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Left work after a long stressful day and wanted to relieve some stress. Checked BP and saw this girl advertising for a .30 quickie, not usually into bbw, but I decided to call based on price and see what extra I can get. Asked if she would do a bbj and she said yes for .10 more, ok I'm down. Got to the house in east ny, close to #3 train and I hate when I tell someone I'm outside and they know I'm on the way, yet they take 5 minutes to open the door, but she came let me and and told me her older son is there smh. I walk in he's playing video games and I feel bad, we go straight to the room and then I came back out to use the bathroom and wash my hands.

She was already dressed in some lingerie night gown and had makeup on, I'm like you ready to go and she starts with the bbj...wow some decent nice slow sucking and deepthroat. I tell her to go all the way down and hold it there and she does, about 10 minutes of that then we get to the main event she was surprisingly tight and flexible. She was moaning like crazy (I felt bad for her son to have to hear all that). After about 10 minutes of that went back to head to finish, she goesback to deep throat and getting it wet and sloppy. Then I ask if I can finish in the mouth or face she said no. So I say then let me nut on the pussy and she was like that fine, finished up got dressed and left.

2 weeks later I was in the mood again for some good head...so I called her up and she finally picked up (been calling for a week) she says she was in miami. Made the appointment, got to the crib and both her sons are there and she says her older son girlfriend (smh WTF) so I'm a little paranoid, we walked in she the older son knocked out sleeping and the younger watching tv, she tells him I'm here to fix the window...HE YELLS OUT AGAIIINNN! I felt like shit this poor kid. Anyway got to the deed and same as last. But I didn't have a rubber on me and she didn't either, so I figured I'm just going to lay back and get some good bbj. Plus that's really what I wanted anyway so the sex not happening wasn't a big deal. About 10 minutes into it she climbs on top and just sits on me, I'm like yooo WTF, I don't have a rubber on, she like I know, anyway she was already on top so I just let her do her thing and then flip her into 2 more positions and ended with me coming inside her.

Definitely not what I expected or wanted, but so far no issues. Was scared out my mind, she kept re-assuring she has nothing.

By the way turns out that there was a guy in the apartment, maybe her boyfriend or some dude she messing with (I don't think she has a pimp) after she left the room she went into her kitchen and I could hear her and him talking. I just exited the building and kept it moving.

Ratings 8.5 out of 10 she definitely puts work in, no odor, clean apartment.

Likes to suck.

The only negative was the no condom. I think because I nutted on her vag the first time she figured it was a go, but it happened and I'm over it as long as no issues and its been a 3 weeks already and all my test came back negative still my doctor said come back in 60 days but so far so good.

[URL]http://bodyrublist.com/917-588-6319/[/URL]

This was not the number I used, but its he only link I could find to her pics.

[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/brooklyn/646-644-7734/1/64924[/URL]

Came across her ad on BP, she quoted a decent price and I went to her hotel by 4th avenue downtown Brooklyn. When she opened the door all I could say was man you so much more petite than your Ad. But its no worries I like them slim and petite. Everything was great, good head, with spit action and deep throat as far as she could go, then the main event started slow, but as I usually like to be a bit rough, she couldn't handle it and stopped and screamed (she stated that's why she don't like black guys because we want to be rough) I was really into it, and I didn't finish yet, so I didn't argue, I just apologized and she was OK and we went back to it albiet with a lot less force.

Tried to meet again a few weeks later, texted but she text back and said she in LA and won't be back for another 2 months.

All in all she has a great body for a slim girl, nice perky small nipples and anice butt, not big but fits her frame.

Pleasant personality.

Smells great, minimal makeup and speaks very intelligently.

[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/brooklyn/646-644-7734/1/64924[/URL]

I would like to say to a particular coward on here to stay out my inbox, I don't care about your "friends" and will see whom I like. Stop leaving messages in my inbox, your obsessive with stalker issues bro. Stop trying so hard, if your on here to promote your people then so be it, I don't care for your opinions or suggestions. With or without this forum I have and will still be doing what I want, and with any providers I feel. Maybe you feel threatened because if I review someone it detracts from "your people" but just get lost and stay out my inbox. Shit how many times can someone tell you to F off go Trac somewhere else...

