Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3803945]WTF? 80 bucks for an hour? And she wanted to short the time? For fucking eyelashes? Strikes 1 and 2 for the new Serenity and Bobbie. Thanks for the informative repot Jimbo. If MP ladies would put Customer Service first, they would make more money in the long run.[/QUOTE]I received a Lisa recommendation and booked a 4:30. She quoted a 30 $ senior door fee plus 80 for what I needed. The clothes came off and boom out comes the power-driver Electrolux! Well, I wasn't responding. You diabetics know what I mean. My fault for not knowing to book an hour. I have to with everyone else. The good ones know what to do and how to do it. At 20 minutes she started bitching about time. I said I'd pay for another half hour. She saw she might have to work a little then bailed! Needless to say, Serenity, and Lisa won't be seeing me especially with what I'm reading.

I stopped by there a few weeks ago, Saw Kate she was there by her self, Well it was blast, It was more than a HJ. Seniors please Pm for details.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3803945]WTF? 80 bucks for an hour? And she wanted to short the time? For fucking eyelashes? Strikes 1 and 2 for the new Serenity and Bobbie. Thanks for the informative repot Jimbo. If MP ladies would put Customer Service first, they would make more money in the long run.[/QUOTE]I checked with the new owner (Hayley) and asked what's up with the new pricing.

She said.

The 50 hhr /80 hr rate is for walkins only. If you make your appointment through USA (Hayley) and you are a senior member the rate is 40/60.

This is not intended to be GPS, we just prefer appointments with Senior members over the walk in clients.

She also mentioned she had to reorder the table shower from a different company, hopefully it arrives soon. She sent me a pic but I can't seem to post it. You can see the new table shower she ordered on post number 6090 of this MP thread. Currently on page 8 today

[QUOTE=Benz1;3804181]I checked with the new owner (Hayley) and asked what's up with the new pricing.

She said.

The 50 hhr /80 hr rate is for walkins only. If you make your appointment through USA (Hayley) and you are a senior member the rate is 40/60.

This is not intended to be GPS, we just prefer appointments with Senior members over the walk in clients.

She also mentioned she had to reorder the table shower from a different company, hopefully it arrives soon. She sent me a pic but I can't seem to post it. You can see the new table shower she ordered on post number 6090 of this MP thread. Currently on page 8 today[/QUOTE]OH! OK. That sounds fair. As a seasoned MP guy, I can say with confidence, that calling ahead / making an appointment, Always makes for a better time. And with this place, also a better price! Table shower is worth the wait!

Someone tell a brother where their new location is. Drove by the old location and only heard crickets.
th. NJ

I did a walk-in there last Saturday afternoon and happened to catch Hayley there. Never meet her before and was a bit awkward at first because the vibe felt more spa than me, but after things got comfortable it was quite a good experience. Good massage and nice attention afterwards. Definitely will repeat!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3804227]OH! OK. That sounds fair. As a seasoned MP guy, I can say with confidence, that calling ahead / making an appointment, Always makes for a better time. And with this place, also a better price! Table shower is worth the wait!

Someone tell a brother where their new location is. Drove by the old location and only heard crickets.
th. NJ[/QUOTE]Basically across from Lowe's and the pet store there.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3804145]I received a Lisa recommendation and booked a 4:30. She quoted a 30 $ senior door fee plus 80 for what I needed. The clothes came off and boom out comes the power-driver Electrolux! Well, I wasn't responding. You diabetics know what I mean. My fault for not knowing to book an hour. I have to with everyone else. The good ones know what to do and how to do it. At 20 minutes she started bitching about time. I said I'd pay for another half hour. She saw she might have to work a little then bailed! Needless to say, Serenity, and Lisa won't be seeing me especially with what I'm reading.[/QUOTE]I called Lisa last week, gave Benz1 password (so she should know I am a senior), and was quoted $140 half, 180 whole. Told her that was out of my price range. 30 + 80 is at least closer to the ball park. They don't seem to understand that even though extras are nice, spending the time, even if just cuddling or light massage, is an important part of the experience, too. Otherwise, they are not Serenity, but Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am. Jim.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3804227]OH! OK. That sounds fair. As a seasoned MP guy, I can say with confidence, that calling ahead / making an appointment, Always makes for a better time. And with this place, also a better price! Table shower is worth the wait!

Someone tell a brother where their new location is. Drove by the old location and only heard crickets.
th. NJ[/QUOTE]Same as before, east side of Plainfield at Northville.

