2000-2004 Archived Reports

Robux,

Stop living in denial.

Here's some food for thought for you:

Posted by Getting Tang on 4-10-04:
[url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=203291#post203291][b]Recovery[/b][/url]

Posted by Getting Tang on 5-30-04:
[url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=227547#post227547][b]Relapse[/b][/url]

Clean for 40 whole days.

Of course he had just seen Passion of the Christ. I saw it for the first time the other day on DVD. I couldn't figure what the big deal was about. It wasn't nowhere near as funny as I'd thought it would be.

I've got 17 days until my trip to DR. It's bringing me down hearing that you found love. I hope I don't fall victim to the same fate. :(

Somebody shoot me now.

I love women of color too, so that'll complicate things for me.

Up here when I think a woman has an interest in me, I just act like a prick and drive her away. Down there, the women are more than likely used to it from the indigenous male population. Even at my worst, I'm still probably a step above those men.

What am I doing on the DC board? I'm lost again. I want my mommy. :(

B-

I've always enjoyed P4P puss pounding and face fucking. Nobody's religious mythology is going to change that, especialy historical religous romantic comedies. Tang quit while in the heat of Jebus fever. Maybe he finally realized that Mary M might have still needed spending money, even after hooking up with JC.

As for sabotaging potential GF's, been there/done that/T-shirt/souvenier bobble head/commemorative spoon.

Nutshell: who the fuck knows how this will pan out? Sunday I will be in Mobtown and no doubt looping - either as a spectator or as a participant, and paying them to leave. Since when is mongering mutually exclusive with committed relationships? :)

No need to shoot you now, I can wait until you return, then perhaps we can work out a mutual suicide pact.

The DR ain't LOS, but it's won me over. Mongering in BKK for me was like eating at a dim sum restaurant, where I could eat as much as I wished, paid as I went, and there was always a cart rolling by with something new and delicous. The DR is like driving through Wendy's. There isn't one on every corner, you have to take it home or it's not going to be really satisfying, and it isn't dim sum but it's still the best fast food burger.

Cluck, cluck.


GS,

Had a taste for some Korean meat at lunchtime, but instead I ate some bulgoki at a new place. It didn't satiate my hunger, but my favorite waitress is working there now and it was literally hugs and kisses. She even held my hand and thigh while I ordered. Next time I go I'll order the fish for carry out. :)


Robux

Conti:

As you say, her hair is one of her best features, but she has many more. I love her waist and she's pretty cute. Attitude is pretty wonderful. The massage is lacking, for sure, maybe even the worst I have ever had at an AMP, but I really like her otherwise. The memory of doggie with her is pretty wonderful. I'll be back there soon. It's all I can do to keep from headign down there right now. The SO wouldn't approve, I assure you.

Robux:

I love your philosophy. You probably don't want to tell us more about your new love, but I'm curious about what threatens to take you out of circulation. Is she still down there and you will return, or is she up here or arriving soon. Maybe some will think it's TMI, but I know there are some who would like to know.

I like your story about the favorite waitress. I'm not sure what I'd do in that situation, but I'd be tempted to order takeout. Maybe that's the fish you are talking about. If so, excuse the obtuseness.

Keep up the reports all. It's much better than Fox News!

Every once in awhile, at least in my like, I have a sexual encounter that I'll remember forever. It happened about midnight when I spent a delicious hour with Yumi, a Chinese prostitute who treated me like her husband. At the door, she hugged and kissed. When she asked if I wanted a shower, I asked her to join me, and she did. I got hard and stayed hard for an hour. After the shower, she used her hand to touch my cock and balls every so slightly, especially on the back end of the head. I explored her wonderful, full breasts (36C) and the rest of her trim body. She gave me a BBBJ just to the point when I would have asked her to stop. She had an innate sense of what to do to give me pleasure. When she was finished giving head, she laid on her back and made no move to reach for the condom. Instead, without a word being spoken, she raised her legs for DATY. I love giving back and she sounded like she was enjoying it. When she really got into it, there was unspoken mutual agreement that it was time for me to enter her, which I did covered. Her inside was tight and felt like velvet and she knew how to use that pelvic muscle. Surprisingly, we stayed in the mish position, alternating with her legs down, up in the air or knees to her chest. This went on for quite some time before I came. But unloading was not a quick event. She seemed to know instinctively how to squeeze and release to prolong the experience before my climax. Afterward, she let me stay inside of her until I withered. When I exited, she didn't jump up like most, but cuddled in my arms, gently fingering my balls. She removed the condom carefully and slowly. She returned with a warm wash cloth. We hugged and kissed again as I left.

The fee was $150, and I gave her a bigger tip than I normaly do.
Without the tip, Yumi was actually slightly less the cost of an AMP. I found her through the City Paper, which listed Asians with ages, but not by name. Yumi is also listed on Eros.com and at her group's website oriental-spicy.com.

