Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JaffeMD;6236116]I dreamed of a very similar experience thanks to this post. The massage was pretty good. She was very friendly and bubbly. It was very busy, maybe thanks to this post LOL, so all the interruptions were annoying, but its like that sometimes.

That said, a Big con which kinda ruined the dream for me was:

She refolded the towel that was used on me and placed it back on the bed after changing the disposable bedcover thing and the paper towel over the face rest.

I tried to explain that she needs use a new towel etc etc, but the English was very bad and she did not seem to get what I was trying to say (or it was an act after seeing that a caught on that she was reusing towels. Her English WAS not very good though in general, so idk). Eventually she went and threw the towel next door and pulled another towel from there. At that point, the damage was done. I don't understand why these places are so lazy / cheap / gross that they can't use a new towel per person. That's common basic decency and hygiene. Having enough towels for everyone is not freaking hard or expensive.

I know this probably happens more than we think, even when we see towels taken away as that doesn't mean they arent refolding them elsewhere vs taking the time to wash them. But once I see it with my own eyes, that a whole different thing.

I know to some of you savages who get your dfk, bbj, and daty on, may not care LOL, but to me reusing towels and thinking that one was used on me is nasty. Most likely my last dream here after that.[/QUOTE]I change the sheets either when Masasan leaves, or when the girls leave to go and get their supplies. If they ever look under the massage table when I leave, there are at least 2-3 towels there that I had taken off of the table. Like you my friend, I agree that it is very unhygienic to reuse the towels. Also as much money the business makes, they should be able to afford a new or clean towel for every person.

[QUOTE=JaffeMD;6236116]That said, a Big con which kinda ruined the dream for me was:

She refolded the towel that was used on me and placed it back on the bed after changing the disposable bedcover thing and the paper towel over the face rest.[/QUOTE]Good catch, I did not notice that while getting dressed. I did notice the changing of disposables and was glad to see that with my own eyes. Unfortunately, the great majority of AMPs do not operate with peak hygiene in mind. They are at least better than the Chinese and Latino condo ops, which are absolutely skeevy.

[QUOTE=Dave1984;6226691]On a recent trip to RL to see my favorite lady, I almost got outed by my iPhone "find my iPhone" App. I always turn off the phone thinking that the location function would be disconnected. Not so! Seems like my SO was either suspicious or was killing time but she selected the App and there I was sitting in the RL parking lot in Laurel. I had to tell her that I stopped off for a meal at Pho 89 while running some errands. Lucky for me I stopped at Total Wine down the street before going home so my story made more sense. Word to the wise, when mongering, leave your iPhone, iPad at home.[/QUOTE]Nah man, your lady already knows something and she just trying to get YOU to fess up. You can deny-but eventually she will catch you. When they snoop, it's a wrap. There's no reason for her to use that unless you trying to find the device when lost or want to see where your significant other has been. Good luck!

[QUOTE=Mannerism30;6238123]Nah man, your lady already knows something and she just trying to get YOU to fess up. You can deny-but eventually she will catch you. When they snoop, it's a wrap. There's no reason for her to use that unless you trying to find the device when lost or want to see where your significant other has been. Good luck![/QUOTE]No doubt. She's probably checking the odometer, his manscaping, his wallet and stash of rubbers. With good reason!

[QUOTE=NeptuneXvi;5585873]I bit the bullet and saw Kelly yesterday. It was a great time actually. She was personable, fun, and relaxed. She did give me the 'release' I wanted and didn't expect a tip. So the prices are 'including' of the tip.

It was a sexy massage: she has nice feet to look at the whole time through the massage table headrest; she had lovely tits; unfortunately she didn't undress and I could only rub her covered butt although it really was a quick finish.[/QUOTE]I'm not finding much info about this place, are they Asian?

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;6239157]I'm not finding much info about this place, are they Asian?[/QUOTE]While I have never met Kelly, I can confirm that it is not an AMP.

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;6239157]I'm not finding much info about this place, are they Asian?[/QUOTE]Google luxe body massage in Columbia Md. All American staff.

