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[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2769294]You got it right BB.
Chriss and TH make so much noise when porking each another that neighbors now call Chriss the "Demon of Screamin"! HA ha.[/QUOTE]Thats fucking funny George, thanks. I knew I had seen Chris in a movie but couldn't put my finger on it, your DoS reference helped.
Chris in the woods: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxUbv90lLI[/URL].
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2769526]You're not bored of me you are bored of not understanding my posts you moron.
Everyone knows I have kicked your as from Boston to Orlando but don't go quitting on me now you pussy. Take your beatings like a man, you deserve them.[/QUOTE]Calm down you fucking Faggot! You're in Boston in a fucking blizzard so I understand the hostility. You need To switch to pussy instead of dick and get laid GAY boy.
I Immediately call for you to retire your account.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Baconbits;2769461]Christina5 you are a punk ass cocksucker plain and simple. Be thankful you have your computer to act tough on and your 30 dollar hookers to feel powerful. Bottom line is you are a fucking coward. I'm 100 percent sure that you've sucked more than a few dicks. Why don't you get off this site betch!
BB.[/QUOTE]Get your head out of Billy Boy Asshole and try dating a WOMAN!! Lmao!! You seem very angry and hostile towards Chris5. My advice to you Bacon Boy is to either move to boy's town or go to the highest skyscraper in Boston and take the elevator to the rooftop and simply JUMP!! Just get it over with GAY man!! I'll be sure to pay a visit to the cemetery and take a HUGE shit right on your tombstone asshole! LOL!
Chris5.
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BuffGuy111.
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Posts: 432.
Bella BBW.
Had to go see her again. This time she offered to make breakfast for me as I was hungry. As usual her service was impeccable then went off to make breakfast while I kick back and watched some tv. I ate and was on my way. No upsell on anything for the breakfast but I had to throw in a few more for the kind gesture. Great service and food. I will be repeating. Guys if you give her a heads up she will go out her way to make you happy from food to Greece!
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...esbbw/14102617[/URL]
BG111.
Dude are you fucking serious? What was the purpose of this review of a backpage chick you have seen multiple times. In your review you say you were hungry and she offered to cook you breakfast, while you kicked back and watched fucking tv! While encouraging other mongers to run to this FAT chick for her to cook for them as well! This is the problem here with silly ass Orlando Mongers! The only thing you should do is show up, get your dick sucked, fuck her, bust a nut, pull up your pants and LEAVE! You asshole Orlando Mongers are pathetic!
Chris5.
1. Before Chriss come here 'cocksucker' was a word for a good woman. Now its a word for a bad man.
2. Last time Chriss in prison they take his prostetic legs away leaving him only 4 feet tall. He was the purfect height tall to be the prison cocksucker.
3. Chriss like to wear fingernail Polish so when he jerk his noodle it looks like a girl is doing it. Sometime he forgets to wear the Polish and he think another man is jerking his noodle. He likes that even better.
4. I ask Chriss if he suck my dick if I washed it. He say no. So he must really be a dirty cocksucker.
5. How can you tell if you end up in Chriss's bar? Even the pool tables don't have balls.
6. Years ago Chriss star of a gay TV show. It was called Leave It -- Its Beaver.
7. Ever time Chriss go to Diary Queen he order a penis butter parfait.
8. What you call a pimple on Chriss ass? A brain tumor.
9. Why do Chriss eat beans ever Friday? So he can have a bubble bath on Saturday.
10. Why do Chriss not eat M&Ms? He get tired of trying to peel them.
11. Chriss start out as a 'hobo'. Then he decide he want to be a 'homo'. Reason is a hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass.
12. Chriss and his boyfriend make so much noise having sex that neighbors nicknamed Chriss the 'Demon of Screamin'.
13. Chriss is really one of a pair of gay irish twins. They real names are Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.
14. Last month Chriss put a nicotine patch on his dick. Now he down to only 3 butts a week.
15. Chriss got catch by police last night when he with his boyfriend. Charge was cocksucking in public with intent to swallow.
16. I ask Chriss what difference of gay men and jello? He say jello come in more than 1 flavor.
17. What did Chriss say to the gay man he meet in the bar? Your face or mine?
18. What did Chriss say to his gay boyfriend? The girls be right, we do taste like chicken.
Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2769691]Get your head out of Billy Boy Asshole and try dating a WOMAN!! Lmao!! You seem very angry and hostile towards Chris5. My advice to you Bacon Boy is to either move to boy's town or go to the highest skyscraper in Boston and take the elevator to the rooftop and simply JUMP!! Just get it over with GAY man!! I'll be sure to pay a visit to the cemetery and take a HUGE shit right on your tombstone asshole! LOL!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]You're game is lame son. You have nothing new to say. Think of some new material in between sucking dick and flipping burgers.
