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While I've never met this birdie, it was so good to read this story because I've got so many WTF stories just like that! Sure is one of the crazier ones tho LOL. If anyone has anything else to post, keep 'them coming!

[QUOTE=ClitEastwoodJx;5571192]

Finally, I'm getting irritated so I bend her over the bed and fuck her as hard as I can, then pull of the condom and blow my load all over her ass and her bed. Some was on my hand, so I flicked it on the light switch. I grabbed her towel, and wiped off my cock and put my pants back on. As I was doing that, there was a knock at the door. I went to the door and looked out. It was a little nerdy harmless looking black dude. I opened the door and he said, "who are you?" I told him that I was her parole officer and just fucked her. He turned and ran around the corner to his really nice truck and took off!

That was my experience with her. She seemed nice enough and has a great body but I won't be visiting her again!

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/party-with-barbie-better-than/577730509196[/URL][/QUOTE]

Have seen this girl 2 to 3 times, not a bad choice, decent body and clean kitty. She is one of the girls just look better in pictures than in person. She does not have the energetic personality of Harley nor the seductive nature of Jojo / Jodie. She is just plain, does BBBJ, mish and K9. Not much to write about. Rates are standard, paid 80 QV for girls in their 20's. She does not have baby damage and ass is round and nice to grab.

She does keep her place clean, has the cleanest bathroom out of all the girls I have seen in JAX. If hygiene is a must quality for some of you guys, you will def not be disappointed. Her body is pretty clean also, no obvious signs of drug abuse.

She does not watch clock and her incall location is in a better motel around Blanding. Will I visit her again, maybe if none of my favorites are available.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/80-qv-s-westside-early-bird-special/38292857[/URL]

Impressive you still remember all the details! Considering how drunk you were, this is quite a story.

[QUOTE=ClitEastwoodJx;5571192]I was drunk yesterday and decided that some black pussy would be nice. I've seen this "Black Barbie" advertising for a few years, and never saw any reports. I've never had a small black girl with fake tits, so I sent her a message and wanted to give her a shot. She told me that she was at a house off of Commonwealth (which was really close), so my drunk ass started heading that way. I hear people judging me already! LOL.

I got to the house and she wasn't there. I called her up, and she said she was at the laundry-mat and needed a ride. I went to the laundry mat, and she was waiting outside and was indeed the girl in the photos. I was kind of shocked. She threw her clothes in the back of my truck and we went to the house. When we got there, she said that she lost her key. I said, this is your house and you don't have a key? She then proceeded to start tearing the window AC unit our of the window (while breaking the window) and then jumps inside the house and unlocks the door. Even I'm thinking this isn't a good idea.

We go to some back room and agree on $120 for a HH with BBBJ. She said that she wanted to get clean, so she hopped in the shower outside of the bedroom door. So now I'm drunk, in a nasty room that I don't think is hers, in a house that she probably just broke into, and my drunkenness is starting to wear off. She comes out of the bathroom and her body is really fucking nice! She's very tiny, nice fake tits (pretty hard for those who don't like hard tits) and has a phenomenal ass![/QUOTE]

So I decided to go see, Kaitlin, I think is how it's spelled. I saw her a long time ago and thought it was a fairly decent visit. However, over time, she accumulated a massive amount of negative reviews, so I know what I was walking into. She definitely has some mental health issues for sure. I have tried to see her after the first visit, but her volatile personality always kept me away. Plus, it's like every time you go see her, she wants you to buy her shid!

Anyway, I decided that for 60, what could go wrong and if it did, I wouldn't be losing much. I got to notel off Blanding and let her know I was there. She eventually gives me the room number. When I got to room and I asked if anyone was there besides us. Before I get to this part, let me tell you guys something--the room looked like an atomic bomb had been dropped on it; like a hurricane went through it; like a tornado destroyed it--you get the pic! Think about the show hoarders but multiply the mess times 100, especially since the room is of average size.

I could not believe what I saw! So, I asked if I could check the bathroom, as she had the door shut, but she would not allow me to open it, citing, her cat would come out. There was also a raggedy pickup truck in front of her room--the same truck she said would be parked in front of her room. I figured her DB or whatever was hiding in there and she did not want me to see him. I quickly got out of there at that point. Of course, she gets angry and started going off about how high class she is and how she didn't see nothing but high class white guys--yeah, but your room looked like a disaster! Anyway, enough of Ms. Kaitlin or whatever. What a mess she is!

