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Had an appointment with the UTR Raven today (not the one who advertises on BP). Had been exchanging texts with her for several days and she even sent me some very sexy pictures. Called to confirm our appointment several hours in advance-no contact. Text her several times, no response. Finally sent her a text saying "I'm canceling." Made a quick call to Alexis and a half hour later I'm dreaming the best of dreams. Alexis is so thoughtful, so nice, so accommodating that I think I shall "forsake all others" in the future and just see her. What a sweetheart!

[QUOTE=Southron; 1373797]Wanted to let everyone know to save your time and money. A dream not worth sleeping for.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-dreams-body-rubs-38/5027309[/url][/QUOTE]This has been reported in the past on this Forum. Hopefully the word will get out and others won't make the same mistake.

Thinking about coming to knoxville soon wodering if anyone has seen kelly lately the country one and if so has she got worse or improved any.

[QUOTE=TwoPupPop; 1373462]NBO. Sorry you had a "less than satisfactory" experience.

Senna & PF. I think we were all trained by the same favorite providers!

It only took about 1 or 2 times of having a girl either ask me to pick supplies on the way (my schedule is usually pretty tight, so this isn't optimal for me, and unless you're buying condoms at WalMart, they're freaking expensive!) or (this has happened to all of us at least once, I think, fortunately, it hasn't happened with one of my ATF's!) the "Sorry, I don't have any condoms" BS story, and I started ALWAYS carrying 2-3 with me to any appointment, and it's saved me several times in the relatively short time I've been mongering.

TPP[/QUOTE]Hey, TPP, you still doing a lot of legwork. <<<Always appreciated because I am super lazy. Been in the Apple over the Holiday season & made it back a couple of weeks ago & saw on here that Christmas has come again w Barbie's return. I know she is your all time ATF.

As far as the no raincoat thing goes. I agree it is always best to go prepared. I learned that a long time ago when one had to count on an agency coming through for him. I was lucky go to know this gal named Margaret back in '96 that always sent out attractive ladies or told me she didn't have anyone to my liking which I really appreciated. Unfortunately, about half the time they showed up to play in the rain with no gear which really put me in a bind when the lady looked hot but wasn't ready to go. It is hard for a longtime married man to keep a raincoat on him when the wife doesn't play in the rain. A couple times I took the absolutely stupid route & went bareback because I rarely had the chance to play. Everyone offered that option & 9 out of 10 times, I was smart enough to say sorry but that is a deal breaker. I was fortunate the 2X I gambled that I didn't get snake eyes or crap out. It wasn't worth the stress & anxiety I went through worried that I might have caught something to give the wife. They arrested a half deaf provider in Knoxville in '98 for Aggravated Prostitution which is knowingly solicit while knowing she was HIV+. I saw her interviewed saying she never used gear because she didn't want to spend her money on it & if the monger wasn't willing to buy them then he knew what the risks were & deserved anything she passed on to them. I spend the extra $ & pick them up in route.

IMO, they are trying to pull a stunt on you like Pink said if they aren't prepared because they can always inform you on the phone that you need to BYOR. I have had a few ask me to do that. They want FS $ for limited action if they wait to tell you when you show up or might be trying to pull a cash & dash if they are going to run out real quick while you wait.

Well, I am for one very appreciative of those two words."Barbie's Back." Even though I didn't see her ad up today, I texted her fully expecting for her not to be available. To my delight, she responded, and we were able to hook up. Everything was on time. She met me at the door in sexy red thing, and after a little catching up. She rocked my world. Without a doubt my ATF!

Doc,

I agree, but if my wife found that where would I go. You got room cause I would need to use it hahaha.

[QUOTE=Dr Holiday; 1373667]Anybody been around anytime at all should know always have ones own rain coat with them. Look on their face when you say,"I have some". Is worth the price of admission alone. LOL.

I tend to take my time after that. Asheville girl turned around during a long rough doggie session and in an irritated voice said,"What are you the energizer rabbit?". After that I said, extra hundred bucks for greek and before she should really object went for the gold.

Don't like attempted tricks. My gentlemanness level drops when attempts to game me happen. They drop to an object to be used to please me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NewButOld; 1374336]Doc,

I agree, but if my wife found that where would I go. You got room cause I would need to use it hahaha.[/QUOTE]LOL.

I have to admit that's something I tend to forget about.

I'm single and while I do have a close female friend who I would in many ways like to be more than friends with we are at the moment just friends, she knows about my hobbyist activities and doesn't care and so I tend to forget that not everyone is in the same situation I am.

Explaining to your wife why you have two 36 count value sized boxes of condoms, a tube of Astroglide, a dozen mini bottles of hand sanitizer and another dozen mini bottles of mouthwash in your dresser drawer could be a bit, um, difficult.

