I Too Have Touched Upon The Delectable Deana Santana, With Reservations
I too have enjoyed the unrushed delights of Deanna Santana, also know as Deana on one of the websites. Encounter-wise, 99 44/100's percent dittos to Yard's superb write-up, HOWEVER, I have very mixed polarized perspectives on this young lady, and feel myself torn as I am writing this review.
This is the first time ever that I have oddly found that YMMV has circled around and YMMV'd directly with me.
Deanna/Deana is such a titillating turnon (alliteration aside) that the experience was akin to a total eruption resulting from "in, out, repeat if necessary". Like Yard, I too was polite and tried assisting with trying to help Deanna get extra business and be a low-dey total gentleman because she genuinely sounded like she could use some assistance with drumming up business.
I do not understand the rates noted in Yard's review, because the rates, as I understand them, and as advertized, were $.25 hh and $.50 full hour. I had full hour at $.5, and she was soooooooooooo good that I actually tipped her extra, which I do not usually do with escorts. She expressed to me that her co-advertiser friend makes more money than her. But, her friend advertises separately in ads and on sites by herself, at much higher rates with sexier pics. Maybe Deanna has just decided to raise her rates as she feels she is worth more.....if so, then my review is more pertinent.
In contrast to Deanna's treacherus virtues, be aware of some peculiar things and contradictions about Deanna.
As turned on as I was by my initial visit, I was very turned off by her kind of stuck-up dealings in trying to arrange for some further visits. I attribute it to her self-assessed "I am worth more than I am getting, because my friend makes more money than me" attitude.
Deanna, not unlike other escorts, appears to be full of b.s. and contradictions. She is very believable as being sweet, but, is full of drama and short on cred. I am glad that I did not let my guard down in this area.
She claims to have just started, because she just began posting recently. However, she provides exceptional services like a champ, and is relaxed and has no qualms about servicing to the utmost levels. My perception is that she is a transplant escort from elsewhere, because it appears impossible that she is just starting in the business even though she would like customers to believe that.
Deanna claims to 'want' customers to do reviews such as we are doing for her to help her and get her more calls even though she has gotten like 2,500 hits on one of her ad sites. But for some strange reason she has been banned from fellow monger site tee eeeee arrrrrrr. She acknowledged that she knows she is banned from that site, but feigns to not be clear on why. I do not know why. Then, she asks you to try to post a review there, because that will bring her business....yet she must realize it will be rejected. Don't waste your time falling into this story, because you will just end up with a rejected post.
Deanna claims to have nothing to do with the ads put up.....that her friend did it all. She claims that one site "hijacked" her ad from another site....but, when questioned about how the names and descriptions were very different, her retort was that her pseudo-friend did the posts on the various sites.
She claims to want to be easy for appointments, with many "luv" texts, however, when asking her to call you because she makes arranging visits too complex/drama centric to text arrangements, she will not call. My last text to her was to the effect of "I will leave her alone, and not bother her. I am not leaving mad. I am just leaving her" with one less customer when she is begging for more.
IMHO, be ready for Deanna's dark-side-of-the-moon persona, where she loses perspective of who is the paying customer vs. her just being the escort. She completely surprised me by having this edgy chip on her shoulder (no, it is not that she did not want me as a customer).
Yard's review notes the cleanliness of her apartment. I would only add that the apartment is fairly clean, except, the rugs are filthy. "The dog did it" was the primary response as to what happened.
Believe it or not, in summary, I actually recommend that you go to see her but insist on great services and not not put up with the fake-innocents. Deanna has a killer body and can rock your world. She just really turned me off when the real-Deanna (I will not give her real name) came through. Hopefully you will get the smoke-and-mirrors fake facade, vs. the real deal.....I wish the fantasy Deanna never came through because once I saw that side of her it was a true turn-off.
I will not repeat, because her fake perceivable asset of being young and honest has turned from a virtue to a turn-off liability.
Regards.
HD
Deana is sorry you feel that way
[QUOTE=Hand Deliver]I too have enjoyed the unrushed delights of Deanna Santana, also know as Deana on one of the websites. Encounter-wise, 99 44/100's percent dittos to Yard's superb write-up, HOWEVER, I have very mixed polarized perspectives on this young lady, and feel myself torn as I am writing this review.
This is the first time ever that I have oddly found that YMMV has circled around and YMMV'd directly with me.
Deanna/Deana is such a titillating turnon (alliteration aside) that the experience was akin to a total eruption resulting from "in, out, repeat if necessary". Like Yard, I too was polite and tried assisting with trying to help Deanna get extra business and be a low-dey total gentleman because she genuinely sounded like she could use some assistance with drumming up business.
I do not understand the rates noted in Yard's review, because the rates, as I understand them, and as advertized, were $.25 hh and $.50 full hour. I had full hour at $.5, and she was soooooooooooo good that I actually tipped her extra, which I do not usually do with escorts. She expressed to me that her co-advertiser friend makes more money than her. But, her friend advertises separately in ads and on sites by herself, at much higher rates with sexier pics. Maybe Deanna has just decided to raise her rates as she feels she is worth more.....if so, then my review is more pertinent.
In contrast to Deanna's treacherus virtues, be aware of some peculiar things and contradictions about Deanna.
As turned on as I was by my initial visit, I was very turned off by her kind of stuck-up dealings in trying to arrange for some further visits. I attribute it to her self-assessed "I am worth more than I am getting, because my friend makes more money than me" attitude.