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/bubbly-blonde-on-the-westside/311196175536[/URL]

So, I finally got a chance to see this young lady. I had been trying to see her for a while; partly because I thought she was Latina. Turns out, she is black / white and Indian. Still fine with me as I don't discriminate. Anyway, she is what you'd expect, based on her pics. I sort of like them thick, especially those I can do missionary with. The house location was very safe. It's on the west side. It was in disarray as we all would expect--drawers opened for no apparent reason and stuff just everywhere. It wasn't filthy but lots of clutter.

Anyway, I went against my usual for a qv, but I actually wanted to prove something to myself. These girls who ask for 100-150 for a qv, I wanted to prove once again that these prices are over inflated. Well, I did walk away with such a conclusion. The BJ was covered and sucked--no pun intended! She does look pretty good from behind. She was somewhat vocal but seemed distracted to a degree--there's another word I'm looking for. Very nice girl though and professional.

Anyway, pretty easy to do missionary. She is a pretty girl, but honestly, I'd donate no more than 80 for this one. I mean, she is probably a moderate 80; not a strong 80. I'd see her again but definitely couldn't at the price she quoted me in the past, which was 150--I didn't pay this, BTW. It does appear that she has some baby damage to her stomach too.

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[QUOTE=ClitEastwoodJx;5571192]I was drunk yesterday and decided that some black pussy would be nice. I've seen this "Black Barbie" advertising for a few years, and never saw any reports. I've never had a small black girl with fake tits, so I sent her a message and wanted to give her a shot. She told me that she was at a house off of Commonwealth (which was really close), so my drunk ass started heading that way. I hear people judging me already! LOL.

I got to the house and she wasn't there. I called her up, and she said she was at the laundry-mat and needed a ride. I went to the laundry mat, and she was waiting outside and was indeed the girl in the photos. I was kind of shocked. She threw her clothes in the back of my truck and we went to the house. When we got there, she said that she lost her key. I said, this is your house and you don't have a key? She then proceeded to start tearing the window AC unit our of the window (while breaking the window) and then jumps inside the house and unlocks the door. Even I'm thinking this isn't a good idea.[/QUOTE]Clit, to say you took one for the team would be an understatement! JD.

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/im-not-short-im-funsized/474667508871[/URL]

Couldn't remember if she's been reviewed or not.

[QUOTE=Powerhouse100;5571534]So I decided to go see, Kaitlin, I think is how it's spelled. I saw her a long time ago and thought it was a fairly decent visit. However, over time, she accumulated a massive amount of negative reviews, so I know what I was walking into. She definitely has some mental health issues for sure. I have tried to see her after the first visit, but her volatile personality always kept me away. Plus, it's like every time you go see her, she wants you to buy her shid!

Anyway, I decided that for 60, what could go wrong and if it did, I wouldn't be losing much. I got to notel off Blanding and let her know I was there. She eventually gives me the room number. When I got to room and I asked if anyone was there besides us. Before I get to this part, let me tell you guys something--the room looked like an atomic bomb had been dropped on it; like a hurricane went through it; like a tornado destroyed it--you get the pic! Think about the show hoarders but multiply the mess times 100, especially since the room is of average size.

I could not believe what I saw! So, I asked if I could check the bathroom, as she had the door shut, but she would not allow me to open it, citing, her cat would come out. There was also a raggedy pickup truck in front of her room--the same truck she said would be parked in front of her room. I figured her DB or whatever was hiding in there and she did not want me to see him. I quickly got out of there at that point. Of course, she gets angry and started going off about how high class she is and how she didn't see nothing but high class white guys--yeah, but your room looked like a disaster! Anyway, enough of Ms. Kaitlin or whatever. What a mess she is!

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/bubbly-blonde-on-the-westside/311196175536[/URL][/QUOTE]This girl is a constant ad poster. By which I mean every day I see her ads posted several times, and often more times. I see her mouth taking a hard one and jr wants to try her!

