Massage Parlor Reports

Visited HayD after seeing a report on the other site for a LMP and figured I'd TOFTT since there was only 1 review on there.

Summary: Good location, decent massage, legit only, poor scheduling.

Full Story:

Location is great because its in an office park (also 2 AMPs that I know of) but plenty of other businesses that could explain why you were there. 2nd floor on the right and into kind of a strange glass office and waiting room area. I had called and made an appt but when I arrived the LMMS asked if I had an appt and I said yes. She seemed confused and said to wait while she called. I guess they double booked bc she told me to come back in 15 min while other client was finishing up. Junior was in control so I agreed. Came back 14.5 min later and told me to wait in the chair. This time there was a mid 20's LMT sitting in the lobby as well, she smiled and waved. Apparently even though there's 2 rooms, they only use 1. She asks for the $ hf up front and explains that they've had people get the massage and run. I begrudgingly forked it over. So, 8 ish min go by and the other client comes out and they go to rotate the room. Normally I don't like to cross paths with you pervs but I didn't know if this was going to be legit or fun so I rolled. Room is ready and I'm told to get undressed and she points to the towel and says "Here's a towel IF you want to use it when you lay down. " (made me hopeful). I strip and lay down with no towel and the 20's comes in. She does loosely drape the towel over my behind and. Now, I don't want to sound like a total ass but she was a bit of a "land o'lakes face" if you catch my drift. A 3.5 up top but everything else I could tell through the scrubs top and leggings was showing about a 7, youthful and curvy enough. She asks pressure and I say medium and so started the oiliest GD massage ever. Now I'm sizeable, 6'1 260 and she def used enough oil to cover for 2. 5 massages at a normal place. Massage was good and she knew some pretty good technique. When she got to legs there was not intentional grazing but there were some high thigh reaches which were promising. Hot stones were used throughout and when the flip came I just knocked the towel off and she asked if I wanted it on so I of course said no to clarify my purpose of visit. She did use some teatree oil as an essence to wave over my face and ended up rubbing it all over my neck, head and chest so if you want to be discreet then be aware. On went the massage and much to my dismay there was no offer of extras as she used up all the time. I didn't protest or push bc it seemed like she didn't speak much English and she basically rushed out of the room. I'll say though, there were at least 3 other male patrons that walked in during my hour that all said they had appts. And there's only 1 room that I was occupying. As I was leaving there was someone who was arguing for their money back bc he was upset that they were late when he had an appointment. So, it seems they don't really know how to keep track of their appointments. The girl I spoke with on the phone seemed to speak better English than the LMMS so maybe its someone offsite. Anyway, it seemed like a legit place that may have been fun at one point but now is hiding. Not sure yet but doubt I'll return unless I hear of other experiences.

Out running errands this morning and had 90 minutes to kill. Decided to pause my quest for granny and give a local spot a try, called first to confirm that I could seen when I arrived. I couldn't find any recent reviews but it's been on my list since it is 10 minutes from home.

The place. Health Spa on Dale Blvd. Listed with Stafford adult search but located in Dale City part of Woodbridge: [URL]https://adultsearch.com/virginia/stafford/female-escorts/2960803[/URL].

The good: pleasant looking C-MT, Ann, said 32 but guessing closer to 40+. House. 7, cash only. Good massage 6-7/10, friendly but cautious at first. Allowed OTC touching after asking. Showed and nursed on her teddies, guessing D's, no obvious scars of man-made but too firm for that size & age, who cares, they were fun. Tip - .6 for HJ and UTC touching + the teddies fun.

The Bad: should not have gone at lunchtime. She was only girl working and was interrupted 3 times by another monger (who doesn't know how to tell time) and phone call on landline. Heard her tell monger come back after 1 pm but he came back after 15 minutes. She had been taking her time but started rushing after he came back the 2nd time. (He came back a 3rd time just before we finished and she took him to room.) Finished with me but left me to do clean up with warm rag.

Only other thing is I am not sure what else is on menu, especially mid-day when she's there by herself. Definitely NO mouth action anywhere on me. YMMV and definitely go at a different time.

May repeat in a pinch, but think I'll try Rte 1 Spa or Oasis in Dumfries first.

[QUOTE=RickNva;6291654]Out running errands this morning and had 90 minutes to kill. Decided to pause my quest for granny and give a local spot a try, called first to confirm that I could seen when I arrived. I couldn't find any recent reviews but it's been on my list since it is 10 minutes from home.

