Strip Club Reports

I drove up from Portland this weekend and happened to stop by Pandoras. There were only 3 girls working, Monse, I assume Luna and one I don't remember, had huge back tattoo. I went with Monse based on all the reviews here. Did the 3 for $. We went to the back and she knew exactly what was needed. Like Carona Lime says "she suck wang really good" she gave me Russian, bbjwcim. She told her friend my name was now verga buena! (She didn't think I knew Spanish). When it was all over she gave me her number and said text anytime!! Next time ill try Luna!

[QUOTE=HelloThar;6831724]Have yet to go to Pandora's and been thinking of popping my cherry there with one of the popular dancers one day. At least to try once to say I did.

1. So given that the lighting is dark af from previous reports I've read, how do you guys handle paying for stuff without fumbling bills. I know it's after services, but is the lighting better where the rooms are? Stuff like tipping the waitress after asking her for a specific girl or tipping a dancer on stage makes me think to have different denominations in different pockets or something.

2. Do the dancers take cashapp? LOL.

3. Some of you also mentioned having phone numbers / texts, so I guess you just ask after the fact if you want their number?

4. I know rates vary based on time and how busy (would likely go during a slow afternoon), but is $$ still good enough for the more willing ones or has inflation kicked in. Read back about 100 reports or so. $$$ seems guaranteed, 3 for $ seems best for qv but not so guaranteed. There's no room fee or anything tied to this after cover charge I assume.[/QUOTE]There are several dancers that do Venmo / cash app, some prefer it.

[QUOTE=Context22;6832237]There are several dancers that do Venmo / cash app, some prefer it.[/QUOTE]Does Monse / Luna?

Now that I think of it, sounds incredibly dangerous vs coming with only what you're willing to pay. Maybe cash the smarter play.

[QUOTE=HelloThar;6832248]Does Monse / Luna?

Now that I think of it, sounds incredibly dangerous vs coming with only what you're willing to pay. Maybe cash the smarter play.[/QUOTE]Always cash in the club. Bring what you're willing to spend. I take my debit and credit cards out of my wallet before I visit. Better safe than sorry.

I'm an out of towner, wanted to know if there was any photos of these girls, or maybe celeb look a likes to give some idea? Thanks in advance.

PB.

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;6832000]It easy. Go see Monse. Give her 300. She fuck you crazy. You cum fast.[/QUOTE]

Anyone seen her yet?
https://www.instagram.com/harleys.interlude?igsh=MW5rOTc0MTNnYnF6bg==

[QUOTE=PatrickBateman;6832907]I'm an out of towner, wanted to know if there was any photos of these girls, or maybe celeb look a likes to give some idea? Thanks in advance.

PB.[/QUOTE]Search Monse, you find. Ok? Ok.

Club Slow.

Ava say Hello to me. She never do that. I cheap. Today she say she take me to room. My price.

She play wang, suck wang. Sexy butt, ride wang. She jerk me off on boobies. She tell me she like big black wang. Pow pow pow. I cum fast. Hahahaha.

Wow! Must be slow. Last time I was there Ava quoted me an astronomical high number for a Private. I passed and she hasn't glanced even slightly in my direction. Guess times have changed.

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;6833138]Club Slow.

Ava say Hello to me. She never do that. I cheap. Today she say she take me to room. My price.

She play wang, suck wang. Sexy butt, ride wang. She jerk me off on boobies. She tell me she like big black wang. Pow pow pow. I cum fast. Hahahaha.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AnthonyAnthony;6833392]Wow! Must be slow. Last time I was there Ava quoted me an astronomical high number for a Private. I passed and she hasn't glanced even slightly in my direction. Guess times have changed.[/QUOTE]Ava's rates always vary.

[QUOTE=AnthonyAnthony;6833392]Wow! Must be slow. Last time I was there Ava quoted me an astronomical high number for a Private. I passed and she hasn't glanced even slightly in my direction. Guess times have changed.[/QUOTE]With Ava it's always been YMMV and your rates may vary.

[QUOTE=AnthonyAnthony;6833392]Wow! Must be slow. Last time I was there Ava quoted me an astronomical high number for a Private. I passed and she hasn't glanced even slightly in my direction. Guess times have changed.[/QUOTE]Saturday night it was very slow. I went there to try to spend time with tattooed Heather, she was with some guy all night long. I hung out but decided to head over to Kittens.

Slow at all of the clubs, too many dancers not enough cash. Time for the GPS dancers to bring their rates down.

[QUOTE=HelloThar;6832079]Thanks for the info gents. I always just like to be thorough and overanalyze things.

The tip on not paying before a dance in particular sounds like avoiding a mistake I'd make.[/QUOTE]Go see Monse. She no rob.

