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Got a massage and FS. 1$
LMFAO. The answer.... YES.
[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]Are you an idiot?[/QUOTE]In response to:
[QUOTE=Cpl Flirt]To shy to ask up front what extras she offer. I did call and she said massage only.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cpl Flirt]Ok, so I did not know until now that the post doesn't go up right away. Not that the feedback has been helpful up to now.
So I gave it a try Friday night and here is a short version of it.
Walk in and meet Jennifer at the door. Another guy just came down the hallway, gave her a hug and kiss and left. Good sign, maybe she is free. She said she will be right back. I look around and got a chance to look at the title and cert on the wall. Same last name but one is a guy and the other J some thing, more on that later. This would be my third time dropping by. She asked the usual and push for a table shower. I wanted to pass on the TS and get right to the fun part so I did the hour massage. 7 for a hr.
Got naked massage, I thought she ask to many questions and finely turn it around and got her to tell me more about her. She work Chinatown and LasVegas and now here. She likes dancing and at one point I thought she ask me to dance? Later on that also. I also ask about the hours and she said if night is slow she will stay open later. If she wants to go dancing she and a good day then she close earlier. I thought the massage was ok, little to hard for me and ask her to easy up. At the end she does this slapping thing on your back. OK LOL Seem it took for ever about 45 minutes but finally the flip.
I was already soft and really want to blow the load in her. So I offer what I had and she ask for more and she said next time bring more. Ya Ya, So got to roam everywhere, as she HJ, then blew me. Not bad! I finger and she was wet, but wash wet at first. I figure out she wash after ever visit. So I got her nice and wet and my turn. Put her on the table. By the way, the table is very nice. Strong, soft and can get right up and go for it and no noise. Nice! So I laid her back and ate at the Y. Play with her ass a little and put the plastic on to pump her hard. She took all 8" no complaints. Huge plus, and felt very tight. Tits got hard and made me felt like she enjoys it. Spent about 20 mints so she went over a little.
All done and said, the place is very clean, she is hot, nice ass very sweet pussy, tits are small but get rock hard when you are doing her. Total damage, was 7 for massage, 1$ for Half and Half, and she did ask for tip and gave her 2. Not to bad, What I did not like was she answer the phone twice and twice after the flip she jump up for the door bell. Second time who came in did not leave. I think he was park in the room next to the one I was in. It was insteresting how fast she can cover up and get out!
So I did a little bit of looking on the net. May I have this dance is a studio on Elston. Friday nights they have dancing and I guess she goes. But there is more! Found her name on youtube and can she dance! Like with the stars Ballroom dance. Oh well, thought I had a chance. Also look up her partner in the video and he has a facebook page with some very nice pictures of her. If you want the links PM and let me know if you had any luck with her.
So much for a short report![/QUOTE]Let me get this straight, first you ask on here, then you call and ask, then you write this in detail report.
If it don't feel right, more then likely it's not.
That's all I got to say about that.
[QUOTE=Datsurman]The kind of help you need is not offered here.
As 2 others have said, you should be cruising clubs and bars picking up as many hot chicks as you can pull with whatever charm, looks and money that you've got going for yourself. Unless you're really f@cked up, it ain't that hard. Surprisingly there are some ladies out there who - every so often - just want to fvck. Tip. Go to a bar about 1 hour before it closes. If there are women there alone. Most of the time thats a big red flag that they're open to hooking up, IF the right guy approaches them. But you've got to have your sht together.
You only get one shot at youth, buddy. Waste it, and in 10 or 20 years you'll want to kick yourself with a lead boot.[/QUOTE]Hmmm.
I'm 24 and often get drunk/F'd up and still get F'd. The thing is, it's 12pm and you are on your lunch break. Your boss has you stressed out. What do you do? Yes, you jump on the red line and get some. Age doesn't matter. There are specific instances you just need to get a nut, no matter the age. Get some!