BB.
[QUOTE=Baconbits;2770151]You're game is lame son. You have nothing new to say. Think of some new material in between sucking dick and flipping burgers.
BB.[/QUOTE]This is a forum for men seeking women to fuck. Please go to the proper GAY site bacon boy.
Chris5.
Anyone heard from YragFag? Man I miss tearing his GAY ass apart on a daily basis! I guess I was to hard on him and he ran away from the TRAP. Oh well I will just continue to abuse my new beitch bacon boy from Boston. He's a real pussy.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2770188]Anyone heard from YragFag? Man I miss tearing his GAY ass apart on a daily basis! I guess I was to hard on him and he ran away from the TRAP. Oh well I will just continue to abuse my new beitch bacon boy from Boston. He's a real pussy.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Christina5, Please stop looking for and harassing men you closet homosexual. Don't you understand that your game is weak and no one wants to play your gay games?
BB.
[QUOTE=Baconbits;2770493]Christina5, Please stop looking for and harassing men you closet homosexual. Don't you understand that your game is weak and no one wants to play your gay games?
BB.[/QUOTE]How's that 22 inches of snow there in Boston? LOL! I'm sure you have enough GAY porn and magazines to wack off too!!
Lmao!
CHUMP!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2770599]How's that 22 inches of snow there in Boston? LOL! I'm sure you have enough GAY porn and magazines to wack off too!!
Lmao!
CHUMP!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Chris, we got about 6 inches of snow around Boston. You are so dumb that even when you can look up the answer you get it wrong. So, Demon of Screamin' you blowing Trail tonight?
[QUOTE=Chris5;2769684]
I Immediately call for you to retire your account.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Dear Board.
Let me review how all this silliness transpired.
1.) Chris brought his fake tough guy act to Massholes and was beaten down like a red headed step child.
2.) Chris retreated to his home turf and stupidly claimed victory.
3.) We Followed Chris here to continue kicking his pathetic ass on a daily basis and set the record straight on Chris's "victory".
4.) Chris, seeing his own intellectual limitations, decides to go on the "gay" offensive. Of course he has no proof but that never stops Chris from posting his "facts".
5.) Chris "demands" Bacon and I to retire. Illusions of grandeur abound.
6.) Chris's lover TrailHunter outs him on the SW thread. FWIW, TH seems to be a good guy, I feel bad he got mixed up in this.
7.) Chris continues to get beat down day in, day out.
That about sums things up if you are just getting started with this nonsense.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2770599]How's that 22 inches of snow there in Boston? LOL! I'm sure you have enough GAY porn and magazines to wack off too!!
Lmao!
CHUMP!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Go back to school and figure out how to read a map you stupid fuck. Damn boy your game is weak. You must have been sucking mad dick in jail instead of getting your GED.
You are one of the sadest punks on this site.
BB.
Uh, oh.
The Donald Trump has bad news for all you old folks here.
[URL]https://www.facebook.com/CarbonTV/videos/403997546475360/[/URL]
When you bus vamoose and you find yourself on the beach in Puerto Vallarta don't ask me to come find you and bring you back.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2770873]Dear Board.
Let me review how all this silliness transpired.
1.) Chris brought his fake tough guy act to Massholes and was beaten down like a red headed step child.
2.) Chris retreated to his home turf and stupidly claimed victory.
3.) We Followed Chris here to continue kicking his pathetic ass on a daily basis and set the record straight on Chris's "victory".
4.) Chris, seeing his own intellectual limitations, decides to go on the "gay" offensive. Of course he has no proof but that never stops Chris from posting his "facts".
5.) Chris "demands" Bacon and I to retire. Illusions of grandeur abound.
6.) Chris's lover TrailHunter outs him on the SW thread. FWIW, TH seems to be a good guy, I feel bad he got mixed up in this.
7.) Chris continues to get beat down day in, day out.
That about sums things up if you are just getting started with this nonsense.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2770849]Chris, we got about 6 inches of snow around Boston. You are so dumb that even when you can look up the answer you get it wrong. So, Demon of Screamin' you blowing Trail tonight?[/QUOTE]Is this all you have? I declared victory in Massholes quickly! Bacon and Billy disappeared during the battle you IDIOT! Why won't you retire Faggot?
