The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5;2407087]Thanks for your advice, and my advice to you would be to lose some weight. I have seen a few of your pics and you need a diet sweetie and your face probably has wrinkles. You have NEVER received a text from me for a dream so please don't lie on me and say yea he TRIED dreaming with me as well. Nothing personal but OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby. Just MY opinion. You asked and I am giving you my response. So now I know you will say this or that about me but so what, Today is Saturday and a beautiful day and I'm going to enjoy it and a couple of young lovely ladies, yes I will not forget to bring cash. LOL.

Have a lovely day sweetheart.[/QUOTE]You speak about the OLD (over 30) and how you don't see the OLD ones or the Non Spinners. Well I read your review of my girl Jersey or did I dream all of which I thought I read?? She is OVER 30 and isn't a spinner, so WTF Chris? Honey you yourself can't be all that you think you are or you wouldn't be on the hunt to BUY PUSSY. Some of you guys I would loooove to buy you at what you're worth and turn around and sell you for what you THINK you're worth, hell I would NEVER have to work again. Ha Ha Ha Ha. And to think all of this juvenile behavior erupted over he say she say BULLSHIT! Bridges are never rebuilt once they are burned not in this hobby. Good luck to you sir.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

That does about sums it up.

Funny thing is that some of the OLD people he references are his age or younger. And I think acting violent towards a provider is much more angry than any comments that were made to or about him.

I've put him on ignore a few days ago. Negative energy isn't good, plus why feed into it and give him what he wants??

Stay safe all.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2408649]Young guy walks into a crowded room and takes a smelly shit on the floor in the middle of the room. Other people in the room say, "You can't do that and you need to clean it up. " Young guys says in response, "You all are old, fat and angry people and I can do what ever I want. " That about sums this up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2407087]Thanks for your advice, and my advice to you would be to lose some weight. I have seen a few of your pics and you need a diet sweetie and your face probably has wrinkles. You have NEVER received a text from me for a dream so please don't lie on me and say yea he TRIED dreaming with me as well. Nothing personal but OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby. Just MY opinion. You asked and I am giving you my response. So now I know you will say this or that about me but so what, Today is Saturday and a beautiful day and I'm going to enjoy it and a couple of young lovely ladies, yes I will not forget to bring cash. LOL.

Have a lovely day sweetheart.[/QUOTE]I guess I'm old cause not only am I 36 but I also have a decade in the biz but guess what? The 20 somethings don't seem to mind (they like the experience and MILF does a body good) and the older guys don't seem to care either cause they know when they come to see what to expect. A drama free good time. So I'm not 20 something but if this what the 20 something's have to deal I will gladly pass Also the customer is NOT right if he's smelly, abusive, rude, or derogatory if you are any of the above you are not only wrong, I would rather not have your business. You can't please all the people all the time but what you can do is provide solid service for YEARS and wait for your phone to ring. Just sayin'.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2408707]That's got to be some kinda record. Daddy had to stop the car twice in his first two days. Jag and Swag didn't accomplish that. It is one thing to piss off all of us. It is another to piss off the ladies. But pissing off A2 is sorta like pissing off the waiter before he brings you your food. There are just some things in life that are plain stupid. And stupid oughta hurt.

I think it's time to pop some pop corn and see how that battle plays out.

C3.[/QUOTE]This all sounds like a movie " Jag tries to get revenge!

[QUOTE=Camera3;2408707]That's got to be some kinda record. Daddy had to stop the car twice in his first two days. Jag and Swag didn't accomplish that. It is one thing to piss off all of us. It is another to piss off the ladies. But pissing off A2 is sorta like pissing off the waiter before he brings you your food. There are just some things in life that are plain stupid. And stupid oughta hurt.

I think it's time to pop some pop corn and see how that battle plays out.

C3.[/QUOTE]Grab your seats kids and place your orders. We have all the flavors you might want. Check out the menu and let us know what you want.

C3, your's is on the house.

I threw some bait out for Chris waiting for a response because he always has something to say and you said exactly what I had on my mind for my next response. Well done sir!

Chris you and your friends that sit at a bar and talk about sp's all have faults. Let's get this straight we all do. So why tell Paige who I have seen to have a diet coke? She is a very educated woman that deserves to be treated as one. Have I elected to see her again? No because she didn't fit what is looking for but do I degrade? Nope. Why because I Respect her.

You have a serious case of small dick attitude like a chihuahua dog barking at a fence with a 200# guy across from it if thpe gate were to open you would get the 50 yard boot to the next yard or Chris sandbox. Lose, lose situation. Oh and by the way I would never boot a dog I love them and have rescued 3 but you sir I would have no problem. Thank you for letting my vent. Now for the next bus route C3 (A3) not a good route to be on. Popping popcorn by the gallon.