Enjoyable time with A***e. Paid for hr no ts. Very light massage and instantly started teasing. She looks ok, late 20's or early 30's. Nice body and pretty b-cup rack. Only minus is she ask for tips up front but I bet she's been burned by other mongers who don't pay. I recommend highly.
Attitude: 8
Looks: 7
Massage: 5 (note more teasing than massaging)
Finish: 8+ she is my new favorite amt.
[QUOTE=Gopher88]I was in the area yesterday called no answer. Monica call me back 1/2 hour are so. She told me Anna and her quit, I just seen Anna Monday. Monica told she would let me know where there going to be, Gave me her cel number.
I called the reg. Number Monica answer the phone? Don't know what is going on. Let you when I know, Hope we don't lose Anna she is one of the best provider around.
The only drawback there is walking through the alley by that day care school. Power of Touch Diversy & Long.[/QUOTE]
I saw Anna a few days before Gopher. If she did quit, I desperately want to know where she ends up. Despite not getting a lot of props on this board, she is my ATF provider.
[QUOTE=Hauss4069]Let me get this straight, first you ask on here, then you call and ask, then you write this in detail report.
If it don't feel right, more then likely it's not.
That's all I got to say about that.[/QUOTE]And if you post something, post something that is worth while to read.
We know we arent the top of the lot.
Why else our we paying for some ass.
Nice friendly place. Very clean. Heated tables WOW I thougth that was so cool. Nice clean shower. They use unsented oil thats a nice touch. Two girls work there Ivy and Jenny. Took a shower first thern a massage form Ivy last week she is realy great puts the stones on you back. I think that is called Stone Therapy. I fell asleep thats a first. No rush I paid 55. For a hour lasted 70 min's. Over 60 min's how rare is that. I seen Jenny this WOW there both great. It think that heated table is the cats meow. 100 % legit. I don't think there is no extra's to be had here. Will reture for sure. Monday 4/19
[QUOTE=Hauss4069]Let me get this straight, first you ask on here, then you call and ask, then you write this in detail report.
If it don't feel right, more then likely it's not.
That's all I got to say about that.[/QUOTE]"So I gave it a try Friday night and here is a short version of it."
That's one hell of a short version.
[QUOTE=Gopher88]Nice friendly place. Very clean. Heated tables WOW I thougth that was so cool. Nice clean shower. They use unsented oil thats a nice touch. Two girls work there Ivy and Jenny. Took a shower first thern a massage form Ivy last week she is realy great puts the stones on you back. I think that is called Stone Therapy. I fell asleep thats a first. No rush I paid 55. For a hour lasted 70 min's. Over 60 min's how rare is that. I seen Jenny this WOW there both great. It think that heated table is the cats meow. 100 % legit. I don't think there is no extra's to be had here. Will reture for sure. Monday 4/19[/QUOTE]Where is TLC located?
I'd like to try them out.
I haven't seen too much about this place till lately. They have some bad reviews in the past. What is the deal on this place and how do the Polish girls here rate when compared to Tiff over on Western? PM if you don't wanna share on board.
[QUOTE=Datsurman]LMFAO. The answer.... YES.
In response to:[/QUOTE]
LMFAO. The answer.... YES.? Whats that mean LMFAQ?
[QUOTE=Gopher88]LMFAO. The answer.... YES.? Whats that mean LMFAQ?[/QUOTE]
Laughing My F'ing Ass Off. Datsurman is answering Steven Lynn's question and saying "YES, Cpl Flirt is an idiot." BTW, I have no opinion on this matter.
