Massage Parlor Reports

Got a message and an almost happy ending last week at the motel near Mayfair. Japanese woman was in town for the week. She alternates between Chicago and Milwaukee and Japan. Prices dirt cheap. Excellent message and HJ. Only problem is it is hard to cum when the one doing the jacking is middle-aged and not sexy. She's very nice and went well over the hour to get me to cum. I just couldn't. I closed my eyes thinking of some hottie doing it, but I couldn't get there. Maybe with something like this I should add porn on my phone to watch as I'm getting knocked off. That's the thing with HE, if it's going to be an old woman, I could use some dirty talk to get me to come. Next time I'm going to bring some porn to watch as I'm getting a hand job.

[QUOTE=Basset69;2185792]Lefty, you and Dog and BadAz remain my heroes. You are correct, cock teases will lose their looks. Drives me nuts when I get turned down and called a pervert and then some other guy posts about how he had a 3 way with them for $100. Doesn't make sense. They want to act like they are above it, but they aren't. They just don't like us. Don't brush my balls during an undraped massage and put your tits in my face or be topless and then be surprised when I ask about extras. Once you decided to tease around my balls or sit on my chest wearing a thong, I think we both know what type of massage place you are.[/QUOTE]Logic would say that our cash would get us further with them. Doesn't always. Their motivation is not always cash. There is something more they are looking for and I don't quite get it. Maybe they are just looking for a sucker and when they sense you are not going to be their personal ATM machine, they want you to move on.

Bassett69 - you are one of my heros.

There are still so many more to explore. The Water Street stable, Nohemi the Bayview Latina, Rachel, Courtney if they are still around. My guess is whatever they provide it will not be mind blowing and less than expectations. Even Krazy Karen. I've wondered about her and her 12 page manifesto. Will say this. Don't want fatties. Not into Nubian massages by linebacker built women. What Ginger Doe been up to? So far this year I have found only one I like at an AMP. The rest give me leather dick.

Tried Beijing AMP on hwy and Lincoln today. Had a 30 something lady greet me. Paid. 5 for an hour. Massage was above average she had nice technique. On the flip didn't do much massage only HE. Had paper towel in her hand during HJ. Wouldn't show me her boobs either kept pulling her top down. With tip it cost $, maybe give it one more shot to see what happens. All in all I would give it a 6 out of 10.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2186201]Bassett69 - you are one of my heros.[/QUOTE]I'll second that. I'll also agree with Lefty that many times there is no rhyme or reason why these providers do or don't do.

Sometimes it's cash that drives them, and usually those girls are either supporting a habit or a certain lifestyle that they realistically can't afford. So they go slumming and look for us to supplement their income and once they are where they want to be again, we get cut off.

Others may be driven by the sense of empowerment they get knowing they can easily manipulate us. I mean let's be honest, we've all been there when we allowed the little head to lead us and after the fact think we think, why the hell did I spend that much? Or why did I do (fill in the blank) with her? A hot chick has incredible pull, especially when she teases and teases and then hints at the possibility of more only to leave you either blueballed or blacklisted. Personally, if a hot chick is reviewed by many as being high maintenance or very YMMV, I'll take a pass. Case in point is bikini massage girl Stephanie. Without question she and her Filipino friend are stunners but with blueball reviews outweighing positive ones, I won't waste my time.

Another possiblity is that a provider may start out doing legit massage, eventually she offers a HE to a client or two because she likes them, not looking to date them or anything but just enjoys their hour together. Word spreads like wildfire and instead of offering something special to just a few, she gets inundated with requests from everyone who sees her. Overwhelmed with requests, some girls will either take on all comers and eventually get burnt out and retire or they stick with giving only a select few HE and get pissed when new clients say they've heard that more is available or they may decide to cut everyone off completely and just like that a few loose lips ruin it for everyone. That's why I tend to be selective with what I share both publicly and in PMs.

Some girls may only want to give extras to guys of a certain status, or maybe he has to be somewhat attractive, or maybe he has to be hung like a horse, or maybe he has to have a certain personality. I'm not rich so no one mistakes me as their personal ATM, I look nothing like Brad Pitt, George Clooney or whoever chicks think is hot nowadays, and I'm not carrying wood like a porn star. I think most of us are probably pretty average looking, because if we were what they considered sexy we would most likely not be here.

