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YMMV.

Asked for MSOG. Got flak. Made one counter argument.

She eventually came around after arguing with herself in the inbox. Had already written her off. 180 hh is steep as hell for a 40 year old, but figured a real live FF for the first 15 minutes would be fun. Boy was that wrong.

Comms were fine, she parks you in a visitor spot opposite of her building. She looks okay. Nothing to be excited about. She's got some soft spots and some scars scattered about. Again. FF.

The BBBJ was okay. Definitely hyped up. She could take most, definitely not everything. Teeth were distracting. Didn't even really press the FF because there were about 6 or 7 gags through the first act. Moving on, I thought. Suited up for K9. At least the cat looks snug. Wrong again. The music couldn't have been loud enough. It was like listening to a room full of synchronized whoopie cushions get deflated. Came quickly because of negotiations about MSOG. Normally there's a little more control so the entree can be savored. Figured hitting a few positions would be nice to get a better look.

She changed her tune and requested another 80 as the 2nd rubber came out. Referred back to the text message exchange about "pop til you drop for 30 since you're a first time client". She then referred to the message where she was trying to upsell her overpriced garbage. Amnesia, apparently. Didn't bother sticking around to argue. She tried being nice and making pleasantries as the redressing was going on.

In and out in 18 minutes. This lady sucks. If you're dying to try it out, do yourself a favor and don't.

[QUOTE=FlavorFul1;5290811][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/60035114/[/URL]

GFE. MILF with a great rack. She's looking for some dates the next couple of days. Give her a text or call.

727-565-8993.[/QUOTE]Ate those pics accurate?

[QUOTE=JbKicks1990;5292655]Ate those pics accurate?[/QUOTE]She's a nice girl and the pics are her. I'd repeat, depending on location.

[QUOTE=TTY954;5292677]She's a nice girl and the pics are her. I'd repeat, depending on location.[/QUOTE]Pics are accurate and recent. Current incall is a private residence in a quiet residential neighborhood in St Pete.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/60608298/7278775133[/URL]

I got no response back from the peanut gallery, so decided to give her a try. Some good, some bad.

She is real, decent communication, place was clean and so was she. No track marks, no drug use. The place was a little shady on the outside but I had no issues.

Pro: she looks a lot better in person than her recent picture. Con: she for some reason is shy and keeps her bra on. Odd, otherwise nice body some curves and a nice ass.

A con for most of you is that everything is covered and she is a little on the expensive side. $. 8 for an hour. A pro for me is her exotic look, laid back personality and an amazingly snug kitty. I am by no means packing a monster in my pants and I could not last long in doggy.

Would I repeat. Possibly. She fills a niche of exotic, safe, and an amazing ass.

YMMV.

[QUOTE=JamesBrownz;5292955][URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/60608298/7278775133[/URL]

I got no response back from the peanut gallery, so decided to give her a try. Some good, some bad.

She is real, decent communication, place was clean and so was she. No track marks, no drug use. The place was a little shady on the outside but I had no issues.

Pro: she looks a lot better in person than her recent picture. Con: she for some reason is shy and keeps her bra on. Odd, otherwise nice body some curves and a nice ass.

A con for most of you is that everything is covered and she is a little on the expensive side. $. 8 for an hour. A pro for me is her exotic look, laid back personality and an amazingly snug kitty. I am by no means packing a monster in my pants and I could not last long in doggy.

Would I repeat. Possibly. She fills a niche of exotic, safe, and an amazing ass.

YMMV.[/QUOTE]When you say YMMV, Fawk you weren't kidding. This one pic on her ad would have been a def no for me but hey, to each their own. Yikes!

[QUOTE=Brasky;5274411]I saw Sammie B this past week. Shout out thank you to the brothers that sent me her number. Easy set-up and good communication. Private incall in St Pete convenient and quick off the freeway. Sammie is a mature spinner and a sexual dynamo! GFE all day and PSE. She was freshly showered and met me wearing lingerie which quickly hit the floor. Big gum drop nipples and a lovely meaty snug kitty. DFK BBBJ DATY DATO Mish and finished BBBJ CIM. She was face fucking herself to finish me at the end.