Any other Mongers got a recent report on Serenity? I'm going in next week, but it sounds like they got issues to resolve. I got no problem waiting or even taking it off my list. Life is too short to suffer chaos and drama.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3804227]OH! OK. That sounds fair. As a seasoned MP guy, I can say with confidence, that calling ahead / making an appointment, Always makes for a better time. And with this place, also a better price! Table shower is worth the wait!

Someone tell a brother where their new location is. Drove by the old location and only heard crickets.
th. NJ[/QUOTE]Would this be the Haley that post as on her own? Blonde NE side of town, she got a business now?

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3804619]Any other Mongers got a recent report on Serenity? I'm going in next week, but it sounds like they got issues to resolve. I got no problem waiting or even taking it off my list. Life is too short to suffer chaos and drama.[/QUOTE]Rushed an incomplete for me. Don't waste your time and money!

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3804145]I received a Lisa recommendation and booked a 4:30. She quoted a 30 $ senior door fee plus 80 for what I needed. The clothes came off and boom out comes the power-driver Electrolux! Well, I wasn't responding. You diabetics know what I mean. My fault for not knowing to book an hour. I have to with everyone else. The good ones know what to do and how to do it. At 20 minutes she started bitching about time. I said I'd pay for another half hour. She saw she might have to work a little then bailed! Needless to say, Serenity, and Lisa won't be seeing me especially with what I'm reading.[/QUOTE]Sounds like she's not too Geezer friendly.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3805015]Sounds like she's not too Geezer friendly.[/QUOTE]She evidently hasn't realized that we geezers have cash to spend. She'd rather throw you out the door in 15 and cram in as many as many as she can.

However before I loved. I probably saw this provider once a week for 3 months straight. Ended up charging me 120 for the whole package. I love AA women and she can't be beat in the area. Very pretty and exotic. Get to know her more and there will be plenty of teasing before the shower. TRUST ME.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3800549]Been curious for awhile. Did the deed! Straight up 200 for nuru plus. The pictures she sent me gave me the impression that she was tall, flat tummy, and great ta ta's. She's actually short and stocky. Nowhere near fat, just short and solid.

Extremely attractive. I'm not into aa women but she's the excerption. She has a nice private incall. We immediately got nude. Out comes the warm nuru gel. She greased down the bed the greased down herself and the nuru began. It was a no tease, no fun nuru. Actually disappointing. Lottsa slimy body rub but that's it so I thought. She said Let's shower. She cleaned me up good. Dried off and went into her bedroom. IMHO this is where the appointment began. She said I'm yours do what you want. Hell yes! BBFS was available, I think, I didn't partake. However I chose a more directly personal service. She was slow soft and actually quite adept at her skills.

Guys, like I said, I'm not into black girls. This one is definitely the real deal and attractive to boot! Will repeat. (she looks like her photos).

[URL]http://www.beesnuru.com[/URL][/QUOTE]

Got pass and number from Benz1 and made an hour appointment with her. Paid the $30 door fee and within a few minutes I was led into the room. Got comfortable and within a couple minutes Lisa showed up, first impression is she is really friendly. Talked about many things while giving a very good massage. I enjoy some conversations, makes it seem like you're not getting a massage from a robot or someone trying to rush you out of there. Not once was there any negative moment during the appointment. She did not short me on time or was a clock watcher. I think I will repeat. Seniors PM me for more info.

[QUOTE=SuperDude666;3806012]Got pass and number from Benz1 and made an hour appointment with her. Paid the $30 door fee and within a few minutes I was led into the room. Got comfortable and within a couple minutes Lisa showed up, first impression is she is really friendly. Talked about many things while giving a very good massage. I enjoy some conversations, makes it seem like you're not getting a massage from a robot or someone trying to rush you out of there. Not once was there any negative moment during the appointment. She did not short me on time or was a clock watcher. I think I will repeat. Seniors PM me for more info.[/QUOTE]You were lucky I was not.

[QUOTE=SuperDude666;3806012]Got pass and number from Benz1 and made an hour appointment with her. Paid the $30 door fee and within a few minutes I was led into the room. Got comfortable and within a couple minutes Lisa showed up, first impression is she is really friendly. Talked about many things while giving a very good massage. I enjoy some conversations, makes it seem like you're not getting a massage from a robot or someone trying to rush you out of there. Not once was there any negative moment during the appointment. She did not short me on time or was a clock watcher. I think I will repeat. Seniors PM me for more info.[/QUOTE]Lisa gave an excellent massage she likes to talk and is down to earth which makes the mood much better. I would definitely go back to Lisa she doesn't short on time or "watches the clock". Lisa is down to earth so if you see any negatives review's its most likely just a butt hurt person, because they didn't get all what they came for. You can't expect to have a good massage if you can't even keep up with your hygiene or have health related issues or have a disrespectful attitude. Would you want to give a massage or touch a person that can't even take a shower on a regular basis? This is something you should have learned to keep up with when you where a child.