I'm sure there are other reasons and motivations out there but these seem to be the ones I've either experienced most frequently or heard about from others.

[QUOTE=Jekwarz;2187537]Tried Beijing AMP on hwy and Lincoln today. Had a 30 something lady greet me. Paid. 5 for an hour. Massage was above average she had nice technique. On the flip didn't do much massage only HE. Had paper towel in her hand during HJ. Wouldn't show me her boobs either kept pulling her top down. With tip it cost $, maybe give it one more shot to see what happens. All in all I would give it a 6 out of 10.[/QUOTE]You did as well as any. Thats par for the course. If this is what you want, then this is the place to go. Don't go back with dreams of a 25 year old Korean spinner with a model body and silky soft skin to ride you cowboy.

[QUOTE=BadAzMofo;2187899]I'll second that. ...frequently or heard about from others.[/QUOTE]Very well said. A lot of these massage gals are just like women anywhere. Just like going on a date. Sometimes we score on the first date and sometimes we don't. A lot depends on the chemistry. I'm sure the downtown loft girls don't fuck every guy they go out with unless they has specifically chosen him for that purpose. Not all of us mongers are attorneys and investment bankers who live in River Hills. Yes, they will fuck those guys because they will pay them $800-2000 a crack. The rest of the time they could be just picking up some mad money.

I don't understand why Miss Las Vegas just doesn't stay there. She could make a good living there on her knees and back rather than come back here and do body rubs and HJs.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2187906]You did as well as any. Thats par for the course. If this is what you want, then this is the place to go. Don't go back with dreams of a 25 year old Korean spinner with a model body and silky soft skin to ride you cowboy.[/QUOTE]Actually, there was a young, sweet, tiny thing (<5 ft) there when they first opened, haven't seen her since but keep hoping. They seem quite varied and older otherwise, though it's hard to tell in the dim lights. It would be great if they would show you all who is working and let you pick one out.

The one gal I've seen a few times now is attractive (surely older than I think), thin body, youthful, smaller tits with great eraser nipples, seems to love them sucked on while you rub her thighs, lots of moaning, she collapsed on top of me for a few minutes after I finished last visit, surely she needed a clean shirt after that. Should really get her name, but, I'd love to see that tiny thing again, hoping she'd be a bit more adventurous now and see if she can actually close those that tiny hand around my shaft.

Decided to try Lily. Typical asian place. Went for the half hour massage for 40. Ended up with a younger lady, in her 30's that gave a horrible massage. She just massaged my ass and legs, with no teasing. After about 15 minutes she asked me to turn over. She massaged my chest and belly, but wouldn't get close to anything else. I tried moving her hand down there, but she motioned that it was self service. I let her finish the massage. Left a 10 for the tip and out the door. It seems like about 4-5 of these places are run by the same owners. Last time for Lily. Better luck at the others.

Yes, I know this is Milwaukee, but if you are really looking for the ultimate in erotic massages, you have got to treat yourself the the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvedere. (There is a second one a few blocks south called Cie la Vie but I have never been there, so I can't comment). ERS has a website so I'm not going to waste time on directions, but the massages there are very much like what you see on in the porn videos. But. HJ ending only. Nothing further is offered and the girls can get fired for offering more. Standard price is. 95 for about 45 - 50 minutes nude massage with HE.

Went down there last Saturday and let her know that I like testicles play / teasing and she did that (along with a relatively good massage) while on my stomach for most of the time. In e flip, she went straight to finishing me off using Russian and hands. On completion she cleaned me up and offered a bottle of water / can of soda on the way out. Tipped her an additional. 25 because she did a great job.

A couple of rules. You have to undress her, she will not undress herself, a shower is required before (and a second shower offered after), and again HJ only. Don't screw this up by asking for more. You'll be disappointed and frankly, the HJ by itself will bring tears to your eyes.