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Baconbits;2770883]Go back to school and figure out how to read a map you stupid fuck. Damn boy your game is weak. You must have been sucking mad dick in jail instead of getting your GED.
You are one of the sadest punks on this site.
BB.[/QUOTE]I kicked your GAY ass in Boston! Yet you want MORE?
Smh.
Pussy!
Chris5.
7:56 #2186.
DoubleDippin.
Regular Member.
Posts: 18.
From out of the closet he emerges.
From the darkest closet he emerges.
[URL]http://www.bisexualplayground.com/profiles/baconbits[/URL]
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This was posted in Massholes last year. Bacon was outed for being registered on a bi sexual site. LOL! Bacon is GAY and bi sexual. Bacon Boy hall of shame.
Chris5.
Billy Boy you're next CHUMP! Once I finally dispose of your butt buddy bacon, you're NEXT!
IDIOT.
Chris5.
01:51 #2771.
Negsiro.
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Thank you Chris5 for exposing Homo monger Bill Baloney.
Thank you Chris5 for clearing it up for us because for a second there, we thought Admin2 was a member of the Barebacking Homo club because he sure as hell sounded like.
He was protecting El Presidente Homo himself Billy Boy, the #1 ass pudge fucker on the site. We take at your word and your explanation sounded very credible.
But we also urge you to take precaution with Admin2, this act of kindness may have been a sneaky attempt to pacify you so he can slither his way in. Be aware of these snakes.
They're very cunning. He could be an under cover bare backing ass pudge fucker homo just trying to be nice to ya so he can win you over.
Please continue to keep us informed on Billy Boy's bare backing adventures down in Orlando and warned fellow mongers down there as well to avoid and stay away from.
Any providers he ever recommends, we know they're tainted.
Rumors have it that Billy Baloney is quite upset of being exposed and he may be in talks behind closed doors with admin2 to see how he can censor you or I and get us banned again.
I get banned, you will know then that the Ass Mafia got me.
Posted in Massholes today.
Chris5.
Hey little twinkie boy, take you arguments with the Mass men back to the Mass board. No one here is interest in them.
Do not know why you keep pounding you chest here when we already know you just a punk twinkie boy.
Wait a fucking minute. Tom Brady is that you? You trying to hide out here in Orlando for the winter since you did not make it back to the Super Bowl? Time for you to man-up boy and argue with these guys on they home turf in Mass. We run a tight ship here in Micky's Rat Trap and have no time for your punk ass self. It might not be to bad if your mouth did not start racing before your mind even get in the car but you always sound like you talking with you mouth full and we know just what it full of. Because why else ever one call you dickhead.
Ha ha.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2771604]7:56 #2186.
DoubleDippin.
Regular Member.
Posts: 18.
From out of the closet he emerges.
From the darkest closet he emerges.
[URL]http://www.bisexualplayground.com/profiles/baconbits[/URL]
Reply With Quote.
This was posted in Massholes last year. Bacon was outed for being registered on a bi sexual site. LOL! Bacon is GAY and bi sexual. Bacon Boy hall of shame.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Dude you are obsessed with me.
If I was 6'10" and from PA. You might have an shot at being believable.
You are a simple minded little man. Please up your game. Your infatuation with me and massholes just shows how much you are interested in men.
What the fuck are you looking at bisexual sites for anyways!?
BB.
[QUOTE=Baconbits;2771886]Dude you are obsessed with me.
If I was 6'10" and from PA. You might have an shot at being believable.
You are a simple minded little man. Please up your game. Your infatuation with me and massholes just shows how much you are interested in men.
What the fuck are you looking at bisexual sites for anyways!?
BB.[/QUOTE]You're repeating the same shit! Listen asshole, stop dancing and twirling around the subject. Why are you on a bi sexual site there in Boston? Plenty of Boston MONGERS fully agree with me on this bacon. You owe us an explanation. All I ask is you stay your GAY ass in Boston. Do not come to Florida please. We don't need your type in our city.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2772014]You're repeating the same shit! Listen asshole, stop dancing and twirling around the subject. Why are you on a bi sexual site there in Boston? Plenty of Boston MONGERS fully agree with me on this bacon. You owe us an explanation. All I ask is you stay your GAY ass in Boston. Do not come to Florida please. We don't need your type in our city.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Repeating the same shit!? Have you been doing the drugs you sell?! That's all you do is repeat yourself. You are like a monkey chasing a banana.
Go get a job you freak. You have way to much free time.
BB.
1. How do Chriss boyfriend make Chriss scream twice? He fudge him real hard then wipe his dick off on Chriss curtains.
2. It take both Chriss and his boyfriend to screw in lightbulb. His boyfriend screw it in and Chriss stand around and say 'FABULOUS'.
