Massage Parlor Reports

This is a bit delayed, since I got super busy at work after Jan 1.

1. I made an appt for 4 pm on Jan 2 in Annandale at the place across from the Pinecrest Golf Course. I got there on time and went up to the 2nd floor. Hand lettered sign on the door said "Massage" in very bad penmanship. Provider opens the door and tells me to come back in 30 minutes. I said we had an appointment at 4 pm and I drove 30 minutes to get there. At least I got a good look at her. Nothing like the BP post's photos of course. Bad teeth, 2, red shorty nightgown 8, looks 6/7, figure 7/8, age 30's /40's, lace looked clean inside, 9.

I drove off looking to see what else was open in Annandale, which was pretty much nothing. So the lady above texts me at 4:20 and says sorry, please come back, free massage. So I drive back for 10 minutes and go to the door. She opens the door and I am led to a room and she asks me for $ . 7. I said you told me it was free. She went to her pocket translator. So I showed her the text she sent to my burner phone that said free. She asked how long, and I said 1 hour as my earlier appt was for 1 hour. She said she only had time for 30 minutes. I had seen a monger on the steps behind me who held back on the 2nd floor landing. I just put my jacket back on because something got lost in translation 2 times.

She actually texted me last Monday to say hi. When I replied how are you, no response. I give up! All of this trouble - 10.

2. So I drove over to Backlick Rd behind the shopping center. Care, I think 5029. Went into a place, was walked back to the room by a lady 6/7 looks, figure 5/6, age 40's /50's and the place smelled like sh*t. I did not even go into the room, I just turned around and walked out the door.

3. Two other places in Annandale off Rt 236 and Evergreen were not answering the door. Will try again. May give Poplar St and Papaya a try again, too.

4. At 7 corners off Sleepy Hollow, possible new one called Flowers, AMP. .6 Massage was 9/9.5, lady was pretty, good attitude, smiled, a bit chubby. Passed on HE. Tip. 2 Going back if I need a legit massage only.

5. KAMP in same location a few doors down. $.7 Petite spinner 7/8, looked tired 9/10, said she was on dinner break, said I could come back, insisted I come in. Attitude 5/6. HE, tip. 8 I asked her name, she asked if I was going to post about her. Grizzled veteran. Not going back.

Thought I would be done at 5 pm so I could get back to work. My itch was never really scratched. Got back home 8 ish.

[QUOTE=VaPlay;6294533]Ummm, any idea what the phone number app used is called?[/QUOTE]I use it for any spa I go to.

Appreciate any recommendations for a good Nuru massage place in the Fairfax / Ashburn and surrounding areas. Looking for someone doing nuru on the floor. Not a fan of Nuru on table. What's a typical cost of a nuru and does the cost include a HE?

My ATF for sure. Not only is she a stunner she gives one of the best massages around. Tad pricey but worth the admission.

Rich or poor, you sir are a damn fool!

[QUOTE=SwiftChariot;6294444]Good afternoon,

Went to see a white girl in norther DC in the Rockville area, she is staying in a nice hotel and will probably only be running ads until tomorrow. Scheduled a 30 min appt. Texting was smooth and simple, she said I was verified by a telephone app (more on that later).

Arrived to find a mid to late 20's B cup girl who is attractive. Kinda got a civ / stripper feel, a lot of tattoos. Paid 200 for a below avr massage and HJ. Conversation was very good and I had a blast interacting with her. After 3 min of HJ I asked for extra, and here's where things turn.

She asked how much I had and I said 2, she says normally it's 4, but she said that she'll make an exception for me (YMMV). I then received an above average BBJ with gagging. It was good, but kept going for like 10 min. I finally said all right lets bang and she was like, oh no, that will be another 6. I was like WTF.

I ended up finishing BBJ and calling it a day. 4 Hundos for a bad massage and a decent BBJ. The only saving grace is that she is a rare find in the area (age, race, non-professional), but good lord she has a GPS.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/072daa2a-947b-4d51-aedc-1f7a880ec066[/URL]

Regarding the phone number app. This runs by looking up phone numbers and anyone can review this phone number. Know, when I was looked up (she showed me) my full name was there. Obviously this could blow my cover, so for now on it's burner phone app for me. 4. 99/ mo.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;6295457]Rich or poor, you sir are a damn fool![/QUOTE]Thanks for the constructive criticism.

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;6295457]Rich or poor, you sir are a damn fool![/QUOTE]What was the telephone app?

[QUOTE=SwiftChariot;6295898]Thanks for the constructive criticism.[/QUOTE]You're welcome.

For future reference, if I ever make such statements myself, please, do not hesitate to let me know, sir.

I once saw a movie and a famous line was "players fuck up too".

[QUOTE=VaPlay;6272911]Good ole Miss VA. I visited a few times years back. Nice private incall and great massage in the basement of her home. Nice body and handy was as far as she'd go. Same as Nalee pretty much minus a BJ so I had to stop visiting. Anyone knowing of a quality massage with a nice BJ finish feel free to post up or PM.[/QUOTE]Yeah Miss Va. Can really stroke a cock! I like how her leg quivers when she watch's my big cock pop. She's into watching I think.

