Massage Parlor Reports

I've been to Victoria's a few times and each time I left with happy ending. I always take the half hour that includes the ts for .45. The ts itself is great because they pay great attention to the boys. I never take the hr because most times it wont even last that long. I've had a couple of different girls and each time on the flip they asked "what else would I like". After back and forth on prices we settled at .40 for the HJ. I doubt they do FS, but they may do topless or even nude massages. For .85 for the half, ts, and the HJ that's one of the better if not the best deals I've had.





[QUOTE=Robert Vesco]I saw their ad on CL and was in the area so stopped at their Lawrence Ave. Location. Started with a workmanlike and big-booted TS by Mary from China. Massage itself was only so-so, she seemed to be going through the motions more than anything. A lot of slapping. It was definitely the loudest massage I've gotten. I asked how long they had been there and she said two months, which always seems to be the standard answer to that question. And then no finish. She said she never did that. It was. 65 at the door, and a. 2 tip.[/QUOTE]

"Honey, you're not going to like what I'm thinking about eating"

Thats the finniest thing i have read in a while! Good post man.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I had a sh*tty day at work so I thought I'd de-stress with one of my regulars. I call her and go right into VM. I try another regular and go into her VM as well. Fine, no problem. I'll try calling Zeus to see if my favorite little hottie is working. No answer. Alrighty, so I drive past Rose and Heaven and there's the usual congregation of LE dining or doing whatever they do. On top of that, parking was kind of tough so I call AOL and ask who's working. The broad won't tell me, she tells me I need to come in and see for myself. I don't like the attitude so I scrap that plan and start driving toward CT. I make my way to Xindy and, again, LE up and down the street. Nothing unusual, but I prefer that they do something productive when I'm on the prowl. Anyhow, I get out of the car and start walking toward the door as one of the cops slows down. I begin wondering if he's watching me. Obviously I've done nothing wrong, but I don't like the vibe, so I keep walking toward the Double D and he continues merrily up the street. At that point I figure what the hell, I'll cruise over to Senina. As soon as I pull up, a limo drops off two young guys who are greeted by Papasan with a friendly handshake. I sit in the car for about five minutes and notice a decent looking Chinese girl with sort of a punk hair style walk into Senina. I think I've seen her at Xindy before, but I can't say for sure. Anyhow, I figure she's probably going to take care of the dudes who were dropped off by the limo so I'm probably not going to get the pick of the litter. The next moment, my phone rings; it's the SO. Ah, geez. I get the 20 questions: Where are you? CT. What are you doing? Uh, thinking about getting something to eat. Can you bring me your leftovers? Honey, you're not going to like what I'm thinking about eating. Anyhow, long story short, a completely waste of time and energy. I drove home thinking I may get a little something something, and guess what? She's on the rag.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]Stopped by Xindy recently and got a massage from April.

I told her my legs hurt, so she stood at the end of the table and had my foot between her legs while she massage the back of my leg. The heel of my foot must've touched her sweet spot because she moaned, which caused me to massage her there even more. I almost caused her to cum, but stopped before she got her finish.

I got the greatest massage I've gotten in a while (check previous posts about April's massages--they're good).

On the flip, I asked for HS, but ended up getting FS (for the same price) because she said I needed to 'finish her off. ' I left with a smile on my face and she had one on hers when I left.

BTW.- I was offered the mysterious choclates (see previous posts) and a water.

It was a very unusual, but pleasant, experience.[/QUOTE]Who doesn't like chocolate! Anyhow, Xindy is on my to-do list and I appreciate the info on April. I hope she's attractive as well.

BTW. For those who might be interested, I stopped in by seven heaven. As soon as I walked in I was pleased to see the nice lookin babe behind the counter. I should have known she wasn't on menu! Having not been there before I didn't know who to ask for and I don't normally carry a list of "references" with me either. I ended up with wendy, late 30's/early 40's, and opted for the TS too. She gave a solid TS while paying a fair amount of attention to the boys. I asked for a hard massage and she delivered with enthusiasm. On the flip, she finished her massage and ended it with an amazing shake. I was allowed to roam and savor her 1/2 inch nips too. I was more than content with the services provided.

Keeping all my fellow mongers in mind I left a. 4 tip even tho she insisted on. 5, but honestly, probably deserved the. 5 because she didn't haggle.

I left very relaxed and content.

TS-7
MS-8
HS-8
looks-6

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]I've been to Victoria's a few times and each time I left with happy ending. I always take the half hour that includes the ts for .45. The ts itself is great because they pay great attention to the boys. I never take the hr because most times it wont even last that long. I've had a couple of different girls and each time on the flip they asked "what else would I like". After back and forth on prices we settled at .40 for the HJ. I doubt they do FS, but they may do topless or even nude massages. For .85 for the half, ts, and the HJ that's one of the better if not the best deals I've had.[/QUOTE]My choice at Victoria's has always been Anna! It is always good to see her!!!

It seems like there's an Anna at nearly every MP on the north side. I'm interested in the Anna who used to work at Oriental Nails on Peterson. I'd heard she moved down the street to Yang's. I'm not a big fan of that place. Is she still there? Has she moved on to another AMP?

Also, there was an Anna at Norwood Massage on Milwaukee. Is she still there? Any info on either one would be appreciated.

Stopped by for my first visit yesterday. TOFTT!

Very nice looking joint, one of the best looking AMP's I've seen.

Saw ROSE. Fuhgettaboutit.