3. Chriss boyfriend tell me difference between fridgerator and Chriss. Boyfriend say fridgerator don't fart when he pull his meat out.
4. What did jewist rabbis do with foreskin after circumcision? They give to Chriss to use as chewing gum.
5. What did Chriss sperm say to his boyfriend sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit?
6. Chriss knew he was homo when he realize he make Juston Beiber look straight.
7. How do gay Chriss fake his orgasm? He spit on his boyfriends back.
8. Why is Chriss embarrass when get caught blowing his hung boyfriend? He caught with a foot in his mouth.
9. Chriss once serve in Greek army. They motto is never leave your buddys behind.
10. As gay man, Chriss use rib condoms. They give him better traction in the mud.
11. Chriss make us think he gangster but when he do drive-by all he do is throw Skittles and say 'taste the rainbow betches'.
12. Chriss can screw in light bulb all by hisself. But it take half of the ER to get it back out.
13. Chriss so gay that when doctor ask him for sperm sample Chriss fart in a cup.
14. You know how much cum Chriss have? A butt load.
15. Of course gay Chriss dress well. He did not spend all that time in closet doing nothing.
16. Did you know Chriss from Jamaica? Down there they call his ass Pokemon.
17. As gay man, what do Chriss do before jerking off? He shit in his hand.
18. Chriss friends say he gay because he don't like football. Chriss say they idiots, he say he gay because he like dick.
19. Chriss was married until he send wrong text to his wife. He had hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.
20. Chriss catch his boyfriend jerking off into rubber and ask him what he do? Chriss boyfriend say he packing Chriss a lunch.
Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!
That include you to Admin2. I know you laugh at this shit.
You guys are crazy. Body is a 5 out of ten. Head game is weak.
I guess if your old and out of shape she'd be all that why'all make her out to be.
Next!
[QUOTE=Jackj;2773379]You guys are crazy. Body is a 5 out of ten. Head game is weak.
I guess if your old and out of shape she'd be all that why'all make her out to be.
Next![/QUOTE]Men on this board are from all walks of life. From 20 year old college kids to 70 year old retiree's. That ***** is smokin hot to a 70 year old.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2769294]You got it right BB.
Chriss and TH make so much noise when porking each another that neighbors now call Chriss the "Demon of Screamin"! HA ha.[/QUOTE]Fuck you! You fucln SCUMBAG! You fuckin PUNK! By the way your fuckin jokes suck you fuckin ASSHOLE! Anyway have a fuckin Blessed Day. TrailHunter.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2773693]Fuck you! You fucln SCUMBAG! You fuckin PUNK! By the way your fuckin jokes suck you fuckin ASSHOLE! Anyway have a fuckin Blessed Day. TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]Yo TH.
Your boyfriend Chriss must had you post that since he don't want to talk to me.
He just a twinkee boy coward and you just a punk ass errand boy.
You can go back to sucking each other dick now.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2773693]Fuck you! You fucln SCUMBAG! You fuckin PUNK! By the way your fuckin jokes suck you fuckin ASSHOLE! Anyway have a fuckin Blessed Day. TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]I have known my dear friend TH for over a year almost. He is a stand up guy and many many mongers appreciate him on this board. He is well respected and well liked which is the complete opposite of ME. I am not liked at all or respected which is exactly what I prefer. I have NEVER seen a post from TH sounding so pissed off ever! All the ladies on the trail love this man and they only have good things to say about him and trust when I say I know pretty much all the street walkers in Orlando. My point is this. Whoever has a issue with me, deal with me. TH is a dear friend of mine as well as SJ and he deserves the respect he has from this board.
Chris5.
I noticed an ad saying that Paige is also seeking business in Daytona Beach. Why would ANYONE in Daytona want to see Paige when Savanna is RIGHT there? Savanna is well known and respected there in Daytona and has a beautiful face and body. I suggest Paige stick to Orlando.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2773693]Fuck you! You fucln SCUMBAG! You fuckin PUNK! By the way your fuckin jokes suck you fuckin ASSHOLE! Anyway have a fuckin Blessed Day. TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]Certain members like this clown George is a NOBODY to me! Which is why I IGNORE him or her. George is looking for board recognition thru ME. I will not engage with a NOBODY loser who I NEVER heard of. Anyone heard from YragFag?
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Jackj;2773379]You guys are crazy. Body is a 5 out of ten. Head game is weak.
I guess if your old and out of shape she'd be all that why'all make her out to be.
