Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous;2196570]"Morgan" is Laotian, 27, fairly pretty, speaks decent English. Always interesting to try a new nationality. All communication before the visit, including screening, was by text. Her Tysons Corner hotel room opens to the street, no need to pass through a common area.

Morgan has a robust body, big breasts and a kind, welcoming manner. Because she knew the drill and seemed comfortable she seemed like a veteran but said she's only done this work for 6 months. Affectionate and cooperative, unlimited kissing and touching, allowed DATO but no finger penetration. After initial obviously fake sound effects, seemed to get off pretty well from extended DATY and a small egg-shaped vibrator I brought along.

Did several positions enthusiastically and agreed to finish with BBBJ w / PM. Nixed CIF for the familiar reason: "makeup. " Although her BJ technique was pretty good I needed to use my hand to finish and when I did she covered me with her hand to avoid getting splattered on the face. Disappointing but understandable.

Damage for 1 hour: 3 x $. On the excellent Z-scale: Face 7, Body 7, Attitude 8, Service 7 1/2.[/QUOTE]Thanks for keeping the escort thread hot Amb. You're a good man, and you're right, it is a good scale my friend. Hah!

Zhuxi.

Viki is young and does not have a feel for the job. Fussy, bossy, stopped me many times (don't touch hair or face), faked O, poor BJ technique. I felt she does not like this activity and has no idea what a man wants. I was disappointed big time and because this has happened a couple of times at this agency (Barbara) I am going to try to go elsewhere for a while. My experience FWIW. Face 8 Body 8 Attitude 2 Service 2

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous;2249422]In her ad "Angie" looks like a robo-babe. The ad does not list any agency, but I hoped she was a K-girl because that is my preference. I booked a 10 am appointment, arrived on time and texted her. She texted me to wait "5 minutes," which turned into 10, then she texted me the room number. Game face on, I strolled calmly through the hotel lobby and up the elevator I went.

Angie turned out to be a very attractive Thai girl, but by the time I got inside the room it was 15 minutes past the hour and I was afraid of clock-watching. I asked if she had another appointment after me. There was a language barrier but I understood her to say that her next appointment was at ten minutes after 11, leaving me 55 minutes at most. Being shorted on time because she was not ready is a deal-breaker for me, so I explained and politely bailed, which she accepted although I don't know if she understood the reason.

From my car I called my two go-to K-agencies, but no immediate appointment was available. Then I thought of the Chinese condo located on Lincoln Way. I have had their number for several years and I don't even know where (or if) they advertise these days. The rate has been $. 6/ h since I first went there. I knew I was taking a chance on the service I might get, but I was on a mission, so I called and was able to book an immediate appointment. They have changed locations so I had to find the new place, not far away.

Behind the door in the darkened room stood "Coco," about 30, not very pretty but a perfect body, perky be-cups and flat stomach. She smiled thinly but was not warm, seemed a little shy and spoke very little English. She did not seem to like to kiss, but I still gave her all the affection I could. Her pussy was as perfect as it comes and I thoroughly enjoyed giving her a long unhurried DATY which culminated in a climax that I believe was as fully satisfying to her as it was to me.

Slipped on a condom and we went at it in several positions for about ten minutes. She enjoyed it but resisted kissing, disappointing to me. I prefer to finish with BBBJ so I took off the condom and motioned to her mouth. To my surprise she shook her head no. I reminded myself that this was not the K-service I am used to so I straddled her and using her hand and mine, finished on her excellent chest. Though she held her hand up to shield her face I still dumped a major load on her. I enjoyed it immensely, but she made a face like it was distasteful and immediately headed to the bathroom to clean up. It seems that providers who like having come in their mouth or on their body (or at least act as if they do) exist only in porn.

After we cleaned up I figured she was disgusted with me but there was still some time left, so I laid down on the bed and motioned for her to cuddle with me. She did so and to my surprise even seemed affectionate, so we enjoyed a moment of quiet closeness. I guess she had no hard feelings after all.

I can't deny that I got a lot of pleasure and saved over a hundred bucks, but this experience confirmed to me that the premium you pay for a K-girl is worth it.

On the excellent Z-scale: Face 6, Body 9, Attitude 6, Service 5.[/QUOTE]You need to find one or two gals that like COF or swallow and stick to them?

I could not find any reviews on Miko but her ad looked OK so I decided to take a chance. In the ad she said she "provides an incredible GFE. " On the phone she quoted me 3 $/ h, a premium price that in this area gets you BBBJCIM. Arrived at her Tyson's Corner hotel, she was ready on time.

Miko said she is Japanese, maybe so but she speaks English like a native. Her ad says she is 27 but I would give her ten years more than that. She has also gained weight since the ad photos were taken (or they were photoshopped). While the ad photos might show a 7 or 8 in attractiveness, in person she is about a 5.