[QUOTE=VaPlay;6272911]Good ole Miss VA. I visited a few times years back. Nice private incall and great massage in the basement of her home. Nice body and handy was as far as she'd go. Same as Nalee pretty much minus a BJ so I had to stop visiting. Anyone knowing of a quality massage with a nice BJ finish feel free to post up or PM.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah Miss Virginia really knows how to Stroke a Cock. Her right leg would quiver when my big cock blew. I think she gets off watching and being in control.

This Gilf can stroke a cock like Miss Virginia and Nalee.

Only problem she's getting old. Still petite and does this thing when you're getting close blowing she puts her face 6 inches away from your cock! Not to suck, but like she's tempting you to do a money shot! I hit her on the forehead and she barely moved and kept stroking-.

If anyone has her contact info, could you PM me. I never got a chance to get a massage from her. Thanks.

For the time being I don't know of a better combo than this. (Although Kim at the same location has good reviews.)

June has a pretty maybe 40's face and a low-30's body. Tiny, slim but with some curves front and rear. Natural-feeling B / Cs. The nicest ST out there. Maybe Linda at Angel compares. Be nice, be clean, let her lead. Have not tried for FS, not my thing.

The spa is new, I think. Spacious and clean. Ample parking, very discreet. There's ATMs at the 7-11 and CVS at Franconia and Grovedale.

I had occasion to crack a nut and was in the mood for FS. Pine in woodbridge has been a personal favorite, but I'd heard nice things about Oasis. In a nutshell, they're very similar, but between the two, I'd go with Pine, but if I had to settle for Oasis, it wouldn't be that bad. Pine has a slightly better TS and prettier girls, IMHO, but I haven't sampled many of the Oasis lineup. The one thing that may put Oasis up for some was that it's 70 for 45 min. If you're hard pressed for time I found this to be an interesting plus.

I drew Coco, I think. Bottle blonde, thick build, floppy cees, decent curves on the bottom, green skin tight dress, no undies. Sported kind of a little pooch belly, which I actually like on a girl, but hers was just about to the point of "is there a bun in that oven?" No matter. Coco has a bit of an attitude, which I'm not terribly fond of. Not a whole lot of feminine stuff, more of a man-handling type of demeanor. TS was fine, pretty much all business, including the TS tease. The whole experience felt like she was working with a difficult child.

Back in the room, the rub was ok, a little on the hard side. She had a few well placed chiro type cracks. Time to flip, "What you want?" Everything. I threw out 140 for an opening bid. Hard ass slap, "no!" 160, hard slap & no! OK, 160. I wore her out as best I could. She was pretty adamant about no fingers anywhere, even though she had her snatch in my face, just barley out of tongue reach.

I got a good wipe up and a partial K girl dressing and I was on my way. Overall not a bad way to spend 45 min.

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;6298542]I had occasion to crack a nut and was in the mood for FS. Pine in woodbridge has been a personal favorite, but I'd heard nice things about Oasis. In a nutshell, they're very similar, but between the two, I'd go with Pine, but if I had to settle for Oasis, it wouldn't be that bad. Pine has a slightly better TS and prettier girls, IMHO, but I haven't sampled many of the Oasis lineup. The one thing that may put Oasis up for some was that it's 70 for 45 min. If you're hard pressed for time I found this to be an interesting plus.

I drew Coco, I think. Bottle blonde, thick build, floppy cees, decent curves on the bottom, green skin tight dress, no undies. Sported kind of a little pooch belly, which I actually like on a girl, but hers was just about to the point of "is there a bun in that oven?" No matter. Coco has a bit of an attitude, which I'm not terribly fond of. Not a whole lot of feminine stuff, more of a man-handling type of demeanor. TS was fine, pretty much all business, including the TS tease. The whole experience felt like she was working with a difficult child.

Back in the room, the rub was ok, a little on the hard side. She had a few well placed chiro type cracks. Time to flip, "What you want?" Everything. I threw out 140 for an opening bid. Hard ass slap, "no!" 160, hard slap & no! OK, 160. I wore her out as best I could. She was pretty adamant about no fingers anywhere, even though she had her snatch in my face, just barley out of tongue reach.

I got a good wipe up and a partial K girl dressing and I was on my way. Overall not a bad way to spend 45 min.[/QUOTE]2 other things on Coco / Oasis I forgot to mention. Coco had a weird way of "teasing". She'd kiss a part of you and then end it with a little bite. Didn't break the skin or anything like that, but not altogether pleasant. Maybe it's your thing, not mine. Her BJ game was ok.

The other odd thing was that she, maybe unknowingly, switched the radio music from a spotify top 40 channel mid-song to a Disney hits channel or something. I was getting my boys fondled to "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. That was a new one.