Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fassbender3000;6569465][URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/full-body-nuru-experience-28030.html[/URL]

Has anybody been suckered in by her yet? Her ad uses such great words that others don't and she has a unique look. I don't know why she doesn't have her name in there though, and when I texted her for an incall, she wanted one Ben as a deposit. Someone with no name and no reviews wants a big deposit, that's definitely a red flag.

I've given deposits to those with good reviews and reputations, and haven't been ripped off, but this is fishy.[/QUOTE]When doing google image search on the pictures, they would only turn up the outfits the lady was wearing.

But in the newest ads, the idiot poster put new pictures, and when you google image search them, they're the instagram pictures for a woman named Miranda who runs a legit massage business in Edmonton, Alberta Canada. I've reported the poster to rubrankings and let Miranda know in case she needs to drop a train on someone.

[QUOTE=Fassbender3000;6751518]When doing google image search on the pictures, they would only turn up the outfits the lady was wearing.

But in the newest ads, the idiot poster put new pictures, and when you google image search them, they're the instagram pictures for a woman named Miranda who runs a legit massage business in Edmonton, Alberta Canada. I've reported the poster to rubrankings and let Miranda know in case she needs to drop a train on someone.[/QUOTE]Ah too bad. Pics were intriguing. Though now I want to see Miranda if I'm ever in Alberta haha. Though it looks strictly therapeutic but man Miranda is stacked!

Are there any FS places near Dulles airport?

[QUOTE=Jd2011;6756348]Are there any FS places near Dulles airport?[/QUOTE]Search the Northern Virginia section under VIRGINIA, not DC. Plenty of answers there.

[QUOTE=LeggoMaeggos;6660172]Looks like potentially a new massage place in NW DC, near Colombia Road. I can't find any info on the place though.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/asian-beauty-202-702-7031the-best-massage-mi-158m10/59474581[/URL][/QUOTE]Tried this place while I was in town recently. Nice location. Clean. Masseuse (Theresa? I think?) was a cute, in her 30's. Solid massage skills.

[QUOTE=BoomStick26;6774230]Tried this place while I was in town recently. Nice location. Clean. Masseuse (Theresa? I think?) was a cute, in her 30's. Solid massage skills.[/QUOTE]Open menu? What was the damage?

I'll be in the DC area, staying downtown. Never been and looking for FS recommendations. TIA.

[QUOTE=WarrenE;6802573]I'll be in the DC area, staying downtown. Never been and looking for FS recommendations. TIA.[/QUOTE]Will need a car to drive to Greenbelt or other areas in PG County.

[QUOTE=WarrenE;6802573]I'll be in the DC area, staying downtown. Never been and looking for FS recommendations. TIA.[/QUOTE]You can find diamonds in the rough on callescort, sumosear, skip, and Listcrawler. You just have to dig through a lot of junk to find them.

I am sure we all remember our first AMP experience. For me it was Downtown Spa (1018 Vermont Ave) tucked up on the fourth floor above a restaurant. The ad reads, "Nr. 15th St. Btwn. K & L. Washington 10 am 2 am," and the ladies were great. I have no recollection of DC before Mayor-for-life (Marion Barry), but once he left office it was Mayor Anthony Williams' (the bowtie) P and B Abatement Act of 2004 that ruined this valuable service for us. Some young guys collected baseball cars, for me it was keeping track of each new AMP that popped-up in the Washington Post. The Adult Services section of the CityPaper was a good source too. Located on the back pages of such local papers, this is where we got the terms BackPage and BedPage. Could only get 1 of the 7 pages to upload.

