Third Time was the Charm at Dream of China (Auburn)
First time I went there, I saw ALL the signs of an HE visit: locked front door with Ring doorbell, young pretty Asian provider, full doors on rooms. Got a GREAT massage with LOTS of teasing but she wanted me to DIY finish.
Second attempt was a scheduling mess and I didn't even get in the building.
Yesterday I hit pay dirt. She took her mask off in the lobby and I was wrong -- I had pegged her in her 30's but she's definitely in her 20's. Instead of paying with $100 and never seeing the change, I paid with three 20's. I got a GREAT massage again, LOTS of teasing again, lots of telling me how handsome I am, etc. But this time, on the flip she continued to tease but then started VERY slowly on the shaft. There was about 20 minutes to go on my 1 hour visit and she spent the entire time building up and backing off. It was incredible. Like full on edging. She'd start slow, build up speed, see my body tense up, then she'd switch to massaging my thighs, or chest, or feet, or chest for 10 seconds and then start back on my shaft. In all honesty it was the best massage shop HE I've ever got. I started to feel up her shirt and asked if it's OK and she said "yes. " Didn't see them, but could tell they were perky As with great nips. Seemed OK with whatever roaming I wanted. At the very end she built up once more and then started jackhammering me with impressive speed. And I made a MASSIVE mess.
Then she went to wash her hands and came back and gave me 5 more minutes of massage (5 minutes over my start time, actually). There was never any discussion of tip, which made me happy. But after I got dressed and she came back in and saw the $40 I'd left on the table, she asked for $20 more. I told the truth and said I only had $40 on me. Normally they just frown and you can say something like "better tip next time" but she was insistent. She wanted me to use a card (uh, no). Then she asked if I had $20 in my car. WTF? I had decided to say "let me go get it" and then jet but then I saw a second girl come around the corner and walk into a different massage room. Also very young and very hot. I'm pretty certain this is a rub and tug only shoppe, but I decided I wanted to see this second girl soon and decided the extra $20 was a small price to pay -- especially when I've tipped $60 in the past for a REALLY good HJ and this was a REALLY REALLY good HJ. So I went to my car (I was tempted to jet again), grabbed $20 more, and brought it back in.
So I'm a bit pissed that she asked for more (always a mood killer), but it really was a great deep tissue massage with a great HJ, so I'm going to call it a win. And I really want to see this other girl too.
Just be aware that they seem VERY cautious, so proceed cautiously and a good time can be had here. Just be ready for the +$60 shakedown.
Cookie at Golden Spa (Hwy99)
Visited Golden Spa in Lynnwood and got Cookie. She is short, skinny and looked hot. Paid $60 for the hour. TS took 10 min, massage lasted 5 min before she asked me to turn over so we can play first and massage later. She wanted the $160 right away so I got up and gave it to her. Started with a nice BBBJ and was surprised with BBFS. I was holding up pretty well until she wanted rcg. She started to moan louder and bounce faster and we both came together. Would've preferred to enjoy her a little longer but was looking forward to the massage for the remaining 25 min. However things changed.
She insisted I get in the electric massage chair which I declined twice. But she kept pushing so I did it to shut her up. These chairs are torture and after 5 min I stopped it. Cookie walks in and asks what's wrong. I said I want my last 20 min to be the massage she promised. She says my time is up and that I should leave. I'm like "Go get the Mamasan. " She then in a panic offered the massage but I didn't appreciate her attempt to fleece me.
The Mamasan came in and remembered me by name. I explained the situation. She left and came back saying Cookie indicated I wanted to use the chair over her massage. I looked at her and said "if I wanted the massage chair I would buy one and never come back here". She apologized and said I was a very good customer and she wanted me to be happy. So she convinced me to stay another 30 min and gave me a great massage including a surprise topless HE. I was both surprised and grateful she went the extra mile.
So if you visit Golden and get Cookie, don't get scammed into chair game. Make her fulfill the entire time you paid for. Have fun boys!
China Foot massage in Everett
Walked in and there was the super old lady, she's DTF, but not my thing. Asked for another girl and I got a very pretty one. Asked for medium, it was a pretty hard medium, so good for an actual massage. On the flip I asked her what her name was, she said "Cum", mid to late 30's, curvy with huge books. Got the HE and she had no problem with me playing girls UTC. Standard rate, standard tip. She was fun and playful. I can recommend if you're just wanting the HE type, just don't get stuck with the old lady.
Amie at Spirit on Jackson
Stopped in at spirit. Both girls busy had to wait in lobby 2 Chinese men were getting ready to leave I chose Amie 26 yr old she said she has been there 10 days previously from Scottsdale, Az $60 house for 1 hr. TS Included on 2Nd. Fl.
Massage wasn't that good just teasing rubbing freshly shaved jewels. On the flip good rub & tug topless good size melons with erect nipples. Lots of roaming on shaved snatch she sucked in nipples after hand release she wanted to cuddle for 15 min. Left $60 tip. The girl was older not to attractive. TS on both floors, ask for upstairs room. Will return likes to talk English is ok.
Dream of China (Auburn) Visit to Other Girl
Decided to see Ella, the girl I hadn't met at DoC in Auburn. She's also young (20's) and VERY cute. Pretty good English, very sweet and giggly. Started with draping me. Uh oh. Pretty good massage but with ZERO hints at teasing at all. Seemed receptive to light OTC caressing for me during massage on her legs etc. On the flip, re-draped and stayed far away from the hot zone. At the end I pointed and implied wanting HE and she said "Sorry I no do. ".