[QUOTE=MrOldStyle;2189262]Yes, I know this is Milwaukee, but if you are really looking for the ultimate in erotic massages, you have got to treat yourself the the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvedere. (There is a second one a few blocks south called Cie la Vie but I have never been there, so I can't comment). ERS has a website so I'm not going to waste time on directions, but the massages there are very much like what you see on in the porn videos. But. HJ ending only. Nothing further is offered and the girls can get fired for offering more. Standard price is. 95 for about 45 - 50 minutes nude massage with HE.

Went down there last Saturday and let her know that I like testicles play / teasing and she did that (along with a relatively good massage) while on my stomach for most of the time. In e flip, she went straight to finishing me off using Russian and hands. On completion she cleaned me up and offered a bottle of water / can of soda on the way out. Tipped her an additional. 25 because she did a great job.

A couple of rules. You have to undress her, she will not undress herself, a shower is required before (and a second shower offered after), and again HJ only. Don't screw this up by asking for more. You'll be disappointed and frankly, the HJ by itself will bring tears to your eyes.[/QUOTE]If I had a good reason to be close to Rockford, I'd go back. Its a lot of fun, totally wide open and no games. I've been when its busy and had to wait in the waiting room with other guys which I don't like. The owner was a younger guy who was ok to talk to.

If you want a sure thing, no hassle, no BS, with an attractive American girl who speaks English and is under 45, this is the place to go.

[QUOTE=MrOldStyle;2189262]Yes, I know this is Milwaukee, but if you are really looking for the ultimate in erotic massages, you have got to treat yourself the the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvedere. (There is a second one a few blocks south called Cie la Vie but I have never been there, so I can't comment). ERS has a website so I'm not going to waste time on directions, but the massages there are very much like what you see on in the porn videos. But. HJ ending only. Nothing further is offered and the girls can get fired for offering more. Standard price is. 95 for about 45 - 50 minutes nude massage with HE.

Went down there last Saturday and let her know that I like testicles play / teasing and she did that (along with a relatively good massage) while on my stomach for most of the time. In e flip, she went straight to finishing me off using Russian and hands. On completion she cleaned me up and offered a bottle of water / can of soda on the way out. Tipped her an additional. 25 because she did a great job.

A couple of rules. You have to undress her, she will not undress herself, a shower is required before (and a second shower offered after), and again HJ only. Don't screw this up by asking for more. You'll be disappointed and frankly, the HJ by itself will bring tears to your eyes.[/QUOTE]I have been to both Executive Relaxation Station and Cest La Vie numerous times. I have posted reviews on both this board and on the Rockford board. Another great thing about Belvidere is that it's only 10 minutes away from Rockford and their two lingerie shops, Chantilly Lace and Exclusive Lingerie Boutique. The lingerie shops offer FS whereas the two Belvidere places generally only offer a handshake. ERS also has a hot tub you can spend some time with your masseuse in. Highly recommend making the trip, it's only 75 minutes from Milwaukee. ERS, CLV and CL all have websites. Seniors may PM me for more info.

[QUOTE=Sinlover;2189668]I have been to both Executive Relaxation Station and Cest La Vie numerous times. I have posted reviews on both this board and on the Rockford board. Another great thing about Belvidere is that it's only 10 minutes away from Rockford and their two lingerie shops, Chantilly Lace and Exclusive Lingerie Boutique. The lingerie shops offer FS whereas the two Belvidere places generally only offer a handshake. ERS also has a hot tub you can spend some time with your masseuse in. Highly recommend making the trip, it's only 75 minutes from Milwaukee. ERS, CLV and CL all have websites. Seniors may PM me for more info.[/QUOTE]I frequented ERS in the late 80's. I still remember a hottie named Allie from Janesville. A very satisfying experience. Good to hear they are still in business and performing well!