Next![/QUOTE]You saved me. I haven't pulled the trigger because I know that girls get exaggerated on these sites. But I was thinking maybe she was an exception. But from the pics I doubted she could be as hot as people were claiming but again everyone has different tastes.
As a token of our new found friendship, I want to personally and publicly invite you 2 to come to O Town. Here you will be treated by me to some Southern Hospitality with one of my favorite Southern Belles, Ginger. Ginger is a pretty Irish auburn (dark red-brown) haired, hazel eyed girl about 30 yrs old. She is thick, but not bbw, with a great ass, hips, and thighs. She has done major time for being a violent offender, and did time in solitary confinement for violent attacks on inmates and Correction Officers. When I told her about you 2 here's what my girl Ginger said, " there's nothing I would like better than to wipe the streets with these 2 fuckin northern twinkie, girlie boys from Bahston. She went on to say, " I'll cut off BillieBoys dick and balls and shove them down BaconBits throat, and vice versa, and I know they'll like it " . Ginger has such a violent imagination and evil streak, she's something else isn't she, such a sweetheart. Have a pleasant day, your new friend TrailHunter.
[QUOTE=TellMeWhy;2774033]You saved me. I haven't pulled the trigger because I know that girls get exaggerated on these sites. But I was thinking maybe she was an exception. But from the pics I doubted she could be as hot as people were claiming but again everyone has different tastes.[/QUOTE]Yes everyone has their different taste. LOL you need to go experience it yourself though because she is GFE good.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2773888]Yo TH.
Your boyfriend Chriss must had you post that since he don't want to talk to me.
He just a twinkee boy coward and you just a punk ass errand boy.
You can go back to sucking each other dick now.[/QUOTE]Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play.
Georgie Porgie ran away. LOL.
It about time you open your cocksucker for me you little twinkie punk. Open wide Sucka, I promise you I taste much better than your boyfriend Trailhunter. What you like to talk about next you betch coward?
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2774090]As a token of our new found friendship, I want to personally and publicly invite you 2 to come to O Town. Here you will be treated by me to some Southern Hospitality with one of my favorite Southern Belles, Ginger. Ginger is a pretty Irish auburn (dark red-brown) haired, hazel eyed girl about 30 yrs old. She is thick, but not bbw, with a great ass, hips, and thighs. She has done major time for being a violent offender, and did time in solitary confinement for violent attacks on inmates and Correction Officers. When I told her about you 2 here's what my girl Ginger said, " there's nothing I would like better than to wipe the streets with these 2 fuckin northern twinkie, girlie boys from Bahston. She went on to say, " I'll cut off BillieBoys dick and balls and shove them down BaconBits throat, and vice versa, and I know they'll like it " . Ginger has such a violent imagination and evil streak, she's something else isn't she, such a sweetheart. Have a pleasant day, your new friend TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]You coward buddy Chriss obvously asked you to post this. I been watching him argue with Baconbit and Billbalony from Mass and they Mass men been kicking his ass ever day.
Chriss say same old thing time and time again and can't get over on these Mass men. They men. Not boys like Chriss.
He tell them they boring and try to run and hide because he no he no match for them.
Go away errand boy and let you twinkie butt-buddy fight his own battle.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2774172]Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play.
Georgie Porgie ran away. LOL.[/QUOTE]If that post wasnt so sad it would be funny.
I'm not going any where you faggot. I been out here playing in the Trap for many weeks. You only showed up in our Trap today to try and take the heat off you butt-buddy Chriss.
So I not running away any where. I right here any time you or you coward butt-buddy Chriss want to play.
Call me maybe?
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2774090]As a token of our new found friendship, I want to personally and publicly invite you 2 to come to O Town. Here you will be treated by me to some Southern Hospitality with one of my favorite Southern Belles, Ginger. Ginger is a pretty Irish auburn (dark red-brown) haired, hazel eyed girl about 30 yrs old. She is thick, but not bbw, with a great ass, hips, and thighs. She has done major time for being a violent offender, and did time in solitary confinement for violent attacks on inmates and Correction Officers. When I told her about you 2 here's what my girl Ginger said, " there's nothing I would like better than to wipe the streets with these 2 fuckin northern twinkie, girlie boys from Bahston. She went on to say, " I'll cut off BillieBoys dick and balls and shove them down BaconBits throat, and vice versa, and I know they'll like it " . Ginger has such a violent imagination and evil streak, she's something else isn't she, such a sweetheart. Have a pleasant day, your new friend TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]TH remind me never to get on your bad side bro!
Chris5.