[QUOTE=DarkKnightXXX;1990444]Having seen her post a couple times in Canarsie area, though she had a real cute face, I wasnt too much into her body and her weight, but decided I would take a chance. She said 20 minutes, an 45 minutes later she still not arrived, text her and she says she on her way now, then she text back, 1 more hour she had to go back to queens. I decided I was going to let her come and not meet her, but she eventually came 3 and half hours late. I saw her standing outside, its pouring rain, so I go down to get a good look at her, met her at the door and she is as fat and not as cute as the pics, plus she is a heavy smoker so she reeked of cigarettes (turnoff). I was like I'm not interested, she starts complaining and raising her voice, she says its raining at least let me in and we can discuss this (bad decision) she steps into the hallway and I say I'm not going through with it, she says she's not leaving, so I'm thinking this going to en badly and I don't want any extra attention in the area, so I agree and say quickie for x amount and she's like that's not what we discussed I was take it or leave it you were late. We still arguing about price and then she starts telling me how she goes to school and has a regular job and I'm like I don't care.

She gets undressed and she is even more chubby with rolls of cellulite than I anticipated and red spots all over her lower body, so I decided its going to be quick, she goes to hit the pipe, I honestly can't say it was bad but it wasn't good so lets rate it a 3 out 10. After that I went to go in, then the odor from the vag hit me not good, she realize by the look on my face and started blaming the KY I used and 5 minutes later it was done. Then she got the nerve to say I guess you won't be seeing me agian...I was like your right about that.

Overall experience 3 out 10.

Girl was large like a whale and not as pretty as her pics suggested.

Odor a turn off.

And not good at communicating and being punctual.

And that big red cherry in the middle of her back was a eye sore.

[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/queens/646-234-0892/1/68561[/URL][/QUOTE]This is why I'm not a fan of outcalls, especially with girls that I haven't seen before, or girls that I'm not really cool with.

One more thing, it doesn't matter if its a provider or your GF, if a woman climbs on top of you raw without your consent, GET HER OFF OF YOU IMMEDIATELY! It only takes one smash session to get her prego and give you an unwanted kid, or for you to catch an incurable std. Please have more will power to say no in the future and be safe. I'm glad you posted this info, I will be avoiding both of these chicks in the future.

[QUOTE=DarkKnightXXX;1990468][URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/brooklyn/646-644-7734/1/64924[/URL]

Came across her ad on BP, she quoted a decent price and I went to her hotel by 4th avenue downtown Brooklyn. When she opened the door all I could say was man you so much more petite than your Ad. But its no worries I like them slim and petite. Everything was great, good head, with spit action and deep throat as far as she could go, then the main event started slow, but as I usually like to be a bit rough, she couldn't handle it and stopped and screamed (she stated that's why she don't like black guys because we want to be rough) I was really into it, and I didn't finish yet, so I didn't argue, I just apologized and she was OK and we went back to it albiet with a lot less force.

Tried to meet again a few weeks later, texted but she text back and said she in LA and won't be back for another 2 months.

All in all she has a great body for a slim girl, nice perky small nipples and anice butt, not big but fits her frame.

Pleasant personality.

Smells great, minimal makeup and speaks very intelligently.

[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/brooklyn/646-644-7734/1/64924[/URL][/QUOTE]DAMN I missed on that! It was the baseball cap that made me hesitate. I don't want to have to walk past ten dudes going to a session LOL.

Glad you had a good time. Will try to see her.

[QUOTE=DarkKnightXXX;1990464]Left work after a long stressful day and wanted to relieve some stress. Checked BP and saw this girl advertising for a .30 quickie, not usually into bbw, but I decided to call based on price and see what extra I can get. Asked if she would do a bbj and she said yes for .10 more, ok I'm down. Got to the house in east ny, close to #3 train and I hate when I tell someone I'm outside and they know I'm on the way, yet they take 5 minutes to open the door, but she came let me and and told me her older son is there smh. I walk in he's playing video games and I feel bad, we go straight to the room and then I came back out to use the bathroom and wash my hands.