Brothers,

It has been a long time coming, but lurker status has been upgraded to contributor. I have long enjoyed the wise counsel and deliberations in this forum. A few reports:

Have enjoyed the privlege of checking out the Latin Palace. For the money, best show in town. New talent, Sandy, as of yet to be tested. Deborah and Sarah can be vouched for.

SW action on K st is hit or miss. Have had the pleasure of Kandi (Can see her on eros). A good show. Not GFE, but dependable, and a body to scream for.

Speaking of eros, You might note that Shance and Brandi are the SAME person. Checked out the $1/2 special. Was okkk. A little rushed for my liking, but nice none the less.

Sorry for the short one. look forward to contributing more in the future.

Midnight88

Howdy,

This is a belated post about my first AMP experience in Aug. Unfortunately, I found this board AFTER my first experience, or else I would have done things differently, but hindsight is 20-20. At any rate, here goes:

I was in D.C. on business, and decided I'd like to check out an AMP. I picked up the City Paper (or whaterver the Indy rag is called) and flipped to the back. First number I dialed was sun-spa. Two jacksons for 30 minutes, three jacksons for a full hour. Mamamasan no speaky good English, but said I didn't need an apoointment. I found it's addy on the map, and rode the metro down to Chinatown. Of course, not being from D.C., once I got off the metro, I wasn't sure where to go. I wound up wandering around the neighborhood for about 20 minutes, looking like the tourist I was, and sweating profusely too. It was a VERY hot, muggy Aug day.

Finally found it (I'll know for next time) and rang the bell and Mamasan buzzed me in. She asked me a few questions. Had I ever been there before. I told her no (mistake #1) She asked me a few more questions, then asked me what I wanted. I told her 30 minutes and gave her my 3 jacksons. She led me to a room and told me to get undressed. I took off my clothes and lay down on the towel on the bed. The airconditioner felt good, but I was still sweating because I was nervous and not sure what to expect. A few minutes later a 40ish Chinese gal with great English came into my room and introduced herself. Said her name was Ting, or something like that. She asked me if I wanted to shower. I was afraid about leaving my stuff there, and also was pressed for time, so I told her no (mistake #2). She seemed puzzled, then left the room and returned a few minutes later with some damp washclothes, where she proceeded to sponge me off. After she sponged me, she began the rub.

Massage was actually pretty good. I reached over to touch her leg, but she moved her leg away. Kinda puzzling then, but in hindsight, she probably didn't want to get all sweaty :). After a bit, she told me to roll over. I did, and she began washing the front of me, eventually reaching down to scrub Mr. Happy. I made some appreciative noises, and she asked me if I wanted her to keep washing. I told her yes. She then told me to look at her, and held up 6 fingers. I told her no way. I only had a jackson, and that's all she was going to get. She thought about it for a second, then said OK. I gave her the money, at which point she gave me a rather mechanical HJ (which is all I wanted) After I finished, she cleaned me up. We made small-talk, and then I was on my way.

Since then, I've found this board, and have learned where I went wrong. I am sure my future experiences will be much more rewarding.

Midnight,

Thanks for the update on the Latin Palace. I'm in the Norfolk, Virginia area and every once in a while I find myself in DC. I have been by there a few times and have had some good experiences. I agree with you - it's a good deal for the money. They don't get reported on much here, which I suspect has something to do with the prevalence of the yellow fever you read so much about in this section. :-)

LS

Robux: Welcome back. Glad to see you made it back without too much physical damage. Your mental state of mind will remain in question.

Trashman #200 for you buddy where ever you are!

Brothers in the Struggle,

A follow up. Kandi from K st. She was a regular for a couple of months. Down on the track during the night, but holds up in a motel in Laurel. I have the digits if you want to back channel. I like her, but got tired after a while. Sweet girl, and it is all good(especially the body). My other K st experience was with Lipstick. Not sure if she is still around. About 5'4", kind of italian looking. My thought is pass if you come across. K St rates, but mechanical at best. And that is after two evaluation periods.

Anyone heading to Denver, I got the hook up. Back Channel me.

Heard alot about the sino-escorts up in Rockville. Interested in hearing more.

Has anyone had much luck at the strip clubs? Hooking up for the deed. I have had SOME luck at Club 55 in SE and Lanham Inn in Lanham, MD. But appears that Lanham Inn is shut down. Has been for a good month.

Looooong time ago, hooked up on Rhode Island. She was Okkkk, but i did see a few smokers out and about.

Lastly, used to hear alot about Clicks when I first found this board. Not much anymore.

Know a little heads up there as well. Can make life GOOD for you. If you want the scoop, you guessed it.

Midnight 88

You know I’ve been reading the Baltimore /DC post for the past few years ,yeah I know I was one of those worthless bastards that never contribute but now I feel like it was time to give back.