I also learned that the boss doesn't like HE happening there, so do not text the main spa number asking for extras (duh -- you should never do that anyway).
So it seems the boss wants this place to be legit, so keep things quiet until you're in the room with the provider. Too bad about Ella. I'd have been a solid regular.
Judy Rainier Massage Spa: horrible experience
I had recently written about Lucy at Rainier spa, who was fantastic for the first two visits, and others have confirmed with reports on their own. Lucy told me that a new woman was arriving last week named Judy. I asked Lucy if Judy was as fun and open as she was and Lucy said YES! I arrived and Judy brought me back into the room. She's in her late 40's or early 50's, ok body, but the warning signs of a very bad session were immediately apparent. She was fully clothed in a conservative dress and full pantyhose. I paid the 60 fee for the hour and made sure that she saw the tip that was waiting. She began a shitty massage and the mask didn't come off. After 15 minutes of a lackluster light massage, I asked if it was ok to flip and she nodded yes. She then asked what I wanted and I said "everything. " I gave a 140 tip. She balked at the possibility of no condom (VERY different from Lucy who slipped it right in uncovered). She returned and produced a bottle of alcohol that she used to spray my hands and junk. Then she knelt down, lowered her mask, and did this weird move in which she pinned my cock up tight against my body, spread my scrotum tight, and started poking with her tongue right in the middle. I almost laughed it was so comical. She didn't come near anything resembling a BBBJ. After 1 minute of this uncomfortable exercise, I stopped her, got up, and asked her to go get Lucy. Eventually Lucy came in and asked for another full fee to start over again. I got dressed and left.
You win some, you lose some. I guess it highlights two things that have been the subjects of recent discussion. One is that you can never assume that the extras will be similar with different women at the same spa. The other is that the quality of service often declines after you start visiting more regularly.
Oh well, now I've got to find another gem in the area! The search continues!
April at Orchid: Worst Fucking AMP Experience Ever!
Was in the area with some free time, so I thought I would stop at Orchid on Aurora on the corner of 46th for the first time. Hoping to see Angela, who I had read so much about over the last couple of years.
Show up and a reasonably attractive masked woman in what I guess to be her 30's greets me following the doorbell ring. She asked me to take off my shoes at the door (which seemed more Japanese than Chinese) and asks how long. I tell her an hour and give her $60.
We go back to the room, I get undressed and lay my not-so svelte naked body face down with no towel. She comes in and asked if I had been there before, I say no, but a friend told me to come. I asked if Angela still works there and she said no. I ask her name and she says "April".
She puts her cellphone on the table right next to my damn ear with it blaring some Asian music. Very annoying. At times, she kinda sings, kinda hums along with the song. Also annoying. JoJo from Tulip used to sing to me and that was sexy. THIS was not!
Less than 15 minutes into a mediocre massage, she starts teasing my balls and running her fingers up and down my ass crack. She then tells me to flip over. I say that it was a quick flip and remind her that I paid for an hour. She points to my cock and asks what I want.
She asks if I want a blowjob and I say sure, how much? $100. I laughed! "$100 usually gets me and then I make the universal pelvic thrusting sex motion. " She said that is $160. I said no thanks, how about just a and then give jackoff hand motion.
She tells me that she has a customer waiting and that I would need to change it to a 30-minute massage. I doubted there was another customer because I didn't hear the doorbell ring and she also never left the room once she started the lame massage. I let her know I wasn't happy with cutting my visit in half.
She tries to convince me to let her jack me off, then have me just wait in the room until she services the other monger, then she will come back and finish the massage. Um, no. She says that we can fuck for $100, but I don't get to wait while she does unspeakables to the "alleged" monger. I reluctantly agreed.
So, for $100 I get to fuck a marginally attractive woman with surprising big tits hidden under a frumpy, non-sexy dress. This will be good, right? Wrong.
She won't take her dress off, just pulls it up to kinda show her large melons. Trouble is, the dress keeps falling down and hiding them from view, so I just see her little mommy pooch belly as she bounces up and down on my cock in CG.
We do that for awhile, but I am not enjoying things because she is obviously trying to get me to cum in record time. Like it was a game show and she would win a prize if I cum in 5 minutes or less! So, I have her get off and then we move to Mish.
Fuck her that way for a bit, then I decide to move to doggy. Pound her in doggy for a bit and she keeps asking me to cum, which doesn't help.
I decide that I want to lay back down and just have her blow me. Dreadful fucking blowjob bedause she seems to be pissed that I haven't cum yet and she decides to take it out on my penis. She alternates sucking so hard that it hurts with a handjob that bordered on "penis assault. ".
I tell her to just stop because she is just ruining the experience. She, her professional sex skills being insulted, gets stubborn and is now determined to make me cum. I tell her to slow down the motion and finally she gets me to where I need to go.
Afterward, she keeps wanting to talk to me about next time. She also says the mysterious other monger left. Yeah, sure he did. She then tells me that Angela will be back in 10 days. I mumble that there won't be a next time. And there won't be.
I don't have as much money as a lot of other mongers, so I need to maximize my pleasure-to-dollar ratio! Horrible customer service like April's is not going to get me to come back to Orchid!
Sorry for the long rant of a post, but I went in hoping for something memorable and I walked out with an experience that was utterly forgettable!
Rock Chalk.
