Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MassageAwesome;3139027]Went to Paio Xue last night based on reviews of Tina. I was greeted by a woman in her 40's, tall, thin, too much makeup, and some big lips that looked like it could suck a mean dick. I asked for Tina and she was there. Tina's description was just how the others reviewed her: short, typical Asian tits and ass, medium build, and very little English. She asked if I called (using phone hand signal) for her and I told her I did (I actually didn't). Within 5 minutes of massage she told me I could have a 4 hand massage for only 100. I told her that was fine. She left and come back a few minutes later alone (I heard what sounded like arguing outside). She said sorry (guess other girl wasn't interested. Oh well. I didn't want my dick sucked). Massage was pretty good. There was no sign of teasing at all. Fifteen minutes into massage the front door opened and she left. I heard both of the girls talking to some guy. He left a couple minutes later (maybe he was the guy who called and wanted Tina. If so, sorry bro). I still heard the girls outside talking for a few minutes so I was in there alone for 5 minutes. She came back in and apologized. On the flip she grabbed my dicked and said "Yes?" I nodded for approval. She held up 5 fingers and I told her I only had 40. She was fine with that. She did one hand, two hand, slow, rubbed my balls, licked my nipples, even said a couple (and very amusing) "Oooh baby. " Near the end she was going too fast and too hard (literally "choking the chicken" Told her to slow down and be more gentle. After release, got cleaned up and front massage started. She went from the feet to the head and back down to the feet again. While at my feet. She farted. Three times in a row. Again prettty amusing. But what was the interesting (yet cool part) was that after the massage, she put my boxers and socks on for me. That earned bonus points. I got dressed, paid (60 and 40), and left. As I walked to my car I saw two guys in their cars. Don't know if they were waiting for Tina or what. Oh well, I got mine so I was happy.

It was a good experience. Tina was very sweet and she does what she could to make me happy. Would I go back? Maybe, but there are places closer that could make me happy.[/QUOTE]I don't care how good she was, the farts would have been a deal breaker for me.

[QUOTE=MassageAwesome;3139027]Went to Paio Xue last night based on reviews of Tina. I was greeted by a woman in her 40's, tall, thin, too much makeup, and some big lips that looked like it could suck a mean dick. I asked for Tina and she was there. Tina's description was just how the others reviewed her: short, typical Asian tits and ass, medium build, and very little English. She asked if I called (using phone hand signal) for her and I told her I did (I actually didn't). Within 5 minutes of massage she told me I could have a 4 hand massage for only 100. I told her that was fine. She left and come back a few minutes later alone (I heard what sounded like arguing outside). She said sorry (guess other girl wasn't interested. Oh well. I didn't want my dick sucked). Massage was pretty good. There was no sign of teasing at all. Fifteen minutes into massage the front door opened and she left. I heard both of the girls talking to some guy. He left a couple minutes later (maybe he was the guy who called and wanted Tina. If so, sorry bro). I still heard the girls outside talking for a few minutes so I was in there alone for 5 minutes. She came back in and apologized. On the flip she grabbed my dicked and said "Yes?" I nodded for approval. She held up 5 fingers and I told her I only had 40. She was fine with that. She did one hand, two hand, slow, rubbed my balls, licked my nipples, even said a couple (and very amusing) "Oooh baby. " Near the end she was going too fast and too hard (literally "choking the chicken" Told her to slow down and be more gentle. After release, got cleaned up and front massage started. She went from the feet to the head and back down to the feet again. While at my feet. She farted. Three times in a row. Again prettty amusing. But what was the interesting (yet cool part) was that after the massage, she put my boxers and socks on for me. That earned bonus points. I got dressed, paid (60 and 40), and left. As I walked to my car I saw two guys in their cars. Don't know if they were waiting for Tina or what. Oh well, I got mine so I was happy.

It was a good experience. Tina was very sweet and she does what she could to make me happy. Would I go back? Maybe, but there are places closer that could make me happy.[/QUOTE]She farted 3 times? I would have teased the shit out of her for that. That happened to me at a massage parlor in Beijing. She thought I was asleep. She farted, I pretended I awoke to a loud noise, then hand gestures did the rest to embarrass her. Woman's face turned beet red. Got to take advantage of these situations!

[QUOTE=Swanson21;3139143]I don't care how good she was, the farts would have been a deal breaker for me.[/QUOTE]I already released and relaxed so I was fine. If it was before then it may have been a problem. Besides we're all human.

