woke up shortly after and tipped her $.3

I def plan on attending again as the rest of the therapist look amazing.

They say they offer the body scrubs in the shower I have not experienced that yet but I plan to when I return.

My friend suggested this site to me as a way to gauge the amps around my area, I also travel a lot so its good to check out the city I am heading to.

I recently TOFTT and went down there, since no one seemed to want to take the plunge. All I can tell you is that the massage sucked, but there were some things worth noting about the visit. I met with Ashley, who is very pierced and very hot. Great body on this one. She gave the massage in tight stretch pants and a tube top. The massage involved oils which were VERY scented, and she did not use any real pressure. As I stated earlier, the massage portion was horsey doo doo. However, unlike the previous poster, this placed seemed open for extras from the moment I walked through the door.

The flip involved some real fun, and if you have spoken to me before, I welcome your PM's. I left happy, for a good price, and at the end of the day, I now know what to expect in the future from the place. That said, I would not go back for the massage, and there are at least 5 places off the top of my head that are better. Classic example of a place that is not better than the massage competition, and for the money, you could get a lot more from a CL girl. Just my $. 02. PM me for more details if you would like.

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "kittykitty2802@hotmail.com" regarding the above report.

[quote]please remove this, i was informed of this post by another customer. this is not that kind of place, this customer was simply angry that i turned him down when he propositioned me. we are not that type of place and are not permitted to do those sort of things. if management sees this, i will lose my job. please remove asap![/quote]Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

IMHO, I think that Assa was raided because of its location: Tourist Central. Since we are a family tourist destination, MBI & Co. did not want that type of business near all of those quality locations:
1. Bill Wongs Barfeteria
2. Brazilian Electronics Ripoff Store
3. Etc.

Be safe.

I love the way Tara Marie says she's not here to judge anyone, and then proceeds to judge me. I never said a word about her. I never tried to connect with her. In addition to this, she sent me a profanity laced (and frequently misspelled) PM telling me much the same as she posted here.

That pretty much sums up the type of "lady" some of you are here to defend.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]I love the way Tara Marie says she's not here to judge anyone, and then proceeds to judge me. I never said a word about her. I never tried to connect with her. In addition to this, she sent me a profanity laced (and frequently misspelled) PM telling me much the same as she posted here.

That pretty much sums up the type of "lady" some of you are here to defend.[/QUOTE]

SW, she's probably very intimidated by all that goes around here. I know her and I'm not saying she's a naive little girl or anything like that but let's just respect her wishes and leave her alone. She's a good therapist I know that for a fact. My friend I've never had any issues with you or anyone here, I don't judge you or anyone else... all I ask is that if a provider makes a request we honor it. Just be cool man. Peace brother!
Cool

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]SW, she's probably very intimidated by all that goes around here. I know her and I'm not saying she's a naive little girl or anything like that but let's just respect her wishes and leave her alone. She's a good therapist I know that for a fact. My friend I've never had any issues with you or anyone here, I don't judge you or anyone else... all I ask is that if a provider makes a request we honor it. Just be cool man. Peace brother!
Cool[/QUOTE]

You're preaching to the choir. I never bothered her. Never spoke to her. She just picked me and decided to unleash an unprovoked attack. It's my hope that she got it out of her system and leaves it alone from here on out.

I would like to share a little secret about myself. I do not have a huge "package". I also do not drive a Ford F-350 pickup with 6 wheels in the back (to compensate for my lack of length and girth).

What I have is, a unit that gets the job done. It is not the size of the tool that is important, it is how you use it.

I am proud to say that I have attained the rank of Cocksman, Level 3, with Oak Clusters.

There is only 1 man who has attained a higher level of Cocksman, and he is married to a woman named Hillary (soon to be U.S. Secretary of State).

Let's all get back to the purpose at hand. Calling each other names? NO! The purpose is to report about our experiences at MPs and learn from our mistakes. When we waste time posting insults, the only winner is L/E.

Now everyone have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Joyous Kwanzaa, etc.

To all the pretty girls out there: Husqvarna (the name I gave my unit: a Swedish power tool company) salutes you. We are coming to visit you soon, so get some rest and do your stretching exercises.

Be safe and be cool.

I noticed a sign go up for a new massage place in Kissimmee. It is on West Highway 192, in a new strip plaza next to Sams Club. It doesn't seem to be open yet.

[blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Admin][blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]I sure hope that post does the trick.

The new place in Kissimmee sounds interesting, I'd sure be one of the first to report had it opened a month ago.

If reports are good and it's there in May, you can be sure of a report from me.

Stopped in at Avalon this week after a long hiatus. Saw Roseanna, older hispanic lady, who gave very nice touches on front and on flip. The menu was open, judging from the upsell, but frankly she didn't do it for me. On my way out, I noticed an attractive blond, who I will hopefully see on a future visit.

Shifting gears for a minute, I saw an older (45-ish) European therapist by the name of Oxana in her Alt Spgs home over the summer. Very clean, professional appearance and great technique. She ran a couple of ads on CL, but have not since the summer. I have not been able to track her down and was wondering if anyone has seen her recently.

Thanks

I am usually a fan of this particular AMP however I had what is prob the worst massage/rub ever this evening.

Let me start by saying that I am a frequent patron of this place. I may dabble at other shops but I usually go back and I always do a 1hr session. I get there and I pay the house fee and he brings me back to the room. I pass by an absolutley stunning younger attended smiled and said Hi and she acknowledged me.

I disrobe and lay on the table hoping she comes in. Today was not my day. An older moderatley attractive attendent comes in. Right away starts with the drape. I politley ask to take it off. She does and I get the most robotic massage ever. She is looking at the clock every 5 min and did not even perform my second most favorite part of the massage. The extreame light touch where all the teasing would usually be in my past dreams about this spot. We get to the end of the hour and is just like "ok" and walks out so I get dressed and left. No tip

I generally get good service here so this isn't a bash on the AMP but this particular attendent was miserable I wish I could understand her name but the accent was very thick.

Sad to say, it sounds like I drew the same one last Tuesday. Short hair, late 30ies, nice body, little to no English. Her name sounds like Swichie. Said Tuesday was her first day. All the encouraging, didn't produce results. Not a bad massage if that is all you were expecting. No tip and no return for me.
Safe cruzin'
JC

[QUOTE=O Town Doug]I am usually a fan of this particular AMP however I had what is prob the worst massage/rub ever this evening.

Let me start by saying that I am a frequent patron of this place. I may dabble at other shops but I usually go back and I always do a 1hr session. I get there and I pay the house fee and he brings me back to the room. I pass by an absolutely stunning younger attended smiled and said Hi and she acknowledged me.

I disrobe and lay on the table hoping she comes in. Today was not my day. An older moderately attractive attendant comes in. Right away starts with the drape. I politely ask to take it off. She does and I get the most robotic massage ever. She is looking at the clock every 5 min and did not even perform my second most favorite part of the massage. The extreme light touch where all the teasing would usually be in my past dreams about this spot. We get to the end of the hour and is just like "ok" and walks out so I get dressed and left. No tip

I generally get good service here so this isn't a bash on the AMP but this particular attendant was miserable I wish I could understand her name but the accent was very thick.[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's her! I would suggest trying them again, like I said this was my first bad experience in quite a while going there.

[QUOTE=Just Cruzin]Sad to say, it sounds like I drew the same one last Tuesday. Short hair, late 30ies, nice body, little to no English. Her name sounds like Swichie. Said Tuesday was her first day. All the encouraging, didn't produce results. Not a bad massage if that is all you were expecting. No tip and no return for me.

Safe cruzin'

JC[/QUOTE]