I have more info than most "seniors".

Gives a shout out to Benz1.

1st post and Feels the need to scold others? Not a good way to make friends and / or get anyone to believe you're a real Monger and not a provider undercover. Smh. I've never been to the New Serenity, but Bloozer is a long time Monger and USASG member and his opinion counts wether it's negative or positive!

NJ.

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[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;3804180]I stopped by there a few weeks ago, Saw Kate she was there by her self, Well it was blast, It was more than a HJ. Seniors please Pm for details.[/QUOTE]How much was the tip and how long was the session?

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3802371]Fine is right. All the good ones gone except for Heidi.[/QUOTE]Had a pretty good time with Cindy, who is a mid-40's brunette lady with a few extra pounds, but a really good attitude. Very open minded. Services were limited as it was her time of the month, but she did offer CBJ. Seemed to indicate that CFS would be on the table in the future. Dirty talking was off the charts, though. Good time for $100 OTD.

She also indicated that many of the girls there offer FS. May try again soon to see what other providers have to offer.

Be careful out there.

Haven't done much of the AMPs lately but stopped in here on a whim as I was driving by. Opted for the 40 hh with the table shower. Didn't catch her name but was a decent looking thin Asian probably in her late 40's. Massage was just ok but she did lose the shirt and had beautiful perky probably full B's but man-made. I like naturals best but these were nice. A beautiful job on these. Allowed utc roaming down below too but didn't try fiv. The HJ was typical. Decent. She did try to end the session early but I asked for a bit more massage and she complied. Total out the door with tip was 80.

Me and my wife are staying at the Amway this Sat. Night. We are looking for a couple friendly provider to come give us a rub.

Any recommendations?

Thanks!

Mainly because I don't trust the newbies yet on this one. What is in your opinions, the best walk-in MP in Grand Rapids at this point? I know 2 years ago it was Panacea for me, but I had done mostly BP up til the shutdown. AA doesn't matter, but I'd prefer not to have an Asian as I want to have some sort of an intelligent conversation.

Thanks in advance.

Bacardi.

I've had several very nice encounters with this 25 ish beautifully ta ta'd lady. She has such control with those melons it feels like you're getting a 4 hand, 2 hands being ta ta's. Mellon's to the left, mellons to the right, I've done died and gone to ta ta heaven! She's a bit stocky but really carries it well. Now the neg. BBBJTC was on the menu and was excellent! Some do-gooder came in and showed her a video on the perils of BBBJ let alone tcws. Shot that all to hell. Well, with both of our combined experiences and her willingness to take direction, we found several ways that worked! Guys, she's a keeper!

60 hr I give her 75. Do what you want and, enjoy.

[QUOTE=Bacardi1314;3807522]Mainly because I don't trust the newbies yet on this one. What is in your opinions, the best walk-in MP in Grand Rapids at this point? I know 2 years ago it was Panacea for me, but I had done mostly BP up til the shutdown. AA doesn't matter, but I'd prefer not to have an Asian as I want to have some sort of an intelligent conversation.

Thanks in advance.

Bacardi.[/QUOTE]I don't go to the parlors enough to know about all of them but, we all know it's hard to beat Natasha at Panacea but she is always so booked up it's hard to get her on a Walkin. I've heard decent things in the past about Healthy Habits and Blonde 25 gets high marks as far as I know. I would love to find out more info as well. The last couple times for me have been very last minute just as I have been driving by so it was the Asian parlors.

[QUOTE=Bacardi1314;3807522]Mainly because I don't trust the newbies yet on this one. What is in your opinions, the best walk-in MP in Grand Rapids at this point? I know 2 years ago it was Panacea for me, but I had done mostly BP up til the shutdown. AA doesn't matter, but I'd prefer not to have an Asian as I want to have some sort of an intelligent conversation.

Thanks in advance.

Bacardi.[/QUOTE]I haven't done walk ins for years because you do 4 walk ins and you only get 1 really good session out of the 4. I do advanced scheduled appointments only. But when I did do walk ins, the Asian places were most likely to give best results. A walk in with a request for a specific known superstar would be the only way I would try. Russian Roulette not knowing who works there.