She was already dressed in some lingerie night gown and had makeup on, I'm like you ready to go and she starts with the bbj...wow some decent nice slow sucking and deepthroat. I tell her to go all the way down and hold it there and she does, about 10 minutes of that then we get to the main event she was surprisingly tight and flexible. She was moaning like crazy (I felt bad for her son to have to hear all that). After about 10 minutes of that went back to head to finish, she goesback to deep throat and getting it wet and sloppy. Then I ask if I can finish in the mouth or face she said no. So I say then let me nut on the pussy and she was like that fine, finished up got dressed and left.

2 weeks later I was in the mood again for some good head...so I called her up and she finally picked up (been calling for a week) she says she was in miami. Made the appointment, got to the crib and both her sons are there and she says her older son girlfriend (smh WTF) so I'm a little paranoid, we walked in she the older son knocked out sleeping and the younger watching tv, she tells him I'm here to fix the window...HE YELLS OUT AGAIIINNN! I felt like shit this poor kid. Anyway got to the deed and same as last. But I didn't have a rubber on me and she didn't either, so I figured I'm just going to lay back and get some good bbj. Plus that's really what I wanted anyway so the sex not happening wasn't a big deal. About 10 minutes into it she climbs on top and just sits on me, I'm like yooo WTF, I don't have a rubber on, she like I know, anyway she was already on top so I just let her do her thing and then flip her into 2 more positions and ended with me coming inside her.

Definitely not what I expected or wanted, but so far no issues. Was scared out my mind, she kept re-assuring she has nothing.

By the way turns out that there was a guy in the apartment, maybe her boyfriend or some dude she messing with (I don't think she has a pimp) after she left the room she went into her kitchen and I could hear her and him talking. I just exited the building and kept it moving.

Ratings 8.5 out of 10 she definitely puts work in, no odor, clean apartment.

Likes to suck.

The only negative was the no condom. I think because I nutted on her vag the first time she figured it was a go, but it happened and I'm over it as long as no issues and its been a 3 weeks already and all my test came back negative still my doctor said come back in 60 days but so far so good.

[URL]http://bodyrublist.com/917-588-6319/[/URL]

This was not the number I used, but its he only link I could find to her pics.[/QUOTE]All the best with those test results. Not to lecture, but you only got to be wrong once.

[QUOTE=DarkKnightXXX;1990444]Having seen her post a couple times in Canarsie area, though she had a real cute face, I wasnt too much into her body and her weight, but decided I would take a chance. She said 20 minutes, an 45 minutes later she still not arrived, text her and she says she on her way now, then she text back, 1 more hour she had to go back to queens. I decided I was going to let her come and not meet her, but she eventually came 3 and half hours late. I saw her standing outside, its pouring rain, so I go down to get a good look at her, met her at the door and she is as fat and not as cute as the pics, plus she is a heavy smoker so she reeked of cigarettes (turnoff). I was like I'm not interested, she starts complaining and raising her voice, she says its raining at least let me in and we can discuss this (bad decision) she steps into the hallway and I say I'm not going through with it, she says she's not leaving, so I'm thinking this going to en badly and I don't want any extra attention in the area, so I agree and say quickie for x amount and she's like that's not what we discussed I was take it or leave it you were late. We still arguing about price and then she starts telling me how she goes to school and has a regular job and I'm like I don't care.

She gets undressed and she is even more chubby with rolls of cellulite than I anticipated and red spots all over her lower body, so I decided its going to be quick, she goes to hit the pipe, I honestly can't say it was bad but it wasn't good so lets rate it a 3 out 10. After that I went to go in, then the odor from the vag hit me not good, she realize by the look on my face and started blaming the KY I used and 5 minutes later it was done. Then she got the nerve to say I guess you won't be seeing me agian...I was like your right about that.

Overall experience 3 out 10.

Girl was large like a whale and not as pretty as her pics suggested.

Odor a turn off.

And not good at communicating and being punctual.

And that big red cherry in the middle of her back was a eye sore.

[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/queens/646-234-0892/1/68561[/URL][/QUOTE]Nah Ma.

You must be looking for my crazy ass cousin, he was waiting on a friend, he left and said he was going to the liquor store. He aint coming back no time soon.