The place. Health Spa on Dale Blvd. Listed with Stafford adult search but located in Dale City part of Woodbridge: [URL]https://adultsearch.com/virginia/stafford/female-escorts/2960803[/URL].

The good: pleasant looking C-MT, Ann, said 32 but guessing closer to 40+. House. 7, cash only. Good massage 6-7/10, friendly but cautious at first. Allowed OTC touching after asking. Showed and nursed on her teddies, guessing D's, no obvious scars of man-made but too firm for that size & age, who cares, they were fun. Tip - .6 for HJ and UTC touching + the teddies fun.

The Bad: should not have gone at lunchtime. She was only girl working and was interrupted 3 times by another monger (who doesn't know how to tell time) and phone call on landline. Heard her tell monger come back after 1 pm but he came back after 15 minutes. She had been taking her time but started rushing after he came back the 2nd time. (He came back a 3rd time just before we finished and she took him to room.) Finished with me but left me to do clean up with warm rag.

Only other thing is I am not sure what else is on menu, especially mid-day when she's there by herself. Definitely NO mouth action anywhere on me. YMMV and definitely go at a different time.

May repeat in a pinch, but think I'll try Rte 1 Spa or Oasis in Dumfries first.[/QUOTE]You did better than me, I got an old woman. Decided to TOFTT to check services and she straight farted during the HJ. I'm never going back.

Anyone with recent visits to Eleven or any others in same building, please PM me, have a couple questions.

Been a while and wanted to visit. However, got no response on the 347 or 201 numbers. Also heard she is offering 4 hands. Anyone tried the other lady? Similar skills?

[QUOTE=Grasput1959;6292003]Been a while and wanted to visit. However, got no response on the 347 or 201 numbers. Also heard she is offering 4 hands. Anyone tried the other lady? Similar skills?[/QUOTE]Ok I hit the back button on bottom and four pages back there is a detailed review dated 1-1-23 would that help you? Don't be afriad the spend 90 seconds or so to get a question answered LOL.

LOL.

That was the review that prompted me to ask the question if those two numbers of hers are still active. Oh well, she might not be taking any unknown numbers / long forgotten customers at the moment. The other girl does sound interesting. Thanks pal.

[QUOTE=PomLovesThais;6292360]Ok I hit the back button on bottom and four pages back there is a detailed review dated 1-1-23 would that help you? Don't be afriad the spend 90 seconds or so to get a question answered LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VaPlay;6289995]Yes anyone in the know please speak up. Lily was about the only sure thing in that area, always thought she was an owner.[/QUOTE]Lily went back to China to visit via New York. Given the COVID shitshow there, not sure if or when she'll be back. Too bad. Had some miles on her as do I, but also some talent and consistency.

I've looked through countless pages of this forum but it always seems to me that AMPs are just generally hit or miss. For example, I live super close to Enliven which I have read some great reviews for, but have also seen multiple terrible reviews. Is this just how the AMP game works? All I'm looking for is a reliable BBJ provider. I like the idea of AMP + BBJ, because who doesn't like a massage (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts), however, I always hesitate to pull the trigger when it comes to actually going because I don't want a simple HJ and don't want to get scalped.

Are there reliable BBJ + massage AMPs out there?

[QUOTE=Lokemer;6293220]I've looked through countless pages of this forum but it always seems to me that AMPs are just generally hit or miss. For example, I live super close to Enliven which I have read some great reviews for, but have also seen multiple terrible reviews. Is this just how the AMP game works? All I'm looking for is a reliable BBJ provider. I like the idea of AMP + BBJ, because who doesn't like a massage (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts), however, I always hesitate to pull the trigger when it comes to actually going because I don't want a simple HJ and don't want to get scalped.

Are there reliable BBJ + massage AMPs out there?[/QUOTE]In my experience what you're looking for exists, but it takes an investment of time, $$, and swings & misses to find a reliable AMP BBBJ provider. And even when you find what you're looking for, some of them are good at it and some aren't.

Rhino.

[QUOTE=Lokemer;6293220]I've looked through countless pages of this forum but it always seems to me that AMPs are just generally hit or miss. For example, I live super close to Enliven which I have read some great reviews for, but have also seen multiple terrible reviews. Is this just how the AMP game works? All I'm looking for is a reliable BBJ provider. I like the idea of AMP + BBJ, because who doesn't like a massage (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts), however, I always hesitate to pull the trigger when it comes to actually going because I don't want a simple HJ and don't want to get scalped.