They haven't posted since Oct 25th but they have what looks like authentic pictures of two of the girls, Mia and Wendy. Thought this was kinda cool, you get to see what they look like before you call or go in for a massage. The pic of Wendy appealed to me, she looked pretty and soft so thought I'd give her a try rather than Mia. Walk in and girl that greets me is in fact Wendy, aka Kelly now. Wendy is 33, Kelly is more like 48, but still OK looking with larger cups than your average Chinese woman. Takes me back for a nice back walk but after that she is the clumsiest massage girl I have ever had as she brushes my groin area on and off and everything in between for the next 45 minutes. So when I flip over, I am laying in a wet spot of my own making because this girl inadvertently keeps me aroused. Now she did do a great job on some upper back muscle knots, rubbing them out. Good job Kelly. She was just OK with mutual touch but kept her eyes closed during the time of rubbing Charlie. I guess he looks mean and angry or she was fantasizing that a better looking man was in her hand. This was a 90 minutes massage and I felt wonderful afterword, ready for a nap. Asked her at front desk how much she wanted as a tip, she said what ever you want to give me so I gave her a 50. Kinda wanted to see what she would say. She has been in the game for a while and knows her way around a massage table. I'd give her a B grade over all. Nice gal, might see her again but certainly not disappointed in the massage.

[QUOTE=MassageAwesome;3139027]Went to Paio Xue last night based on reviews of Tina. I was greeted by a woman in her 40's, tall, thin, too much makeup, and some big lips that looked like it could suck a mean dick. I asked for Tina and she was there. Tina's description was just how the others reviewed her: short, typical Asian tits and ass, medium build, and very little English. She asked if I called (using phone hand signal) for her and I told her I did (I actually didn't). Within 5 minutes of massage she told me I could have a 4 hand massage for only 100. I told her that was fine. She left and come back a few minutes later alone (I heard what sounded like arguing outside). She said sorry (guess other girl wasn't interested. Oh well. I didn't want my dick sucked). Massage was pretty good. There was no sign of teasing at all. Fifteen minutes into massage the front door opened and she left. I heard both of the girls talking to some guy. He left a couple minutes later (maybe he was the guy who called and wanted Tina. If so, sorry bro). I still heard the girls outside talking for a few minutes so I was in there alone for 5 minutes. She came back in and apologized. On the flip she grabbed my dicked and said "Yes?" I nodded for approval. She held up 5 fingers and I told her I only had 40. She was fine with that. She did one hand, two hand, slow, rubbed my balls, licked my nipples, even said a couple (and very amusing) "Oooh baby. " Near the end she was going too fast and too hard (literally "choking the chicken" Told her to slow down and be more gentle. After release, got cleaned up and front massage started. She went from the feet to the head and back down to the feet again. While at my feet. She farted. Three times in a row. Again prettty amusing. But what was the interesting (yet cool part) was that after the massage, she put my boxers and socks on for me. That earned bonus points. I got dressed, paid (60 and 40), and left. As I walked to my car I saw two guys in their cars. Don't know if they were waiting for Tina or what. Oh well, I got mine so I was happy.

It was a good experience. Tina was very sweet and she does what she could to make me happy. Would I go back? Maybe, but there are places closer that could make me happy.[/QUOTE]Almost exactly the same experience for me with her a couple of weeks ago. Very grateful that the poots were not add-ons with her menu though. !

[QUOTE=LuvThemTugs;3139189]They haven't posted since Oct 25th but they have what looks like authentic pictures of two of the girls, Mia and Wendy. Thought this was kinda cool, you get to see what they look like before you call or go in for a massage. The pic of Wendy appealed to me, she looked pretty and soft so thought I'd give her a try rather than Mia. Walk in and girl that greets me is in fact Wendy, aka Kelly now. Wendy is 33, Kelly is more like 48, but still OK looking with larger cups than your average Chinese woman. Takes me back for a nice back walk but after that she is the clumsiest massage girl I have ever had as she brushes my groin area on and off and everything in between for the next 45 minutes. So when I flip over, I am laying in a wet spot of my own making because this girl inadvertently keeps me aroused. Now she did do a great job on some upper back muscle knots, rubbing them out. Good job Kelly. She was just OK with mutual touch but kept her eyes closed during the time of rubbing Charlie. I guess he looks mean and angry or she was fantasizing that a better looking man was in her hand. This was a 90 minutes massage and I felt wonderful afterword, ready for a nap. Asked her at front desk how much she wanted as a tip, she said what ever you want to give me so I gave her a 50. Kinda wanted to see what she would say. She has been in the game for a while and knows her way around a massage table. I'd give her a B grade over all. Nice gal, might see her again but certainly not disappointed in the massage.[/QUOTE]If she was "just" OK with mutual touch, I'm assuming it was OTC, and limited at that. And she kept her eyes closed? And she's 48? Dude, 30 would have been plenty. Voluntarily forking over 50 just makes it worse for all of us.

