Thanks for the advise Horsetrader.
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Thanks for the advise Horsetrader.
Well Gents I thought it was time to catch up from being in Iraq, SF can not eat all of the pussy, right? There is enough pussy for others whom do not have the finely honed oral skill causing SW’s to line up at SF’s door. Oh the injustice of it all!
I woke up yesterday with monger fever, only one cure pussy pussy pussy and perhaps an ass f*ck or two. As a military man I am all ways prepared to meet the enemy and or challenge; therefore vitamin V, I usually split a 100mg in 4’s 25mg each because they are all the same price 25mg, 50mg and 100mg WTF. I knew yesterday would be an epic encounter, must have been something in the air and I took a 100mgV and had trouble driving to CB my dick kept hitting the steering wheel thank God for tilt wheels. Stopped to get the notel first it was Saturday, I had an appointment with Zoe, get there no Zoe, she does not answer her phone WTF I hate when that happens. So I cruise her haunts I am already there right, what’s a fellow to do and my mongers eye spots the walk, fairly nice ass it is hard to make an assessment this time of year with the SW’s all bundled up. Just pass her and get the Highlandtown Nod even if it is in Brooklyn I return the Mongers Response Nod by now I can see she is a pretty little Blonde, great I don’t have to peel rubber and make a quick exit. There have been a few times when I see the flip side I have to dash out of the city screaming!
She gets in and we play around of R U A COP, Sandy is 25 5”4” 110lbs 34B-24-34 short blond hair pretty a few flaws fucked up front teeth and starting to get lean, says she was a jockey and now is in treatment, yeah well then why the fuck is she in my vehicle, decide not to pursue this line of questioning.
Well notel is paid for why not, she says her hands are cold eyeing my used $1.35 cotton gloves on the dash, gents here is how you score points with a little kindness and humanitarian aid that will come back ten fold in service. I cranked up the heat, gave her the gloves to keep and told her to give me her hand and I held it, she says this is nice, see it is already a GFE date. Says she can not remember the last time a person held her hand. At the notel her tight body is better than I expected no tracks a few old ulcer blemishes, hey perhaps she is on a program. Start with nice BBBJ ¾ deep throat, 69, her tight little pussy was sweeter than butter, I bust she catches and swallows and says she usually does not swallow but I am so nice, SEE. We talk and the 100mg vitamin V is doing the job, another BBBJ cover, CG, RCG, doggie what a pretty ass and hair down her back, then I bust #2 mish with her legs on her chest and pounding the pussy, hell we should we have another acronym MISHLOCPTP. The military is really up on acronyms I can have a whole conversation with out saying a word (I DP on ASR from AAAB to TQ and GM by PSD for Hit PHC EOG to UD RMS) Gulf war veterans are free to translate, this is multiple choice take as long as you like to answer. Standard tuition and Jackson tip for her effort and attitude. Take Sandy home she looks as happy as me, she has no phone so she writes her SW schedule down for me, we will see if this is consistent in the future. Sandy Looks/Body/Attitude/Service 7/8/10/9
Before I get Sandy home Zoe calls and says she woke up late am I still coming, WTF I said it was going to be an Epic Day. I pick up Zoe she is nodding maybe she will wake up. At notel she sees things are a mess and says did you do it already WTF, I said fuck yeah you were late. So she washes me off, I always was off afterwards anyway hygiene you know. Starts with a BBBJDTNQCIM, we talk a little then round 2 or should I say 4 I want to put it up her ass she says she does not do that, help me here mongers is that true? I have never greeked Zoe, not always my thing but I was in the mood today. So we start BBBJDT, CG, Doggie and MISHLOCPTP my favorite position but no nut, I don’t know if it is age, attitude, GD Greek Disappointment. Hour is up I take Zoe back standard tuition no tip. Zoe Looks/Body/Attitude/Service 7/8/9/7 service dropped a point due to tardiness and no Greek. I can’t believe she never does Greek this girl seams up for every thing; however she does have a pretty ass not one of those that looks like a bomb went off in it.
Now for the rest of the story: I still have monger fever need that trip to Greece, thank God for wireless broadband! Now this is important to me, no more misfires it is time to go to the pro’s. I email Natalie Foxx on a hummer, she has been on a hiatus with motherhood and “Commitments”; she is in town but keeping a low profile with known associates. HOT DAMN! The planets are aligned or some kind of cosmic shit was working yesterday.