[QUOTE=Gopher88]Nice friendly place. Very clean. Heated tables WOW I thougth that was so cool. Nice clean shower. They use unsented oil thats a nice touch. Two girls work there Ivy and Jenny. Took a shower first thern a massage form Ivy last week she is realy great puts the stones on you back. I think that is called Stone Therapy. I fell asleep thats a first. No rush I paid 55. For a hour lasted 70 min's. Over 60 min's how rare is that. I seen Jenny this WOW there both great. It think that heated table is the cats meow. 100 % legit. I don't think there is no extra's to be had here. Will reture for sure. Monday 4/19[/QUOTE]
Yep Gofer, I concur. Tim the owner is there most of the time. He's a really nice guy who gives massages too, though I don't generally get a massage from a man. I always choose Ivy. I haven't yet had Jenny but I'm sure she must be really good too since Tim allows her to continue working there.
For those of us who are really concerned about cleanliness this is the place to go. 3109 S Wallace.
Seriously, who gives a sh1t about getting legit massages?
Isn't that what Yelp is for?
Anyone check this place out? Thought I read there being a chubby Latina, but their ad mentions "girls"...anyone had any experience with them? Please PM me with any info..
~~~~$30 1 HR SPECIAL~~~~
***CUTE AND NICE LATIN GIRLS***
!!!WE OFFER YOU THE BEST TOUCH WITH THE BEST HANDS!!!
AND HOT TOWELS, CANDLES AND COSTUMES!!!
~~~SAFE,CLEAN AND PRIVATE PLACE~~~
$100 45 MIN
$150 60 MIN
CALL FOR MORE INFO: 312 617 72 32
****WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU****
Location: Irving Park Rd.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Chinese Ancient Spa,
2749 Archer, (just east of Relax)
312-949-1288
Grand opening set for Tues. April 20.
[QUOTE=Cdthue]Where is TLC located?
I'd like to try them out.[/QUOTE]
3109 S Wallace.
[QUOTE=Alterxxx]Anyone check this place out? Thought I read there being a chubby Latina, but their ad mentions "girls"...anyone had any experience with them? Please PM me with any info..[/QUOTE]Been there, only one provider on my initial and only visit couple of options convertible HE or CBJ.. 4 and. 8 respectively. Yes, provider was a larger latina however small chested. Good massage, no shower. Weird thing was I needed to use the washroom and there were Dildo's out like they were on display. Will not repeat.
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Seriously, who gives a sh1t about getting legit massages?
Isn't that what Yelp is for?[/QUOTE]
Boy, do I agree with you!
What's most upsetting is that the original post, where it is described that TLC is Legit, will be buried back in the history. So a recent viewer will see all of this positive discussion about TLC, and think that it's approved by us.
Let me be clear, TLC is LEGIT! No extras to be had!
[QUOTE=PittPanther]Boy, do I agree with you!
What's most upsetting is that the original post, where it is described that TLC is Legit, will be buried back in the history. So a recent viewer will see all of this positive discussion about TLC, and think that it's approved by us.
Let me be clear, TLC is LEGIT! No extras to be had![/QUOTE]
Anyone who thinks that a bit of dalliance never happens at even the MOST legit of massage establishments is surely living in a fantasyland. No one with half a brain is going to publicly share all of his prime shitte. Case closed.
Started out Sunday afternoon with the usuall itch. Called an ad from CL on irving said it would be 2 hours till there's someone ready. Said I would call back. Drove 2 paradise on fullerton since no one answered their phone. And they were closed. So I called carribean. Lady answered said there were 2 available. When I arrived there was 1 older latina watching tv and a black guy at the desk. Don't know why though. He asked if I been there before and I said yes so he gave me their old prices as they have increased. To what I don't know. Paid 50 for door fee. I ended up with the one latins I saw. Said he name was raquel I think. She said she has only been there 8 weeks. Seady 7 on the looks. Maybe late thirties. Gave a decent massage actually tried. Said she doesn't do xtras. I was pissed. But I mannaged to tell her that's how it works. Managed to almost force hr out of her. Left relieved.
