[QUOTE=Admin2;1987428]Delusional is what I'm thinking.[/QUOTE]Here it is.
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[QUOTE=Admin2;1987428]Delusional is what I'm thinking.[/QUOTE]Here it is.
Nothing will change as a result of this post, but I still need to vent about postings that seem to be little more than word salad.
Sure, not everyone on here has a graduate degree in English, but some of the doltish posts I have read seem as if they are coming from first grade writers. Angry and loutish first graders, at that.
Absent or undeveloped language skills are made even worse when the posts are made via not-so-smart phones.
Is it really so painful to add punctuation on your mobile device that you must skip it altogether?
Is it truly just too much bother to break your ideas into paragraphs?
Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?
There and their, they're different!
And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode.
Thank you for listening.
Signed,
The Grammar Police.
[blue]Don't...forget...if one period...is good...three...must be...better...[/blue]
Because periods here are a bad thing...
[QUOTE=Festellung;1988028]Nothing will change as a result of this post, but I still need to vent about postings that seem to be little more than word salad.
Sure, not everyone on here has a graduate degree in English, but some of the doltish posts I have read seem as if they are coming from first grade writers. Angry and loutish first graders, at that.
Absent or undeveloped language skills are made even worse when the posts are made via not-so-smart phones.
Is it really so painful to add punctuation on your mobile device that you must skip it altogether?
Is it truly just too much bother to break your ideas into paragraphs?
Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?
There and their, they're different!
And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode.
Thank you for listening.
Signed,
The Grammar Police.
[blue]Don't...forget...if one period...is good...three...must be...better...[/blue][/QUOTE]Your awful anal about you're grammar. Them girls I was seeing told me about this post & when I seen what you wrote I just had to reply.
It always amazes me when people piss and moan about other people's writing skills, their grammar. Some of you act like you get a shooting pain in your eyes when reading something that misses punctuation marks, run on sentences or misspelled word.
There are several reasons people don't use proper grammar when talking and writing. Some are just plain dumb, not their fault. Some just don't care or may be lazy. Some people may be smart enough but were never taught. Some people may have been a little too stoned when the teaching process took place in school. I can't remember real well, but I think I may have smoked a lot of pot in high school. I kind of remember English class too. I fall under the don't give a shit, lazy and might have been stoned through high school category.
I guess my point is this, if you are searching here for future employees to write for your magazine then maybe you should be critical of people's grammatical ways. If you are here to find the best tasting, safest, hottest, best bang for your buck piece of ass, then shut the hell up and read and move to the next post. If you are smart enough to know where all the, . : ; ! & ?'s go, then you should be smart enough to understand the dumb, the uneducated, the under educated and the lazy posters here.
I seen enough of the grammar police.
BuyingSmiles.
No animals were hurt during the writing of this post. No time was wasted proof reading or editing this post.
[QUOTE=Festellung;1988028]Nothing will change as a result of this post, but I still need to vent about postings that seem to be little more than word salad.
Sure, not everyone on here has a graduate degree in English, but some of the doltish posts I have read seem as if they are coming from first grade writers. Angry and loutish first graders, at that.
Absent or undeveloped language skills are made even worse when the posts are made via not-so-smart phones.
Is it really so painful to add punctuation on your mobile device that you must skip it altogether?
Is it truly just too much bother to break your ideas into paragraphs?
Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?
There and their, they're different!
And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode.
Thank you for listening.
Signed,
The Grammar Police.
[blue]Don't...forget...if one period...is good...three...must be...better...[/blue][/QUOTE]I sure hope you're not this hard on the providers who write their own ads. I offered to correct the spelling and grammar for one of my favorites and she let me, then reverted right back to her old language with the very next post. Glad to say her spelling doesn't get in the way of showing men a fucking great time!
[QUOTE=Festellung;1988028]Nothing will change as a result of this post, but I still need to vent about postings that seem to be little more than word salad.
Sure, not everyone on here has a graduate degree in English, but some of the doltish posts I have read seem as if they are coming from first grade writers. Angry and loutish first graders, at that.
Absent or undeveloped language skills are made even worse when the posts are made via not-so-smart phones.
Is it really so painful to add punctuation on your mobile device that you must skip it altogether?
Is it truly just too much bother to break your ideas into paragraphs?
Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?
There and their, they're different!
And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode.
Thank you for listening.
Signed,
The Grammar Police.
[blue]Don't...forget...if one period...is good...three...must be...better...[/blue][/QUOTE]I'm sure that I'm (is that right?) one of the guilty parties, grammar, spelling, and punctuation have never been my strong suite.
I sincerely apologize for all past, and future offenses.
