Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Admin2;1989462]This isn't in blue so it's me, the guy, not A2 the godlike presence on the forum.

I loath when people excuse ignorance and your post boarded on celebrating it. "I'm happi that I'm stupid and all you nerds that rite gud ar fuking idiots." I don't castigate people that obviously lack either the intelligence or education to write well. There are some providers here (the forum in general, not Sincy in particular) that are practically illiterate, I just fix their posts and move on because they seem like sweet people. Championing ignorance however is an equine of an entirely different hue, that deserves the contempt it's receiving.

Do you think I'm exaggerating?

You're awfully anal about your grammar. Some of the girls I have seen (not sure if you can use plural here because unless they were literally speaking at the same time one of them told you first) told me about this post, and when I had seen what you wrote, I just had to reply. (Though I would have said, felt compelled, or wanted, because using had implies a lack of options and you could have chosen to remain mute on the subject).

It got worse after that.

Yes it's a pissing match and I suggest you quit while you're only this far behind, it's not going to get better.

A2.[/QUOTE]Well the opening statement was my attempt to be funny. Festellung's said "And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode." Before that he said "Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?" I just made a random sentence with that included "I seen" and "them girls" along with with using your & you're in the wrong place.

What about the person that really lacks the education or writing skills to write a coherent post? I mean we do welcome all info right? Just curious. Be safe I'm out.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1989557][BLUE]I deleted the rest of the post … try and save whatever dignity you have left and stop posting in the review threads.

Sorry guys but this kind of dishonest [b]HORSESHIT[/b] really pisses me off. I'm a plain spoken guy and I'm responsible for what I say. I expect others to do the same.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Did the rest of you read this and imagine hearing it in the voice of god (Charleston Heston, I think) followed by a lightning crack and a thunderclap. LOL.

This has got to be a new high water mark in A2 calling it like it is. To quote the great street poets of our time, "BOOM.". Please note, the auto-correct feature of the web page puts the punctuation outside the quotes in spite of the recent "tittie tutorial.".

Not sure if quoting blue is kosher but couldn't resist. If I have sinned, smite me not O Mighty Blue One. At least I figured out how to move this to The Octagon.

Have a great day.

Dz.

[QUOTE=Dweezil;1989694]Did the rest of you read this and imagine hearing it in the voice of god (Charleston Heston, I think) followed by a lightning crack and a thunderclap. LOL.

This has got to be a new high water mark in A2 calling it like it is. To quote the great street poets of our time, "BOOM.". Please note, the auto-correct feature of the web page puts the punctuation outside the quotes in spite of the recent "tittie tutorial.".

Not sure if quoting blue is kosher but couldn't resist. If I have sinned, smite me not O Mighty Blue One. At least I figured out how to move this to The Octagon.

Have a great day.

Dz.[/QUOTE]Amen! A2 said everything I was thinking when I saw that sorry excuse of a "political style" spin. She should run for Congress just so I can vote against her.

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;1989688]What about the person that really lacks the education or writing skills to write a coherent post? I mean we do welcome all info right? Just curious. Be safe I'm out.[/QUOTE]When I read a post, and I can tell it's from somebody with a room temp IQ (I'm not being cruel, just objective) I put them on perm moderation and just clean up their writing a little. I edit for clarity and ease of reading. I don't say anything about it, I just clean it up some. If they have a few things they do repetitively I send them a PM showing an example and ask them as a favor to me if they could stop doing those few things.

I'm not mean or condescending about it, I try and coach a little if I can. A2 believes that the strong were put on the earth to protect, not exploit, or denigrate the weak or unfortunate. Whenever possible I use my super powers only for the service of mankind.

A2.

[quote]EatinCrayons AKA Lexi.

So let me start of by that this is my first post. I am verified and I do have references so to the posting point I am a newbie. To the game I am not as I explain to EatinCrayons. I have references such as Molly Daniels who is still a close friend, Delicious Dawn who I've not seen in awhile because she was UTR and Carmen L Perez.

Carmen, hands down, has given me the best BBBJ I've ever had. Hands down. If you question it, I'll even meet up with her to make a video if she wants to put that out there. Molly is a close friend an coolest chick I've ever met from here as well as Dawn whose's purrrrrs as well as spinner body will rock your world. All who I have mentioned are tope GFE for the price and cool chicks who you can sit around and have an evening conversation with and not even think of it. Now onto EatinCrayons / Lexi.

We started off wrong and end completely right. I came up to here house, an incall at her residents. I waited outside but because it was so cold and my phone froze we were miscommunicated. After I came back after a long heated discussion, I'm glad I did. I'm younger but lover older, more mature women because to me, they provide the best service. I was greeted with a nice PlayBoy lingerie outfit, candles and apologies from both sides.

Sexy, cunning, positive attitude, sexiness, and good conversation led a hour appt. Into a 2 and half hour discussion and never charged.

The goods: Amazing body, great attitude, great BBBJ and GFE. I can't wait to do an overnight. By far my new ATF. 2 hrs of conversation, kissing, cuddling, and fooling around to climax at her having an orgasm. I'd keep her all to myself but I feel that would take a year to satisfy her hunger. Can't wait till our next appt EatinCrayons. Press on fellow mongers.

-College.[/quote]Come on, Ms. Eatin Crayons, we know it's you just trying to cover the incredibly negative press on you here after your insult of the other ladies posting here. Your grammar and writing style gives you away. You may very well be buddies with Molly, but she has lots of friends on your side of the business. The other comments have been posted here by other real mongers. Fess up, lady!

