Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;5147195]Watching the Bears vs getting a blow job? Where are your priorities, unless you understand the Bears to be full service.[/QUOTE]I don't know about full service, but the Bears sucked the other day.

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;5146183]Been in Chicago for Christmas and New Years and went to SXL the first Sunday back had Maggie and she, I believe had been gone for awhile or at least I had not seen her when I was there in November. Excellent service, full hour massage and an untranslated French lesson for their usual fee. Maggie is a good sport and will hang in there till the job is done but I told her that when us mongers who come in that have snow on the roof, I explained that meaning, she should incorporate the departed Emily and have us mongers stand up to get the blood flowing to all regions of the body. I told her the ending would not take so long if she tried that.

I told her the old Sex in the City joke and told her their is a reason the word job is in a French lesson, anyway she said Ok and she would give it a try next time. I was tempted to go back yesterday and today but could never get the timing right wound up watching the Bears back their way into the playoffs. Anyway back to Florida in the morning where we have a real man as a governor and we are more free. I encourage you to come to Orlando for youngsters in both AMP's and as independents as well check the daily Orlando temperatures if you still have any doubts.

Business brings me back in a late February, and we will see where I can go, till then.

Wired One.[/QUOTE]I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.

That's pretty wide spread. What's name of spas.

[QUOTE=Erasure773;5147882]Avoid these two locations. No extras allowed. How they advertise on Rr but don't do anything.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NiceChicaGaGuy;5148079]I don't know about full service, but the Bears sucked the other day.[/QUOTE]Bears sucked all season LOL! Mercifully it will all be over this Sunday. Saints big $$.

[QUOTE=TotalTruth;5148586]I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.[/QUOTE]The table shower at Massage Connection alone is worth the price of admission!!

[QUOTE=TotalTruth;5148586]I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.[/QUOTE]Is this at MPs or agencies / escorts? Sounds like a dream!

[QUOTE=TotalTruth;5148586]I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.[/QUOTE]As someone who just moved here for work from Tampa, I can second that things down there were way more reasonable than what I've been reading is happening up here. Will I still partake up here? Probably, but that's just because I'm a *** and a half by nature LOL.

[QUOTE=Dddubs2;5149588]Is this at MPs or agencies / escorts? Sounds like a dream![/QUOTE]Look at the Orlando boards and you will see what is there for each type. Fl boards tend to post more pictures too.

[QUOTE=TotalTruth;5148586]I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.[/QUOTE]Try a $750. Plane ticket, and a $25 hotel to Jakarta.

Out and back over 4-5 days. Non-stop night and day fun included for less than 1 k.

What's up here?

Chubby girl, not friendly at all.

Would have thought this isolated, beat up place would be a find.

[QUOTE=TotalTruth;5148586]I just got back from Orlando & the trip may have ruined mongering for me. No way that I can justify $$ to the hags in the Chicago area, when I can monger half as often and just hop on a flight to Orlando a few times during the winter for the same price. 25 year olds, PSE, & 75 degrees in January. Yes please.[/QUOTE]Florida, Texas and Arizona are the place I'd visit routinely.

[QUOTE=FranklySports;5149379]The table shower at Massage Connection alone is worth the price of admission!![/QUOTE]I didn't even make it out of the shower before the first pop. Thank god it was MSOG.

Has anyone visited the girls from elite muse in oakbrook? Kitty and kate advertise on rub ratings.

My report: I visited about a year ago. It was a terrible experience. 15 minutes for like $150. No extras. The place had a bunch of dudes in different parts cutting hair as barbers. Lets just say they werent happy to see me.

They advertise milking table now. I called them today to confirm.

Has anyone had a positive experience recently with their milking table? My wise monger spidey sense says this will be another waste.

I provided my report (which I made the original report a year ago on the forums), I would appreciate any reports on this as well.

Thanks.

Hit a few spots last time I was in Tampa and it was a gold mine compared to here. Young hotties not the old Asian fossils we've got here. And tons of places too. There was one street, forget the name, that had massage places one after the other. No real massage at all it was basically a whorehouse 😂.

[QUOTE=PS1213;5150055]As someone who just moved here for work from Tampa, I can second that things down there were way more reasonable than what I've been reading is happening up here. Will I still partake up here? Probably, but that's just because I'm a *** and a half by nature LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dbiz01;5150637]Florida, Texas and Arizona are the place I'd visit routinely.[/QUOTE]No wonder all the women seem so horny!