Next time I am going to eat my Wheaties with a Red Bull and go for MSOG. Def repeat and recommend. Monger on.[/QUOTE]Can someone please send me her number? Thanks.

[QUOTE=BootyHolic71;5290691]I didn't go back to March. But it is funny. The March 31st ad she did at midnight had GFE. The next night at 10:49 PM (still being March 31st) she changed it and has ever since been on message. So maybe someone else said something to her as well. Either way, it looks like a HOT AS F*CK provider into DATY AND GREEK. That's awesome. Great find on his part.


UPDATE: I texted her about pricing with greek. $240 for hhr with Greek. Not worth it for me. You big spenders might wanna hit it though.[/QUOTE]Hot, although somewhat subjective, I would say no. Cute? Definitely.

DATY, I guess maybe a bit subjective as well? But for me, if you keep your legs closed and tell me I can only lick the top, I would say no.

Maybe things have changed in the 6-8 weeks since I've seen her, but that was my experience and I won't bother again. Also, wasn't digging the industrial location.

[QUOTE=FlavorFul1;5292797]Pics are accurate and recent. Current incall is a private residence in a quiet residential neighborhood in St Pete.[/QUOTE]Would you say her rack is big enough for Russian relief? I'm always on the lookout for big ones.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;5293047]When you say YMMV, Fawk you weren't kidding. This one pic on her ad would have been a def no for me but hey, to each their own. Yikes![/QUOTE]I am not saying she could grace the cover of a magazine, but where most girls use filters and pic the best angle and picture they can. She chose to go in a different direction and went with no filters, bad light and what I can assume is the worst picture she could find.

That is her, just the worst picture of her, that picture almost makes her look like a BBW (fat), which she is not.

Anyway, I try to report as honest as possible.

[QUOTE=JbKicks1990;5293225]Would you say her rack is big enough for Russian relief? I'm always on the lookout for big ones.[/QUOTE]Pics are accurate why the question?

I was too since 2014

[QUOTE=SwordsMan1;5274994]Well not sure what happened but I was an established senior member with a bunch of info shared on girls here on the forums and via PMs. For some reason I wasn't able to log in and my old profile shows me as guest.

I have a few visits to share details with but I guess I'll just hang onto that info until I figure out WTF is going on.[/QUOTE].

The "resources" are definitely capable of a good time.

Not my thing, so on my visit, I didn't ask or try.

[QUOTE=JbKicks1990;5293225]Would you say her rack is big enough for Russian relief? I'm always on the lookout for big ones.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ProviderList;5290140]Is Greek on the menu? Only incall?[/QUOTE]Great questions. Greek? Kelly says she tried it before and now needs a Greek pro to help her get ready for Greek dates, so one of you Greek Freaks call her.

As far as outcalls. She says outcalls will be available soon.

Kelly Allwood is having problems with her Mega Personals account that helps her post ads that show up on the LISTCRAWLERS website. Her very first post was on another girl's account that had a different phone number, the number ending with 0120.

She currently cannot post and is looking for someone to help her get through the verification process with Mega Personals.

Here are some pics of her she asked me to post on USA.

Kelly can be reached at the number ending with. 0120. On her only existing LISTCRAWLERS ad:

[URL]https://independent.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/59318005/[/URL]

Her personal number is.

727-XXX-5532.

[QUOTE=JamesBrownz;5293370]I am not saying she could grace the cover of a magazine, but where most girls use filters and pic the best angle and picture they can. She chose to go in a different direction and went with no filters, bad light and what I can assume is the worst picture she could find.

That is her, just the worst picture of her, that picture almost makes her look like a BBW (fat), which she is not.

Anyway, I try to report as honest as possible.[/QUOTE]Like I said, to each their own. But isn't her other pics in the ad filtered? Hey, as long as you're happy. She just doesn't do it for me.

Fuukk. I have to say that rock fucking stinks. Not sure if related but her mouth was very warm during the BJ too LOL. Crazy.

The promise of free pussy for a good review can make a man sing.