What's your name ma?

I will tell him you finally showed up and make it quick before my crazy ass wife come out her and curse both of us out! ! ! LOL.

[QUOTE=DarkKnightXXX;1990070]I hadn't posted a review in a while so I felt obliged after seeing this young lady...(I might drop a few other reviews from December later today). I had previously tried to meet this young lady on numerous occasions, but always fell through, either price was too outrageous, or proximity wasn't right and for some reason since I'm in a residential neighborhood a 6 feet tall woman showing up in the late hours just screams escort to the neighbors, so out calls were out the questions at that time.

Any way she was back in the Canarsie area and I decide to take a chance, text and she replied back with the location and price 1.30 for a half, I told her what price I would donate and surprisingly (maybe because it was after a snow storm and its probably slow) she agreed (I won't say what I gave up as a donation, due to some people here telling a provider that I reviewed and quoted that she gave me a huge discount) but needless to say I'm frugal and she gave me a good price.

Got to the location and surprise surprise #1 it was somewhere I been before and had left due to another tall provider using fake pics. I wasn't going to let that deter me, she told me come around the back, she opened the door and same girl from Ad looking pleasantly nice and very easy on the eyes. Now I love a slim and sexy provider and she has just about everything I like in a provider slim, toned, nice plump butt, nice small but perky breast and small brown nipples, she was almost perfect.

The location and deed: to me the location tells a lot about a provider, but seeing as this was obviously a trap house, it was just her place where she was "placed" I'm assuming, but it wasn't dirty, but not clean and pristine either. Both undressed, she in some boy shorts, I was hoping for sexy lingerie and heels like in her Ads, but understandably it was cold and she said she had just got in. She decides she is going to sit on top of me while she does the CBJ with her ass in my face to warm me up since I was cold...ass as I mentioned was plump, I was just thinking she better not think I was going to lick her vag. She begins by stroking me for like 5 minutes with her hands, I was semi hard, but at first I'm like ok, but then I was getting annoyed, because I didn't come to get a hand job (and I'm thinking since I payed her much less than her rate she going to short me on service) surprise #2 I didn't even notice when she switched from hand to mouth that's how good her CBJ was, she deepthroats and going down fast like she wanted to poke a hole through her neck...I was like damn!. Surprise #3 she has a mirror by the bed and she keeps watching herself while she doing it totally into it and I'm watching her as well from the mirror. Mind you she still has her back facing me sitting on top...if I had to rate the CBJ I would say 6.5 out of 10...she was into it, but surprise #4 ruined the mood and made me want to hurry up and leave.as she's doing her superhead impression a knock on the door...I'm like WTF out loud and she just say don't say anything and then the person must have got the point and walked away, at that point I'm a little paranoid, so I tell her to lets get to the main mission. (I think she would have let me face f*ed her if I wanted that's how into it this girl was...honestly I think she liked how I smelled because she was all over me...a good cologne does wonders I always get compliments on the street and another provider had asked me recently what I wear).

Enough self praise, she comes to the very edge of the bed on her own, I loved that, I went in and she started throwing it back for like 5 minutes, then we switched to missionary with her legs up to her shoulder and she took it like a champ. I'm going in deep and she's screaming into my ear, talking sexy and not complaining, we almost fall off the bed, she says lets get on the bed so we went same position but directly on the bed now, and I continue to go in, sucking on her neck while she going wild pulling me in deeper, then she grabs her ankles while her legs are back and at that point I lost it...all in all the deed was a definite 8.5 out of a 10...I get dressed and I asked her how long she going to be in BK, she says 2 weeks so I say I will see you again, she then says let me get your name and I'll store your number so you can reach me and I'll know to pick up...I was like yesssss. But honestly if you like a attractive, sexy and who has some amazing skills. Check her out. Stuff was not vice grip tight, but a tight fit non the less and no odor to complain about always a positive.

BTW as I was leaving I clearly heard 2 men downstairs talking with another female so she definitely has a manager / pimp situation.

Next time to avoid the paranoia I might have to make her come to me, that way I can really go in on her see if she can take a some roughing up... Links at the bottom...thanks.

