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Good luck.[/QUOTE]Gotcha, thank you for explaining. I'm new to the escort scene but active in the AMP scene so this is a whole new world of vetting.
[QUOTE=Sparky130;4970609]Gotcha, thank you for explaining. I'm new to the escort scene but active in the AMP scene so this is a whole new world of vetting.[/QUOTE]I'll give you my opinion on anyone you want to see, for whatever that is worth.
Ok, So I have been keeping to the AMPs and they are fine and more or less predictable which is a good thing because I hate wasting money and time especially when it includes leaving with the same hard on. That would be the point of today's review. I would love to share some wild story of the AMP's blowing my mind with something new, but they are not going to do that and it's ok. I like them just fine for what they are and do. This little trip was just to try and yet again change it up. I did a little research with not a lot of success but admittedly I didn't do my usual checks nor did I ask so it is my own damn fault. Yep, not a good review. This one was on Tryst and was shared with me by someone who thought she looked good but wouldn't pull the trigger on it. It was a slow day and I was bored so I went for it. Should have just slammed my dick in a door. The woman was initially quite nice on the phone which is her preferred contact. Then on confirmation text she is bitchy. I called to say on the way and she is snide. I ask if there is a problem and she says "no, I just know your type". I say excuse me?? She says its all good see you soon. Yep, should have made a you-turn.
She answered the door and first thing noticed is the extra 50 lbs the pictures didn't have. Second thing is all the cat hair, everywhere. Only saw a couple cats but no broom. Then she insists on taking shoes off, to walk on the cat hair. Was rather curt about money now as I entered the room. She dropped her top to start the massage but she was, well, a flabby cat lady wearing Drew Carey glasses. To her credit the massage wasn't to bad but then she said "roll over and lets get it done". I did and she proceeded to at least try and shove what felt like most of her fist into my ass. Now I don't judge nor do I care what others are into however I am not into that. It fucking hurt. A smoking hottie might get away with a few things and I might thank them for it but this ain't that. She says it is her specialty and that's why I came. I said no, I came for a massage and maybe some doggie style. She got mad, I got mad. Really hard to put all of it in a nut shell so surmise rest is unpleasant conversation but she boldly stated that everyone knows and loves her for what she does. If that is the case then I am verifying that she does a very aggressive prostate rub and presumably a HJ while saggy boobs sway in the breeze as cat hair tumble weeds roll by. According to her FS is never an option but having seen her that is a good thing. Left with less money, same need, and a new sore ass. Oh, and I will not be repeating. Yeah yeah yeah IMHO. YMMV. ETC.
[QUOTE=Spokes;4971410]Ok, So I have been keeping to the AMPs and they are fine and more or less predictable which is a good thing because I hate wasting money and time especially when it includes leaving with the same hard on. That would be the point of today's review. I would love to share some wild story of the AMP's blowing my mind with something new, but they are not going to do that and it's ok. I like them just fine for what they are and do. This little trip was just to try and yet again change it up. I did a little research with not a lot of success but admittedly I didn't do my usual checks nor did I ask so it is my own damn fault. Yep, not a good review. This one was on Tryst and was shared with me by someone who thought she looked good but wouldn't pull the trigger on it. It was a slow day and I was bored so I went for it. Should have just slammed my dick in a door. The woman was initially quite nice on the phone which is her preferred contact. Then on confirmation text she is bitchy. I called to say on the way and she is snide. I ask if there is a problem and she says "no, I just know your type". I say excuse me?? She says its all good see you soon. Yep, should have made a you-turn.
She answered the door and first thing noticed is the extra 50 lbs the pictures didn't have. Second thing is all the cat hair, everywhere. Only saw a couple cats but no broom. Then she insists on taking shoes off, to walk on the cat hair. Was rather curt about money now as I entered the room. She dropped her top to start the massage but she was, well, a flabby cat lady wearing Drew Carey glasses. To her credit the massage wasn't to bad but then she said "roll over and lets get it done". I did and she proceeded to at least try and shove what felt like most of her fist into my ass. Now I don't judge nor do I care what others are into however I am not into that. It fucking hurt. A smoking hottie might get away with a few things and I might thank them for it but this ain't that. She says it is her specialty and that's why I came. I said no, I came for a massage and maybe some doggie style. She got mad, I got mad. Really hard to put all of it in a nut shell so surmise rest is unpleasant conversation but she boldly stated that everyone knows and loves her for what she does. If that is the case then I am verifying that she does a very aggressive prostate rub and presumably a HJ while saggy boobs sway in the breeze as cat hair tumble weeds roll by. According to her FS is never an option but having seen her that is a good thing. Left with less money, same need, and a new sore ass. Oh, and I will not be repeating. Yeah yeah yeah IMHO. YMMV. ETC.[/QUOTE]I did a review of her, you could have saved your anus.
She tried to turn me into a hand puppet.
Clearly you were the victim and this amounts to sexual assault in violation of ARS 13-1406 (A) under the definitions of ARS 13-1401 (A)(3)(a):
"any direct or indirect touching, fondling or manipulating of any part of the genitals, *anus* or female breast by any part of the body or by any object".
While not giving consent to the anus pursuant to ARS 13-1401 (A)(7)(c):
"The victim is intentionally deceived as to the nature of the act. ".
This sounds like she offers the Government Experience.
Jennedea. Yikes !
[QUOTE=KesterDiamond;4971513]I did a review of her, you could have saved your anus.
She tried to turn me into a hand puppet.[/QUOTE]Dear god. Than you for info.
I had a similar experience with Jennedea. She was somewhat personable, but first shoes off and money up front, and then she just kind of had an all business attitude.
The massage was actually quite nice at first and I had high hopes with the girls being used effectively on my back. After the flip, she moved down between my legs and it became a doctor exam (DRE) with the girls out of my reach. I tried to imply that I would just like a relaxing and normal finish, but she said that is what she does. She went after my unborn with my club and her hand through the exit. Wasn't terrible, but not my thing either. If you are wanting to try that experience, go for it, but it wasn't my thing and don't plan to repeat.
It might be nice to have an "Independent Massage" thread here if enough are interested. Independent providers are difficult to find and review in the Massage Parlor Reports section and don't necessarily apply to the Escort section.
[QUOTE=DrPoon;4971650]Jennedea. Yikes ![/QUOTE]And I should know better. Read the Fucking Forum. Get lazy one time and look what happens.
Anyone know an Asian or petite provider? I really am bored with AMPs but love Asian women. Every time I go looking for anything non-AMP I am disappointed. Been several other attempts that didn't end badly, they just ended. If it costs more than, is less convenient than, and is sketchier than, and no better service than an AMP, why bother? Seniors PM if possible.
[QUOTE=Spokes;4972735]And I should know better. Read the Fucking Forum. Get lazy one time and look what happens.
Anyone know an Asian or petite provider? I really am bored with AMPs but love Asian women. Every time I go looking for anything non-AMP I am disappointed. Been several other attempts that didn't end badly, they just ended. If it costs more than, is less convenient than, and is sketchier than, and no better service than an AMP, why bother? Seniors PM if possible.[/QUOTE]We don't have very good asian providers in the valley. The best I have found have always been visitors.
I was looking around and nothing on LC is loading. Is it just me or is anyone else experiencing issues? No pictures, no listings, nothing. Maybe its my connection but I thought I would ask.
[QUOTE=LocoLobo;4974581]I was looking around and nothing on LC is loading. Is it just me or is anyone else experiencing issues? No pictures, no listings, nothing. Maybe its my connection but I thought I would ask.[/QUOTE]Try changing the view to grid. It fixed the issue for me.