Jane: I am seeing her name again, and even her picture twice. I got to meet her once during a day shift visit. I got one dance, and did not get extra vibes. However, she felt amazing, and had really good energy. Anyone got any intel? I would like her to play with my wang.

Imagine: I saw her name in the line up, Wednesday Day shift. Pre-COVID there was a girl who went by that handle. She also called herself Meka "Meek-ah" when we chatted. I used to have her number, but lost contact during the pandemic. Is this the same lady? She was Asian or pacific islander. She was a hands on dancer.

[QUOTE=PacificoWang;6834823]Jane: I am seeing her name again, and even her picture twice. I got to meet her once during a day shift visit. I got one dance, and did not get extra vibes. However, she felt amazing, and had really good energy. Anyone got any intel? I would like her to play with my wang.

Imagine: I saw her name in the line up, Wednesday Day shift. Pre-COVID there was a girl who went by that handle. She also called herself Meka "Meek-ah" when we chatted. I used to have her number, but lost contact during the pandemic. Is this the same lady? She was Asian or pacific islander. She was a hands on dancer.[/QUOTE]Jade can be more fun once you get to know her.

It's been slowAF in all of the clubs. Last Saturday I ended up at Kittens, after leaving Pandora. Larger VIP rooms and pretty high mileage. Cute petite dancer said she would let me fuck her ass, the next time she sees me. I can't remember her name, but she likes to lick dick and balls. 300 for 15 min.

[QUOTE=LSteele;6836161]Jade can be more fun once you get to know her.[/QUOTE]Jane, not Jade. I have had some great fun with Jade. She is quite a charmer. However, I am talking about Jane.

[QUOTE=Adonis666;6836354]It's been slowAF in all of the clubs. Last Saturday I ended up at Kittens, after leaving Pandora. Larger VIP rooms and pretty high mileage. Cute petite dancer said she would let me fuck her ass, the next time she sees me. I can't remember her name, but she likes to lick dick and balls. 300 for 15 min.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you were lucky. Most of my experiences in Kittens were pretty bad. May be I just go during the bad days. Pandoras has almost always been good.

Daytime luxe sighting.

Sounds like aria is going to be dancing again at pandoras, I'm curious what kind of millage you'll get, it's always been very high in my experience.

How are you guys getting these kinds of extras at these clubs? I stopped bothering because the couple times I've gone I was quoted an absurd number for nothing. Only time I was offered anything was $300 for a handjob. Like how the hell are you getting offers to fuck them in the ass? Wouldn't bouncers storm the room once it became something not discreet like a handjob?

Does anyone know what shift or days she usually works.

[QUOTE=Trappin1719;6837736]Does anyone know what shift or days she usually works.[/QUOTE]Nights Saturday and Sunday, she said she was doing good when she work dayshift Friday so she might work it on the regular.

[QUOTE=Hycina111;6837706]How are you guys getting these kinds of extras at these clubs? I stopped bothering because the couple times I've gone I was quoted an absurd number for nothing. Only time I was offered anything was $300 for a handjob. Like how the hell are you getting offers to fuck them in the ass? Wouldn't bouncers storm the room once it became something not discreet like a handjob?[/QUOTE]How's your approach? Do you come right out and ask for extras? I know that more is offered if a stripper is comfortable with you or likes the vibe you put out. However, I have also been quoted an absurd amount by robs in the past so I stick to the notable extras girls at their respective clubs. I. e. Monse / luna at pandoras, love at kittens, lola and visa at Sugars, etc. They will do much more and have a grateful attitude about it than many strippers in the seattle area. They're very discreet every time so bouncers should not be "storming the room". I've never gotten the feel that that would happen unless someone was drunk and rowdy.

[QUOTE=Hycina111;6837706]How are you guys getting these kinds of extras at these clubs? I stopped bothering because the couple times I've gone I was quoted an absurd number for nothing. Only time I was offered anything was $300 for a handjob. Like how the hell are you getting offers to fuck them in the ass? Wouldn't bouncers storm the room once it became something not discreet like a handjob?[/QUOTE]Only time I've ever had someone come into a room was when we had gone overtime but hadn't heard the DJ inform the dancer. We were just sitting there talking so not a big deal. I've seen the managers at Pandora's approach rooms after the DJ has announced time a few times without a response.

Tried Deja Vu Saturday around noon. Manager told me they had two girls working. Didn't know either of them. Saved my $$ and drove south to Pandora's. Waitress stated just 1 girl was there but three more were getting ready. None of the names were doing it for me. Maybe all the dancer moms were starting spring break duty.