Lately have been doing some walk-ins just to add a little excitement. Have had mostly good luck. At Wonder I have been paired up with four different ones on five occasions (happily repeated with Linda); all were excellent to very good. Pacific on 44th not so great, just average (don't recall name). Serenty both recent times were pretty good (BTW the place was spotless, and linen was being stripped and replaced before I ever left the room). Not so lucky at Healthy Habits: Amy and Mia were excellent as expected, Mercedes very good. However, drew Savanah twice, had terrible experiences, so will never do a walk-in there again. Lotus was rushed, lackluster ms, average overall experience (didn't get a name; older AA, maybe the owner; had a regular that showed up and she didn't want to disappoint him).

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;3807999]Lately have been doing some walk-ins just to add a little excitement. Have had mostly good luck. At Wonder I have been paired up with four different ones on five occasions (happily repeated with Linda); all were excellent to very good. Pacific on 44th not so great, just average (don't recall name). Serenty both recent times were pretty good (BTW the place was spotless, and linen was being stripped and replaced before I ever left the room). Not so lucky at Healthy Habits: Amy and Mia were excellent as expected, Mercedes very good. However, drew Savanah twice, had terrible experiences, so will never do a walk-in there again. Lotus was rushed, lackluster ms, average overall experience (didn't get a name; older AA, maybe the owner; had a regular that showed up and she didn't want to disappoint him).[/QUOTE]MBD offers Walk-ins from 5-8 DAILY!

Sadly I don't get out much anymore as free time is lacking. Looking for a little after hours fun (after 10 pm). I see lotus has a shower massage and am curious if anyone has partaken or if its even worth it. I've seen blonde25 before, but she isn't available late enough. I'd love to hook up with Natasha, but sadly that isn't going to work. Any info would be appreciated, happy to reciprocate with what I know, however I am sure most of my info is outdated these days.

Thanks in advance. Pm's are welcome.

Welcome back, everyone! While we were experiencing our information black out I did get a chance to see Happy Hannah. She's probably around 25 years old, BBW. A nice, relaxing massage--not professional quality, but fine enough. I haven't seen her post lately, but then again, the only place I know to find massage anymore is on this site and Skip The Games. But if you see her, go ahead, she's very nice and accommodating.

Hello I was wondering if Pancea massage was still open, I haven't been there in around a year but haven't seen any new ads from them or can someone reccomend a good place to get a massage?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=WhenInDoubt69;3808148]Sadly I don't get out much anymore as free time is lacking. Looking for a little after hours fun (after 10 pm). I see lotus has a shower massage and am curious if anyone has partaken or if its even worth it. I've seen blonde25 before, but she isn't available late enough. I'd love to hook up with Natasha, but sadly that isn't going to work. Any info would be appreciated, happy to reciprocate with what I know, however I am sure most of my info is outdated these days.

Thanks in advance. Pm's are welcome.[/QUOTE]See my post #6216 in this thread.

[QUOTE=WotanWolf123;3810554]Hello I was wondering if Pancea massage was still open, I haven't been there in around a year but haven't seen any new ads from them or can someone reccomend a good place to get a massage?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Yes, Panacea is still open. Tia is back now, if you remember her and Natasha is still there as well.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3810660]Yes, Panacea is still open. Tia is back now, if you remember her and Natasha is still there as well.[/QUOTE]Awesome thank you!

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3810600]See my post #6216 in this thread.[/QUOTE]Yes I had read your post as well as a few hundred others. Doesn't really answer my question on the table shower part. Also there may be other girls who provide a bit more fun.

Spent hr with siasha very good massage with prostate play and HJ. $ was with tip. She likes her backdoor played also. She said next time she will get out her vibrator for her backdoor. 3 girls working 2 Aa and 1 hispanic.

Met with Ana elyse for an hr massage. Paid a c-note for full body. Experience was horrid. Used a massaging wand 90% of time. Half way thru it her bf woke up and came in. Wouldn't leave for remainder of massage sat down and played video games. Asked why some nude guy was there and didn't know she was doing in draping massages. Would not repeat do not recommend. Here is her link. She can be found offering massages on Facebook market place. [URL]https://www.facebook.com/anaelyse123/[/URL].

Has anyone heard of anyone in Michigan doing one of these? I've seen it online and think anyone who would start doing this could make some bank off of it.

Tried to stop in during the Memorial Day weekend but they were closed. Figured it was just for the holidays. Called a few days ago to see who was working and the call wouldn't even go through. Called relaxation station since they're owned by the same people and they confirmed that the Island is closed for now.