[QUOTE=FunHobby69;2408433]Going to dip my toes in the sometimes article ice bath sometimes Dante's inferior hot tube otherwise known as the Rat Trap and offer my 7 cents of on the war of the roses between C3 and Chris5. My contributions have basically been restricted to providing hopefully detailed fictional accounts of short stories generated with the help of some wonderful local muses; be it legends or otherwise. So, I'm a bit out of my comfort zone.

First, I appreciate the direct no nonsense in your face reviews, comments, banter, ramblings, whatever of one Chris5. The board is for intel, but also for amusement which for me motivates me to come back and enjoy the read as I search for Intel. Thanks Chris5.

For C3, the chairman, the honorary president, the Donald of this site; all affectionate terms bestowed by others, I appreciate his unique prospective on life and the hobby. When I first joined, I reached out to C3 in PM seeking advice on how to get my foot in the door. He took the time to educate me up and offered some pointers and recommendations and how to just go about things with the ladies. Point is he cares about the site, he recognizes that we must encourage and nurture the inexperienced and that the forum gets stronger with new blood. (Managed to author several short stories with Michele1 l, Dahlia, Nana, quickly out of the gate whereas other newbies struggled with the secret formula to establish credibility). Thanks C3.

That said, I would appreciate toning down the personal attacks just a bit. Like C3 sort of hinted at, us hobbyists are in essence a bit pathetic, paying for dreams. So, no one should be beating their chests, proud of their accomplishments. We are paying for dreams. And no one should attack the elder members. Fact is you reach a point in life where you become a "ghost" to the younger ladies. No matter how suave and debonair you once were, your now invisible, yet you still have the same attraction for freshness. And so your resort to your one overpowering remaining attractive quality, your wallet, cause in the end the tastiness of the meal is the same regardless of whether it's complimentary or paid for.

And can we lay off any attack on our wonderful muses on this site. There is a negative tread, if you have a bad dream, and yes if the physical characteristics aren't to your satisfaction, then perfectly ok to factually describe as part of the intel service we provide each other. But I think attacking someone's physical attributes merely because they voice an opinion differing from yours is just classless.

Chris5, fuck all the women you can, I'm rooting for you, I want you to bring good intel to the site. Continue to be an ass, it's amusing and sometimes very entertaining. Just asking you play a littler nicer in the community sandbox. It is a community, there are certain norms we should not go outside of. Being an ass, believe you have described yourself as such, is perfectly within the rules. Just think about dialing it back down a bit. Don't respond by telling me about the ignore button. You would miss the point-your posts are enjoyable, intel great; I value it, but just dial it back so I don't have to read another freakin useless post about the wheels going round and round. FH69.[/QUOTE]

I'm busy traveling and not posting and all hell has broken loose over here!

This is what old is about.

[QUOTE=JacknDrive;2409083]This is what old is about.[/QUOTE]Now that's funny! Love that pic.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2408649]Young guy walks into a crowded room and takes a smelly shit on the floor in the middle of the room. Other people in the room say, "You can't do that and you need to clean it up. " Young guys says in response, "You all are old, fat and angry people and I can do what ever I want. " That about sums this up.[/QUOTE]That pretty much sums me up in a nutshell. LOL. I have just read all of the comments and complaints about calling people old and for being rude to our not so young anymore SP"S on this wonderful site. I also was driving my car.

Over the weekend and got stopped by daddy a couple of times. If I say someone is old or older its really not my intent to hurt there feelings or degrade them at all. I speak my mind and I always will and some people will always get offended no matter what is said. I do feel this is an older site with older guys and older SP'S but still a GREAT site, there will be a ton of new members who will be joining this site and hopefully all can play fair and get along, the one thing that will not change is me speaking my mind and voicing MY opinions and intel the way I see fit. Not on here to make friends to hang out with. My motto still will be the customer is always right period! And end of story / Mongers believe it or not pay a lot of SP'S bills and support there lifestyles, without mongers they would not have a hobby job. Now does that mean a monger has to be mean to an sp, no but I have also learned there is always two sides to a story especially between a monger and a SP. I personally feel and again just my opinion that there is really NO brotherhood on this great board at all. I think most members will side with an SP at any cost and throw the monger under the bus in a second.

Again my opinion and hopefully with new young blood coming in that will change but you older members must also realize that certain people could care less of what you think of them and will not listen to your defined set of rules and certain members will not care how many guys bash another board member. I have always said I would rather be a complete ASS than oh look at that "nice guy" but that's just me. Not only am I an ass but I am a confident ass. Again that's just me.

And the news media you road in on.