Damage. 5
Looks 7
Massage 7
Xtras 1
[QUOTE=Mengzi]Anyone who thinks that a bit of dalliance never happens at even the MOST legit of massage establishments is surely living in a fantasyland.[/QUOTE]According to massage therapists I know, the opposite is the case. Reputable massage therapists would NEVER EVER do that, because of the problems that go along with it. The ones I have talked to. Not as a client but in other settings. Have made it VERY clear that isn't a line they will cross.
[QUOTE=Stephen6868]Started out Sunday afternoon with the usuall itch. Called an ad from CL on irving said it would be 2 hours till there's someone ready. Said I would call back. Drove 2 paradise on fullerton since no one answered their phone. And they were closed. So I called carribean. Lady answered said there were 2 available. When I arrived there was 1 older latina watching tv and a black guy at the desk. Don't know why though. He asked if I been there before and I said yes so he gave me their old prices as they have increased. To what I don't know. Paid 50 for door fee. I ended up with the one latins I saw. Said he name was raquel I think. She said she has only been there 8 weeks. Seady 7 on the looks. Maybe late thirties. Gave a decent massage actually tried. Said she doesn't do xtras. I was pissed. But I mannaged to tell her that's how it works. Managed to almost force hr out of her. Left relieved.[/QUOTE]
With all the crap that's been going on with Carribean and their local councilman trying to get them shut down in court, I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. I don't think they're cooperating with the local authorities, but you never know for sure. It was my favorite place, but I'm not going there again. Be careful.
For you poor souls who keep turning over your hard earned paychecks to 50yo fugly AMP chicks for who-knows-what reason, listen carefully. Take a half hour drive to the nw burbs and go to golden hands. Two incredibly hot Polish ladies with excellent massage skills and super sweet personalities (Natalie and Monica). (I'm not sure what they put in the water in Poland but they need to bottle it and force feed it to women in other countries.)
The negative:
First, no TS or shower at all. Second, they are a few dollars more (60hh, 75hr, 50-75 tip) and they WILL NOT negotiate. But you get what you pay for. If you want to haggle an aging, fugly chick down to $30 then keep doing what your doing. If you want to get nicely worked over for an hour by a coupla eastern european babes then you have to fork over a little more. Sorry but it be that way sometimes. Third, there is no chance of $ex at all.
Drill. Walk in. When asked to disrobe, do so. Don't touch the towel. Put tip on the table in advance where she can see it or just add it in when paying for the time. You don't need to talk about it or discuss it. Saves you and the ladies from a stupid awkward conversation later. Now enjoy the next hour of your life.
"This is a public service announcement. Beep."
[QUOTE=Alterxxx]Anyone check this place out? Thought I read there being a chubby Latina, but their ad mentions "girls"...anyone had any experience with them? Please PM me with any info..
~~~~$30 1 HR SPECIAL~~~~
***CUTE AND NICE LATIN GIRLS***
!!!WE OFFER YOU THE BEST TOUCH WITH THE BEST HANDS!!!
AND HOT TOWELS, CANDLES AND COSTUMES!!!
~~~SAFE,CLEAN AND PRIVATE PLACE~~~
$100 45 MIN
$150 60 MIN
CALL FOR MORE INFO: 312 617 72 32
****WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU****
Location: Irving Park Rd.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests[/QUOTE]Linder is cool, I've been there about 4 times now, I always leave happy. Pm for more info with other latina number and I'll give you the full report.
Read the thread a lot and decided to give it a try. Went to Zeus because it's relatively close to me. Around noon, was told to come back at one. Went back at one, paid .6 for an hour. Cute little latina with a big ass and nice face came and led me to the room and told me to disrobe. Got naked, she knocked and I flashed her a little as I put the robe on. Went to the table shower got naked and washed down, no teasing. Went back to the room and she worked on my back for about 30 minutes. On the flip, I brushed her ass and looked up at her and she said they don't do that here. I left disappointed at the outcome, or lack thereof, but it was a decent time. I'd appreciate any leads on sure things around the north side where I won't have to waste my time but I understand if you guys are wary of giving me info because I only have one post.
