Massage Parlor Reports

Originally Posted by Diccck
that was serious question. sorry you have little dick and cant get pussy. you the man here huh.


Serious question or not, I didn't answer it! I was quoted from another post I had written. Learn how to read a fucking report. I've turned down more pussy than you'll probably ever meet, so don't go assuming that you know anything about me. Before you go asking for help with your first post, do some looking around. Learn to use the search function, if you want a white or black girl, search "American" for instance. Information is not so hard to get, you just have to do some homework on your own. The best advice is RTFF. Read the Fucking Forum. This will answer most of your questions. If you read and still can't find the answer ask for assistance. There is assistance here, but it is not given out to someone who is not willing to spend some time of his own.
GTR

GTR,

Just ignore him. Diccck is one of those asshats that likes sitting at the keyboard with a case of the giggleshits as he deliberately annoys others with his appalling grammar and contributes nothing to this forum.

I received this PM titled "little dick" last week. I still have no idea what he is talking about.

[QUOTE=Diccck]you gots any information. that was the question.[/QUOTE]

I am sure that you and I aren’t the only ones to receive PM idiocy like this from him.

BMF

[QUOTE=Butter Dog]I am sure that you and I aren’t the only ones to receive PM idiocy like this from him.[/QUOTE]

He PM'd me as well and when I gave him ample, reasonably put, and polite reasons for why I wasn't about to give a newbe with no posting creds an answer to what apparently was to him the meaning of life, he commenced to calling me names.

I still might get mad about it next week, but I have to get over this gnat that has been circling my lemonade.

Sheesh.

AD

So I see I was not the only one to hear from this A hole. lol. Oh it does take all kinds to make up this world, and I guess sometimes we are inflicted with them here too. And we do seem to have them from time to time.

ignore the trolls, Who said that.
Or something to the likes of that.

Smiling Fox

Tried the lunch special a couple of times this month, Sunday brunch a couple of weeks ago, "new girl" in from New York. nice c's, outstanding personality, diverse skillset. Very anal, in a good way.Stayed for the whole show. Wish I remembered her name.
Businessman's lunch this week featured one of the regular dishes.(the one who won't let you kiss her lips). Quick shower, back upstairs, mutual hugging and rubbing. 69 cent lunch, moist kitty platter, CBJNQw/ warm towel. Standard plastic surcharge, $ tip for outstanding service.

BD have you been to Parkville lately?

Try a flavored cap, the girls love 'em.
GTR

Sorry, I don't post much, but I don't get a chance to play this sport much.

Went to the downstairs place on Philly and Ross on Saturday night around 9:30pm. This is my third time here in about a year and a half. Small girl, probably around 26ish? Very petite and pretty answered the door. Asked me to wait in another room for about 10min, I guess she was finishing someone else as there was another truck in the parking lot. After 10 min she escorted me to the room. Opted for the hour. Gave a decent "asian" massage. The few times I have been to an AMP it has been a rough rub on the back and a lot of smacking and pounding, that is what I mean by "asain" massage.

After about 35 min. On the back came the flip. We both enjoyed some exploration with the hands. Very tight and cute body. The other 2 times I have been here it was (2) different older ladies, probably in their 40's, one was Mimi and the other was Nancy. This doll said her name was "loopy" which come to find out after she wrote it down for me it was Rubi. She asked what I wanted and I told her everything. She began with an HJ, and then I told her I had a rain jacket, and she put it on and began a BJ, paying attention to the boys as well. I wanted to take the next step. But I did not make it. She made me fill the jacket prior to getting there. I just found her very sexy and could not hold out anymore.

She cleaned me up and said sorry we did not get to F- but she would hope we can next time. I tild her I would definatley be back and she asked with a lot of excitement "When can you come back"? I told her I would probably be back same time next Saturday and she litterally jumped for joy. Hugged and out the door I left.

. 6 house
$. 2 for the lady

I will definatley be back.

My friend told me that the greek goddess on the East side closed down. Anyone know where they serve white meat? Getting tired of the yellow. Not trying to offend.

So if I'm reading this right, you spent $180 for a CBJ and a massage?
No wonder she jumped for joy when you said you'd be back.

Bench

[QUOTE=Imurman]Sorry, I don't post much, but I don't get a chance to play this sport much.

Went to the downstairs place on Philly and Ross on Saturday night around 9:30pm. This is my third time here in about a year and a half. Small girl, probably around 26ish? Very petite and pretty answered the door. Asked me to wait in another room for about 10min, I guess she was finishing someone else as there was another truck in the parking lot. After 10 min she escorted me to the room. Opted for the hour. Gave a decent "asian" massage. The few times I have been to an AMP it has been a rough rub on the back and a lot of smacking and pounding, that is what I mean by "asain" massage.