[QUOTE=LowerBackPain;6809508]I am sure we all remember our first AMP experience. For me it was Downtown Spa (1018 Vermont Ave) tucked up on the fourth floor above a restaurant. The ad reads, "Nr. 15th St. Btwn. K & L. Washington 10 am 2 am," and the ladies were great. I have no recollection of DC before Mayor-for-life (Marion Barry), but once he left office it was Mayor Anthony Williams' (the bowtie) P and B Abatement Act of 2004 that ruined this valuable service for us. Some young guys collected baseball cars, for me it was keeping track of each new AMP that popped-up in the Washington Post. The Adult Services section of the CityPaper was a good source too. Located on the back pages of such local papers, this is where we got the terms BackPage and BedPage. Could only get 1 of the 7 pages to upload.[/QUOTE]I tried to visit Downtown Spa a couple of times, but the presence of a strong urine smell and some unsavory characters downstairs drove me away. Also, wasn't there a murder in that spa at one time?

I visited several AMP's in the Dupont Circle area over the years, as well as along the L Street corridor and on Capitol Hill. I also recall visiting several individual providers, including a Russian and a European, in the Foggy Bottom area.

Who remembers the infamous H & H flotation spa in upper Northwest? It wasn't an AMP; it featured an international staff. I saw several Eastern European, Middle Eastern, and South American providers at H & H as well as a couple of American providers. My most memorable visit there was with a Middle Eastern provider who gave me a CBJ, then inexplicably removed the condom before she mounted me and rode me raw in CG until I finished inside her. I sometimes wonder if I have a kid out there that I don't know about. That kid, if he or she exists, would be a young adult by now.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;6810372]I tried to visit Downtown Spa a couple of times, but the presence of a strong urine smell and some unsavory characters downstairs drove me away. Also, wasn't there a murder in that spa at one time?

I visited several AMP's in the Dupont Circle area over the years, as well as along the L Street corridor and on Capitol Hill. I also recall visiting several individual providers, including a Russian and a European, in the Foggy Bottom area.

Who remembers the infamous H & H flotation spa in upper Northwest? It wasn't an AMP; it featured an international staff. I saw several Eastern European, Middle Eastern, and South American providers at H & H as well as a couple of American providers. My most memorable visit there was with a Middle Eastern provider who gave me a CBJ, then inexplicably removed the condom before she mounted me and rode me raw in CG until I finished inside her. I sometimes wonder if I have a kid out there that I don't know about. That kid, if he or she exists, would be a young adult by now.[/QUOTE]I just posted on the NOVA forum in response. Yes, I remember H&H. Wasn't her name Roxanne (or something like that)? I said I would go to a library with old WPs on microfiche and copy the ad page. Some AMPs had grand openings that lasted years!

[QUOTE=Max#01;6810752]I just posted on the NOVA forum in response. Yes, I remember H&H. Wasn't her name Roxanne (or something like that)? I said I would go to a library with old WPs on microfiche and copy the ad page. Some AMPs had grand openings that lasted years![/QUOTE]I believe H & H was owned by a Turkish woman named Leyla. A fellow monger (it may have been Bunker Buster) posted a tribute to Leyla in one of the forums after she died a few years ago. She had other business ventures as well.

I don't recall the name of the woman who removed the condom before she mounted me. She was from either Egypt or Turkey. Nobody ever sought me for a paternity test following that encounter. That's one advantage of paying cash for services rendered.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;6810372]I tried to visit Downtown Spa a couple of times, but the presence of a strong urine smell and some unsavory characters downstairs drove me away. Also, wasn't there a murder in that spa at one time?[/QUOTE]What I remember about Downtown was the long hike up the stairs past the Chinese (?) restaurant. You could smell the aroma of MSG and teriyaki sauce all the way up to the third floor. Yes, regretfully, there was a murder there. Lots of murders to sort through, but you can read this paragraph:

"District police said the woman was stabbed to death on the top floor of a massage parlor in the 1000 block of Vermont Avenue NW about 9:45 pm Police did not release her name last night, saying her parents in Korea had not yet been notified. ".

[URL]https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2001/02/06/crime-38/8bffd2fd-995a-4d9d-a497-5fbc22fefb87/[/URL]

Hey, does anyone know of any parlors that do footjobs? Thanks in advance.