[QUOTE=Alterxxx]Anyone check this place out? Thought I read there being a chubby Latina, but their ad mentions "girls"...anyone had any experience with them? Please PM me with any info..
~~~~$30 1 HR SPECIAL~~~~
***CUTE AND NICE LATIN GIRLS***
!!!WE OFFER YOU THE BEST TOUCH WITH THE BEST HANDS!!!
AND HOT TOWELS, CANDLES AND COSTUMES!!!
~~~SAFE,CLEAN AND PRIVATE PLACE~~~
$100 45 MIN
$150 60 MIN
CALL FOR MORE INFO: 312 617 72 32
****WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU****
Location: Irving Park Rd.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests[/QUOTE]
My experience was with a chubby older woman, no girls there.
[QUOTE=Datsurman]For you poor souls who keep turning over your hard earned paychecks to 50yo fugly AMP chicks for who-knows-what reason, listen carefully. Take a half hour drive to the nw burbs and go to golden hands. Two incredibly hot Polish ladies with excellent massage skills and super sweet personalities (Natalie and Monica). (I'm not sure what they put in the water in Poland but they need to bottle it and force feed it to women in other countries.)
The negative:
First, no TS or shower at all. Second, they are a few dollars more (60hh, 75hr, 50-75 tip) and they WILL NOT negotiate. But you get what you pay for. If you want to haggle an aging, fugly chick down to $30 then keep doing what your doing. If you want to get nicely worked over for an hour by a coupla eastern european babes then you have to fork over a little more. Sorry but it be that way sometimes. Third, there is no chance of $ex at all.
Drill. Walk in. When asked to disrobe, do so. Don't touch the towel. Put tip on the table in advance where she can see it or just add it in when paying for the time. You don't need to talk about it or discuss it. Saves you and the ladies from a stupid awkward conversation later. Now enjoy the next hour of your life.
"This is a public service announcement. Beep."[/QUOTE]
Now that we know about hot polish girls Natalie & Monice Where are they ?
[QUOTE=Gopher88]Now that we know about hot polish girls Natalie & Monice Where are they ?[/QUOTE]Google 'golden hands schaumburg il'.
[QUOTE=Gopher88]Now that we know about hot polish girls Natalie & Monice Where are they ?[/QUOTE]
Not trying to be smart about it, but hot girls who don't offer extras can be found anywhere.
To be precise, she told me she was Ukranian:-)
[QUOTE=Datsurman]For you poor souls who keep turning over your hard earned paychecks to 50yo fugly AMP chicks for who-knows-what reason, listen carefully. Take a half hour drive to the nw burbs and go to golden hands. Two incredibly hot Polish ladies with excellent massage skills and super sweet personalities (Natalie and Monica). (I'm not sure what they put in the water in Poland but they need to bottle it and force feed it to women in other countries.)
The negative:
First, no TS or shower at all. Second, they are a few dollars more (60hh, 75hr, 50-75 tip) and they WILL NOT negotiate. But you get what you pay for. If you want to haggle an aging, fugly chick down to $30 then keep doing what your doing. If you want to get nicely worked over for an hour by a coupla eastern european babes then you have to fork over a little more. Sorry but it be that way sometimes. Third, there is no chance of $ex at all.
Drill. Walk in. When asked to disrobe, do so. Don't touch the towel. Put tip on the table in advance where she can see it or just add it in when paying for the time. You don't need to talk about it or discuss it. Saves you and the ladies from a stupid awkward conversation later. Now enjoy the next hour of your life.
"This is a public service announcement. Beep."[/QUOTE]
Luxurious Massage Spa Grand Opening (3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park)
Posted on: Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:07 pm
Reply to: (Use contact form below)
Type: W4M
Here is private, save and comfortable environment. If you need something relaxing and private, coming now and try our gentle or firm Asian touch, you will be treated as a V. I. P.