Natalie and I are old friends we catch up an I tell her about my day, she says she is up to it and she will nut me twice, the gauntlet is cast. Starts with a shower she wants to make sure I wash off all of the SW road dirt off, she qualifies by telling me she bathes and douches between every, client like I said go to the pros. The shower with her was nice she gained a little baby belly and about 2” every where she went from a 36DD-30-40 to a 38DD-32-42 I like curves. She starts with CBJ, 69, mutal Asian, doggie and then up her tight ass. I had her kneeling on the bed she started with the ass fuckback then backed me into the wall and ground me to a pulp Load Lock Fire in the Hole. She almost pulled little red out of the briar patch! We cleaned up and caught up as I have not seen her for a year she also is ex-military. Natalie round 2, round five for the day, then she said lay back she would suck me off she puffed me for half an hour and when I got close MISHLOCPTP, with her yelling nasty shit in my ear I busted #5. She wanted to check the condom to make sure there was some semen, not a regular load but some and said she just wanted to make sure she earned her keep. Big Red never fakes it, she told me there are guys who do WTF, you fake it with your wife if you have one not a hooker. Regular escort tuition and I tipped her a Grant for the trip to the Greek briar patch and all of her hard work. Natalie Foxx Looks/Body/Attitude/Service 8/7/9/10.
I have digits for Zoe and Natalie and exact location and schedule for Sandy for trusted friends and senior members.
Today it is Sunday a day of rest and re-hydration.
Big Red back with a Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
[QUOTE=Blackdawn]Found a new one that I've never seen before named kelly! Big giant funbags a bit of a gut though and a nice ass! Super Paranoid like no SW I've ever seen before, took my arousel level from like 9 to 3 just because she was so uncomfortable! FS for a ABE was definatly not worth it! She was very sluggish in her movements will definatly never repeat! She sucked majorally would not recommend her to anybody the name is Kelly![/QUOTE]I believe this is the same girl I came across at first she told me her name was icy claims she is an escort and just purchased a Cadillac with the money she made in 4 days blah blah first she said she wouldn't do a bbbj than she said she would for more $ ended up throwing her out. looks like it was a good move based on your review
Well, thats one hell of a tail Big Red. I am not sure if there is a reward for number of POPs but you could fuck the herd. Go on now reds.
As for the SW's lining up. The rule is simple, Never eat street meat.
Sorry, those lining up, are pro- semi-pro, dabblers, and Milfs, with a few ods and ends stuck in there.
I actually had one lady try to not come in to my place, wanted her donation while still in the car outside. When I wouldn't she then had the audasity to call me a fat degenerate. LOL. She had no clue who she was talking to. Thought I was some dumb john.
Couple of dabblers need rent money, so they are hawken me, and of course I got a semi/pro, that told me if she calls me, its free. LOL. No. We won't cross that barrier, I will always pay a donation. Keeps that line clear, no matter how close we get. But I will take a heafty discount.
Hope the all the doc's stop aurguing. Cover up, or go to the clinique, LOL. Get a shot. Take it like a man. LOL
Smiling Fox
Hey did any of you follow up on my PM posts, Just would like to know if the girls where. No, My descriptions where accurate? I don't mind putting something out there for the girls, but I want to be sure I am on target with the info. I am not pimpen them, just trying to help them out and pass them on to you.
Longtime mongerer, first time poster. Lastnight (Sunday morning) cruised Dundalk Ave. And Hollabird Ave. Area of Essex, saw one girl out near the Citgo station in her late 30's on the chubby side which I usually like cause I'm a breastman however I passed on her due to a fugly face. Then I hit up W/W loop and it was dead.
Picked up Sandy by SA, mid-40's dirty blonde hair, bad skin and even worse teeth with some meat on her, decent rack, big B's. It took me a couple minutes to realize that I dated her 3 years ago and it was awful but by then it was to late and I hoped that this time would be better. Started BBBJ and a few minutes into it she's complaining about "this is taking to long" so I said "fuck you I'm taking you back" and I gave her $10 to get out of my car. Continued onto B/CB saw a thin young blonde actually sitting on the busstop bench right on Patapso just past Hanover street by the bank who was working and as she gave me the nod and I gave it back I sensed she had a shitty attitude and continued on.
Picked up Jovanna right by Capt. Bob's, beautiful WSW (8 on a civi scale) that I dated 3 years back but she didn't look as good then as she does now 33 years old from Glen Burnie originally used to dance and has the fake tits to prove it, full 32C's, only problem is they are hard as rocks. I would describe them as the opposite of all things natural, however nice nips. She was geekin which was kind of annoying but she was sweet. BBBJCIM for standard tuition plus a 'Lincoln' tip. She has a skinny tight body and is very sexual with excellent dirty talk and plenty of eye contact. I would repeat, but really want to test drive her kitty next time. I was in luck she has working digits.