First I like to give a shout-out to all of those that kept me out of jail, roobbed, or getting myself shot. Lovelos, Robux, Motorback, Dr. Monger, PaLand(yeah we know that all is well in Paland), Loop Vet, Baltimonger, Incognito, Cum Fountain, Smiling Fox.. I like to give a special shout-out to the man who kept me laughin, was always straight forward and honest the Don Trashman. I wish he was able to read this and know that his knowledge of the game help a lot of people even those people that he has never seen or were just reading the posts. I think I can speak for all when I say his wisdom and guidance will be missed.

Okay, now on to the first report. This report happen a couple of weeks ago:

Fri/Sat Aug 28th 2.30am Part 1

Now for years I’ve only been mongering the Baltimore area but man I just got tired of dealing with the skanks. I had read about the promise land in DC but I was kind of intimidated. No fuck that. I didn’t want my car being towed away by John E Law. I had survey the LOOP only once before and it’s a BIG ASS DIFFERNECE then B-more. I honestly don’t see how you can monger safely. Cops are everywhere. Non-stop traffic. Man you got to be crazy to monger around DC. But finally I had to pop my first cherry in DC

So I went ahead and made that journey from Bmore to DC and I finally got to the LOOP. All I can say is it was a HO-ASIS! I was like a kid at a candy store. For years I had dreamed of seeing such a place, it was like watching hookers at the point on HBO but I was actually living it. Anyway John E law was in full force but for some reason they didn’t seem to care as long as you wasn’t blatant like stoping traffic just to holla at a female. So I drove around the loop a couple of times and I finally spot the one I wanted. I saw her on L street. We made contact but there was a lot of cars behind me so I parked my car further up the street hoping she would walk up to my car. She finally came to my car and she got in. DAMN was she fine! Her name was Shawn 5’9 150 solid, 28yrs, and had an ASS on her. I give her an 8.8! We did the whole cop routine. When everything was cool I settle for a cbj although she offered to go bareback. All for 40$. DAMN it was good! No rush! I give her 2 thumbs up!

So after the deed I ask her about her prices for a future encounter with adding another woman and the price was reasonable. For 200$ I could have her and another female for over 2hrs. Ok cool! So we exchange numbers. Now from what Ive seen damn near all of the ladies have a cel phone. So what I like to do just to make sure that the number they give me is real as soon as she gave me her number I store it in my cell and then I automatically call her cell right while she is there so to make sure she’s not bullshittin me.. Well her number was legit but here is the problem. I was going to pass on her number to those who wanted it but it wont matter. I’ve tried to call her several times but she wont pick-up!

DAMMIT! Ooh well on to the next ho! So after I drop her off I kept searching for 2nds. I drove around and I hit M street. You know that night M street should have stood for “MY GOD” street. It was beautiful! I could have sworn a tear drop from eyes from what I saw. It was like 20 or more females all of them dressed with little or nothing. I saw this one female that all that she had on was a string thong and a string bikini. That’s IT! That’s all she had on. Ooh and some heels. When I saw that I damn near had a heart attack!

So anyway I had found my desert! All she had on was a see through fishnet outfit! 5’5 130pds. She had that nasty sexy look with those soft buttermilk legs. I give her an 8.5. But once again I stumble onto a problem.. I wanted to discuss business in the car but she wanted to discuss business outside the car. AAWW HELL NO! Im not discussing a damn thing while in the middle of the street.

Although looking back on it now though it is a cardinal sin no.1 to never discuss prices while she is outside of the car, just for this special occasion I feel the no.1 rule could have been exempt. First of all it was 20 females all congregated side by side on M street backing up traffic. And second this girl wore a red see through fish net outfit. If she had on a wire hell Ray Charles would have been able to spot it!

But I decided to live by rule no.1 and went about my business. I finally went home and called it a night. By the way the girl with the see through fish net I finally did date her about a week later. Her name is Candy! All in all it was a good nite but I still hungered for my desert!

Part 2 coming soon!

Never mind me I’m just Crazy!

WSGers,

Is there ever such a thing as a BMP (black MP). Once in Oakland, I ran into one that had white and black ladies, and while it never had the service of an AMP, it was still a nice change.

The only other alternative for black massage seems to be an incall, which is just too much scheduling trouble for me. I would like a place that I can go get in and get out with out much fuss.

Davegdb

Howdy all,

I'm a regular from the Ohio boards. Im travelling to DC this month for biz. I see a lot of posts about great action near L or K streets, where in DC is this at? I'll be staying at the Days Inn on Connecticut Ave and would like to do some mongering while Im there. Any help would be appreciated!

Also, I'll be on foot while I'm in town (Metro from airport, hotel, meetings). Any suggestions on what the best stroll is to avoid LE?

Can anyone tell me how reliable the escort service "sinoescort" is?

I have posted about Sinoescort a couple of times. I like them. As many have said RTFF. Others may have posted, as well. If you want more info, PM me.