Barbara -A Lasting Impression
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A few days ago I went to see Barbara at the link above. I'd seen her bad reviews about how feeble and old she is, but that just peaked my curiosity. I get bored easily, so I'm the guy that would jump on a chance to see a pregnant dwarf with three nipples and one leg if such a thing existed. And in my defense, I'm also the guy who went and saw Neysa ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/75052790[/URL]) after all the bad reviews saying what a lunatic she is, and while those reviews weren't wrong I still had a great time. Barbara was different.
She's old, really old. She looks it and moves like it. Seeing her gnarled mitts on me whine giving the HE was not good, but her limping gait as she moved around me just made me sad. It was truly pitiful and I felt despicable, but I still managed to get mine and send her off looking for a lukewarm washcloth to clean me up.
She's a nice lady and she tried, but I've never felt worse about myself after an orgasm than I did that day. I can't say don't do it, but you'll need a plan for how to reconcile what an awful shit you are for what you just did and emjoyed.
What just happened? AcuSpa
After my bad experience with the elderly, crippled massage therapist to the stars I decided to take a flyer on a place I've passed many times over the last few years. It's at 187X Union in midtown, and from the word go it was an odd experience. I called to set up an appointment and talked to 2-3 different ladies, none of whom spoke English good enough for it to work. I finally gave up and hung up, only to receive a text from a number that I hadn't called asking what time I wanted to stop by for a session. I set up a time and showed up a few minutes early.
Parking is tight, and I had to go in through the front door that's very exposed on a busy stretch of Union. I hate the COVID masks, but I popped one on for that. An older, kind of chunky Chinese lady met me and led me to a room separated by a curtain from the common areas and front door. I asked about a table shower and was told they didn't have one but I could use the stand up shower if I liked. I liked, so I wrapped up in a towel and followed the chunky lady to the shower. Which involved walking in front of the glass door I came in through that's about 15 foot from Union Ave. That was bad enough, but then I had to walk up some stairs to the second floor that were perfectly lined up with said glass door. Luckily once I got high enough to not be visible through the front door, I found myself in front of a window also looking out over Union.
Took the shower while the lady stood outside the stall (no curtain between us) and occasionally reached in to wash my back a bit. Then towel back on and walk down the stairs while I made eye contact with people sitting in cars waiting at the stoplight on Union. Back behind the curtain and face down on the table.
The massage was really good. Better than most you'll get. Lots of teasing too, but you're basically 25 foot from Union Ave with an unlocked glass door, a thin curtain, and 25 feet separating you from whoever might decide to pop in. I'm not sure what all is available, but I wouldn't be shocked if anything your heart desires could be had. I'd also not be shocked if you went for that and while you're chasing that dream a drunk hobo came in to pay you a visit. All that said, I'm certainly going back again. How could I not after that crazy weird experience?
Lavendar Massage (Southaven)
So I kept reading all these great reviews on Cici from Lavendar Massage in Southaven. Well apparently Cici is not there anymore and the new girl (Mia) gets agitated if you ask about Cici or make any reference about her.
Called to make an appointment. She was rather unfriendly on the phone. Should have been the first red flag. Asked if Cici was there. No, Cici no work no more. You want appointment. I'll call you back. Click! She just hung up.
So I tried texting from a different number just wanting to make an appointment since I was in the area and hoped someone else might be there. No, only one girl there working named Mia. Let me tell you, Mia is an angry one who definitely doesn't understand the line of work she's in.
Definitely avoid this place. It's right next to the Justice Network place. If you're ever been in trouble in Southaven, you know about Justice Network. So Mia keeps the door locked and stacks her appointment back to back so the next guy will be standing outside as you leave all the while these ladies from JN are standing outside smoking eyeballing every guy coming and going.
Next bad thing, she requires you to be draped with a sheet.
She's super unfriendly, uses mostly her forearms and elbows to massage which makes the massage mostly uncomfortable and definitely not enjoyable. Doesn't respond at all to any special requests or to use less pressure. I don't know if I caught her on a bad day or is she always like this.
Had to prepay before the session, but was very serious when she said you pay first, tip after.
She's very aggressive hounding you for a tip just like the women at Ocean massage.
Why would I tip you anything when you didn't do anything for me? I mean she was really aggressive as I was trying to leave basically holding the door saying you tip, you tip! I grabbed the door and told her to get out of my way.
Please don't patronize this place! You definitely will be wasting your money! I would never repeat!
I wouldn't recommend that method
[QUOTE=SensualMan;5799705]Ah! I remember my first time many years ago. The thrill of the hunt! Then finally succeeding and all the ecstasy that follows. Then your hooked!
Seriously though, this is the cheapest and most efficient method to date! Just get you a membership at ME. They have multiple locations all over Memphis. It's the cheapest way to find new girls that are down to play for pay. Just be cool during the massage, but after the flip when you're face up, just ever so slightly cup her ass with your hand then start messaging her ass too. You can feel everything on those scrubs they were.
If she slaps your hand hard and gets upset, just say your excuse me, excuse me. Just say this is your first time and her massage really turned you on.
If she playfully slaps your hand, just keep rubbing that ass then slide your hand underneath those scrubs. You get the idea. You'll soon find out if she's good to go or not.[/QUOTE]Seems like that would be a good way to catch a charge:
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