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Muffa, you are hereby awarded 1, 000, 000 Internet Prostitute Points for taking one for the team with such an awful outcome.

Seriously, that sux dude. Sorry you got burned and thank you for sharing.

Also, congrats on RSG. Jill will take good care of you. She vets out any bad ones reliably, so if it's someone who's been with her for a while, or is paying a return visit, you can bank on a good time. She hasn't had a clunker in ages.

I can personally recommend Chantel when she is in town. (next week) She is an absolute sweetheart!

Chulo, take a lesson from Muffa. That's what a review should be.

[QUOTE=Muffa;1723885]Yeah Chulo, you owe me and the rest of us one for that fucking disaster I just encountered with that punjabi.[/QUOTE]

Way to take in in the balls for the team!

[QUOTE=RoadStar01; 1724751]Muffa, you are hereby awarded 1, 000, 000 Internet Prostitute Points for taking one for the team with such an awful outcome.

Seriously, that sux dude. Sorry you got burned and thank you for sharing.

Also, congrats on RSG. Jill will take good care of you. She vets out any bad ones reliably, so if it's someone who's been with her for a while, or is paying a return visit, you can bank on a good time. She hasn't had a clunker in ages.

I can personally recommend Chantel when she is in town. (next week) She is an absolute sweetheart!

Chulo, take a lesson from Muffa. That's what a review should be.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stressed Out;1724458]My dear sir. You have always had and justly attained the moniker Mr Asshole! BTW. Like I said I've been scarce the last few months here and wonder if I've missed an of your great photo soots of Nyx and any of her ladies. If I have please enlighten me![/QUOTE]Have you seen her pics from January? Here's a couple in case you missed them. She'll probably be doing a new shoot in the next month or so, she usually averages a shoot every three or four months. I may be doing a new shoot with Freya this week, I'm waiting for an update on that currently. I was supposed to be doing a shoot with a girl from down south (unrelated to Goddess Girlfriends) , but she ended up having to postpone her visit to Boston. But mostly I've been busy lately on a non-escort related photography project. Unfortunately a combination of weather, and scheduling conflicts with some models, have been causing me issues.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Muffa;1723750]At least I got accepted to RSG today so I can avoid this shit.[/QUOTE]Congratulations. RSG is the best.

[QUOTE=MetesBounds;1724763]Way to take in in the balls for the team![/QUOTE]Thanks Metes, and everyone else for their support, contributions, and appreciations. I feel pretty good that I've only been doing this for 4 months and have taken chances on 10 or so (more reviewed on ThEotheR board before I joined here) unreviewed girls. Some good, some bad, but it is actually part of the fun for me, knowing I have the ability to warn or recommend to my fellow brothers. Just glad to be contributing to something.

Another MILF I can recommend.

I can no longer find a record of her BP ad, but I met with Jennifer (6368) this past weekend. She says she tours the east coast and her favorite city by far is Boston. She is probably close to 50, but her body is very good, and her attitude is awesome. She seems educated, has a sophiscated vibe, and we actually had an hour long conversation before doing anything sexual.

I had booked for an hour for $$, but she didn't seem to be pressed for time. She got bumped up to the penthouse suite of a 4 star hotel, so the atmosphere was nice. She claims to only take about 10% of the calls due to her distaste of foreigners (well she seemed educated about other things).

So an hour into the event we proceeded to get comfortable. She looks great for her age, and definitily has the skills that come with maturity. I think Greek was the only thing off the menu, so DFK, DATY&O, FIP&A, BBJ (Excellent). We pleasured each other orally for about 25 minutes, then 30 minutes of great sex, starting with CG. Mish, Doggy, and her favorite and probably mine Lazy Dog where I finished. So two hours had passed, so I tipped her $ without her mentioning how much time we spent. She even wanted to go to tour Harvard with me, but I needed to get home.

A really great woman, no hangups, and is really good at making her clients feel comfortable. Totally relaxed and never any awkward moments. Looks 7. 5, Service 8. 5, Atmosphere 9, Attitude 9.

She says she visits Boston often so if you're a MILF hunter, I'd keep an eye on her. I could only find this pic from that fvcked up website PotentialProsti, and I recall her BP ad having more flattering pictures.

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[QUOTE=RoadStar01; 1724736]Muffa, This V Foxx?

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She's fiiiiine.[/QUOTE]Yes, that Vanessa, and she is fine as fuck. Saw her the next day too. All around awesome chick.

I propose that Muffa be elevated to immediate senior status for that C. F.

[QUOTE=Muffa; 1723750]Okay, after seeing Chulo's post I saw that Layla (xxx-xxxx-8743) (she might also have a 404-xxx-xxxx) was very close by. Even though I had been stood up by her before, I was tempted. Should have avoided! This girl's attitude is probably the worst I've ever encountered. She is a serious.