[QUOTE=Hycina111;6837706]How are you guys getting these kinds of extras at these clubs? I stopped bothering because the couple times I've gone I was quoted an absurd number for nothing. Only time I was offered anything was $300 for a handjob. Like how the hell are you getting offers to fuck them in the ass? Wouldn't bouncers storm the room once it became something not discreet like a handjob?[/QUOTE]Tell dancer you want wang sucked.

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;6838657]Tell dancer you want wang sucked.[/QUOTE]Use the term wang at your own risk.

Just left Pandora's and it was surely a waste of the cover.

Sylvie.

Mia.

Mercy.

Kylie.

Miyoki.

Cream.

Valencia.

Jane.

Some white BBW.

Maybe another one or two I can't remember.

Diana or Harlow would be my safety nets on a Sunday night but neither was around. Oh well. Contemplating trying Lake City Deja Vu but guessing it'll be the same slow time.

[QUOTE=LSteele;6838590]Only time I've ever had someone come into a room was when we had gone overtime but hadn't heard the DJ inform the dancer. We were just sitting there talking so not a big deal. I've seen the managers at Pandora's approach rooms after the DJ has announced time a few times without a response.[/QUOTE]I've had a manager come over and talk to the dancer I was with when she was riding me RCG. She simply stopped grinding for a moment while she was talking and got back to work after she left. This happened when I first started going to pandoras a while back, kinda ruined it for me at the time. These days I'd probably find it kinda hot.

Looking for good options. Nothing quite measures up since Korean smokeshow "Jenny" moved to Vegas and left Kittens. I know about Viet Lilli, but she has a limited menu and not really my type of body.

Hey, it seems like you're really intrigued by Pandy! Unfortunately, I don't have any intel on her, but it sounds like she left quite an impression on you and Jane.

[QUOTE=Context22;6839371]I've had a manager come over and talk to the dancer I was with when she was riding me RCG. She simply stopped grinding for a moment while she was talking and got back to work after she left. This happened when I first started going to pandoras a while back, kinda ruined it for me at the time. These days I'd probably find it kinda hot.[/QUOTE]Smh, hard to believe these ladies do whatever they're told and when to do it by people who seemingly give them very little in return, oh well.

[QUOTE=ItalianSteel;6839570]Looking for good options. Nothing quite measures up since Korean smokeshow "Jenny" moved to Vegas and left Kittens. I know about Viet Lilli, but she has a limited menu and not really my type of body.[/QUOTE]Owner of at BelleVieLatte in Everett dances at kittens (pics on insta). Can't recall stage name, goes by Suki at the stand. Sounds like there's a menu.

[QUOTE=FrankTheDude;6838052]How's your approach? Do you come right out and ask for extras? I know that more is offered if a stripper is comfortable with you or likes the vibe you put out. However, I have also been quoted an absurd amount by robs in the past so I stick to the notable extras girls at their respective clubs. I. e. Monse / luna at pandoras, love at kittens, lola and visa at Sugars, etc. They will do much more and have a grateful attitude about it than many strippers in the seattle area. They're very discreet every time so bouncers should not be "storming the room". I've never gotten the feel that that would happen unless someone was drunk and rowdy.[/QUOTE]Strip clubs are one of my unknowns as I never really partake but a friend of mine who also mongers wants to go and we're both clueless. Would be interested in some tips so we don't get thrown out for soliciting like some D bags. Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=ItalianSteel;6839570]Looking for good options. Nothing quite measures up since Korean smokeshow "Jenny" moved to Vegas and left Kittens. I know about Viet Lilli, but she has a limited menu and not really my type of body.[/QUOTE]Ava or Faith at Pandoras.

[QUOTE=Context22;6839947]Ava or Faith at Pandoras.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BradLee9450;6839733]Owner of at BelleVieLatte in Everett dances at kittens (pics on insta). Can't recall stage name, goes by Suki at the stand. Sounds like there's a menu.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

Bill SB 6105 the "strippers bill of rights" passed fellas be careful in the clubs now. They have to have panic buttons in the rooms now. Just on case any stripper feels sexualy harrased.

[QUOTE=TegMan1;6840508]Bill SB 6105 the "strippers bill of rights" passed fellas be careful in the clubs now. They have to have panic buttons in the rooms now. Just on case any stripper feels sexualy harrased.[/QUOTE]Pandoras has had them for as long as I can remember.

[QUOTE=TegMan1;6840508]Bill SB 6105 the "strippers bill of rights" passed fellas be careful in the clubs now. They have to have panic buttons in the rooms now. Just on case any stripper feels sexualy harrased.[/QUOTE]Has Inslee signed in yet? I sure hope the LCB henchmen don't fuck up our lovely little brothel.