- Do your due diligence and click the profile of members who write reviews. That's all I needed to do to make up my mind about this gagless girl.

[QUOTE=Ejent;5292076]The BBBJ was okay. Definitely hyped up.

She changed her tune and requested another 80 as the 2nd rubber came out. Referred back to the text message exchange about "pop til you drop for 30 since you're a first time client". She then referred to the message where she was trying to upsell her overpriced garbage. Amnesia, apparently. Didn't bother sticking around to argue. She tried being nice and making pleasantries as the redressing was going on.

In and out in 18 minutes. This lady sucks. If you're dying to try it out, do yourself a favor and don't.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JamesBlonde727;5293693]Great questions. Greek? Kelly says she tried it before and now needs a Greek pro to help her get ready for Greek dates, so one of you Greek Freaks call her.

As far as outcalls. She says outcalls will be available soon.

Kelly Allwood is having problems with her Mega Personals account that helps her post ads that show up on the LISTCRAWLERS website. Her very first post was on another girl's account that had a different phone number, the number ending with 0120.

She currently cannot post and is looking for someone to help her get through the verification process with Mega Personals.

Here are some pics of her she asked me to post on USA.

Kelly can be reached at the number ending with. 0120. On her only existing LISTCRAWLERS ad:.[/QUOTE]

I've known Tori for while but haven't seen her much since she has been pregnant. So we decided to hook up. Good communication which led me to a budget hotel. On arrival she called and gave me the room number. She greeted me at the door in a robe with those dark brown perky nipples exposed and sexy baby belly. She's a sexy so to be mom In a few weeks. Little chit chat and she fully exposed herself to my desires. Those engorged titties are secreting and she's got the nicest big clitoris that just has to be played with and nibbled on. Went to face then mish but she really can't move much, so I straddled and face fucked her hard. She can take a dick swallowing every drop. Tori has always been a good time, but she seems a little sweeter pregnant. Someone knocked on the door, but she didn't care and either did I. Got my full 30 min +without any rush. Enjoyed the time.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;5286901]What a shame. Saw her for a few months and bbjcim was very enjoyable and she was sweet and nice during the visit. Wonder what happened to her and the other latina who used to post w her (never saw that one).[/QUOTE]If you have her current # can you pm it to me.

[QUOTE=JDschmeckle;5294532]If you have her current # can you pm it to me.[/QUOTE]Don't have it anymore been a while since I saw her.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/60650000/[/URL]

I have had a more intimate and fulfilling experience from a TSA cavity search.

Saw Kendra the other day and she has jumped to #1 on my ATF list. She even passed Nicole. She's sweet, has a great body, is freaky as hell and will do anything to please you. She's at a nice location in Clearwater. Her donations are reasonable, too. She's definitely going to be a weekly visit for me now. [URL]https://independent.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/60472044/[/URL].

[QUOTE=LuckyToo;5294280]I've known Tori for while but haven't seen her much since she has been pregnant. So we decided to hook up. Good communication which led me to a budget hotel. On arrival she called and gave me the room number. She greeted me at the door in a robe with those dark brown perky nipples exposed and sexy baby belly. She's a sexy so to be mom In a few weeks. Little chit chat and she fully exposed herself to my desires. Those engorged titties are secreting and she's got the nicest big clitoris that just has to be played with and nibbled on. Went to face then mish but she really can't move much, so I straddled and face fucked her hard. She can take a dick swallowing every drop. Tori has always been a good time, but she seems a little sweeter pregnant. Someone knocked on the door, but she didn't care and either did I. Got my full 30 min +without any rush. Enjoyed the time.[/QUOTE]Tori and good comms don't go together. Once you have her attention yes, but not until then.

[QUOTE=FlavorFul1;5295849]Tori and good comms don't go together. Once you have her attention yes, but not until then.[/QUOTE]She makes Astrid look like she is highly responsive who I have see like 6-7 times. Never ever got a response from Tori.

She is late nights early morning active. Had to get one off so I called ole reliable and she didn't disappoint.