[BLUE]Not exactly true, [b]MY[/b] fucking time was wasted editing and proofing your post because you're too fucking lazy to do it.
Since you don't own the forum lets hear from the guy that does.
[quote]WHAT's GOOD;
Letter Format
1. An optional greeting, followed by a blank line.
2. Paragraphs of reasonable length, each separated by a blank line.
3. A optional salutation at the bottom, separated from the body of the report by a blank line.
Standard Punctuation
We all learned this in elementary school, and in the Forum it generally amounts to putting commas between phrases and periods at the end of sentences.
Standard Capitalization
Again, we all went to elementary school, and we all know that you should capitalize the first letter of sentences, names of people, places, streets, cities, countries, names of races and religions, etc.[/quote]
You can go on to read the what's not good part. Since you have decided that making sure your posts meet the minimum standard is something you're not going to do I'll put you on permanent moderation with this flag;
[b]Delete all posts that don't meet minimum standards.[/b]
So in the future, if you post something and don't see it on the forum it's because it was written like a second grader and I deleted it.
A2[/BLUE]
[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;1988752]Your awful anal about you're grammar. Them girls I was seeing told me about this post & when I seen what you wrote I just had to reply.
It always amazes me when people piss and moan about other people's writing skills, their grammar. Some of you act like you get a shooting pain in your eyes when reading something that misses punctuation marks, run on sentences or misspelled word.
There are several reasons people don't use proper grammar when talking and writing. Some are just plain dumb, not their fault. Some just don't care or may be lazy. Some people may be smart enough but were never taught. Some people may have been a little too stoned when the teaching process took place in school. I can't remember real well, but I think I may have smoked a lot of pot in high school. I kind of remember English class too. I fall under the don't give a shit, lazy and might have been stoned through high school category.
I guess my point is this, if you are searching here for future employees to write for your magazine then maybe you should be critical of people's grammatical ways. If you are here to find the best tasting, safest, hottest, best bang for your buck piece of ass, then shut the hell up and read and move to the next post. If you are smart enough to know where all the, . : ; ! & ?'s go, then you should be smart enough to understand the dumb, the uneducated, the under educated and the lazy posters here.
I seen enough of the grammar police.
BuyingSmiles.
No animals were hurt during the writing of this post. No time was wasted proof reading or editing this post.[/QUOTE]
Easy simple rules.
Never double up your punctuation except when you're posting a truncated quote or you're leaving something to the readers imagination, then and [B]only[/B] then use an ellipse, (three periods) they are not used to replace a comma.
Your / you're; easy as fucking pie. Your is possessive, "Your titties are HUGE." You're is a contraction of you are. "You're a woman with big ass titties."
There / their / they're; There is a place "I see some big titties over there." Their is possessive "Their titties are fucking huge." They're is another contraction for "they are." "Where are those huge ass titties? They're in the bathroom taking a shower."
Punctuation ALWAYS goes inside of quotation marks. "Always like this." "Never like this".
Nouns and verbs must agree in number. If the noun is singular the verb must be as well.
Punctuation short cut; Every mobile device in the fucking world is hard wired to insert a period and capitalize the following word when you double space.
These are the major offenders on this forum. If you guys stopped fucking up this shit I would have time to get an extra blowjob every week.
A2.
[QUOTE=Admin2;1988958]Easy simple rules.
Never double up your punctuation except when you're posting a truncated quote or you're leaving something to the readers imagination, then and [B]only[/B] then use an ellipse, (three periods) they are not used to replace a comma.
Your / you're; easy as fucking pie. Your is possessive, "Your titties are HUGE." You're is a contraction of you are. "You're a woman with big ass titties."
There / their / they're; There is a place "I see some big titties over there." Their is possessive "Their titties are fucking huge." They're is another contraction for "they are." "Where are those huge ass titties? They're in the bathroom taking a shower."
Punctuation ALWAYS goes inside of quotation marks. "Always like this." "Never like this".
Nouns and verbs must agree in number. If the noun is singular the verb must be as well.
Punctuation short cut; Every mobile device in the fucking world is hard wired to insert a period and capitalize the following word when you double space.
These are the major offenders on this forum. If you guys stopped fucking up this shit I would have time to get an extra blowjob every week.
A2.[/QUOTE]Nice try, but I suspect it is hopeless.
[QUOTE=Tuffy12;1989063]Nice try, but I suspect it is hopeless.[/QUOTE]You guys made me spit my coffee on my tablet I laughed so hard. Now to wipe off my tablet, damn.
[QUOTE=Admin2;1988958]Easy simple rules.
(Edit out to save bandwidth)
A2.[/QUOTE]I copied and pasted this post to Google and cannot find where A 2 got the text from.
