Local AMPs not working well
[QUOTE=Attract;2984840]One thing that I have realized that once the lady in AMP tells you that she cannot do an hour and asks you to take the 30 min, you should just walk out.
I had accepted to take 30 minutes instead of 60 minutes and every time I was rushed out in less than 20 minutes with one of the most useless service you could ever expect. This is a common practice in almost every AMP in the town.
Sometimes you are lucky that they refund You the 20, in most cases they say, " next time I will take care of you" and that next time never happens. In one particular parlor I was shorted 4 consecutive times and then I stopped going there. Every time the same thing, " next time I will take care".
Since then when I am told that they cannot do the hour, I excuse myself and walk out by saying that I will be back later.[/QUOTE]I hate to say it, but I have given up on the local AMPs. I have taken my business elsewhere, as any consumer would when hit with bad, overpriced, and shoddy service. I was so desperate that I ended up giving "Johnny's" in the Haverhill area a shot. I dreamt I met a young, scantily clad Asian lady, about 5'2" 34 c (couldn't be more than 100 lbs soaking wet), her name was Karen. There were 2 ladies there that I could see. Led me to the room and we settled the room fee (. 70) . Got a nice massage and tease that was the full hour and ended well. UTC all over. There is more to be had there but I did not partake. Moral of the story is, if you don't mind taking the journey, and paying just a little more, there is better. I miss X4 when Laura was there. Been to Canterbury (bad parking), 755,413, and 466. Even saw Leeza (wow! Saw the lady working at envelope when she was in Leominster (her name escapes me) "pants off dance off" as I remember. Total upsell at the end though (CBJ) The place ion Cambridge street was good at one time. Oh well, I ramble. Stay safe out there and don't let the bad service continue. Go elsewhere. That is the way we teach them to get better. Empty tables will make them all have to think about their service.
Just my 2 c.
Regards.
Clit.
Any good prostate places?
Hey guys, long time lurker here but first time posting.
I usually go to X4, and while the service is great, it can be a let down for what I want. Any places or providers around who give a good prostate massage?
Looking for prostate massage
Hey guys, long time lurker, first time posting though.
I usually frequent X4, but while the service is good, I'm looking for a solid prostate massage. I've had them before at X4, but never really get names, so maybe there's one there I should ask for? Or does anyone know which spot I should head to? Thanks.
When I go to an AMP this what I expect
Please bare with me while I rant.
I do not expect a supermodel to greet me, but I do want her to be pleasant. To me age doesn't matter, as long as the girl is petite and friendly (I like a 5 foot 115 or so lbs with a b or c cup).
Proportionate measurements count so I guess I could go as tall as 5-9 or so.
She must have those big dark eyes and long black / grey hair that I like. I like a nice, welcoming smile. (Heck, I am spending the money, you provide the service).
When you get there, she hugs a little while she leads you to the room. Upon arrival in the CLEAN room, pay the house and she leaves for you to disrobe to your comfort zone.
When she returns there is a little hug time. And she says "on your stomach" , or lay down or whatever. There will be a fresh cover on the table. And a fresh face hole.
I expect to asked. Hard, medium or soft. I also expect that she answers appropriately. If I Ask for hard she will grind on my back with elbows, knees and her whole body, loosening up my tired muscles almost to the point of hurting. If I ask for soft it will be light rubs and fingertips, tickling my entire body. Personally I like oil, some do not. She should ask. I love a good tease before the flip. You all know what I mean. At that point comes the CLEAN hot towels, and the dry with a lot more teasing. On the flip, I don't want an immediate encounter. A little chest and face rub and some hugs go a long way here. Here is the rub. Should she be on the right side of you or the left? As for me I prefer the left. Upon completion she cuts my toenails and rubs me down with CLEAN hot Wet towels. I leave the tip on the table and she helps me get dressed. After dressing we walk out together, she offers me candy and / or water and we part ways, as she says please come back. How freakin hard is that?
Clit.
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[QUOTE=ClitfLicker;2986620]Please bare with me while I rant.
I do not expect a supermodel to greet me, but I do want her to be pleasant. To me age doesn't matter, as long as the girl is petite and friendly (I like a 5 foot 115 or so lbs with a b or c cup).
Proportionate measurements count so I guess I could go as tall as 5-9 or so.
She must have those big dark eyes and long black / grey hair that I like. I like a nice, welcoming smile. (Heck, I am spending the money, you provide the service).
When you get there, she hugs a little while she leads you to the room. Upon arrival in the CLEAN room, pay the house and she leaves for you to disrobe to your comfort zone.
When she returns there is a little hug time. And she says "on your stomach" , or lay down or whatever. There will be a fresh cover on the table. And a fresh face hole.
I expect to asked. Hard, medium or soft. I also expect that she answers appropriately. If I Ask for hard she will grind on my back with elbows, knees and her whole body, loosening up my tired muscles almost to the point of hurting. If I ask for soft it will be light rubs and fingertips, tickling my entire body. Personally I like oil, some do not. She should ask. I love a good tease before the flip. You all know what I mean. At that point comes the CLEAN hot towels, and the dry with a lot more teasing. On the flip, I don't want an immediate encounter. A little chest and face rub and some hugs go a long way here. Here is the rub. Should she be on the right side of you or the left? As for me I prefer the left. Upon completion she cuts my toenails and rubs me down with CLEAN hot Wet towels. I leave the tip on the table and she helps me get dressed. After dressing we walk out together, she offers me candy and / or water and we part ways, as she says please come back. How freakin hard is that?
Clit.[/QUOTE]I suggest you open an AMP, everything you have laid out sounds great (except for the black / grey hair, all black for me please).