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Or should I say, Ms. No, because that's just about all I heard during my session.

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If you've read my other reports, you may recall that I have a penchant for BBWs. And Candy seemed to be right up my alley, but I saw that Mercedeez was back in town and I called her first, but she was busy. I regret not waiting now. Anyway, I saw Candy for $ HH.

Appearance - 7
Attitude - 2
Service - 2

I arrive at the decent hotel, Glenside/Broad, and we do the 2-call. I walk in and she's wearing a towel. I like that and her pics are accurate. She asks to do it upfront and I comply, because I like that, too. I ask her what she does/doesn't do, and she said that she was FS, except greek. Sounded good to me. After that, she tells me pretty much to get down to it.

I lay down and receive an alright CBJ. She does that for all of maybe 2-3 minutes and says "you wanna do doggie?" And I'm like sure. But first, I decide to flip her over for DATY. But she tells me "I only do that with the hour rate". I'm like wtf on the inside, but I keep going. So I try to do doggie.

But the problem is that when I go to do it, she gives sort of an effort but doesn't raise her body high enough so I can do anything. I keep missing and eventually just flip her over for mish.

I do that for a while and ask for CG. She doesn't wanna do that. So after she mentions it, I try doggie again but it STILL doesn't work. I go back to mish.

After a bit of that, I ask for Russian. She complains that it would "take too long" and she'd have to oil them and I just wouldn't have enough time. She offers up a HJ, but I'm like fuck that, I can do that myself. Even though her ad says, and I quote:

"Call me for a fun unrush experience you wont forget." and "Independent with a great attitude".

Yeah, her attitude through the entire process is so mechanical and frankly unattractive that I lose wood and have to think of SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN THE WOMAN NEXT TO ME to get back to ready. So, I do that and keep doing mish. All the while, she never even looks at me. Blech.

So I manage to finish barely within the time limit, that's it. I get up, do a small bit of cleaning up and by now, I just want to leave.

She asks me where some store is, but I don't know. She's from out of town, apparently.

At the end of it all, I'm heading to the door, but she gets up to give me a hug. I return it and tell her thanks before leaving and being thankful it was over.

If you like mechanical, clock-watching, don't-wanna-do-a-fucking-thing-for-you women, then this is the lady for you!

[QUOTE=Breastlover69]I woke up this morning looking for the ad and I didn't see it either, I guess she only made a pit stop here on her way somewhere else, or she posted then decided to stay where she was or decided not to come at all. I didn't get to see her the last time she came through or this time either and that's beginning to irritate me. Come on guys give the ladies some support so they will start sticking around longer or atleast come back more often[/QUOTE]
She's in Falls church now. Oh Well... I'll catch her again..


Drew

[QUOTE=Marcman804]I seen Diamond maybe a month ago but forgot to post info here. She gave me the run around for about an hour after I had told her that I would be coming to see her after work at 11pm. I called her several times from 11 to about 12 and she finally called me back close to 1am. I was still around and the other brain took over so I went to see her. She was at a No-Tel on midlo so I wasnt too far away. I finally got to her room. She is very petite, she could almost pass for a midget. She does look like her pics but I don't think she looks as good. (do they ever?) She has many bruises and scars and her arms are very muscular, I was almost afraid she may have been a man at first. LOL. She gave a good CBJ and then we did mish. She's very small so I couldn't do what I wanted to with her, she kinda blocked me from going all the way with her hand so she loses a few points for that. I wouldn't see her again but your results may be different.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Marcman804. I called her last Friday for an outcall, and we agreed to meet around 7:30ish. She ask for me to text her my address, which I initially didn't do, just to see if she'll CB. She called about 20mins later, I didn't pick initially I figured she needed the addr so I sent it to her. Then she called right away saying she's going to get her GPS and wld be on her way, she said 30mins max. So cool I popped open a Guinness bottle and waited, waited, waited and waited. I didn't want to call her just bcos. Anyways she never showed nor CB. With this BS she pulled along with your review she's not getting my bus.