Visiting the area. Looked in this forum and it's dead. You guys have to do better. I rolled the dice and searched for table showers and picked Golden Therapy in Virginia. I can tell they don't do much happy endings over there because she was very nervous with me to make sure I'm not LE. Started with table shower and she asked if it's ok to wash my ass and I replied yesss. She finished my back and said ok baby. As if the shower was done. I turned around and laid on my back. From there she knew I was there for business. She stroked him goood. Back to the room and got a great massage. Paid 80 for the hour. After she started lightly sensually touching me and asked if it was ok and I Said yessss baby. She asked what I want I said Sucky Sucky. She tried to settle for just HJ. I said sucky sucky. She asked how much I said 100. She said 20 more. I agreed. Back in Massachusetts I pay 100 on top for CBJ. CBJ was above average but only performed for 7 or 8 min. Then HJ for another 10 min with breast play. Great time. You're welcome.

Her name was Lucy.

There I was dreaming of DuPont.

YY massage-oily mess, no teasing, nothing to report.

Deluca massage great massage legit no extras. Good looking therapist I'd try again.

WG wellness- ok staff, ok massage, teasing, p state, decent L1 finish. 9. 5 hr /. 4 tip.

Just a dream YMMV.

Just checking to see if anyone has been to Best in Glover recently. It's been about a year and I'm due for my yearly drunken regret. Noticed some ads on some of the sites with the address advertising new girls and new management. Is plane jane Judy gone?

Has anyone tried NHS on Langston Blvd that is offering a discount? (I'm not sure if that is a good thing or not) Any intel would be appreciated. Thanks.

Super cute girl from Thailand she is about 5 ft 2 100 lb with well done man-made large C cups. She's a wild one, greets me with a nice dfk and she knows what I love.

Pushes my legs back and buries her tongue in my ass for a nice long rimming session, she will go for as long as you want her to. After about 5 minutes I let my legs lay down and she started an amazing BBBJ going as deep as she possibly could and really got me going I thought I was going to lose it right there. She knows that I love BBFS and I requested doggy style. She is really tight so it took a little while to ease into her but feeling my bare cock inside her wet pussy was just absolutely amazing. She reached under with one hand and started squeezing my balls and after about 10 minutes of plowing away I unloaded a huge load into cute mouth. She opened her mouth and showed me the cum and said "oh honey a lot today. ".

She got a hot towel and cleaned me up and then gave me a nice massage and sent me on my way. Not a lot of providers offer this service but she does and she is definitely worth the visit.

Anyone gotten a chance to check this new spot out? Looks close to the metro in the area, and I've been seeing ads pop up for them.

Any chance you checked it out? Also tempted. But knowing DC. Also wary of any actual fun.

[QUOTE=LeggoMaeggos;7019557]Anyone gotten a chance to check this new spot out? Looks close to the metro in the area, and I've been seeing ads pop up for them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vitamin2270;7024368]Any chance you checked it out? Also tempted. But knowing DC. Also wary of any actual fun.[/QUOTE]Haven't checked it out yet, was hoping someone had some info to share first.

[QUOTE=LeggoMaeggos;7024557]Haven't checked it out yet, was hoping someone had some info to share first.[/QUOTE]Ending my lurker streak for this one, been messing around in ATL for a few years now, but I happened to be in DC for the weekend so I went for it- I was staying downtown and didn't feel like taking a train all the way to the outskirts. Plus- DC area in general looks pretty starved on info from what I've seen.

About two blocks away from you street station. Down some stairs to the door and up a larger flight of stairs to get to the front desk. It was 70 for a half and 90 for and hour. I paid my masseuse for the half hour in the room, and at the same time gave her 50 and told her it was "for extras". Seemed to get the point across well enough, I never got her name but if I had to guess, mid 30's, cute face. I think it was only her and mamasan there tho, can't be too sure.

