Humaniplex

[QUOTE=JakeDiver;4303919]Pretty sure it's not her you'll be PMing.[/QUOTE]Regardless of who really messages you back on Humaniplex, LexiCarter's rates are still too high IMO for her body type. She charges more than the JWA bliss crew or the SFV 143 crew and these chicks have smoking hot thin bodies. When I communicate with these girls, I am under no illusion that I am actually talking to that cute chick in the avatar. Most likely, it is the skinny dude who sits in his beat up Honda Accord smoking 420 while listening to Jay-Z not too far from the hotel room where I am banging his girl.

Can't tell you how many times I arrive early in a hotel parking lot and survey the lay of the land, and see that skinny dude come in and out of the room I am about to be directed to, all the while texting on his phone as I am texting "the girl" LOL. These guys are masters at sounding like chicks. Hey hun. Hey sweetie. Are you on your way hun? What car are you in hun?

Lots of practice I guess LOL. But this also ain't my first rodeo.

What's this guy's role / job on the site? A blogging announcer? Commentator? Instigator like the rest of them?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/burnsie1169[/URL]

[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;4304471]What's this guy's role / job on the site? A blogging announcer? Commentator? Instigator like the rest of them?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/burnsie1169[/URL][/QUOTE]Village Idiot?

[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;4304471]What's this guy's role / job on the site? A blogging announcer? Commentator? Instigator like the rest of them?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/burnsie1169[/URL][/QUOTE]That guy wears many dunce hats, Village Idiot being just one of them. But it is a big village, so there is more than just one.

Lately though, his most prominent role on Hx is CassieGangBanger, as he has made it his number one mission to make that Rob's life on Hx a living hell.

These two should just fuck and get married already, as they fight like husband and wife on Hx LOL.

The bloggers on hx are nothing but cancer and white knights. Including fubar, burnsie, phyremedic the fucking dipshit, and etc.

I don't look at crap like that anymore but definitely lots of dysfunctional old sacks of shit.

[QUOTE=JamesD2004;4303700]Helen, too tan but legs to die for. May TOFTT. Lexi, probably not a priority with the latest pic. Tera. Tats. Xo, pic withdrawn. It's going to be a great summer.[/QUOTE]The reason to have face pics or pass. Woman is +20 years on the posted 21. Reasonably pretty face and slim body, good rates $220/ hr and $160/ hh. But there is a difference between a 21 yo Asian girl and a 40 year old Asian woman and when you are expecting one getting a surprise is not good. Also, the reason the pics are blurred is she has quite a few tats, covering one arm and part of her back. She offers her menu, but seems newer to the biz as she needs lots of direction. She will however fall the directions without complaint. She bills herself as submissive. Has dogs with her. BBFS seems like it would be available with a small tip.

Probably won't repeat.

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Probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFTT and stayed on for a full report. One down and a lot more to go.

[QUOTE=Punter3;4305505]The reason to have face pics or pass. Woman is +20 years on the posted 21. Reasonably pretty face and slim body, good rates $220/ hr and $160/ hh. But there is a difference between a 21 yo Asian girl and a 40 year old Asian woman and when you are expecting one getting a surprise is not good.

Probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]This is why I stopped patronizing Asian providers a long time ago. Out of control fake pics. There was a time when I went to a place in Westminster where I could walk in and pick from a line up. But no way I would book any of the Asian agencies on Hx. When I see a posted age there I immediately add + 20. But they enjoy a most favored sacrosanct status on Hx because they support that site with their prominent ads. Just sucks I have to sift through their shit just to get to the girls I plan on actually fucking.

[QUOTE=Punter3;4305505]The reason to have face pics or pass. Woman is +20 years on the posted 21. Reasonably pretty face and slim body, good rates $220/ hr and $160/ hh. But there is a difference between a 21 yo Asian girl and a 40 year old Asian woman and when you are expecting one getting a surprise is not good. Also, the reason the pics are blurred is she has quite a few tats, covering one arm and part of her back. She offers her menu, but seems newer to the biz as she needs lots of direction. She will however fall the directions without complaint. She bills herself as submissive. Has dogs with her. BBFS seems like it would be available with a small tip.

Probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]She has been on and off Hx for years, so she is not new to the biz. Her original handle, like 6+ years ago, was BoraLee. She is very skinny with an amazing, imo, fake rack; she will deliver on her menu but could be flakey and will rack and stack her appointments, I. E. High volume.

[QUOTE=Punter3;4305505]The reason to have face pics or pass. Woman is +20 years on the posted 21. Reasonably pretty face and slim body, good rates $220/ hr and $160/ hh. But there is a difference between a 21 yo Asian girl and a 40 year old Asian woman and when you are expecting one getting a surprise is not good. Also, the reason the pics are blurred is she has quite a few tats, covering one arm and part of her back. She offers her menu, but seems newer to the biz as she needs lots of direction. She will however fall the directions without complaint. She bills herself as submissive. Has dogs with her. BBFS seems like it would be available with a small tip.

Probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Sounds like CourtneyQT.

[QUOTE=ScotchGuard9;4305821]Sounds like CourtneyQT.[/QUOTE]Good catch, it's CourtneyQT aka BoraLee you can see the blurred out tattoos.

She is very skinny and like a box of chocolates (you never know what you are going to get).

Not very reliable at keeping appointments.

[QUOTE=ElonMusk;4305230]The bloggers on hx are nothing but cancer and white knights. Including fubar, burnsie, phyremedic the fucking dipshit, and etc.

I don't look at crap like that anymore but definitely lots of dysfunctional old sacks of shit.[/QUOTE]Yeah those old sacks are getting on the bus back to Leisure World. Pretty pathetic situation now. Especially when old farts become bookers.

[QUOTE=TrojanHorsey;4303041]Jadee has a gorgeous mix of European and Asian looks and could easily model. Why do you think she's named "Gorgeous" LOL. Her body is like that of a toned HS volleyball or track athlete. Super flat abs, ass you could bounce a quarter off, and super perky tits. Evie has GND looks, looks nerdy with her dark rimmed glasses, but her body is out of this world. Her tits are probably used by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons as the mold and ideal shape to aspire when doing boob jobs. You won't find a better pair. Round, large, firm, and with puffy nipples that are perfectly centered. God blessed these two with super genes.

Service wise, these two are hard to beat.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, evie looks amazing. What's the damage if you don't mind me sharing.

[QUOTE=LonerRanger;4305927]Good catch, it's CourtneyQT aka BoraLee you can see the blurred out tattoos.

She is very skinny and like a box of chocolates (you never know what you are going to get).

Not very reliable at keeping appointments.[/QUOTE]This chick is on another effing handle! SMH to the max!

Eh, to be fair, that's actually not the case with bora. Her pics are her. And she's not part of one of the BS agencies.

I'd also quibble with the assessment of her age. She's definitely not 41.30's? Sure. I think most guys would be happy with her looks.

Also, she used to be way too skinny, but she looks healthier these days. I'm not a fan of fakies in general. Her twins look great but they're very hard.

[QUOTE=TrojanHorsey;4305611]This is why I stopped patronizing Asian providers a long time ago. Out of control fake pics. There was a time when I went to a place in Westminster where I could walk in and pick from a line up. But no way I would book any of the Asian agencies on Hx. When I see a posted age there I immediately add + 20. But they enjoy a most favored sacrosanct status on Hx because they support that site with their prominent ads. Just sucks I have to sift through their shit just to get to the girls I plan on actually fucking.[/QUOTE]