Toft and saw Roxie on Wed. She is a attractive blond MILF in mid to early 50's. She does some light screening, after that and you are good to go. Standard two call system after the light screening. She is in a upscale hotel in Glenn Allen. As soon as I am in the room she is on me with a very long DFK with lots of tongue action. She takes my clothes of after that and gives me an ok massage on the back. She starts to lick all over my body. She tells me to tell her to stop if she does anything I don't like. Hey I like it all. With the tongue massage she leads to a very intense asian massage. I was thinking this is a very good start. She roles me over after that and the BBJ begins. It was pretty decent I would rate a 7. After that we start in Mish. She did not let me push her legs back all the way but it was still great. We finish with doggie. A true GFE. After we were done we laid together for awhile. I believe alot more is available on the menu, I was just a little worn out from work and would have taken her through all the paces if I had not done a long shift. $$ for the damage. Kind of pricy for a MILF but worth it. [url]www.sensualroxie.com[/url] is her website.

Xxxsoup

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Has anyone partaken in those treats.

Went to her website. Does it concern anyone else that she wants ID left out with the money? Maybe I'm over paranoid, but that sounds. Less than safe to me.

Thanks,

W

Stay away from this lady. Really bad service.

[quote]im here to please u, ur wish is my comand
i do it all, i love what i do and u will too
please no blocked calls and no texts.I'm Tiffany.... see u soon !

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She did not ask to see my ID when I went to see her. She is a very nice lady. I would highly recommend if MILFS are your thing. GFE all the way.

xxxsoup

[QUOTE=Wycked]Went to her website. Does it concern anyone else that she wants ID left out with the money? Maybe I'm over paranoid, but that sounds. Less than safe to me.

Thanks,

W[/QUOTE]

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Very nice picture.

[QUOTE=Mclovingforu]Stay away from this lady. Really bad service.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link to go with that?

[QUOTE=Jerricho][url]http://richmond.craigslist.org/ads/1686960159.html[/url]

Very nice picture.[/QUOTE]I seriously doubt it. Most of the time, if it's too good to be true, it is.

Met up w/Dianne last week-don't know if this woman has found the fountain of youth but she looks better every time I've seen her-started off w/ a hell of a nice back/leg massage, then on to BBBJ, (whish is awesome)then cowgirl, then doggy, where I could play that tite little ass, then back to BBBJ.

She likes some dirty talking too which I got off on-Lady really gets into it-I'll will return.

I am new so I will refrain from asking questions. I do offer some insite on sites like Adultfriendfinders. Sugardaddy.comand Seeking Arrangement. I don't monger for street walkers any more but have had great luck on these sites. So being new maybe I can help with any questions on those places. As for any references I know. Gem, Alara, Cherrish, Lynn, Linda and bunches more. Hope to help here and get help after seniors feel comfortable.

[QUOTE=Max Steel]Or should I say, Ms. No, because that's just about all I heard during my session.

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If you've read my other reports, you may recall that I have a penchant for BBWs. And Candy seemed to be right up my alley, but I saw that Mercedeez was back in town and I called her first, but she was busy. I regret not waiting now. Anyway, I saw Candy for $ HH...

...If you like mechanical, clock-watching, don't-wanna-do-a-fucking-thing-for-you women, then this is the lady for you![/QUOTE]
Though biguns are not my cup of tea, I must admit she's right good looking. :)
Just sorry you had to TOFT. :(

Hey fellows. I am looking for some intel on a good asian provider hopefully in the area. I have tried Amber Tia out of the beach area, but never get a response for scheduling. She looks great on the site but its frustrating when you have refs and want to set up but get no reply. Even been thinking of heading to DC area since there seems to be more of an asian working class there. Really appreciate any help... seems latin and asian providers are slim pickings in the richmond area.

I will try and post a Murial Sighs double hitter report when I have more time. Thanks again in advance for any intel.