I have texted her several times -but she is not very flexible on her rates. I know from her postings that she needs money daily, so if she will not reduce prices I say thanks but no thanks. Yep, this is proof I do not always get a provider to lower her asking rate. It does happen, but what do I do? Well I try someone else, I sure do not pay inflated rates!

So I have not seen this blond, but jr keeps wanting to try her mouth. Nope, from your review, jr is happy we did not go see her!

Thanks, I will avoid this one!

[QUOTE=LowBaller;5571999]This girl is a constant ad poster. By which I mean every day I see her ads posted several times, and often more times. I see her mouth taking a hard one and jr wants to try her!

I have texted her several times -but she is not very flexible on her rates. I know from her postings that she needs money daily, so if she will not reduce prices I say thanks but no thanks. Yep, this is proof I do not always get a provider to lower her asking rate. It does happen, but what do I do? Well I try someone else, I sure do not pay inflated rates!

So I have not seen this blond, but jr keeps wanting to try her mouth. Nope, from your review, jr is happy we did not go see her!

Thanks, I will avoid this one![/QUOTE]I've seen her. Not worth it. Flabby body, mediocre BJ, delusional. She thinks she's some kinda high demand supermodel.

[QUOTE=Quebec;5572353]I've seen her. Not worth it. Flabby body, mediocre BJ, delusional. She thinks she's some kinda high demand supermodel.[/QUOTE]Take her delusional ass back to Texas😄She didn't mind when I dumped my kids off when she was preggo. Well, she DID but whatever💁8205;9794;65039;.

[QUOTE=LowBaller;5571999]This girl is a constant ad poster. By which I mean every day I see her ads posted several times, and often more times. I see her mouth taking a hard one and jr wants to try her!

I have texted her several times -but she is not very flexible on her rates. I know from her postings that she needs money daily, so if she will not reduce prices I say thanks but no thanks. Yep, this is proof I do not always get a provider to lower her asking rate. It does happen, but what do I do? Well I try someone else, I sure do not pay inflated rates!

So I have not seen this blond, but jr keeps wanting to try her mouth. Nope, from your review, jr is happy we did not go see her!

Thanks, I will avoid this one![/QUOTE]I forgot to mention that when I saw her awhile ago, her butt was of medium size--whatever that means! LOL.

However, this time, it was huge! I mean very huge! I mean, out of this world huge! I couldn't believe my eyes--huge! Like someone said, she thinks she's of high class caliber. It's almost hilariously ridiculous!

[QUOTE=PokeTiger;5571506]Impressive you still remember all the details! Considering how drunk you were, this is quite a story.[/QUOTE]Yes. Years and years of practice! Hell, I'm drunk right now!

But, I never drink too much where I forget. If I do, that'll be a problem.

I tried to see her once many months ago and walked away as soon as she opened the door. She is one of three providers I walked away after seen them in person. Junior just couldn't stay hard no matter what! Totally lost interest after seeing her in person.

[QUOTE=Powerhouse100;5571534]So I decided to go see, Kaitlin, I think is how it's spelled. I saw her a long time ago and thought it was a fairly decent visit. However, over time, she accumulated a massive amount of negative reviews, so I know what I was walking into. She definitely has some mental health issues for sure. I have tried to see her after the first visit, but her volatile personality always kept me away. Plus, it's like every time you go see her, she wants you to buy her shid!

Anyway, I decided that for 60, what could go wrong and if it did, I wouldn't be losing much. I got to notel off Blanding and let her know I was there. She eventually gives me the room number. When I got to room and I asked if anyone was there besides us. Before I get to this part, let me tell you guys something--the room looked like an atomic bomb had been dropped on it; like a hurricane went through it; like a tornado destroyed it--you get the pic! Think about the show hoarders but multiply the mess times 100, especially since the room is of average size.

I could not believe what I saw! So, I asked if I could check the bathroom, as she had the door shut, but she would not allow me to open it, citing, her cat would come out. There was also a raggedy pickup truck in front of her room--the same truck she said would be parked in front of her room. I figured her DB or whatever was hiding in there and she did not want me to see him. I quickly got out of there at that point. Of course, she gets angry and started going off about how high class she is and how she didn't see nothing but high class white guys--yeah, but your room looked like a disaster! Anyway, enough of Ms. Kaitlin or whatever. What a mess she is!