[QUOTE=NewButOld; 1374336]Doc,

I agree, but if my wife found that where would I go. You got room cause I would need to use it hahaha.[/QUOTE]LOL, wouldn't counsel such an extreme measure to others.

But worked for me. Just sayin.

NBO, I'm with you 100% on that one. It's the first thought I had when I considered carrying my own. I decided against it. I have taken a lady to the store once or twice, and settled for a BJ once, but it's not worth the consequences in my house. Hell hath no fury and all.

Maybe doc has a guest house with room for both of us if that ever happened LOL.

Stay safe.

Shy.

[QUOTE=NewButOld; 1374336]Doc,

I agree, but if my wife found that where would I go. You got room cause I would need to use it hahaha.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Shyknox; 1374545]NBO, I'm with you 100% on that one. It's the first thought I had when I considered carrying my own. I decided against it. I have taken a lady to the store once or twice, and settled for a BJ once, but it's not worth the consequences in my house. Hell hath no fury and all.

Maybe doc has a guest house with room for both of us if that ever happened LOL.

Stay safe.

Shy.[/QUOTE]I find that a shame. Sorry for y'all.

Letting providers getting away with an old scam. Sad. LOL.

Hate to say it, but guys, if they don't have the gear and you don't either, just go home. Ain't worth any sort of hassle. There are plenty of talented girls with rubbers out there who'll make you forget the bad experiences. Just like you all have told me, think with the big head.

Also, on a totally different note, while on my smart phone, I saw this lady [url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-hot-hot-with-specials-incall-and-out-21/5042832[/url]. Name is listed as Jazzmine. Anyone seen or heard of her? I can't find a shred of info on her and tiny eye doesn't want to work on my phone. So any thoughts? Part of me says TGTBT. And that's mostly the big head thinking.

[QUOTE=Yurengr; 1368078]If you are looking for your first dip into chocolate, I highly recommend Monica Murno! Very sweet with a wonderful body!

Yurengr[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Shadow0113; 1368089]Saw this girl:

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TOFTT. Not worth it.

Very mechanical. CBJ was fairly good. But for round 2, I couldn't get it going again due to the fact she started to stink; not terribly bad but bad enough. Didn't help she had her little yorkie puppy with that kept yelping. Should have opted for the special, got my one pop and gone. Oh well, thought I could have gone for two.

Not worth seeing or repeating.[/QUOTE]OK, a couple of us had less than satisfactory experiences with a visitor that went by "Alexis" about 10 days ago. Seriously guys, if you're looking for chocolate, whether it's your first or if you've been there before and enjoyed the black girls, Yurengr is absolutely right. Monica is very sweet, clean, has an AMAZING body, is pretty and very accommodating. She doesn't kiss, but that girl could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch! I HIGHLY recommend her; she's generally only in town for a day or 2, so see her soon; I know I will!

TPP

[QUOTE=NewButOld; 1374336]Doc,

I agree, but if my wife found that where would I go. You got room cause I would need to use it hahaha.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Shyknox; 1374545]NBO, I'm with you 100% on that one. It's the first thought I had when I considered carrying my own. I decided against it. I have taken a lady to the store once or twice, and settled for a BJ once, but it's not worth the consequences in my house. Hell hath no fury and all.

Maybe doc has a guest house with room for both of us if that ever happened LOL.

Stay safe.

Shy.[/QUOTE]Monger phone. Monger wallet. Condoms. Common sense and thinking with the big head, not the little one! (we're all guilty of breaking that last rule) Research, research, research. Lots of fucking money.

Keep the monger wallet and condoms hidden, either in the car or (preferably) at work. Same with the phone, but I generally keep it with me and hide it in the evening. The monger wallet has basically just condoms and $$ in it, and everything else not needed for driving is left somewhere else (preferably the office, but locked in the car is OK). Likewise with the non-monger phone, that gets turned off and stays in the car (locked glovebox). I pretty much empty my pockets of anything I don't want to possibly lose, so generally will only have my car keys and maybe a tube of chapstick and my monger phone in my front pockets, and the monger wallet and a comb in the back pocket.

Don't carry the condoms with you ALL the time, just when you're out mongering; that'll reduce the odds of the S. O. Busting you with them.

As far as the phone, some of the guys seem to really like Google Voice instead of a monger phone; I haven't tried it yet, but it sounds like a viable option, and would reduce your monger "footprint" even more.

Just my two cents. I'm sure there are more that people will chime in with!

TPP

Gents,

A few days ago I stumbled across this forum by chance and read through 26 pages on good reviews and bad. Everyones' review on Alexis is dead on. Thanks all for the tip. I haven't seen much posted on Paula and wondering if any had prior experience. Thanks ahead of time.

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