Sexual trafficking does not exist in the United States. Pimping, however, is rampant. Do something about it.

Stop having your buddies in the new media, who feed off of police scanners, hyping your swat team antics and calling it sexual trafficking so you can jack up your budgets and when busting consenting adults act like you are winning the war against the bad guys.

Images of real sexual trafficking would cause most people here to lose their lunch. It is not Leroy, the pimp, hanging out at the bus station waiting for runaway girls. It is Ivan, the enforcer, threatening to kill someone's family if they don't service the 12 guys in the next room.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2409162]That pretty much sums me up in a nutshell. LOL. I have just read all of the comments and complaints about calling people old and for being rude to our not so young anymore SP"S on this wonderful site. I also was driving my car.

Over the weekend and got stopped by daddy a couple of times. If I say someone is old or older its really not my intent to hurt there feelings or degrade them at all. I speak my mind and I always will and some people will always get offended no matter what is said. I do feel this is an older site with older guys and older SP'S but still a GREAT site, there will be a ton of new members who will be joining this site and hopefully all can play fair and get along, the one thing that will not change is me speaking my mind and voicing MY opinions and intel the way I see fit. Not on here to make friends to hang out with. My motto still will be the customer is always right period! And end of story / Mongers believe it or not pay a lot of SP'S bills and support there lifestyles, without mongers they would not have a hobby job. Now does that mean a monger has to be mean to an sp, no but I have also learned there is always two sides to a story especially between a monger and a SP. I personally feel and again just my opinion that there is really NO brotherhood on this great board at all. I think most members will side with an SP at any cost and throw the monger under the bus in a second.

Again my opinion and hopefully with new young blood coming in that will change but you older members must also realize that certain people could care less of what you think of them and will not listen to your defined set of rules and certain members will not care how many guys bash another board member. I have always said I would rather be a complete ASS than oh look at that "nice guy" but that's just me. Not only am I an ass but I am a confident ass. Again that's just me.[/QUOTE]Wow, a guy who admits he's a complete and confident ass, that is so refreshing and so much better than being a DUMB ASS or an ASS hole or ASS clown or are they all the same? I'm sure this under 30 Genius will let us know right away, right after he wishes a few mongers Happy Birthday, congratulates a few mongers on their choice of girls and of course changes his diaper and insults a few more SP's. —-VS.

A little back and forth between big personalities doesn't bother me. But, trying to read a post that looks like the Unabomber wrote it does!

Like my elementary school teacher used to say -- one thought per sentence!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2409162]That pretty much sums me up in a nutshell. LOL. I have just read all of the comments and complaints about calling people old and for being rude to our not so young anymore SP"S on this wonderful site. I also was driving my car.

Over the weekend and got stopped by daddy a couple of times. If I say someone is old or older its really not my intent to hurt there feelings or degrade them at all. I speak my mind and I always will and some people will always get offended no matter what is said. I do feel this is an older site with older guys and older SP'S but still a GREAT site, there will be a ton of new members who will be joining this site and hopefully all can play fair and get along, the one thing that will not change is me speaking my mind and voicing MY opinions and intel the way I see fit. Not on here to make friends to hang out with. My motto still will be the customer is always right period! And end of story / Mongers believe it or not pay a lot of SP'S bills and support there lifestyles, without mongers they would not have a hobby job. Now does that mean a monger has to be mean to an sp, no but I have also learned there is always two sides to a story especially between a monger and a SP. I personally feel and again just my opinion that there is really NO brotherhood on this great board at all. I think most members will side with an SP at any cost and throw the monger under the bus in a second.

Again my opinion and hopefully with new young blood coming in that will change but you older members must also realize that certain people could care less of what you think of them and will not listen to your defined set of rules and certain members will not care how many guys bash another board member. I have always said I would rather be a complete ASS than oh look at that "nice guy" but that's just me. Not only am I an ass but I am a confident ass. Again that's just me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KingCasanova;2408978]I'm busy traveling and not posting and all hell has broken loose over here![/QUOTE]Last we heard from you, you were moving to Vermont!

Ends with "thank you Jazak and Rufus" because. They drove Dallas to your place? They ran out to get the covers she forgot? They supplied the Tampax for her suddenly bloody time of month? Your first paragraph was interesting, how you played the game with her. Accepting the cancellations and excuses and delays. Man do you have NOTHING better to do with your time than play THAT game to PAY to see a SP? I'd lay odds that Frisbee is a secret account held by Jazak and / or Rufus for just such a "REVIEW" to keep their pimping of Dallas profitable. Mongers beware again, despite this fictional review from Frisbee, that Dallas is an unprofessional, unreliable SP and I have NO personal experience on the matter, JUST what has been reported to this board by LEGITIMATE mongers.