Look me and you are finished!
Yes really, I'm good! LMAO
[QUOTE=Big Bluff]The only way I can describe this one was WOW!
Hit up the AUC on Friday (been out of town) and the joint was hopping. Everywhere and I mean everywhere. The thing to remember about the AUC/Bluff area is that it is residential with plenty of clients and plenty of "spots". So if you ride through at the right time you could see 10 to 12 out and if you come through again in 5 minutes it could be down to 1 or 2. Just how it goes over there.
Anyway I came at a peak time and I had my share of 7's to 8's all on display. I turned down one street and this beautiful dark skinned slim with the fat butt and even nicer tits 8 was standing in the middle of the street ripe for the picking. When I say beautiful I mean it. If I saw her on the street I would have tried to get her number type. Not SW 8 but regular all day 8.
Offered her a ride and asked for a spot to talk. Immediately she said "what do you want to do? " which through me but I'm a vet so I said "talk to you". She countered with "I need at least 20 for FS" and grabbed Little Bluff. Of course I'm like this has got to be too good to be true. Trust me it was.
I countered with the 10 because she didn't want to go inside and pulled up at the spot. She starts getting really loud and ghetto about my driving skills and about how she wanted me to park. 1st strike. Next she starts kind of fumbling around in my car with the busy hands shit. 2nd strike.
Here's where it gets weird. Once we parked she immediately started pulling her pants off and I'm like whoa. All I want is CBJ. So she just rolled over into that and never pulled her pants up. So I said I want to touch and she said that's cool. 10 seconds in she SCREAMS and I do mean screams "NO TOUCHING". All I was doing was rubbing her butt. So I thought maybe she was scared I would move lower and so I let go. 10 seconds after that she is like "You can touch it. You can touch it. Go ahead I'm sorry." and she starts feeling around under my car seat. I'm like you ain't gonna find nothing so feel on and she continued. 30 more seconds and she's like "Why are you touching me. I thought I said." then she stopped and she was like "Ok, ok I'm playing." Now I'm like WTF?
So during all of this time she is starting and stopping with the CBJ and Little Bluff is not happy. Not to mention she popped out from under my seat with a bottle of Wet Shine for the tires and pulled it out proudly talking about what is this? So I'm sitting there just freaking stunned and she says "do you want to touch it? " turns around, opens the passenger side door and puts her hands on the ground and her knees on the seat and starts dancing. LOL!
I don't know if she is serious or not but we are parked and my door is open so I'm like look me and you are finished. She turns around and sits back down like "you don't want me to finish? " I'm good. Really good at this point. Just wanted to get the hell out of here. She looks at me and starts begging please let me finish. I'll be good. You didn't even get what you asked for. And she starts again for about maybe 5 seconds. Then she sits up and starts staring out the front window. Mind you there is not shit out the front window. After about 15 seconds of this I say "Are you finished? " and she says "Yeah I'm good" and just puts her clothes on without saying shit else.
I'm floored. I'm cracking the hell up inside and plus kind of scared as to what she might do next. You'll never see this coming. We pull out on the street and remember the bottle of Wet Shine for the tires? She starts spraying the shit ALL OVER HER BODY! I'm like whoa, wait, what the. Hey don't do that. It's not lotion. That's tire shine. That shit is bad for your skin. She looks at me like I'm stupid and she just keeps spraying. Then she opens the door while I'm coming to a stop. While not after. While I'm pulling to the stop and she tells me to spray her back! LOL! At this point I want her out of my car so I just do it and she hops out!
Like I said WOW! [/QUOTE]