[QUOTE=DCHung;6239769]Google luxe body massage in Columbia Md. All American staff.[/QUOTE]What's the best way to reach them? Tried the site and it's down and the online booking isn't working. Just loved up here from college park area and curious to try.

Friday lunchtime not so busy, called and made appt to see Kelly. I've tried several times before but she was taken so I got a chance to catch her vibe. House plus $4 paid upfront and always brought my own jimmy not to break the flow. She does a strong massage throughly. She's 40 something but works you well, BBBJ and went down deep holding the gag back, I had her go nice and slow so she got used to dick down here throat while I DATY. She slipped on Jimmy went CG for awhile till I put her on her back and got deep. She's gets wetter even with a little lube but not like Joy, who I surely miss. Flipped her doggy style and she got into it banking it up, more so to get me done but not until I got her back in Mish. She said my BFD made her work though she readily opens up to take you. I love it when she spreads and I'm so deep my pelvis is massaging her clit and she got even wetter. She's worth a return. I met the new girl Jade, younger, cute a little taller. Got a hug from her so I could gauge her ass when I rubbed it, she's worthy to be on the agenda. No telling how good it might be.

Stopped in RL. Met at backdoor by Jessie or Jay Zee, not sure of her name.

Have not seen her before. Told me started there two weeks ago. Gave her $80.00 house fee. Average build, slight belly. Natural boobs with nice dark nipples. Shower was playful. She gave Jr extra attention.

Back in room. Asked for soft massage and got nice teasing. Jr was stiff when flip came. Only complaint. When asked what I wanted. I said everything. Jessie then asked for tip up front. $140.00. I think next time I'll stand firm (no pun) and just say tip at end.

Once tip was in hand. She dropped clothes and we did 69. Minute or two and then she got on top. OK cowgirl, doggie was OK too but mish was much better. She seemed to like it as much as I did.

50 minutes total. I did not complain. Most places an hour is really 45 minutes.

[QUOTE=MarlinMan;6242302]Only complaint. When asked what I wanted. I said everything. Jessie then asked for tip up front. $140.00. I think next time I'll stand firm (no pun) and just say tip at end.
[/QUOTE]That amount seems standard / minimum for 1 hour. Were you expecting a lower number? Some providers request payment before fun only because they don't want to get stiffed after getting stuffed. Were you expecting FS for only $ of $. 2 ?

[QUOTE=AvgJoe123;6242323]That amount seems standard / minimum for 1 hour. Were you expecting a lower number? Some providers request payment before fun only because they don't want to get stiffed after getting stuffed. Were you expecting FS for only $ of $. 2 ?[/QUOTE]My impression was that he was unhappy with the timing of the tip, not the amount. A girl might be less motivated to provide good service if she's already got her money.

[QUOTE=MarlinMan;6242302]Stopped in RL. Met at backdoor by Jessie or Jay Zee, not sure of her name.

Have not seen her before. Told me started there two weeks ago. Gave her $80.00 house fee. Average build, slight belly. Natural boobs with nice dark nipples. Shower was playful. She gave Jr extra attention.

Back in room. Asked for soft massage and got nice teasing. Jr was stiff when flip came. Only complaint. When asked what I wanted. I said everything. Jessie then asked for tip up front. $140.00. I think next time I'll stand firm (no pun) and just say tip at end.

Once tip was in hand. She dropped clothes and we did 69. Minute or two and then she got on top. OK cowgirl, doggie was OK too but mish was much better. She seemed to like it as much as I did.

50 minutes total. I did not complain. Most places an hour is really 45 minutes.[/QUOTE]I believe she goes by the name Jade now.

Went recently and tried out luxe.

Booking the appointment was easy. Showed up and being new I played it safe. Massage was ok. Relaxing but what you'd get from just about any one with a bottle of lotion. Kelly was as advertised. Very heavy up too and tight behind. When it got to the release I will say it was top notch. Not at all mechanical. Teased and edged. Several times. To the point where the relief ended up everywhere. Not sure if I'll return at $. 50 but it was overall a good time. No tip necessary but she will ask.

[QUOTE=DCHung;6239769]Google luxe body massage in Columbia Md. All American staff.[/QUOTE]Can you comment on the girls? Specifically their age and looks?