Massage Parlor Reports

Found out that Marina no longer works there.

[QUOTE=Wrigley]Made my first trip there based on advice here, and was very happy with the visit. If you like them small, ask for Marina. She is adorable and does the VIP. I was there during the day & had no trouble parking. I don't think many people frequent that "mall". Tipped. 4 for topless massage with HR. Marina will kiss the boys, but that's as far as she went. I was able to feel around, but was asked to "be gentle". I will be going back.

As for the "EMP", it is really just an old hair/nail place that is only opened up for your appt. They have two locations. One in Schaumburg and the one on Lincoln in Skokie. I have only seen Natalie. She is probably Polish, a little on the heavy side, but with huge tits. I have seen her twice, and she will do the HR but needs a little convincing to lose the top. They are asking. 5 at the door right now for the hour, and I think it was. 4 for the rest. If you want the #s, PM me. I think there are other euro girls available, but Natalie gives a great massage. I am going to see who else is available next time & will report back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tee Time]I also saw CiCi at Relax recently. PP is right the body is great on the AMP scale. The massage and extras were also very good but the negotiation was a pain in the ass.

She wanted .6 for HS and I was not going over .4. I left no room for error on her part but she just kept saying .6 the whole time to which I always replied no .4.

Anyway like I said the service apart from the negotiation was good but when I left and put down the .4 she said "you lie".

I am generally a pretty easy going guy so I just walked out, never to return again. It is a shame as she was cute with a good technique. I probably would have been a semi regular customer. As always YMMV.[/QUOTE]

I broke my Relax cherry the other day with CiCi. Took the 1/2 hour session and had very little conversation. Fortunately there were no questions or negotiations; that always kills the moment for me. As I was leaving, I handed her .4 and thanked her. She said "see you next time." I don't know if she was disappointed or not, but that's what I budgeted and I didn't think the session warranted anything beyond that. Albeit she's got a pretty nice bod. You may want to try her again and just tell her that's what you gave her last time. In the meantime, I'm saving money for some Latina fun.

[QUOTE=Sexshooter]Found out that Marina no longer works there.[/QUOTE]That is sad. I was hoping to see her again when I went back.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I'm saving money for some Latina fun.[/QUOTE]Where are you getting some Latina fun from? I'd like some of that. PM me.

[QUOTE=Wrigley]That is sad. I was hoping to see her again when I went back.[/QUOTE]I would give them a call. There was also a Myra and a Maria there who are both gone.

Marina may still be there. But if she was gone it would make sense. She really pushed the envelope of what was possible there. That may have led her to be fired. The owner seems so have a certain protocal they must follow.

While I'm on the subject, if anyone else has even come close to FS at this place PM me. The one monger who claims he hooked up here has a story with more holes than swiss cheese. I would like to hear from some one with a bit more credibilty.

After a long layoff, I'm back. Tried harvest, got Candy, took the hour and TS. The TS was worth the extra $10, and I went before 2pm so the door was $55, and I'd swear that papa-san is the same guy from the old oriental on harlem and foster.

Anyway, the TS was wonderful, and the massage was nice. She asked ahead of time whether I wanted 'deep tissue or medium'. I wasn't in the mood to get pummeled so I took medium. The massage was just that, medium pressure and slow strokes. I could have taken a bit more pressure, and she really didn't do hands, feet, or face, but the time spent on my back and legs was heaven.

The end was all I could have hoped for right down to the saran wrap. Hot towels afterwards and a hug and a glass of water. Got the full hour, too. Grand total =1. 65 Will certainly repeat, highly recommended.

P.S. I'm told they do personal shaving, too, but Candy doesn't do that herself (one of the other ladies) and she didn't know what they charge for it. If this is the crew from the old oriental, then I'll guess $35-45.

Visited and had Jeanie? For a second time. I could tell from the beginning it felt rushed. It was. 45 min. In total. Gave a tip of. 3 and she asked for. 4. I said you only gave me a 45 min massage. I hope she learned her lesson. Very friendly otherwise.

Scheduled with CTM. Had my doubts about "grandma", but as it turns out Dana is hardly a grandma type. At least for me!

She was all that previous posts commented on. All my expectations were met except for the grandma hair (was expecting purple hairdresser hair) and age, okay. Maybe she is in her 40's.

. 75 door, . 4 tip

[QUOTE=Truthfu11]Scheduled with CTM. Had my doubts about "grandma", but as it turns out Dana is hardly a grandma type. At least for me!

She was all that previous posts commented on. All my expectations were met except for the grandma hair (was expecting purple hairdresser hair) and age, okay. Maybe she is in her 40's.

. 75 door, . 4 tip[/QUOTE]

Dana is NOT who people refer to as Grandma. To anyone over 30, she is most definitely hot.

You'll know Grandma when you get her. She really IS to old for this game.

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Dana is NOT who people refer to as Grandma. To anyone over 30, she is most definitely hot.

You'll know Grandma when you get her. She really IS to old for this game.[/QUOTE]
"Grandma's" name is Lucy.

I guess this place is new? The location is tucked at the end of a shady street just a few blocks away from me, so I couldn't resist the convenience. I walked in an open glass door to see one lady behind the desk and one on the couch. I was sent back with Linda, an older lady who was well dressed in a business-type skirt and jacket. I kind of liked that. No table shower, and the walls don't go all the way up, for those who are concerned about that. The massage was average but nice, and the H was really skillful, actually. Very good, not mechanical, she actually made it feel good, rather than racing to make it happen as quickly as possible. We never discussed any nudity or other extras, because honestly I wasn't that interested that day. Also didn't discuss the donation. I left .4 on top the the .4 for a half-hour.

A decent option if you're nearby and aren't asking for a lot.

For a guy who isn't fond of AMPs, I sure have been hitting alot of them lately. I guess it's the convenience factor and the warm weather which apparently makes me feel a little more exuberant.

I drove down to CT and thought I'd give Mercy a try. Parking absolutely sucked and I ended up walking three blocks only to find there would be an hour and a half wait since I didn't have an appointment. My bad. Man, that place smells like menthol. I decided to jump back in the car and head downtown to check out the other location. At the front desk was a young babe in her twenties who was pretty easy on the eye, but I was routed to Maggie. Anyone know if the young'n is a therapist? If so, please let me know her name so that I can book with her next time. Not to short change Maggie, but I prefer the younger broads.

Maggie provided a friendly and unrushed session, but it's always more enjoyable if the masseuse is visually stimulating. In summation, this location is a good option if you're downtown. I like the idea of dropping off the SO for a little shopping while I go get my yin and yang balanced.

Went to relax recently. 1st time since they moved and was impressed. I wanted to see cici because some were raving about her recently. She was busy so I got stuck with shoo, shoe, shu or however the bleep you spell it.

Boy did it look like her face got walked on by some shoes. I was'nt impressed and when it came time to do the deed it showed. Man she pulled on my boy forever it seemed and nothing wanted to come out. Finally I took over for her and walah. Threw her. 2 and left and got to see cici on the way out. Ass was ok but I was expecting a little bigger. Maybe its the latin in me. I'll be back!

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]"Grandma's" name is Lucy.[/QUOTE]Hi,

Grandma's name is Laura, actually.

She is Laura and Lucy. Chi Guy probably knows her as Lucy as do I because she has been at several other places and was Lucy at Euro Spa and at the place on Lincoln.

Her looks are not great but if you close your eyes her technique is excellent. She has also allowed the double pop on several occassions.