PP
Took a stroll Sunday afternoon. I started off on the W/W loop. I picked up a cute little blond near the BJW biatches. And I didn't see a camera. Her name was Lisa. She wanted. 4 for some food I told her all I had was. 2 and then maybe anotehr. 2 if she was good. WELL SHE WAS HORRIBLE, couldn't DT. Couldn't use enough lips or tounge. It was all I could to to RELAX. The only good thing about the whole experience is. Because this chick was getting on my nerves. I forgot to tell her when to get ready. LMAO thats always fun. But I only do it to a very bad DS SW'er. Needless to say I didn't tip her. 2, I did feel sorry for her and give her an extra. 1. Ok so I did feel a little guilty about the nuget suprise she got.
Next up was a little BSW named muffin. Met up with her near Pratt Street. She is a small lady smelled good and had descent hair. I tell you, the BSW sure do appreciate the business more. For. 2 and no tip, this little lady demonstrated how she could suck a golfball thru a garden hose. Wow, with a NQNS. It was well worth the wait. First time I did a double in one day in a while.
The whole trip took about 5 hours and included food at my favorite W/W dive.
Good luck all, and FUUUGK those BJW biotches!
[QUOTE=Dj Hunter]This may be the end of the road for me in this "profession". It was a good run while it lasted, but the risks seem higher now and it's no longer economical for me.
Secondly, the game has put me around some nasty shit.
But for me, I have to get out. I'll probably still visit the forum here and there, shit I was hoping to get my wings and become a Senior Member. Either way, I just wanted to let y'all know what's up...[/QUOTE]
Hello DJ:
Sorry to see you are getting out, Mongering has risk, is a contact sport and you gotta love it, to go through the horseshit we do to monger at times.
Bid Red Monger Veteran
Hey guys,
First poster so go easy. So, been in this country for over a year and was wondering how I would I go about getting some SW action then I came across this site, just beautiful. So I have RTFF about twice or thrice over a year, this and the DC forum cause I live between the two, had to make sure I go about it right. Happened to be in the Conkling area last Sunday about 11pm and remembered it had some SW action. I make a few laps round, spotted about 3 WSW but no luck. Light LE presence. One WSW walked right by me so didn't bother with her again, don't know why, so as am just about to give up at around 1, I see a WSW walking down Conkling as I am driving up, between us a junction, I make a right and pause and she gets the hint, walks over to passenger side and walks right in, do the check. Says name is Miranda, 26yo. Says 0. 2 for BBBJCIM which was perfect with me but try to negotiate, she says ok, half and half for the 0. 2 but have to be quick. Go to a spot, very nice wet BBBJ, finished. Asked for a pic said ok but no face, attached. Gave me digits but a guy usually picks up but got her once so I guess it is working-ish, LOL! Seniors I'm me for digits. All in all worked perfectly for a first pick up thanks to RTFF. Wanna check out more strolls, doubt I'll be that lucky for that price.
Happy mongering peeps.
MC
[QUOTE=Dj Hunter]Firstly, an incident that I had recently in Camden, NJ involving the police.
Secondly, the game has put me around some nasty shit.
Thirdly, the game is getting costly.[/QUOTE][b]Firstly[/b], NJ cops are bad because the state exercises some the laws built for catching mongers. Those laws exist in B'more, but are rarely used. One expert on this forum described an incident with NJ police in Paterson NJ. If he and the SW he just picked up did not stick to their stories, which matched, they would both have a criminal record with the word "prostitution" on it.
[b]Secondly[/b], tons of nasty shit, including open sores, MRSA, Trannies, pussy stink bombs, herpes and syphilis in full bloom. Your are lucky if you never had a SW bleed from a needle in your car, or throw up, etc. etc. Shit gets nastier than you described.
[b]Thirdly[/b], Last year I have spend close to $6,000 on company, twice a week on SW, $20 for each BJ, so that is about $2,000, and once a week on Craigslist and some regular, spending an average of $80/pop, so that is $4,000. Add to that gas, condoms and the occasional Viagra. To me, it is not expensive, but having to leave home midnight in cold weather is a *****.
I have been very luck having moved to a town much smaller than Baltimore, and been dating MILFs. I pass almost everyday in one of two SW zones, so I am very picky about who I pick up. Only risk at this point is that some girls ages are bordering 18. It is very different in Baltimore, and despite the fact that I miss some of my bit<h#s, the scene overall sucks -- you guys need to visit.