[QUOTE=Cocknballs;3139313]If she was "just" OK with mutual touch, I'm assuming it was OTC, and limited at that. And she kept her eyes closed? And she's 48? Dude, 30 would have been plenty. Voluntarily forking over 50 just makes it worse for all of us.[/QUOTE]I was going to suggest the exact same thing. These ladies have become spoiled enough and let's not forget that $60 can get a full nude HJ from a 20-something at a Korean parlor.

Are there any full-service providers in the area that are mostly Caucasian?

[QUOTE=GiddyRub;3139517]Are there any full-service providers in the area that are mostly Caucasian?[/QUOTE]This forum is mostly about Asian massage parlors, Korean Spas usually have full service but the Chinese massage places usually do not. I've not seen Caucasian talked about much on here.

[QUOTE=GiddyRub;3139517]Are there any full-service providers in the area that are mostly Caucasian?[/QUOTE]Try your luck on Backpage.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;3138950]Whether she calls herself Karen, Harley or Dakota Shyanne, it's the same stinky 'gina.[/QUOTE]My experience with Harley was one of the strangest encounters I have ever had. This happened a couple of months ago. I contacted her to setup an in-call. I live 67 miles from her. She was very insistent that it would not be inconvenient for her to drive to me if I gave her $25 for gas. I figured it was a good deal and said yes. I live in a gated community so I feel pretty safe. Initially she said she would arrive at 8 pm. She ended up arriving at almost midnight. She texted with various excuses. When she arrived, she had a male escort with her. That was not mentioned in any prior conversation. She said he would sit in his truck and wait. She also brought her inversion table which was huge. She also brought her own liquor.

We agreed on 2 hours with a HJ. The first thing she does is set up the inversion table in my family room, then straps me in. She was extremely safety conscious, that I not get hurt.

I was only inverted for about 15 minutes and then cried uncle. My ankles couldn't take it any longer, even though you wear special boots.

Next we go into my bedroom and she immediately undresses. She has a 6-7 body for a 40 year old. She is almost all American Indian so she is practically hairless. Her massage was above average. After about an hour she flips me over and.

Begins stroking me. It only lasted a couple of minutes when she turned over and started masturbating herself. I was pretty happy about that. She said that she knows that guys get off watching women masturbate. She then asked me if I would masturbate while she did. She said that nothing turned her on more than to watch a man masturbate.

I told her that wasn't really my thing. So I watched her for about 1/2 hour in which she came 3 times. She then offered BBFS at no extra charge. It didn't take me too long.

To make up my mind. We went two rounds over the next 1 1/2 hours. She took a shower.

There was no sign of her escort at all. The sky was just getting light before sunrise. She had 2 or 3 types for flavored vodka which she had been drinking. I live in the mountains and there is a large lake about 5 miles from me. She asked if I would drive and they would follow me to the lake to watch sunrise. I took them to a nice peaceful and private dock. When we sat down, the escort, who was a nice guy, definitely not her BF, broke out the MJ. I stayed with them about an hour and left.

Everything above is factual. Even I still don't believe it because it was so strange. Best bang for my buck ever!

Not surprised it was weird, or about the BBFS. Just glad it worked out so well for you.

[QUOTE=LuapW;3140366]My experience with Harley was one of the strangest encounters I have ever had. This happened a couple of months ago. I contacted her to setup an in-call. I live 67 miles from her. She was very insistent that it would not be inconvenient for her to drive to me if I gave her $25 for gas. I figured it was a good deal and said yes. I live in a gated community so I feel pretty safe. Initially she said she would arrive at 8 pm. She ended up arriving at almost midnight. She texted with various excuses. When she arrived, she had a male escort with her. That was not mentioned in any prior conversation. She said he would sit in his truck and wait. She also brought her inversion table which was huge. She also brought her own liquor.

We agreed on 2 hours with a HJ. The first thing she does is set up the inversion table in my family room, then straps me in. She was extremely safety conscious, that I not get hurt.

I was only inverted for about 15 minutes and then cried uncle. My ankles couldn't take it any longer, even though you wear special boots.