A provider of marginal attractiveness who charges 3 $/ h had better at least give good service. But I quickly ran into problems when she put a condom on me right away and refused DATY, saying it was for health reasons.

She had asked me for payment when I disrobed and I put the envelope containing 3 $ on the dresser. When she declined DATY and seemed intent on following her own agenda I lost the little enthusiasm I had and decided to abort the mission. I told her that her limitations were a turnoff, put my clothes back on, and said I wanted my money back. She said she doesn't give money back, but I picked the envelope up from where I left it, took out $60 and put it on the dresser, and left. I said I felt $60 was more than fair for the ten minutes I had been there. She was angry and said nothing as I left, although I said "Sorry about that. ".

This should have been a wakeup call for her. This kind of provider might be worth $. 5/ h at the most. Buyer beware.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous;2272274]I could not find any reviews on Miko but her ad looked OK so I decided to take a chance. In the ad she said she "provides an incredible GFE. " On the phone she quoted me 3 $/ h, a premium price that in this area gets you BBBJCIM. Arrived at her Tyson's Corner hotel, she was ready on time.

Miko said she is Japanese, maybe so but she speaks English like a native. Her ad says she is 27 but I would give her ten years more than that. She has also gained weight since the ad photos were taken (or they were photoshopped). While the ad photos might show a 7 or 8 in attractiveness, in person she is about a 5.

A provider of marginal attractiveness who charges 3 $/ h had better at least give good service. But I quickly ran into problems when she put a condom on me right away and refused DATY, saying it was for health reasons.

She had asked me for payment when I disrobed and I put the envelope containing 3 $ on the dresser. When she declined DATY and seemed intent on following her own agenda I lost the little enthusiasm I had and decided to abort the mission. I told her that her limitations were a turnoff, put my clothes back on, and said I wanted my money back. She said she doesn't give money back, but I picked the envelope up from where I left it, took out $60 and put it on the dresser, and left. I said I felt $60 was more than fair for the ten minutes I had been there. She was angry and said nothing as I left, although I said "Sorry about that. ".

This should have been a wakeup call for her. This kind of provider might be worth $. 5/ h at the most. Buyer beware.[/QUOTE]You must be doing well to roll the dice at $300 on a pig in a poke. No reviews, fake pix, and there's a 5 behind Door #1, but you still laid down that coin? If we lived in the 1700's, we'd put you in the stocks and throw fruit at you to shame you into better behavior. At least you had the good sense to abort and walk out with $240, so we'll only keep you in the stocks for a few minutes.

My rule is worth repeating here: for an unknown, unreviewed provider, start with the shortest-available session. Don't pour your life savings into a speculative land deal before even seeing the soil test, LOL. Once you've seen her, and things are going well, you can always suggest extending, and I've rarely heard of a girl who refuses more money.

If things don't go well, you're only out $60-$120, leaving you more than enough for a make-up visit with someone else.

And why are you still messing around with the Asian ads which have been proven over and over and over to be fake pix? The girl in the room is ALWAYS 10+ years older, 3 points lower in appearance, and no better than a 5-6 in performance.

$300 is a lot of money, even in DC. If you're determined to drop $300, there are some well-reviewed, Grade-A girls around town that hit 9-10 on the civilian scale, and you're guaranteed an 8-9 experience. If I were going to spend that kind of $, I'd go see someone like Bedroom Barbie, a well-reviewed Roanoke girl who travels around the state. She's phenomenal looking, and has great reviews.

[URL]http://www.bedroombarbie.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous;2272274]

She had asked me for payment when I disrobed and I put the envelope containing 3 $ on the dresser. When she declined DATY and seemed intent on following her own agenda I lost the little enthusiasm I had and decided to abort the mission. I told her that her limitations were a turnoff, put my clothes back on, and said I wanted my money back. She said she doesn't give money back, but I picked the envelope up from where I left it, took out $60 and put it on the dresser, and left. I said I felt $60 was more than fair for the ten minutes I had been there. She was angry and said nothing as I left, although I said "Sorry about that. ".[/QUOTE]Good on you.

I wouldn't feel bad or apologized either. We need to learn as customers to be more assertive. I think you could have taken back $200 with no problem IMHO.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous;2272274]I could not find any reviews on Miko but her ad looked OK so I decided to take a chance. In the ad she said she "provides an incredible GFE. " On the phone she quoted me 3 $/ h, a premium price that in this area gets you BBBJCIM. Arrived at her Tyson's Corner hotel, she was ready on time.

