My recent experience with Mona
[QUOTE=DoubleLife;7114819]So, I been done with SW'S for years and more recently hung it up with escorts. I've been curious about this one for a while so I had my friend Backpfeifengesicht (German for face that needs to be slapped) take her for a test drive because he'll do anything once. This is his review:
Set up a visit to her hotel room. As I pulled in a blacked out sedan followed me to the back of the building and just parked near me. Went to her room and she let me in. She stripped down, took a shower and came out. Other reviews say she has I nice body. I understand the vast difference in what people like so I'll just describe what I saw. Slightly hunch backed, boney back and shoulders, bad wig, very hard unnatural tits with nice meaty nipples, ass implants that are very hard and don't feel human, and horrific bruises all over her chicken legs. Seams like a nice quiet person putting in her time with the same enthusiasm as a line worker that spends the day making sure the "sell by" date has printed properly on every box coming down the conveyor belt. Head was good enough to get somewhat hard, almost, so I wiggled my noodle into her from behind and almost got hard but she kept trying to keep me from penetrating much because she can't take a dick even though it didn't feel overly tight. Yes all BB but her health is so bad I'm concerned about my dna being found in her dead body because in my unprofessional opinion, it's any day now. This girl is a heavy user, lost so much weight her implants stand out in a disfiguring way, will not see me again. Sad because I don't enjoy putting out bad news about a nice girl. When I left, the blacked out car followed me out the parking lot and down the street for a few miles.
Absolutely not my thing and I will not visit. Thank you Backpfeifengesicht for saving me the trouble. So if you're interested in the same type as BS or TM, she may be your ticket to heaven.
Giddit.[/QUOTE]I saw her recently because I was pressed for time and well, she promptly responded. Had read the reviews so sort of new what to expect. I don't like the place she was staying so did some recon to make sure I felt comfortable going in.
I met her and she opened up the door and looked decent, similar to her pictures. She got naked and I could tell at one time she must of been a stripper. Bolt ons that had seen better days and butt implants that just looked weird. I'd prefer a boney butt than to be honest. She does wear a wig and she has the messed up teeth of a user. Some bruising on her legs. She seemed really out of it. BJ was pretty average and there was very little talking. She got on top and hopped on the hog. Switched a few positions and then doggy until I unloaded a bunch in her. She did not seem to like full stroke fucking, as some have stated.
My take away is that she indeed is expired. Surface level she looks ok but performance kills it. Virtually no talking, no eye contact, blown out pussy, and acted like she was increasingly in more discomfort with every thrust. Also when she talked she seemed really scatter brained. I can't complain too much though because the cost was low. I'd visit again in a pinch as a last resort if I just need to dump in something. She really needs to take a few weeks off from fucking, see a doctor to make sure she's not too beat up down there, and invest in a giant tub of lube. But we know her habit won't let her do that.