[QUOTE=Milf Crazy]Hey guys,
First poster so go easy. So, been in this country for over a year and was wondering how I would I go about getting some SW action then I came across this site, just beautiful. So I have RTFF about twice or thrice over a year, this and the DC forum cause I live between the two, had to make sure I go about it right. Happened to be in the Conkling area last Sunday about 11pm and remembered it had some SW action. I make a few laps round, spotted about 3 WSW but no luck. Light LE presence. One WSW walked right by me so didn't bother with her again, don't know why, so as am just about to give up at around 1, I see a WSW walking down Conkling as I am driving up, between us a junction, I make a right and pause and she gets the hint, walks over to passenger side and walks right in, do the check. Says name is Miranda, 26yo. Says 0. 2 for BBBJCIM which was perfect with me but try to negotiate, she says ok, half and half for the 0. 2 but have to be quick. Go to a spot, very nice wet BBBJ, finished. Asked for a pic said ok but no face, attached. Gave me digits but a guy usually picks up but got her once so I guess it is working-ish, LOL! Seniors I'm me for digits. All in all worked perfectly for a first pick up thanks to RTFF. Wanna check out more strolls, doubt I'll be that lucky for that price.
Happy mongering peeps.
MC[/QUOTE]
Hello MILF Crazy:
Great first post good intel, see new members do get it.
As a MILF Lover's we can only hope to folow in the footsteps of Smiling Fox. Yes SF your grasshoppers are watching the wise one.
Welcome to Balmer and the board
Big Red
Made the usual passes through B/CB and SA last night. On the second pass through B/CB spotted a very attractive BSW in the area of 4th. I had never seen her before. Made a pass by to ensure she was not a "citizen" out for a walk. Second pass she gets in and introduces herself as Charisma and she was 22. WTF? ! I have had some strange names accompany me before, but that was the oddest. In any event, she was built nicely in all the right places.
She was talkative, easy on the eyes, and generally very pleasant. Settled on a BBBJ for the usual fare. She definitely does not live up to her name when providing the services. Slow, sloppy, constant breaks, and just an all-around lousy effort. It took some doing, but she finally had the stamina to finish. I would never even think about this one again.
Back to the pulpit!
[QUOTE=Reverend Jay]Made the usual passes through B/CB and SA last night. On the second pass through B/CB spotted a very attractive BSW in the area of 4th. I had never seen her before. Made a pass by to ensure she was not a "citizen" out for a walk. Second pass she gets in and introduces herself as Charisma and she was 22. WTF? ! I have had some strange names accompany me before, but that was the oddest. In any event, she was built nicely in all the right places.
She was talkative, easy on the eyes, and generally very pleasant. Settled on a BBBJ for the usual fare. She definitely does not live up to her name when providing the services. Slow, sloppy, constant breaks, and just an all-around lousy effort. It took some doing, but she finally had the stamina to finish. I would never even think about this one again.
Back to the pulpit![/QUOTE] I put Chrisma in a class by herself for one very simple reason. I had lost my cell during services. When Chrisma was leaving she found my phone on her seat and she gave it back to me. How many hookers would have just taken the phone for themselves? She got a tip from me that day and I'll always pick her up if she is available.
Services are usually weak, but her honesty wins her several future dates. The girl needs hydraulics training. Another problem with her is that she often wants to do services in a busy parking lot in a B/CB neighborhood.
Horstrader.
[QUOTE=FromUnder]I believe this is the same girl I came across at first she told me her name was icy claims she is an escort and just purchased a Cadillac with the money she made in 4 days blah blah first she said she wouldn't do a bbbj than she said she would for more $ ended up throwing her out. looks like it was a good move based on your review[/QUOTE]Yeah thats all you need to do with this one!
I will not make that mistake again!
[QUOTE=Horsetrader]I put Chrisma in a class by herself for one very simple reason. I had lost my cell during services. When Chrisma was leaving she found my phone on her seat and she gave it back to me. How many hookers would have just taken the phone for themselves? She got a tip from me that day and I'll always pick her up if she is available.
Services are usually weak, but her honesty wins her several future dates. The girl needs hydraulics training. Another problem with her is that she often wants to do services in a busy parking lot in a B/CB neighborhood.
Horstrader.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Very interesting. You are right in that a high percentage (if not all) of the women would have made off with the phone. Honesty certainly does play into future encounters. Perhaps I caught her on a "tired" of "off" night.
Her above decent attitude coupled with your experience may entail another chance.
Petite spanish girl in B/CB saw her in Oct. Dark hair about 110lbs, 20 yr. Old shaved nice with the carpet matching the drapes tattoo on her stomach.
Also:
April: short dark hair. 120lbs. About 20yr. Old a total hottie
Amanda: not bad blond/redish hair nice slim body, total freak.