Nothing too out of the ordinary after that. Place looked pretty clean. She didn't use a whole bunch of oil, but the back massage was still pretty nice. On the flip things were pretty standard- a little rubbing before we went to straight to some L1 action. Gave me some hand cleaner for some UTC action as well. After the finish, got cleaned up and she actually used the rest of my time to massage my legs and head (50/50 if they do it in Atlanta so it was nice). Got dressed, got my little water bottle and I was back out on the street grinning like an idiot.

So yeah overall, pretty good stuff. Only "complaint" I have is that its on a busy street, and there were some street performers that you could hear through the building- didn't ruin the vibe though.

Was there any discussion of upgrades?

[QUOTE=LittleIggan;7057843]Ending my lurker streak for this one, been messing around in ATL for a few years now, but I happened to be in DC for the weekend so I went for it- I was staying downtown and didn't feel like taking a train all the way to the outskirts. Plus- DC area in general looks pretty starved on info from what I've seen.

About two blocks away from you street station. Down some stairs to the door and up a larger flight of stairs to get to the front desk. It was 70 for a half and 90 for and hour. I paid my masseuse for the half hour in the room, and at the same time gave her 50 and told her it was "for extras". Seemed to get the point across well enough, I never got her name but if I had to guess, mid 30's, cute face. I think it was only her and mamasan there tho, can't be too sure.

Nothing too out of the ordinary after that. Place looked pretty clean. She didn't use a whole bunch of oil, but the back massage was still pretty nice. On the flip things were pretty standard- a little rubbing before we went to straight to some L1 action. Gave me some hand cleaner for some UTC action as well. After the finish, got cleaned up and she actually used the rest of my time to massage my legs and head (50/50 if they do it in Atlanta so it was nice). Got dressed, got my little water bottle and I was back out on the street grinning like an idiot.

So yeah overall, pretty good stuff. Only "complaint" I have is that its on a busy street, and there were some street performers that you could hear through the building- didn't ruin the vibe though.[/QUOTE]

I trekked out to this part of town, and the lady I met called herself Coco. I opted for the half hour, and tipped her 5 Hams for extras. She gave a relaxing massage that got the aches out of my back. Not much teasing, but it felt good when she rubbed my ass and inner thighs. On the flip, she went right to work on the HE and took her time. I asked if I could roam, but she wasn't feeling it today. Coco was thorough with my cock and gave me a good explosion.

I was also happy that she used a warm towel to get all the oil off me. I hope if I see her more often, she'll be open to more extras.

I was tired of waiting for one of you degens to give a "worthy" review so I ventured out this week to really Toftt and am happy to report that yes, we finally have something that is mildly worthy of a "decent" rep. I called multiple times but noone answered so took the risk and metro'd over. Walked through the door and chimesin the face to walk up the stairs. Greeted by my provider and she asked if I called. "yes. But noone answered. " And she places her hand on my ass and pushes me past her (good sign). We walk to the room and she asks for the donation. 7 hh which is. 1 more than I had received by text a few weeks before but whatever, city rent is high. Undressed slowly and she came back in before I was done so I could show her the twig and berries. Laid down and she did a decent soft massage. She teased in between finishing the legs and I let her know I was down diggy down with booty raise and moan (real demure). She immediately started full grope the jewels and then finished my other leg. Asked me to flip and asked what I wanted. I said boom boom, she asked how much and I lost what she said but it sounded like 9 Jackson's. I said I don't have that, so how about a dental check and she said 100. Which confused me. And then she said w cover but I asked for none and she hesitated and said no and what sounded like 8 Jackson's. I think there was a miscalculation on her part and she said a Benji and she'll do a capped tooth brush so I agreed. Unfortunately, she pulled out the plastic wrap but I just sucked it up and enjoyed what ended up being a 6. 5/10 plasticwrappy. Solid 10 min cleaning with direction and I overflowed that saran. Gave her 6 Jacks and she was happy to hand me a water and I was out into the busy hustle and bustle.