Are there reliable BBJ + massage AMPs out there?[/QUOTE]Look no further than Lady Nurse for your BBBJ needs.

[QUOTE=Lokemer;6293220]I've looked through countless pages of this forum but it always seems to me that AMPs are just generally hit or miss. For example, I live super close to Enliven which I have read some great reviews for, but have also seen multiple terrible reviews. Is this just how the AMP game works? All I'm looking for is a reliable BBJ provider. I like the idea of AMP + BBJ, because who doesn't like a massage (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts), however, I always hesitate to pull the trigger when it comes to actually going because I don't want a simple HJ and don't want to get scalped.

Are there reliable BBJ + massage AMPs out there?[/QUOTE]I have to disagree with your assesment that (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts).

Used to visit AMP's exclusively and have posted many reviews of them because of their anonymity where you can just walk in, pay cash, and use a fake name. I found providers that did BBBJ and some BBFS but is was hit and miss and costly finding them. Figure in. 6 or. 8 for house fee and then $. 2 to $. 4 for tip and you are over $$ for a (most cases) half ass massage and 10 min or play time on a hard massage table. The worst experience is the provider being called away during a play session to answer the doorbell or phone.

I find a much butter deal with the Springfield ACS's but you need to set them up by phone, although I just text and not voice call. $. 3 will get you a full HHR of guaranteed BJ and FS in a comfortable hotel room on a comfortable bed. Most would certainly do only BBBJ for the same donation and many will do BBBS for a tip. While I have experienced different service levels I have never walked away with less than the promised service. Tina, when she gets back in town, will do BBBJ, throat fuck, CIM, and BBFS for $. 6 HHR and allow you to make a vid with your phone. Hell, on the second visit she even held the phone to film from her view.

Needed to get my mind off of some stuff during the afternoon, so did a quick browse on some locations. Eventually I'm around Little River Turnpike and Old Columbia at Xinmei?. It's ear some Korean restaurant. Anyways, I just went for it. Lady asked me some questions to see if I had been there before. I was cool with it. Went to the room and waited a couple of minutes. Amy came in and greeted herself. Not old at all, I'd say early 30's? Tits average but her body was solid. Her massage technique was fucking on point. For like a legit massage she takes it seriously. Really kneaded out some damn knots. I was able to touch her a little as well. After the flip I was able to rub her leg a bit, she moved into a position and I touched the kitty. LOL, she was like "you touch my pussy". "you want to fuark my pussy?" I just straight up offered a nice donation and she went to town with the CBJ. After she rode on top which was sweet. Got antsy and went to K9 and eventually ending in Mish. I went ham and she made a good sound. Complete satisfying release. I thanked her and she was like looking forward to seeing me next time.

Good afternoon,

Went to see a white girl in norther DC in the Rockville area, she is staying in a nice hotel and will probably only be running ads until tomorrow. Scheduled a 30 min appt. Texting was smooth and simple, she said I was verified by a telephone app (more on that later).

Arrived to find a mid to late 20's B cup girl who is attractive. Kinda got a civ / stripper feel, a lot of tattoos. Paid 200 for a below avr massage and HJ. Conversation was very good and I had a blast interacting with her. After 3 min of HJ I asked for extra, and here's where things turn.

She asked how much I had and I said 2, she says normally it's 4, but she said that she'll make an exception for me (YMMV). I then received an above average BBJ with gagging. It was good, but kept going for like 10 min. I finally said all right lets bang and she was like, oh no, that will be another 6. I was like WTF.

I ended up finishing BBJ and calling it a day. 4 Hundos for a bad massage and a decent BBJ. The only saving grace is that she is a rare find in the area (age, race, non-professional), but good lord she has a GPS.

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Regarding the phone number app. This runs by looking up phone numbers and anyone can review this phone number. Know, when I was looked up (she showed me) my full name was there. Obviously this could blow my cover, so for now on it's burner phone app for me. 4. 99/ mo.

[QUOTE]Regarding the phone number app. This runs by looking up phone numbers and anyone can review this phone number. Know, when I was looked up (she showed me) my full name was there. Obviously this could blow my cover, so for now on it's burner phone app for me. 4. 99/ mo.[/QUOTE]Ummm, any idea what the phone number app used is called?