She quoted $.4 / h and $$/hr. After several phone calls she says she'll be ready in 10 minutes. I arrive at the hotel on time. Give her a call. No answer. Wait 10 minutes. No Answer. Texted "what's up?" she responded "Hold On". Got a $10 beer at the bar and waited another 15 minutes. Finally she calls and gives me her room number. Go up and am greeted by an attractive Indian girl with large breasts (6. 5 maybe 7 out of 10) , so I was happy. She immediately asked for donation even though I slipped it on the table when I walked in. Tells me to get comfortable, so I did. She got naked, and her looks fell to maybe a 5 due to the flabby stomach, breasts, and weird discoloration around her thighs. No kissing whatsover. Immediately applies the cover and gives a terrible 2 minute CBJ. Asks if I'm ready.

So had her get on top. She rides for 1 minute, says she is tired. I switch to doggy, and after 1 minute she says it hurts because her tubes are tied. Switched to missionary, where she immediately demands me to cum. I said relax, it's been 5 minutes, no need to rush. She's had at least one kid judging by her stretch marks, and the sex was a hot dog in a hallway.

She says she has 2 clients waiting in the parking lot. I told her they can wait since I waited and paid for an hour. She keeps on with the "Hurry up and fucking cum". I tell her that this is a turn off, that she shouldn't be rushing me, and maybe pretend to enjoy our time together. She says she's not going to fuck for an hour, which I can understand, but she is the one who rushed into the sex to begin with. I told her we can take a break. She says no just hurry and finish. I say "You're really killing the mood here".

She pushes me off, puts on her clothes, and tells me to get the fuck out. I tell her to relax, I tell her I paid for the hour, I'll sit here and watch TV with you LOL, just to deny her business. I look at the time she called for me to come up (9:05pm) , and it is 9:22pm. So 15 minutes. I ask for $ back. She says fuck no, I fucked you. Well what about charging me for the 1/2 hour and giving me. 6 back."I only give head for 1/2 hour appointments). She sees how pissed I am, and threatens to call hotel security. I say fine, go ahead.

I sit down in the chair, watch some tv. Hotel security guy comes and says "I understand there is an emergency." She says "I asked this guy to leave and he refuses to go." Hotel security tells me the police have been called, so I go quietly. We're walking down the hall and the guy is like "WTF was that about? We were expecting a murder." I tell him she owed me some money. I ask him if I'm being detained or if the cops are coming. He laughs, says no. Says he doesn't even know what to do in an emergency.

So $$ for a terrible time from the biggest beyotch this side of Bangalore.

Looks: 5.

Service : I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down. As a newbie, I feel I've taken quite a few for the team already. At least I got accepted to RSG today so I can avoid this shit.

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[QUOTE=Muffa; 1723750]Okay, after seeing Chulo's post I saw that Layla (xxx-xxxx-8743) (she might also have a 404-xxx-xxxx) was very close by. Even though I had been stood up by her before, I was tempted. Should have avoided! This girl's attitude is probably the worst I've ever encountered. She is a serious.

She quoted $.4 / h and $$/hr. After several phone calls she says she'll be ready in 10 minutes. I arrive at the hotel on time. Give her a call. No answer. Wait 10 minutes. No Answer. Texted "what's up?" she responded "Hold On". Got a $10 beer at the bar and waited another 15 minutes. Finally she calls and gives me her room number. Go up and am greeted by an attractive Indian girl with large breasts (6. 5 maybe 7 out of 10) , so I was happy. She immediately asked for donation even though I slipped it on the table when I walked in. Tells me to get comfortable, so I did. She got naked, and her looks fell to maybe a 5 due to the flabby stomach, breasts, and weird discoloration around her thighs. No kissing whatsover. Immediately applies the cover and gives a terrible 2 minute CBJ. Asks if I'm ready.

So had her get on top. She rides for 1 minute, says she is tired. I switch to doggy, and after 1 minute she says it hurts because her tubes are tied. Switched to missionary, where she immediately demands me to cum. I said relax, it's been 5 minutes, no need to rush. She's had at least one kid judging by her stretch marks, and the sex was a hot dog in a hallway.

She says she has 2 clients waiting in the parking lot. I told her they can wait since I waited and paid for an hour. She keeps on with the "Hurry up and fucking cum". I tell her that this is a turn off, that she shouldn't be rushing me, and maybe pretend to enjoy our time together. She says she's not going to fuck for an hour, which I can understand, but she is the one who rushed into the sex to begin with. I told her we can take a break. She says no just hurry and finish. I say "You're really killing the mood here".

She pushes me off, puts on her clothes, and tells me to get the fuck out. I tell her to relax, I tell her I paid for the hour, I'll sit here and watch TV with you LOL, just to deny her business. I look at the time she called for me to come up (9:05pm) , and it is 9:22pm. So 15 minutes. I ask for $ back. She says fuck no, I fucked you. Well what about charging me for the 1/2 hour and giving me. 6 back."I only give head for 1/2 hour appointments). She sees how pissed I am, and threatens to call hotel security. I say fine, go ahead.