She was prob in her late 40's maybe early 50's. Saggy B, med butt and cute ish in the face, but nice and accommodating. As a frequent Nova visitor. This is a real treat in the city. Sub 2 and convenient access in the city. I'll repeat. Prob hide Ben's chili dog next time I'm there and report back.

Happy hunting.

Vit.

I was visiting and stopped by Lux. First time I've ever been to a place I actually paid after everything and no prices were mentioned. Got an OK massage with just about zero teasing. On the flip went right for the L1 finish. She lifted up her shirt and had some very nice eraser nipples. Almost like there was something she had tied at the bases Of them before the way they were shaped. The cups and the nipples were nice and the finish. Not much for the massage. Anyway, that's my report. Had a bad experience with a place downstairs a while back so I was hesitant. 90 all in.

Will be in town staying near DCA. Any options in that area? Thanks!

[QUOTE=Ref82;7097218]Will be in town staying near DCA. Any options in that area? Thanks![/QUOTE]Lara Rose is near there, and gets good reviews (I've not seen her):[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington-dc/bodyrubs/body-rubs/stimulating-massage-by-lara-29867.html.[/URL].

There are also a couple AMPs in the general vicinity, but may require a ride. I haven't been to any of them, so can't make a recommendation. I suggest looking at the Northern Virginia board in the Virginia section for more info. Cheers!

I am going to DC for a business trip later this month. Staying in penn quarter with no car. Any close by places I should check out?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=JfFaster;2427931]Sad that the DC scene has been reduced to talking about what was. There were an incredible number of great places. By my office near Ford's Theater, there were 3 establishments within a 2 minute walk--two were across from Ford's theater. One was Royal, and I can't remember the name of the other a mere 100 feet or so away down the street. Rio, on 9th St. , was another good place with Paula running the show and delivering special services to only a select few; it later moved and became Shell Green. Great place and great gal![/QUOTE]I had awesome experience at Royal. The woman was probably late-30's and I was early 20's. She ended up giving me her number and we went to lunch on Saturday. She didn't go home until late Sunday night. Good times.

Best bet is Dupont Circle or Arlington, VA. Easy Metro ride to both areas. Arlington is safe enough to walk around.

[QUOTE=AsianGiant;7150012]I am going to DC for a business trip later this month. Staying in penn quarter with no car. Any close by places I should check out?

Thanks![/QUOTE].

Search the Northern VA boards, you'll find more info there. Also, Arlington and Alexandria are safe enough to walk around from a Metro station or a short walk after a Lyft or Uber.

[QUOTE=Ref82;7097218]Will be in town staying near DCA. Any options in that area? Thanks![/QUOTE].

Hello all, I will be in DC for a few days, and I want to try an AMP who has a table shower. I read about G&S spa, can anyone let me know if it is worth trying? Or if not, maybe mention another place to try. I don't have transport, but bus, or train is ok. TIA If any one is interested in the midwest info, I can help some.

[QUOTE=Hootersman1;7209376]Hello all, I will be in DC for a few days, and I want to try an AMP who has a table shower. I read about G&S spa, can anyone let me know if it is worth trying? Or if not, maybe mention another place to try. I don't have transport, but bus, or train is ok. TIA If any one is interested in the midwest info, I can help some.[/QUOTE]Check near metro stations. Seven isn't far from G&S, and there are others in Greenbelt.

[QUOTE=DMVNiceGuy;7230282]Check near metro stations. Seven isn't far from G&S, and there are others in Greenbelt.[/QUOTE]For the Greenbelt AMPs, you take the Metro Green Line to the end of the line at, not surprisingly, Greenbelt. From there, you can take either a taxi or Uber. G&S is south of National Harbor and is a fair distance away. Seven isn't near any public transportation other than a bus.

I am staying at a hotel that is around New York Ave and 6th. Is there anything around here, outcall or incall? Any information is appreciated!