Deanna, not unlike other escorts, appears to be full of b.s. and contradictions. She is very believable as being sweet, but, is full of drama and short on cred. I am glad that I did not let my guard down in this area.
She claims to have just started, because she just began posting recently. However, she provides exceptional services like a champ, and is relaxed and has no qualms about servicing to the utmost levels. My perception is that she is a transplant escort from elsewhere, because it appears impossible that she is just starting in the business even though she would like customers to believe that.
Deanna claims to 'want' customers to do reviews such as we are doing for her to help her and get her more calls even though she has gotten like 2,500 hits on one of her ad sites. But for some strange reason she has been banned from fellow monger site tee eeeee arrrrrrr. She acknowledged that she knows she is banned from that site, but feigns to not be clear on why. I do not know why. Then, she asks you to try to post a review there, because that will bring her business....yet she must realize it will be rejected. Don't waste your time falling into this story, because you will just end up with a rejected post.
Deanna claims to have nothing to do with the ads put up.....that her friend did it all. She claims that one site "hijacked" her ad from another site....but, when questioned about how the names and descriptions were very different, her retort was that her pseudo-friend did the posts on the various sites.
She claims to want to be easy for appointments, with many "luv" texts, however, when asking her to call you because she makes arranging visits too complex/drama centric to text arrangements, she will not call. My last text to her was to the effect of "I will leave her alone, and not bother her. I am not leaving mad. I am just leaving her" with one less customer when she is begging for more.
IMHO, be ready for Deanna's dark-side-of-the-moon persona, where she loses perspective of who is the paying customer vs. her just being the escort. She completely surprised me by having this edgy chip on her shoulder (no, it is not that she did not want me as a customer).
Yard's review notes the cleanliness of her apartment. I would only add that the apartment is fairly clean, except, the rugs are filthy. "The dog did it" was the primary response as to what happened.
Believe it or not, in summary, I actually recommend that you go to see her but insist on great services and not not put up with the fake-innocents. Deanna has a killer body and can rock your world. She just really turned me off when the real-Deanna (I will not give her real name) came through. Hopefully you will get the smoke-and-mirrors fake facade, vs. the real deal.....I wish the fantasy Deanna never came through because once I saw that side of her it was a true turn-off.
I will not repeat, because her fake perceivable asset of being young and honest has turned from a virtue to a turn-off liability.
Regards.
HD[/QUOTE]Again like I said before to you I do not know what I did to you hun. As far as I knew you were very pleased after we first met and even referred a very nice gentleman who goes by the name of yardape on here to me and now you're obviously upset with me! The only thing I can think of is the fact that I couldnt schedule with you the 2nd time at the exact time you requested and I think you took it too personal but hun I do have school and classes I do have to attend to and I could not make you my first priority but I am sorry you feel this way and I hope you can understand!! I am really a sweet girl and you know that and I dont think I deserved this kind of review!!
Thanks,
Deana Santana
Deana
Stand By Review Of Deanna Santana, Without Reservations
Deanna Santana,
Bottom line, I stand by my post as-is. My re-review of the post found that it accurately relects "my" perspective (mostly positive, and other). In line with pre-posting edits, I am not too proud to revise a post if appropriate. I recommended you to others even though, for me, the YMMV factor resulted in me no longer wishing to repeat. I learned new things based on our encouter, appreciate that, and thank you for it. Post-visit communications and attitude, not making an appointment, were the issue for me.
Glad you felt comfortable with your couple postings responding to my post. My silence to your two posts appears to have left things "open", hence, it appeared necessary to respond. Later, I will respond to your PM from a couple days ago, and, as appropriate, I am happy to have us move further exchanges off the board so we do not bore others or clutter the board with personalized banter.
[An aside to thread members: I coincidentally sent a PM to Jackson awhile ago about whether poster and provider back-and-forth feedbacks to posts are ok on this thread (e.g., posters' responses like mine), and, whether they should direct it to the different existing thread for escort and customer exchanges (my perspective was to use that other thread). From what I undstand based on the response, using this tread is ok, and restricting such exchanges on this thread would be something that would not be possbile to monitor.]
DS, like politicians we can be friendly not enemies, no animosity.
I wish you the best, and like McD's, hope you are able to serve billions more happy customers!
Respectfully,
HD
[QUOTE=Hand Deliver]I too have enjoyed the unrushed delights of Deanna Santana.... HOWEVER, I have very mixed polarized perspectives on this young lady, and feel myself torn as I am writing this review.....My last text to her was to the effect of "I will leave her alone, and not bother her. I am not leaving mad. I am just leaving her"....where she loses perspective of who is the paying customer vs. her just being the escort. She completely surprised me by having this edgy chip on her shoulder.....Bottom line, I do recommend you see her....I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Deana Santana]....I am very grateful that hand deliver referred you to me because I wouldn't have met you! Although, I do have to say hand deliver I don't understand why you are saying these things about me because you were very happy with me and my services the first and only time I got together with you and like I said if you hadn't been happy with my services you wouldn't have referred yardape to me! The only thing I can think of why you would be mad is because when you tried to schedule for the second time with me I couldn't see you at the exact time you were requesting tom see me again and I'm am sorry hun, but I do have school and classes during the week that I do have to attend to and I couldn't make you a priority over that! I am sorry you feel this way but I hope you can atleast understand! Thanks again for referring yardape to me! Deana Santana[/QUOTE]