This sexy creature knows how to treat a man. Great conversation leads to GFE type slow wet BBBJ. Popped on the cover about 10 minutes in and go to various positions.

Let me tell you she is TIGHT and wet. Rode for a bit then switched to dawg and mish before the first pop.

Was still hard after the wash and wipe and she performed another high quality BBBJ where I released again. Standard fare with a nice tip just because she earned every bit of it.

I will be seeing her weekly.

Stay Safe and Monger Happy.

Saw Elisha yesterday morning. Works out of a private residence in Pinellas Park. As stated 80 QV 100 HH 200 H. Went for the QV + upgrade for back door access. BBBJ was below average but good enough. Suited up and took her from behind to completion. Nice view from doggy. No clock watching or rush to get you out the door or to complete the task. Link is easy to find on LC, just do a search for Elisha.

Happy mongering and stay safe fellas!

Many reviews on her, just adding my 2 cents.

Good visit, very open menu. What you can do is only limited by your imagination and creativity.

For me Greek, cooch, and throat this time. That bootyhole has a gorilla grip. Cooch is snug and wet.

She is in North County around 580 and 19. Just know she is not at her vacation weight, she is back to being thin.

Negotiate your donation!

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/phone/727-766-4255[/URL]

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/727-766-4255[/URL]

[QUOTE=DtLover863;5296285]Saw Elisha yesterday morning. Works out of a private residence in Pinellas Park. As stated 80 QV 100 HH 200 H. Went for the QV + upgrade for back door access. BBBJ was below average but good enough. Suited up and took her from behind to completion. Nice view from doggy. No clock watching or rush to get you out the door or to complete the task. Link is easy to find on LC, just do a search for Elisha.

Happy mongering and stay safe fellas![/QUOTE]I was considering taking the plunge. Can you share if the place is clean? Also what is the parking situation?

Thanks in advance.

Just no. It was late. I was desperate. She was within 5 minutes and BBFS was available for 40. Nothing dramatic but sometimes it best just to go home.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/60720485/[/URL]

[QUOTE=FlavorFul1;5297272]Just no. It was late. I was desperate. She was within 5 minutes and BBFS was available for 40. Nothing dramatic but sometimes it best just to go home.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/60720485/[/URL][/QUOTE]What was the negative? She looks better then 50% of the girls on here lately.

[QUOTE=Hngblkm;5296370]Many reviews on her, just adding my 2 cents.

Good visit, very open menu. What you can do is only limited by your imagination and creativity.

For me Greek, cooch, and throat this time. That bootyhole has a gorilla grip. Cooch is snug and wet.

She is in North County around 580 and 19. Just know she is not at her vacation weight, she is back to being thin.

Negotiate your donation!

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/phone/727-766-4255[/URL]

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/727-766-4255[/URL][/QUOTE]She quoted me 150 for Greek.

[QUOTE=TBRays;5294904]Saw Kendra the other day and she has jumped to #1 on my ATF list. She even passed Nicole. She's sweet, has a great body, is freaky as hell and will do anything to please you. She's at a nice location in Clearwater. Her donations are reasonable, too. She's definitely going to be a weekly visit for me now. [URL]https://independent.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/60472044/[/URL].[/QUOTE]I tried to see her Thursday but she said she was booked for the day. Good for her, I'll try again next week.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;5297295]What was the negative? She looks better then 50% of the girls on here lately.[/QUOTE]Pics are probably 10+ years old. Horribly smokey aparment and she reeked of booze. Skinny but all flabby, just kind of nasty overall.

[QUOTE=FlavorFul1;5297318]Pics are probably 10+ years old. Horribly smokey aparment and she reeked of booze. Skinny but all flabby, just kind of nasty overall.[/QUOTE]Fawk, that's a damn shame. I'd walk out, I know sometimes we think with the wrong head but hate when they are this deceptive.

[QUOTE=BiggusDiggus;5296015]She is late nights early morning active. Had to get one off so I called ole reliable and she didn't disappoint.

This sexy creature knows how to treat a man. Great conversation leads to GFE type slow wet BBBJ. Popped on the cover about 10 minutes in and go to various positions.