Next we go into my bedroom and she immediately undresses. She has a 6-7 body for a 40 year old. She is almost all American Indian so she is practically hairless. Her massage was above average. After about an hour she flips me over and.

Begins stroking me. It only lasted a couple of minutes when she turned over and started masturbating herself. I was pretty happy about that. She said that she knows that guys get off watching women masturbate. She then asked me if I would masturbate while she did. She said that nothing turned her on more than to watch a man masturbate.

I told her that wasn't really my thing. So I watched her for about 1/2 hour in which she came 3 times. She then offered BBFS at no extra charge. It didn't take me too long.

To make up my mind. We went two rounds over the next 1 1/2 hours. She took a shower.

There was no sign of her escort at all. The sky was just getting light before sunrise. She had 2 or 3 types for flavored vodka which she had been drinking. I live in the mountains and there is a large lake about 5 miles from me. She asked if I would drive and they would follow me to the lake to watch sunrise. I took them to a nice peaceful and private dock. When we sat down, the escort, who was a nice guy, definitely not her BF, broke out the MJ. I stayed with them about an hour and left.

Everything above is factual. Even I still don't believe it because it was so strange. Best bang for my buck ever![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuapW;3140366]My experience with Harley was one of the strangest encounters I have ever had. This happened a couple of months ago. I contacted her to setup an in-call. I live 67 miles from her. She was very insistent that it would not be inconvenient for her to drive to me if I gave her $25 for gas. I figured it was a good deal and said yes. I live in a gated community so I feel pretty safe. Initially she said she would arrive at 8 pm. She ended up arriving at almost midnight. She texted with various excuses. When she arrived, she had a male escort with her. That was not mentioned in any prior conversation. She said he would sit in his truck and wait. She also brought her inversion table which was huge. She also brought her own liquor.

We agreed on 2 hours with a HJ. The first thing she does is set up the inversion table in my family room, then straps me in. She was extremely safety conscious, that I not get hurt.

I was only inverted for about 15 minutes and then cried uncle. My ankles couldn't take it any longer, even though you wear special boots.

Next we go into my bedroom and she immediately undresses. She has a 6-7 body for a 40 year old. She is almost all American Indian so she is practically hairless. Her massage was above average. After about an hour she flips me over and.

Begins stroking me. It only lasted a couple of minutes when she turned over and started masturbating herself. I was pretty happy about that. She said that she knows that guys get off watching women masturbate. She then asked me if I would masturbate while she did. She said that nothing turned her on more than to watch a man masturbate.

I told her that wasn't really my thing. So I watched her for about 1/2 hour in which she came 3 times. She then offered BBFS at no extra charge. It didn't take me too long.

To make up my mind. We went two rounds over the next 1 1/2 hours. She took a shower.

There was no sign of her escort at all. The sky was just getting light before sunrise. She had 2 or 3 types for flavored vodka which she had been drinking. I live in the mountains and there is a large lake about 5 miles from me. She asked if I would drive and they would follow me to the lake to watch sunrise. I took them to a nice peaceful and private dock. When we sat down, the escort, who was a nice guy, definitely not her BF, broke out the MJ. I stayed with them about an hour and left.

Everything above is factual. Even I still don't believe it because it was so strange. Best bang for my buck ever![/QUOTE]What in the actual fuck LOL. So what was your total out of pocket for this 6-ish hour (if I'm counting right) soiree?

And big BIG points for a girl that gets that getting off is hot. Wish that clicked for more providers. Shame she lives so far out or I'd already have contacted her.

[QUOTE=ElvisLives;3138227]Inch. Would you mind sharing the name or link? Thanks![/QUOTE]I would like to know where that is as well.

[QUOTE=SolidMan34;3133759]Needed legit massage and was close to Lin's on Sugarloaf (at Scenic hiway). Had not been in a while, but always got decent legit rub and they have a TS which I needed before the massage.

Was greeted by Kim K. Looking latina mix. Very pretty, Kim K body. She seemed nice and showed me to the room. Was very pleased when she ended up doing the massage and it turned out she was working alone as she had to answer the door a time or 2.

Rub was decent, she seemed nice enough. I feel certain extras are possible, but she has a inflated opinion of herself so I did not go there. Not worth that much.

But I think some on here will go bonkers for her.

Said she'd been there about a yr, though not sure I believe that. Name is Lisa, but you will know her when you see her.[/QUOTE]Thats my regular spot. You can leave there very happy.