[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;1989318]Can we read lazy / stupid posts? Yes. Are they painful, and sometimes impossible to make sense of? Yes.
The whole point of posting, AT ALL, is to communicate. Guys want to communicate with each other here and give and receive info. Girls want to entice customers to come see them. Communication is the WHOLE POINT. And effective communication is better than ineffective communication. Since you can't stand if front of each other and make hand gestures like a fucking chimpanzee, your going to have to use your words, asshole.
The truth is that grammar exists for a reason, it isn't just for the hell of it. I know that's how it must look to you. Because to you it all seems arbitrary and confusing. Your points are a weak and ignorant series of excuses. You don't like grammar because you're too lazy. Fine. You don't like people complaining about it, shut the hell up and move on, right? Why give people advice, you don't take yourself?
Imagine if you you didn't know how to add, or divide, or figure out percentages or fractions. It's no different. These are basic fucking life skills. It'd be one thing if you're disabled, but to be PROUD of your inability or unwillingness to speak or write clearly and effectively is just pathetic.
And all your shitty self-centered indolence has a real impact on the world. Once a week, a man in Buenos Aires is missing out on a blowjob, because you are too fucking lazy to type correctly. A fucking blowjob!
So I hope you're proud of yourselves.[/QUOTE]That man in Buenos Aires is reading my post anyway. Until I have 6 months here and so many post, my post get reviewed. They are not posted until they have been approved. Never has it been my intention to have him wasting time on my post, I think if he is honest, he doesn't spend very much on editing my post. Maybe I am wrong.
I did not say I do not try to write clearly or effective. When I said, "I fall under the don't give a shit, lazy and might have been stoned through high school category." I was stating that while I was in school I was too damn lazy to pay attention in class. Not stating I don't give a shit about how my post come across. I don't think my post are so painful to read. I am sure I screw some shit up but I don't believe it's to the point that it's painful to try and figure out what I am saying. If my postings have been such a burden on A2 to edit I would have thought he would have privately or publicly let me know.
None of this is confusing to me except that somebody would let their blood pressure go through the roof over somebody else's lack or grammar skills. Never did I say I don't like grammar. Never did I say I was unwilling to write clearly or effectively. I always press the preview post report to try to make sure what I post does sound coherent and make sense.
My post was not to say I a could care less about my communication skills. It was about people losing their minds when someone post with poor grammar. That I don't understand.
This isn't in blue so it's me, the guy, not A2 the godlike presence on the forum.
I loath when people excuse ignorance and your post boarded on celebrating it. "I'm happi that I'm stupid and all you nerds that rite gud ar fuking idiots." I don't castigate people that obviously lack either the intelligence or education to write well. There are some providers here (the forum in general, not Sincy in particular) that are practically illiterate, I just fix their posts and move on because they seem like sweet people. Championing ignorance however is an equine of an entirely different hue, that deserves the contempt it's receiving.
Do you think I'm exaggerating?
[QUOTE]Your awful anal about you're grammar. Them girls I was seeing told me about this post & when I seen what you wrote I just had to reply.[/QUOTE]You're awfully anal about your grammar. Some of the girls I have seen (not sure if you can use plural here because unless they were literally speaking at the same time one of them told you first) told me about this post, and when I had seen what you wrote, I just had to reply. (Though I would have said, felt compelled, or wanted, because using had implies a lack of options and you could have chosen to remain mute on the subject).
It got worse after that.
Yes it's a pissing match and I suggest you quit while you're only this far behind, it's not going to get better.
A2.
[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;1989371]That man in Buenos Aires is reading my post anyway. Until I have 6 months here and so many post, my post get reviewed. They are not posted until they have been approved. Never has it been my intention to have him wasting time on my post, I think if he is honest, he doesn't spend very much on editing my post. Maybe I am wrong.
I did not say I do not try to write clearly or effective. When I said, "I fall under the don't give a shit, lazy and might have been stoned through high school category." I was stating that while I was in school I was too damn lazy to pay attention in class. Not stating I don't give a shit about how my post come across. I don't think my post are so painful to read. I am sure I screw some shit up but I don't believe it's to the point that it's painful to try and figure out what I am saying. If my postings have been such a burden on A2 to edit I would have thought he would have privately or publicly let me know.
None of this is confusing to me except that somebody would let their blood pressure go through the roof over somebody else's lack or grammar skills. Never did I say I don't like grammar. Never did I say I was unwilling to write clearly or effectively. I always press the preview post report to try to make sure what I post does sound coherent and make sense.
My post was not to say I a could care less about my communication skills. It was about people losing their minds when someone post with poor grammar. That I don't understand.[/QUOTE]