Let me tell you she is TIGHT and wet. Rode for a bit then switched to dawg and mish before the first pop.

Was still hard after the wash and wipe and she performed another high quality BBBJ where I released again. Standard fare with a nice tip just because she earned every bit of it.

I will be seeing her weekly.

Stay Safe and Monger Happy.[/QUOTE]I have texted her at all different times of the day. Late, early, midday and nothing. Zero response and I have seen her once before and had a really good experience with her. I don't want "the idea of being with her", I want to be with her. Quite frankly like most of the girls even the most known and reliable ones have been flakey as fuck lately. Very disappointing. Fucking stimulus money! LOL.

[QUOTE=BiggusDiggus;5296015]She is late nights early morning active. Had to get one off so I called ole reliable and she didn't disappoint.

This sexy creature knows how to treat a man. Great conversation leads to GFE type slow wet BBBJ. Popped on the cover about 10 minutes in and go to various positions.

Let me tell you she is TIGHT and wet. Rode for a bit then switched to dawg and mish before the first pop.

Was still hard after the wash and wipe and she performed another high quality BBBJ where I released again. Standard fare with a nice tip just because she earned every bit of it.

I will be seeing her weekly.

Stay Safe and Monger Happy.[/QUOTE]Astrid is a very sensuous sexy being. Candles burning, soft music, good accommodations, obsessively clean. 5 star performance. She's even better at communication these days.

[QUOTE=BootyHolic71;5297709]I have texted her at all different times of the day. Late, early, midday and nothing. Zero response and I have seen her once before and had a really good experience with her. I don't want "the idea of being with her", I want to be with her. Quite frankly like most of the girls even the most known and reliable ones have been flakey as fuck lately. Very disappointing. Fucking stimulus money! LOL.[/QUOTE]There isn't one. She has a lot of regulars and gets lots of contacts. I think she takes regulars first and then fills in the open spots. Then she goes dark until she needs more funds. That's my guess. She never ghosts me or doesn't reply anymore. I just get a text along the lines of "I'm free at 3" and that's it.

One other note: she is NOT a morning person.

[QUOTE=BootyHolic71;5297709]I have texted her at all different times of the day. Late, early, midday and nothing. Zero response and I have seen her once before and had a really good experience with her. I don't want "the idea of being with her", I want to be with her. Quite frankly like most of the girls even the most known and reliable ones have been flakey as fuck lately. Very disappointing. Fucking stimulus money! LOL.[/QUOTE]Hahaha fucking looser she don't want you. J / k I recently ask the same question. I finally caught her for the first time and have seen her 6 times now and a few times I tipped her a bit. Some days I never get a response but usually set aside 3 that I can see her and keep trying and one of them always works out. So perhaps there is some logic to the madness. Not sure if this had anything to do with it but last time she hit the pipe first and a bit later when she started on me her mouth was hot as fuck. Very warm and wet. Was almost to warm LOL.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;5297525]Fawk, that's a damn shame. I'd walk out, I know sometimes we think with the wrong head but hate when they are this deceptive.[/QUOTE]I found her on a site many many years ago (not escort related) where she had some pics posted when much younger and she was very nice looking. I was going to see her back then until she posted some current pics at the time which were not good. The recent ones are just frightening.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;5297295]What was the negative? She looks better then 50% of the girls on here lately.[/QUOTE]I saw her some years ago. She looked like the pics back then but was very rushed. Definitely not a repeat for me.

[QUOTE=LuckyToo;5297712]Astrid is a very sensuous sexy being. Candles burning, soft music, good accommodations, obsessively clean. 5 star performance. She's even better at communication these days.[/QUOTE]One huge positive is her accommodations. Cannot tell you how many I have passed on due to where they were staying. . although what she told me she was spending just on hotels she must be seeing 40-50 dudes a month to pay for everything depending on her mix of appts ie, BJ only, BJ and suck off, FS.

Although some say the girls habits can cost 100 or more a day. Fuck. If true that's blows the other cost out of the water so double the dudes. Regardless, none of the 6-7 times I have seen her did I get the feel of a production worker.