[QUOTE=Admin2;1989818]When I read a post, and I can tell it's from somebody with a room temp IQ (I'm not being cruel, just objective) I put them on perm moderation and just clean up their writing a little. I edit for clarity and ease of reading. I don't say anything about it, I just clean it up some. If they have a few things they do repetitively I send them a PM showing an example and ask them as a favor to me if they could stop doing those few things.

I'm not mean or condescending about it, I try and coach a little if I can. A2 believes that the strong were put on the earth to protect, not exploit, or denigrate the weak or unfortunate. Whenever possible I use my super powers only for the service of mankind.

A2.[/QUOTE]I know I am out of my zone over here, but I enjoy reading the banter more than watching Cinemax! Be that as it may, I have to agree with the grammar police. We should strive to improve and excel, NOT celebrate stupidity.

Now, on to the reason for my post...

USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO SEND THAT FINE BA PUSSY UP HERE MOTHERFUCKER! THAT, is the kind of service to mankind I'm thinking about! ;) .

Peace

PK

[QUOTE=Admin2;1988958]Easy simple rules.

Never double up your punctuation except when you're posting a truncated quote or you're leaving something to the readers imagination, then and [B]only[/B] then use an ellipse, (three periods) they are not used to replace a comma.

Your / you're; easy as fucking pie. Your is possessive, "Your titties are HUGE." You're is a contraction of you are. "You're a woman with big ass titties."

There / their / they're; There is a place "I see some big titties over there." Their is possessive "Their titties are fucking huge." They're is another contraction for "they are." "Where are those huge ass titties? They're in the bathroom taking a shower."

Punctuation ALWAYS goes inside of quotation marks. "Always like this." "Never like this".

Nouns and verbs must agree in number. If the noun is singular the verb must be as well.

Punctuation short cut; Every mobile device in the fucking world is hard wired to insert a period and capitalize the following word when you double space.

These are the major offenders on this forum. If you guys stopped fucking up this shit I would have time to get an extra blowjob every week.

A2.[/QUOTE]Now that was awesome. It is a bit early in 2014, but this might get nominated for the best post of the year.

[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;1988752]Your awful anal about you're grammar. Them girls I was seeing told me about this post & when I seen what you wrote I just had to reply.[/QUOTE]Let's help you out here before my head (the big one, not the little one) explodes:

[I]You're [B]very[/B] anal retentive about your grammar. Some of the girls I see told me about this post, and when I read what you wrote, I felt compelled to reply.[/I]

For the record AWFUL does not work:

Aw·ful (ôfəl)

Very bad or unpleasant.

"the place smelled awful"

Synonyms: disgusting, horrible, terrible, dreadful, ghastly, nasty, vile, foul, revolting, repulsive, repugnant, odious, sickening, nauseating;.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1989818]When I read a post, and I can tell it's from somebody with a room temp IQ (I'm not being cruel, just objective) I put them on perm moderation and just clean up their writing a little. I edit for clarity and ease of reading. I don't say anything about it, I just clean it up some. If they have a few things they do repetitively I send them a PM showing an example and ask them as a favor to me if they could stop doing those few things.

I'm not mean or condescending about it, I try and coach a little if I can. A2 believes that the strong were put on the earth to protect, not exploit, or denigrate the weak or unfortunate. Whenever possible I use my super powers only for the service of mankind.

A2.[/QUOTE]That's fair enough I didn't know you took the time to do that. Thanks for the reply.

PD I'm a pretty good writer but wasn't an English major. Can one never use awfully here?

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1989989]For the record AWFUL does not work[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;1990212]PD I'm a pretty good writer but wasn't an English major. Can one never use awfully here?[/QUOTE]Awful is an adjective. Awfully is an adverb that can mean "very." Yes, you could say awfully anal. But she didn't. She said awful anal, which is incorrect.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1990224]Awful is an adjective. Awfully is an adverb that can mean "very." Yes, you could say awfully anal. But she didn't. She said awful anal, which is incorrect.[/QUOTE]Maybe, just maybe, the ANAL was AWFUL? As in, "Very bad or unpleasant" OR "the place smelled awful".

PWAHAHAHAH!

Sorry, fellas;) I've been getting blown almost as much as A2 this year, so far, and I am giggling like a schoolboy! Just can't help myself!

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;1990277]Maybe, just maybe, the ANAL was AWFUL? As in, "Very bad or unpleasant" OR "the place smelled awful".

PWAHAHAHAH!

Sorry, fellas;) I've been getting blown almost as much as A2 this year, so far, and I am giggling like a schoolboy! Just can't help myself!

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]I was blown so well today I heard angels singing. Seriously, angels, singing, out loud.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1990212]PD I'm a pretty good writer but wasn't an English major. Can one never use awfully here?[/QUOTE]About two centuries ago, the British and many from New England would use the adjective form of awful to describe something as inspiring reverential wonder or fear. Modern usage tends to prefer awe-inspiring, awesome, impressive.

Awfully can be used in the adverbial form to mean very or extremely, but it is usually informal and used only in spoken language, and tends to be frowned on in written form since it is preferred to be an adverb that connotes a negative impression (terribly, poorly, dreadfully, atrociously, appallingly etc)., but given this is an informal chat room, I suppose it is much like a running conversation. At least it is not as bad as those that use text language in their posts.

I know some are thinking we are being picky about malapropism, but unless they are cute or endearing (Yogi Berra) they can be annoying or even worse cause a lack of clarity.

My pet peeve is when folks say "for all intensive purposes" rather than the correct "for all intents and purposes."

No one is suggesting you have to have your posts pass inspection from an English professor, but when it comes to clear communication; it is worth taking some time to clean up some of the common and habitual mistakes. The best argument for trying to improve your language skills (and a comprehensive list of common errors) is made by this guy:

[URL]http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/[/URL]