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/bubbly-blonde-on-the-westside/311196175536[/URL][/QUOTE].

Had a dream that I spent some time with this one. The dream itself was a couple months ago but as you all have been so helpful to me I'm trying to be better about sharing all my dreams. Setup was easy cost was on the high end 1. 6 for the half, but she quoted a little more at first. Menu was limited with a safety first approach. Pics are heavily filtered but she is an attractive girl, little less pretty than ad but fit and attractive. I was surprised at how small she was maybe 5 ft tall. Now too the bad, she rushed while trying to seem like she wasn't rushing if that makes sense. Whole thing was pretty business like, mic chec was mediocre and short lived. She wanted to go right to k9 after. But I said not yet and she complied, did cowgirl, mish, and finished k9. She really does have a nice body. By rush I mean she was doing the fake dirty talk trying to get me to finish that I hate, and asked at one point if I was close. Although I was done dreaming well within the agreed time. All in all not a bad choice and YMMV she was saying I was the last visitor before she was going home to Orlando.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/petite-blonde-playmate-available-now-here-for-a-few-days-only/30969177[/URL]

Ad isn't from Jax but the only one I could find right now, she does come to Jax regularly as some of you already know.

[QUOTE=PokeTiger;5567027]Guys, back to reports, I have seen quite a few, will write up reports whenever I have time.

Jojo / Jodie. She is a sweetheart, low volume provider. You have to be able to catch her at a good time to see her. I have seen her many times during last couple months. She is always on her game each time. Her body is 9 out of 10. Perky tits and clean kitty. Round ass and soft smooth skin. There is absolutely nothing to complain about her body except a few sores from her drug habits. She moves around Motels near Blanding. Places can be dangerous during nights. I always visit her during daytime which is just ok. I always let her know that I am 15 minutes away when I text her. If she responds, she usually make me wait 15 to 30 minutes. She always starts the session with covered BJ, she puts rubber in her mouse to put on junior. She has a boyfriend living with her. BB is out of question for me, I am cautious. She is easily among top three providers I have seen in JAX and her rates are very reasonable. Junior gets rock solid whenever I see her and I don't usually keep fucking to over staying my welcome. I also don't do any GFE maybe that is why I get some very good rates from her. For her, I am a very easy customer.[/QUOTE]Darn! Where the heck do I start!? I cannot believe what I have just witnessed folks. Like many of you, I have been vying for Jojo's company for quite some time. It's like when you try to set something up, she'd disappear on you; that is, if you could get her to respond. So, I was in the process of trying to see someone else, but decided to reach out to Jojo to see, if happily, the stars might align, as one would say. I knew she would be staying near Youngerman and I was at the Walmart off Phillips, so it would be quite a trek for me.

I informed her that I would be there around 11:10 pm and believe me, I had to haul arse over there! LOL; It was a bit nerve-wracking as I made my journey because she hadn't responded to my ETA text message. I figured that the best way to catch her was to just be in the AO and, by chance, she would answer. After I got there, I let her know, so I'll make this part short-- I waited about 30 minutes before I ever laid eyes on her. Now, ordinarily, I would have already bounced, but after I saw what I saw, my goodness! I am so glad I stayed and persevered!

I will upload a pic she allowed me to take but let me tell you, this girl's body is easily a 9. 9! I mean, a surfer body; firm breasts and beautiful, smelled very good, the puss--so tight, I thought I might not get in--with lube! Anyway, the report was indeed correct! The woman is hot as hell! Model hot! If your schedule would allow and you can endure the wait time, I promise, if nothing changes--body wise- you will not be disappointed! She was extremely patient with me and no rushing whatsoever! I would compare her body to Ronnie at the airport--look her up; if not better--no, better!

She even wore a short black dress like I asked her to since we were doing a car meet and it allowed her to disrobe easier. I don't get mesmerized by a girl's body much unless they are damn near model material, but this damn girl takes the cake. Someone said she is easiest one of the best looking providers in Jax and I would have to agree! See the uploaded pic she let me take and you judge! If she'd answer her phone timely, I would probably go broke, so perhaps the delayed responses might save me! LOL.