After about 35 min. On the back came the flip. We both enjoyed some exploration with the hands. Very tight and cute body. The other 2 times I have been here it was (2) different older ladies, probably in their 40's, one was Mimi and the other was Nancy. This doll said her name was "loopy" which come to find out after she wrote it down for me it was Rubi. She asked what I wanted and I told her everything. She began with an HJ, and then I told her I had a rain jacket, and she put it on and began a BJ, paying attention to the boys as well. I wanted to take the next step. But I did not make it. She made me fill the jacket prior to getting there. I just found her very sexy and could not hold out anymore.

She cleaned me up and said sorry we did not get to F- but she would hope we can next time. I tild her I would definatley be back and she asked with a lot of excitement "When can you come back"? I told her I would probably be back same time next Saturday and she litterally jumped for joy. Hugged and out the door I left.

. 6 house
$. 2 for the lady

I will definatley be back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Red330]My friend told me that the greek goddess on the East side closed down. Anyone know where they serve white meat? Getting tired of the yellow. Not trying to offend.[/QUOTE]ST and TBC is all I know of around here for that.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]So if I'm reading this right, you spent $180 for a CBJ and a massage?
No wonder she jumped for joy when you said you'd be back.

Bench[/QUOTE]Yes, you read correctly. Take it as you may, I was happy with the service. We did not agree on $120 for just that, we agreed on $120 for full service, I just did not make it that far before I blew. If I had known that ahead of time, I would have paid less. Got too excited too quick. It happens.

[QUOTE=Red330]My friend told me that the greek goddess on the East side closed down. Anyone know where they serve white meat? Getting tired of the yellow. Not trying to offend.[/QUOTE]Escape on york rd. but the price structure is much different.

I have been busy for the past month or so and I got the itch recently so I decided to go back to my favorite place. Mid-week and did not call so I am playing Korean roulette. Ajima meets me at the front door and looks shorter than last time. Takes my hand and leads me to my room. I ask who is working and she says Jenny. I give a smile and inside I give a sigh of relief that she did not say Lee. Anyway my regular squeeze Yu Mi is off during the week so I was glad to hear a name I had been with before. Jenny is bigger than Yu Mi in most ways. Taller, bigger Ts and a little thicker but not fat by any means. Off to the car wash, then to the hot box followed back to the room. As we were passing one of the rooms a client was saying his goodbyes and we had to scoot past in a hurry as to not bump heads. We were like a couple of school kids scurring down the hall. Back in the room she gave a fairly good massage and maybe spent too much time on the upper back. She did not offer to walk on my back as Yu Mi does which is good because Yu Mi is about the limit for my old bones. Yu Mi is a great kisser and comes on strong, Jenny did not offer so I did not go there. Settled for a HJ with her on the table in her birthday suit. She placed her assets over my face so I could verify that nothing was missing. Inventory completed just as I completed.
Looks wise Jenny is prettier than Yu Mi but Yu Mi has a more fun attitude.
.7 for room .6 for the lady.
Nah He

[QUOTE=Nachodaddy]Escape on york rd. but the price structure is much different.[/QUOTE]Although I have never been there, I haven't heard any good reports, therefore I have avoided that place in general. I really only go to ST and have been very pleased with services. Is there anything good about escape?

The bad experience at Spa 1 left me wanting to get the bad taste out of my mouth, so to speak, and I discovered that three new AMPs have recently opened on the West side of town, two in HoCo and one in BaCo. I decided to try the one closest to the beltway. It was well lit outside and seemed brand new inside and fairly gleamed! As usual, I went for the shortest provider, and this time was not disappointed. It was damned near a GFE and I'll do an Arnold for sure. Happy days are here again!

Did you ever notice that if the provider does a good job washing the soap from your boys that she will often be good in other areas too, but that if she doesn't she will usually suck? (or not suck:.) I guess it has to do with being conscientious overall.

[QUOTE=Mandruas]

Did you ever notice that if the provider does a good job washing the soap from your boys that she will often be good in other areas too, but that if she doesn't she will usually suck? (or not suck:.) I guess it has to do with being conscientious overall.[/QUOTE]

I can not say that I have. I have had some very good 'washes' of the TS and stand up shower variety, and received nothing more than an average handshake.

I will agree that typically those that shower you well, will give a hell of a good massage.