Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OlmanDriver;3741624]I never can remember names. But, this was the mama (one of 4 that are in and out of this place) not young and not hot, but we have a little history, she's friendly to me, an old geezer happy to be with someone 30 years younger. There's usually one old and one young at this place.

As far as DATY goes, I've had my tongue in over 250 pussies at AMPs all over the country and have never had a health problem. Of course it's good to do a little visual inspection on the way down and if the sniff test fails, which is rare, then I bail. A few of the women that know what I like usually disappear into the ladies before the session and make sure they're clean and fresh, the Asian women don't like to lose face for any reason.[/QUOTE]How do you get to DATY at these places? Any guides? I'm a pro at getting a HJ (which is pretty easy obviously LOL) but I've never had a FIV or DATY. Do you need to be a regular?

[QUOTE=OlmanDriver;3741624] an old geezer happy to be with someone 30 years younger. T[/QUOTE]Shiit, that would put you around 80! LOL.

Seriously, if you are even close to that and still on the hunt good for you man.

This happened back in Oct last year.

Went to Lexington AMP located behind an office building just off 95. Opted for an hour. About 30 minutes pass by, nice massage. The other girl (not the one massaging me) yells something that I don't understand but I can sense panic. The girl who was massaging me runs out in panic saying something that I don't understand.

My gut syncs to floor. Only thing I could think was a LEO raid. I jump out of the table and land on about an inch of water. Still can't think straight. Put my pants on and see my shoes are under water. I open the door more water rushes in. Came out of the room and the girl who was massaging says go go and point me to the door. I see that there's at least few inches of water inside. I walk to the door to open the main door and about a foot of water rushes in. Now I have water almost to my knees.

It was raining hard and the water rushed in from the main door. While I breathe relaxed and I am like. What the.

Some of you know which one I am talking about. They closed the place down after this for fixing up the place. Interesting experience.

Sarah is in NY on vacation. She has a boyfriend who has a yellow sports car and she is all female, and as far as the flooding at Lavender in Lex, I shared this with you all back when it happened. I am connected to this AMP as some know. It is much nicer know after renovations.

[QUOTE=BuffettFan68;3479207]Closed for repairs from water damage on wed July 12 and still not reopened. Just call every few days and Mama will advise when reopening.[/QUOTE]Water problem was early July. No probs since then. This monger's recollection of Oct is wrong.

[QUOTE=YoloGent;3743326]Sarah is in NY on vacation. She has a boyfriend who has a yellow sports car and she is all female, and as far as the flooding at Lavender in Lex, I shared this with you all back when it happened. I am connected to this AMP as some know. It is much nicer know after renovations.[/QUOTE]May I ask, what is your connection to her? You seem to know personal details about her life. Are you her "manager" or something?

Has anyone else noticed the lack of extras at the Thai (female) places over the last 6 months. They all still offer HJ, and there expectations has also gone up price. Most expect / or demand $80. Just a few years ago after a few visits there was much more the menu. Not anymore. So lucky we still have the Chinese ladies!

[URL]http://worcester.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-in-here-hot-asian-girl-nuru-massage-relaxation-youngest/53206722[/URL] Stopped by for a visit and wished that I had not. Zero massage and zero nuru anything. She was good looking and all but I could tell that there was no enjoyment of any kind for her and very little for me. Waste of time and money.

[QUOTE=SixPacking;3743115]Shiit, that would put you around 80! LOL.

Seriously, if you are even close to that and still on the hunt good for you man.[/QUOTE]Not quite 80, but I think I was with my first ***** in 1961 or maybe early 1962 - the girls all tell me they don't believe me when they ask how old I am, but I certainly feel even older.

Does anyone know if the AMP with the midget is still in business? His an experience I would like to have.

[QUOTE=ChosenWunn;3744055]Does anyone know if the AMP with the midget is still in business? His an experience I would like to have.[/QUOTE]That would be 139 in Waltham.

But the experience is something that I cannot forget.

[QUOTE=BuffettFan68;3743352]Water problem was early July. No probs since then. This monger's recollection of Oct is wrong.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CheezeFist;3743484]May I ask, what is your connection to her? You seem to know personal details about her life. Are you her "manager" or something?[/QUOTE]Remember that BuffetFan and YoloGent are (by his own admission) the same person. Pretty weird for him to reply to the same topic back to back like that.

Regarding his knowledge of Sarah and her personal life, remember that he also used to post under the name PurpleMoon. During that time PurpleMoon was involved in a huge forum drama after he wrote about how he repeatedly staked out a MP, watched customers come and go, and got involved in some kind of confrontation between a customer and a massage girl following his stakeouts. These antics resulted in the PurpleMoon handle being banned from the site. A while late, he posted about staking out a different place under his BuffetFan handle.

So I'll wager he's up to his old stalker fun and games again and that's how he knows about the yellow sports car.

[QUOTE=TheBoobHound;3744482]Remember that BuffetFan and YoloGent are (by his own admission) the same person. Pretty weird for him to reply to the same topic back to back like that.

Regarding his knowledge of Sarah and her personal life, remember that he also used to post under the name PurpleMoon. During that time PurpleMoon was involved in a huge forum drama after he wrote about how he repeatedly staked out a MP, watched customers come and go, and got involved in some kind of confrontation between a customer and a massage girl following his stakeouts. These antics resulted in the PurpleMoon handle being banned from the site. A while late, he posted about staking out a different place under his BuffetFan handle.

So I'll wager he's up to his old stalker fun and games again and that's how he knows about the yellow sports car.[/QUOTE]It all makes sense now. Thank you for explaining everything so clearly.

[QUOTE=CheezeFist;3744365]That would be 139 in Waltham.[/QUOTE]Oh shit, she do FS?