I sit down in the chair, watch some tv. Hotel security guy comes and says "I understand there is an emergency." She says "I asked this guy to leave and he refuses to go." Hotel security tells me the police have been called, so I go quietly. We're walking down the hall and the guy is like "WTF was that about? We were expecting a murder." I tell him she owed me some money. I ask him if I'm being detained or if the cops are coming. He laughs, says no. Says he doesn't even know what to do in an emergency.

So $$ for a terrible time from the biggest beyotch this side of Bangalore.

Looks: 5.

Service : I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down. As a newbie, I feel I've taken quite a few for the team already. At least I got accepted to RSG today so I can avoid this shit.[/QUOTE]We've all been there. What'cha going to do, call Ho'busters? No. If you've just dropped $$ for 15 minutes, you've essentially been robbed. Probably the girl isn't all mentally there (above the neck) to treat clients that way. I suppose you could have left before she called hotel security and then stuck around to alert your fellow mongers as they headed to her room. Maybe they would have ignored you but maybe not. You could have alerted the front desk to what's going on in the room (even by phone after you left the parking lot, if not in person). The worst thing is to just leave and let her repeat her rip-off with other guys, and I think you were right to stay in the room until security escorted you out (although it could have gone another way, of course). Well, on to the next.

I have been there-done that and recommend you take a pass on this one. All she does is sit on the edge of the bed beside you and rub her huge hands over your body and tell you about her past as a karate instructor. No tease-nada. Nothing. Zipo! Add implies the 42F's will be on show. You guessed it-nada. Nothing. Zipo! No personality

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That's right Adobe! Muffa, a whole heap of congrats for having balls of Titanium. Making her call security was PRIMO! You know deep down inside, even if the police had come, all you have to admit to is that you were there for a massage, and once it became evident that she was not licensed, you politely asked for your money back. They can't prove shit to the contrary. No way SHE'S going to admit being a hooker (I normally use the term "Provider", but this clearly does not apply to her) so they may have even made her give it back, or they could take HER in for practicing massage without a licence. (THAT would have been classic!) Top that off with the fact that she'll be blackballed from that hotel for sure. Security guy was too cool.

Now, I understand that not everyone has that much latitude with drawing attention to themselves, but you all have to admit it, that was AWESOME! I'm talking full-on "Archer" Awesome.

You sir, are my Hero of the Month.

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Please tell me you were wearing a black turtleneck.

[QUOTE=Adobe;1725159]We've all been there. What'cha going to do, call Ho'busters? No. If you've just dropped $$ for 15 minutes, you've essentially been robbed. Probably the girl isn't all mentally there (above the neck) to treat clients that way. I suppose you could have left before she called hotel security and then stuck around to alert your fellow mongers as they headed to her room. Maybe they would have ignored you but maybe not. You could have alerted the front desk to what's going on in the room (even by phone after you left the parking lot, if not in person). The worst thing is to just leave and let her repeat her rip-off with other guys, and I think you were right to stay in the room until security escorted you out (although it could have gone another way, of course). Well, on to the next.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Adobe;1725159]We've all been there. What'cha going to do, call Ho'busters? No. If you've just dropped $$ for 15 minutes, you've essentially been robbed. Probably the girl isn't all mentally there (above the neck) to treat clients that way. I suppose you could have left before she called hotel security and then stuck around to alert your fellow mongers as they headed to her room. Maybe they would have ignored you but maybe not. You could have alerted the front desk to what's going on in the room (even by phone after you left the parking lot, if not in person). The worst thing is to just leave and let her repeat her rip-off with other guys, and I think you were right to stay in the room until security escorted you out (although it could have gone another way, of course). Well, on to the next.[/QUOTE]Well, on the ride home I did call the hotel and made a complaint that the girl I was visiting in room XXX stole my money while I was in the bathroom, and that your hotel is harboring a thief. They said "Well, what do you want us to do?" I said "Well, I called the police, and just wanted to warn you that they would be coming by to ask questions." Of course, I did not call the police, but I'm sure they kept an eye on her after her yelling fire and my phone call.

Then when I got home I immediately posted a review here, and 2 other sites, so I think that was the best move.

[QUOTE=Ho Hunter 328; 1724769]Have you seen her pics from January? Here's a couple in case you missed them. She'll probably be doing a new shoot in the next month or so, she usually averages a shoot every three or four months. I may be doing a new shoot with Freya this week, I'm waiting for an update on that currently. I was supposed to be doing a shoot with a girl from down south (unrelated to Goddess Girlfriends) , but she ended up having to postpone her visit to Boston. But mostly I've been busy lately on a non-escort related photography project. Unfortunately a combination of weather, and scheduling conflicts with some models, have been causing me issues.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Thank-you sir. I had missed those. It is amazing. She gets more beautiful everytime I see her. At least in pics. I can't imagine how beautiful she looks in person. And of course there is that body yumyum! I'll be waiting for the new shoot! SO

Has anyone seen Honey before? Posts a lot from Boston.

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