Ok. Call me a glutton for punishment, but I find it easy and sporting. Back at Lilly earlier in the week, tall M, younger (late 20's or 30's), slender but a little belly, and a good back massage and then teasing like no other. Lots of slippery oil and everything but grabbing little Richard. A clean-up, flip and then more teasing with Richard flopping back and forth, growing while she will not touch, but the twins are in the game big time. I convince her, get under her shirt and have a great time. Would go back in a minute, so I did. This time, greeter is different. Probably 50, not bad but she turns out to be my girl. She gives a very good massage but virtually no teasing. I hint at not needing the towel and she says no good English. Now I figure I'll just play it out. On the flip, still good massage but no good attention in the area I would prefer. She says all done and I remove the towel and say "what about this?" Nothing happening and I give it up although she offers oil for self serve, I decline. I dress, she offers water and says "tip"? Evidently good enough English for that. I decline and walk out. Minor guilt because it was a good massage, but this place is YMMV big time. In a limited sample. My advice is walk out unless you get one under 40. Still, it remains fun and a challenge.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Dennerb;2191862]Ok. Call me a glutton for punishment, but I find it easy and sporting. Back at Lilly earlier in the week, tall M, younger (late 20's or 30's), slender but a little belly, and a good back massage and then teasing like no other. Lots of slippery oil and everything but grabbing little Richard. A clean-up, flip and then more teasing with Richard flopping back and forth, growing while she will not touch, but the twins are in the game big time. I convince her, get under her shirt and have a great time. Would go back in a minute, so I did. This time, greeter is different. Probably 50, not bad but she turns out to be my girl. She gives a very good massage but virtually no teasing. I hint at not needing the towel and she says no good English. Now I figure I'll just play it out. On the flip, still good massage but no good attention in the area I would prefer. She says all done and I remove the towel and say "what about this?" Nothing happening and I give it up although she offers oil for self serve, I decline. I dress, she offers water and says "tip"? Evidently good enough English for that. I decline and walk out. Minor guilt because it was a good massage, but this place is YMMV big time. In a limited sample. My advice is walk out unless you get one under 40. Still, it remains fun and a challenge.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]Doesn't sound fun to me. I"m near a bunch of AMPs out of town today. I know every one if them is full of 60 year old Chinese women with utters for nipples. They will offer a HJ but the thought of another old greasy round face touching me makes me want to just go do something else. My last couple of sessions at AMPs I just lay there getting leather dick and I'm just not feeling it. To me there is no challenge going to a Milwaukee AMP. So what if she gives a HJ? Oh boy, just convinced a homely 60 year old to give me a HJ. All these women you think are 30 and 40 are more like 50 to 60. I hardly ever see a mug shot from an AMP bust with a provider under 50.

[QUOTE=Dennerb;2191862]Ok. Call me a glutton for punishment, but I find it easy and sporting. Back at Lilly earlier in the week, tall M, younger (late 20's or 30's), slender but a little belly, and a good back massage and then teasing like no other. Lots of slippery oil and everything but grabbing little Richard. A clean-up, flip and then more teasing with Richard flopping back and forth, growing while she will not touch, but the twins are in the game big time. I convince her, get under her shirt and have a great time. Would go back in a minute, so I did. This time, greeter is different. Probably 50, not bad but she turns out to be my girl. She gives a very good massage but virtually no teasing. I hint at not needing the towel and she says no good English. Now I figure I'll just play it out. On the flip, still good massage but no good attention in the area I would prefer. She says all done and I remove the towel and say "what about this?" Nothing happening and I give it up although she offers oil for self serve, I decline. I dress, she offers water and says "tip"? Evidently good enough English for that. I decline and walk out. Minor guilt because it was a good massage, but this place is YMMV big time. In a limited sample. My advice is walk out unless you get one under 40. Still, it remains fun and a challenge.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]It seems with the massage parlors here the managers are dictating who provides the massage and the masseuse decides what services she will provide. In Buenos Aires in the bordellos, your are directed to a room where several girls come in (one at a time). Usually at least 3 come in and sometimes as many as 5. They kiss your cheek, say I am Adriana (or whatever). You can then discuss price and what she will do. So you know in advance what you are getting and who you are getting it with.

Not knowing who is going to perform and what, if any, her performance will be would be frustrating for me. Your advice to walk unless the girl is under 40 is well taken. I would still like to see the girl first and at least have a hint that she is up for something more than a massage. If I can't see the girl in advance then the chances of getting a 50 year old grandma who won't even give a HJ goes up.

Perhaps if enough of us insisted on seeing the girl first the policies of the parlors might become more flexible.