I got another slim one from Cali I might review later and a thick chubby bbj provider from east ny stay tuned.

[URL]http://www.liveescortreviews.com/ad/brooklyn/347-499-1543/1/37016[/URL][/QUOTE]Cats knocking on the door is not good for repeat business.

Darknight, you're my dude and all but that story scarred the bejesus out of me. Hope all is well with you. I had a similar situation happen to me a few years ago with this Chinese provider that got caught in the moment with me. One minute she was giving me a HJ, then bbj, then reverse cowgirl and I was like WTF. Thankfully she was clean but every time I hear stories like that, I get nervous.

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This one has already been reviewed but I wanted to give my two cents. First off she is cute in my opinion even tho she advertises with fake pics. If you like light skin bbws she is a good find. She stays wet, can take a pounding and the fact that she a local celeb in hiphop circles is interesting (a helpful hobbyiest clued me in to that bit of info). Don't want to put her on blast but pm if you want to see the real pics / vids.

Additionally If anyone one has info on Lanae (9156036954) the 'creole goddess' let me kno thanks (link and pics attached).

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[QUOTE=Popozao;1990831]This is why I'm not a fan of outcalls, especially with girls that I haven't seen before, or girls that I'm not really cool with.

One more thing, it doesn't matter if its a provider or your GF, if a woman climbs on top of you raw without your consent, GET HER OFF OF YOU IMMEDIATELY! It only takes one smash session to get her prego and give you an unwanted kid, or for you to catch an incurable std. Please have more will power to say no in the future and be safe. I'm glad you posted this info, I will be avoiding both of these chicks in the future.[/QUOTE]I really or (she more accurately) messed up the situation, but at that moment and it happened so fast that I just decided to let it go. I was worried for an entire week, but my nerves are calm my initial test was negative, but you can't really know until after 6 months so until then I'm just going to have to be careful, worst part was making up a lie to tell my girlfriend as to why I have to use a rubber for 3 months. I honestly wasn't going to include that part in the review, but I figured it happened and it was part of the encounter, so I was like why hide it, I know some people will judge and look at the situation as if I approached it in a crazy way, but so far most people on here have been supportive and wished well so I respect and appreciate that. Thanks to all.

[QUOTE=Whateva;1991077]DAMN I missed on that! It was the baseball cap that made me hesitate. I don't want to have to walk past ten dudes going to a session LOL.

Glad you had a good time. Will try to see her.[/QUOTE]Definitely worth the time. Although If I were you, I would at least bargain her down a few $this helps everyone, these girls are too expensive, that 1.00 seems too prevalent these days) and start from there. She is negotiable.

But was a positive session and she has some skills.

[QUOTE=Whateva;1991084]Nah Ma.

You must be looking for my crazy ass cousin, he was waiting on a friend, he left and said he was going to the liquor store. He aint coming back no time soon.

What's your name ma?

I will tell him you finally showed up and make it quick before my crazy ass wife come out her and curse both of us out! ! ! LOL.[/QUOTE]Yo you had me dead laughing with this! But to me once I give up my address and being in such a quiet block and with nosy neighbors I didn't want any situation to come up. Plus I already messed up when I went downstairs to get a good look at her, I was really wanting to size her up good and couldn't see her good enough from the second floor. But damn bro I might have to try that one day if a situation goes south fast.

[QUOTE=Whateva;1991094]Cats knocking on the door is not good for repeat business.[/QUOTE]Yea that had me shooked and made me rush to get out of there, but shorty was on point brah! She went in like I would never have expected. Next time will be at my location, but I will most definitely do a follow up review.

[QUOTE=Geese;1991148]Darknight, you're my dude and all but that story scarred the bejesus out of me. Hope all is well with you. I had a similar situation happen to me a few years ago with this Chinese provider that got caught in the moment with me. One minute she was giving me a HJ, then bbj, then reverse cowgirl and I was like WTF. Thankfully she was clean but every time I hear stories like that, I get nervous.[/QUOTE]I can stress how careful you should be, but situations happen and I'm just trying to deal with it as best as I can. The major setback is the GF, and the not knowing 100% sure for another 60 days, but I'm hopeful. And thanks bro.