And now for something completely different
An actual review.
Tried Douglas (the street and also the name of the place) because I saw ads on STG.
Area seems safe enough, it's further north and not the sketchy area of Douglas.
Place is a little seedy. Green fake lawn for carpet when you walk in. 65 door. It's in the rear of the building, near a tattoo parlor. Good location for those who don't like walk-of-shames.
One girl operation. Middle aged. Pretty face, but frumpy & pudgy down below. Taller than average.
She's nice, good energy. Massage is alright, as is the standard finish. Came with bit of an unscheduled prostate exam.
Might repeat? Racine is oversaturated with massage places at the moment. Joy, Relax, Steaksauce, Seme, Main, Hunan, New Age (legit) and now Douglas. That's a lot for a town that size. Most of the places I've gone lately weren't that busy.
Seme, new girl Lisa. Young, slim and beautiful face.
Well, some bad news but it couldn't last forever, Mary is gone. After almost a year which is amazing in itself.
Yuyu is still here. If you don't know Yuyu, I recommend her as highly energetic, thoughtful appreciative and somewhat innovative in her massage technique. She's also younger than most and very pretty.
The new girl Lisa is slim, dresses very nicely and has a very beautiful face also. Her massage is good, she's also friendly and outgoing.
As always, your mileage may vary. But I can tell you this. I'll be going back. Either way you can't lose, two good girls just like when Mary was there.
One word of advice, and some of you know how this works. Exclusivity has benefits and it's hard to switch once you've been seeing the same girl. So, keep that in mind. Sometimes they get their hooks into you, and you don't know what you're missing out on with the other one. So, newbies, I would trade off back and forth and see who you like better while it's fashionable to do so.
Go forth mongers and enjoy! Report back and tell me if I'm joking about this girl's beauty. And if you happen to get Yuyu, that's good too!