Grand opening special: only $45/30min, $65/hr Swedish massage
Table shower/$20, salt shower, body scrub and waxing are available.
Free parking available and walk in are welcome.
3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park
Has anyone been to this spot. On localescortpages.com this one has a star next to it when you go to chicago and click on adult services
[QUOTE=Lobster84]Luxurious Massage Spa Grand Opening (3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park)
Posted on: Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:07 pm
Reply to: (Use contact form below)
Type: W4M
Here is private, save and comfortable environment. If you need something relaxing and private, coming now and try our gentle or firm Asian touch, you will be treated as a V. I. P.
Grand opening special: only $45/30min, $65/hr Swedish massage
Table shower/$20, salt shower, body scrub and waxing are available.
Free parking available and walk in are welcome.
3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park
Has anyone been to this spot. On localescortpages.com this one has a star next to it when you go to chicago and click on adult services[/QUOTE]Didn't this place get busted recently?
[QUOTE=Lobster84]Luxurious Massage Spa Grand Opening (3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park)
Posted on: Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:07 pm
Reply to: (Use contact form below)
Type: W4M
Here is private, save and comfortable environment. If you need something relaxing and private, coming now and try our gentle or firm Asian touch, you will be treated as a V. I. P.
Grand opening special: only $45/30min, $65/hr Swedish massage
Table shower/$20, salt shower, body scrub and waxing are available.
Free parking available and walk in are welcome.
3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park
Has anyone been to this spot. On localescortpages.com this one has a star next to it when you go to chicago and click on adult services[/QUOTE]
I have several reviews on this thread already. Tao Spa.
Anyone know anything about this provider?
~**~ SEXY SWEET JESSIE ~**~ - w4m (my private place)
She's been on CL quite a few times and also gives her phone number.
Be safe
Nighthawk, I agree with you when it comes to 40 or 50 bucks. But I wonder if those rules hold up when really wealthy people (actors, sports stars, pop stars, etc) get a massage. Those guys can tip $500 as easily as one of us can tip $5. I wonder if a tiger woods was getting a massage from a "legit" high end spa and offered $500 for a 2 minute HR would those rules get quickly tossed under a bus or would the girl stick with the 'sorry, I don't do that'?
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]According to massage therapists I know, the opposite is the case. Reputable massage therapists would NEVER EVER do that, because of the problems that go along with it. The ones I have talked to. Not as a client but in other settings. Have made it VERY clear that isn't a line they will cross.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Datsurman]Nighthawk, I agree with you when it comes to 40 or 50 bucks. But I wonder if those rules hold up when really wealthy people (actors, sports stars, pop stars, etc) get a massage. Those guys can tip $500 as easily as one of us can tip $5. I wonder if a tiger woods was getting a massage from a "legit" high end spa and offered $500 for a 2 minute HR would those rules get quickly tossed under a bus or would the girl stick with the 'sorry, I don't do that'?[/QUOTE]
Sounds like the old joke........Would you sleep with me for 5 dollars, and the response is hell no.......Would you sleep with me for a Million dollars, and the answer is yes. Now that we have established what you are, it's just negotiations from here.
[QUOTE=Pegleg]Anyone know anything about this provider?
~**~ SEXY SWEET JESSIE ~**~ - w4m (my private place)
She's been on CL quite a few times and also gives her phone number.
Be safe[/QUOTE]Don't know if this is the same Jessie, but there is a scam report (check the comments) for the # found on CL.
[url]http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/hooker-c134467.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Chicago Biker]Sounds like the old joke........Would you sleep with me for 5 dollars, and the response is hell no.......Would you sleep with me for a Million dollars, and the answer is yes. Now that we have established what you are, it's just negotiations from here.[/QUOTE]Why stop at massage therapist? You could make the same offer to your doctor, priest, mother-in-law. Anyone you might be alone with for 2 minutes.
Considering the tone from the ones I talked to, they have no desire to be working girls.