[QUOTE=Milfman][url]http://tampa.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/female-licensed-massage-therapist/2994954[/url]
I saw the ad and figured you know sometimes it's nice to get a good massage and leave happy. Maybe I expected to much from this ad so guys, you be the jury.
First off being on backpage definitely made me feel like this was a good start. Secondly draping optional is usually a good sign that you can enjoy a massage and leave unencumbered. Third when I called I specifically asked if this was a full body and if she also did sensual. She said yes I can do that. When I arrived I again asked about sensual and this is where it started to really go sideways. She said what do you mean? I said well on the phone you said you also do sensual, her answer, well go ahead and get undressed and on the table and we can get a better understanding when I come back. I figure ok maybe she is a little spooked and worried about me being legit so I commenced with getting prepared and climbing on the table. She came back and started the massage I figured you know there should be no doubts now as to whether I am legit so I asked further if she could work the tension out of my inner thighs specifically in my groin and high. She said I can do that, ok great back on track after 15 minutes of barely working above my knee, and I must say it was one of the worst massages I have ever had. You know how some of those girls like to massage your backbone with their elbow? Well that was the good part of the massage. So I said can you do a feather light erotic rub, again she agrees. This goes nowhere fast so I said let me flip I did and asked again about my stressful tension filled areas. She says well I don't do that. I figured ok can I get some oil and she says I don't give out oil and you can't touch yourself. At this point I am not happy. A wasted drive, a terrible massage that will probably leave me really needing a massage and I am far from happy. I figure ok well I can be a good sport so I ask her what do you charge for a half hour because I don't think this is going to work. She says I don't do half hours it's the same price. Well now I am done being nice so I point out her misleading technique and make it clear I am done and leaving so we need to come to some terms. She says well I did not intentionally mislead you. Instead of arguing I said here nor there we're done. Well she storms out so I quickly get dressed unsure of what she is doing and head for the door I ask again what do I owe you. She says nothing just go. So I did. Anyone disagree with my actions or think I was not misled? Thanks for the input, either way I would not recommend her for even a regular massage.[/QUOTE]
Similar experience about 3 months ago. Her pics are at least 10 yrs old, and her technique sucked. I also stopped the massage early but paid her fee with no tip obviously. I don't think I gave off any vibes, this lady is just very paranoid.
Anyone seen her more than once with different results?