About a 5 on the scale, spoke not one word of English, allowed some limited roaming but would not take anything off, HS only, but everything way too fast--like she was on speed.

I've seen some very good reports about this place, but this is not one of them.

Iv'e been to elegance and gotten hr but that was a while ago. Where is pretty girls? Iv'e never heard of this place. I would like to try it out.

[QUOTE=Blueknot]... BTW. For those who might be interested, I stopped in by seven heaven. As soon as I walked in I was pleased to see the nice lookin babe behind the counter. I should have known she wasn't on menu! Having not been there before I didn't know who to ask for and I don't normally carry a list of "references" with me either. I ended up with wendy, late 30's/early 40's, and opted for the TS too. She gave a solid TS while paying a fair amount of attention to the boys. I asked for a hard massage and she delivered with enthusiasm. On the flip, she finished her massage and ended it with an amazing shake. I was allowed to roam and savor her 1/2 inch nips too. I was more than content with the services provided.

Keeping all my fellow mongers in mind I left a. 4 tip even tho she insisted on. 5, but honestly, probably deserved the. 5 because she didn't haggle.

I left very relaxed and content.

TS-7
MS-8
HS-8
looks-6[/QUOTE]I have been going to seven heavens quite a bit, but I keep getting the same girl. I just got tired of the same old stuff. When I asked for someone else, they acted like I didn't have a choice. Oh well.

Stopped in at Elegant over the weekend. Got my guaranteed Susan. .6 + .5 door fee. She aint the best looking, but she gives an awesome massage. Although, I got my extras first because the horns were sticking out of my head so bad! (I am doing my best to keep prices low)

IMHO, Elegant is the best bang for the buck. The only negative is stand up shower. But, if you ask they will wipe you down.

Afterwards, the downpour started. I decided to sit on the couch with the girls and let them familiarize themselves with my face. Difficult to have a conversation when they dont speak engrish. But, on the other hand - Who Cares as long as they give us what we want

Made my first trip there based on advice here, and was very happy with the visit. If you like them small, ask for Marina. She is adorable and does the VIP. I was there during the day & had no trouble parking. I don't think many people frequent that "mall". Tipped. 4 for topless massage with HR. Marina will kiss the boys, but that's as far as she went. I was able to feel around, but was asked to "be gentle". I will be going back.

As for the "EMP", it is really just an old hair/nail place that is only opened up for your appt. They have two locations. One in Schaumburg and the one on Lincoln in Skokie. I have only seen Natalie. She is probably Polish, a little on the heavy side, but with huge tits. I have seen her twice, and she will do the HR but needs a little convincing to lose the top. They are asking. 5 at the door right now for the hour, and I think it was. 4 for the rest. If you want the #s, PM me. I think there are other euro girls available, but Natalie gives a great massage. I am going to see who else is available next time & will report back.

The first is of a girl that used to advertise on CL but is now operating a "legit" place out of her home. She offers extras and is pretty wild. She's a white american girl, tall, brunette, VERY slightly on the heavy side but very attractive. I'm not sure what her prices are, but if you are looking for an attractive 30-yr old white girl, you should check her out. PM me for details. I can give you her email address & a picture. When I went, I had a great hour-long massage, which included her rubbing her topless body all over me with HR. Great personality.

If you are into beautiful skinny blondes, do a search in CL ES for "6485". She offers an hour long topless massage with touching allowed, and she might let your mouth roam. She's a little spacey, but extremely nice. The massage & HR will cost you 1. 5 total. The massage isn't the best, but it is a good time nonetheless. BTW. She may have dyed her hair since I last saw her. Her pics are in her ads. I might have one somewhere around here also. White american girl, probably in her mid-20s, if that. Skinny as a rail, but will show you a hot time.

Again, for more info on either, PM me.

I just happen to be going past Relax yesterday so I stopped in. Cici was at the counter and I did not see anyone else. So she took my entry fee and wrote down 6:00. Now we walk to the room and the clock in the room read 6:10. So I just keep it to myself for later. As I we were talking about her and the others, she was massaging my butt. She kept getting lower and lower and bang she found the stop that was very sore. After the flip we were playing rub the wet spot. I must say that her nice ass looks great when she is on her belly. I'm not sure which is better, Cici's ass in the air or Lilly's inch and a half hard nipples poking me in the face. I wonder if they do 4 hands. Any way it was a great time. Oh by the way, Cici has great little tits and nips.

[QUOTE=Stephen6868]Iv'e been to elegance and gotten hr but that was a while ago. Where is pretty girls? Iv'e never heard of this place. I would like to try it out.[/QUOTE]Elegance is totally legit. the hottie/owner is carmen. although she will wear short little dresses or revealing tops, she will not provide any extras. she will have you kicked out. You may (but still doubtful) have better luck with the other girl there.. Emma.

[QUOTE=Stephen6868]Iv'e been to elegance and gotten hr but that was a while ago. Where is pretty girls? Iv'e never heard of this place. I would like to try it out.[/QUOTE]4906 W. Irving Park, 773-545-9588

I also saw CiCi at Relax recently. PP is right the body is great on the AMP scale. The massage and extras were also very good but the negotiation was a pain in the ass.

She wanted .6 for HS and I was not going over .4. I left no room for error on her part but she just kept saying .6 the whole time to which I always replied no .4.

Anyway like I said the service apart from the negotiation was good but when I left and put down the .4 she said "you lie".

I am generally a pretty easy going guy so I just walked out, never to return again. It is a shame as she was cute with a good technique. I probably would have been a semi regular customer. As always YMMV.