Miko said she is Japanese, maybe so but she speaks English like a native. Her ad says she is 27 but I would give her ten years more than that. She has also gained weight since the ad photos were taken (or they were photoshopped). While the ad photos might show a 7 or 8 in attractiveness, in person she is about a 5.

A provider of marginal attractiveness who charges 3 $/ h had better at least give good service. But I quickly ran into problems when she put a condom on me right away and refused DATY, saying it was for health reasons.

She had asked me for payment when I disrobed and I put the envelope containing 3 $ on the dresser. When she declined DATY and seemed intent on following her own agenda I lost the little enthusiasm I had and decided to abort the mission. I told her that her limitations were a turnoff, put my clothes back on, and said I wanted my money back. She said she doesn't give money back, but I picked the envelope up from where I left it, took out $60 and put it on the dresser, and left. I said I felt $60 was more than fair for the ten minutes I had been there. She was angry and said nothing as I left, although I said "Sorry about that. ".

This should have been a wakeup call for her. This kind of provider might be worth $. 5/ h at the most. Buyer beware.[/QUOTE]First, I'm assuming this is the (incredible GFE) Miko to whom you're referring:

[URL]http://www.eros.com/us/washington_dc/files/520423.htm[/URL]

I heartily concur with the sage advice posted by BB and in addition I would like to offer the observation that a simple google search of the number would have led you to an ad using the EXACT same wording (except for the name) even including the way the text in the ad is underlined, which should have been a red flag.

[URL]http://www.eros.com/us/washington_dc/files/509655.htm[/URL]

The second ad, even without doing a search on the photos (which come back to porn sites, BTW), would have clued you in to the fact you weren't dealing with an independent and would at least have put you more on your guard.

Also, 646 is a NYC prefix and while there are a number of great, legit providers who visit from NYC there are also plenty of scam agencies and individual scam providers who prey on gullible and horny hobbyists. At a minimum, IMHO, a NYC phone prefix is an indicator that extra homework is warranted.

And the fact the girl who opened the door was a 5 instead of the advertised 8+ should have been the final red flag to make you walk away. Here's why: when a low-to-med priced BP girl doesn't match her pics that's not ideal but not altogether unexpected. But it's much more unusual when a supposedly top-notch, high-end, sophisticated provider (who advertises herself in superlative terms) is so far off the mark. A true high-end provider is generally very concerned about her reputation and is less likely to misrepresent herself or her services. The minute you saw a 5 on the other side of the door it meant there was absolutely nothing about the ad you could trust.

If you're in the mood for a $300 girl, then do a search on the oThER site, or Eros or BP with the price as your search parameter and then do some homework on those search results. Or, if you're in the mood for Asian providers, search specifically for them and let those results guide your homework efforts.

No matter what process you use, a little homework is absolutely a better way to save yourself the time, aggravation and $ you waste when you wing it and hope for the best.

P.S. Extremely lucky for you she didn't have a "manager" nearby when you decided to take back part of the fee. If she had, that situation could have gone sideways in a hurry, and not in a good way.

P. P.S. All the EROS ads look good, including (or maybe, especially) the scam ones.

My man you are more than familiar with the agencies. For the 300, the quality is almost always 8+ looks wise (l hesitate to say always, but I haven't been disappointed by an agency looks wise yet), and the experience is solid. Stick to those Ambidexterious. I have frequented one (and reviewed it without naming) - I'll post a newer review on it a bit, but my experiences have all been close to an A grade. Which for me means worth the cash without all the hassle of BP. I believe we have talked about it before, but PM if you want the agency I speak of, since it sounds like you might be tired of your goto's.

Bunker and Jm always have good takes.

Zhuxi.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous;2257218]Viki is young and does not have a feel for the job. Fussy, bossy, stopped me many times (don't touch hair or face), faked O, poor BJ technique. I felt she does not like this activity and has no idea what a man wants. I was disappointed big time and because this has happened a couple of times at this agency (Barbara) I am going to try to go elsewhere for a while. My experience FWIW. Face 8 Body 8 Attitude 2 Service 2[/QUOTE]Sorry to be late for report. Barbara had some physical issues like weak legs and arm, struggling to stand straight, felt weird. Just disappointed with the agency recently. All were good in past.

Sky is a little taller then the add stated 5'7" or 5'8" great worker easy on the eyes to. Would repeat.

[URL]http://www.topluminousva.com/[/URL]#!new-/ ccxs.

[QUOTE=DrunkerIrish;2272711]Good on you.

I wouldn't feel bad or apologized either. We need to learn as customers to be more assertive. I think you could have taken back $200 with no problem IMHO.[/QUOTE]He took back 240 and left her only $60.

[QUOTE=Indvir;2276475]Sorry to be late for report. Barbara had some physical issues like weak legs and arm, struggling to stand straight, felt weird. Just disappointed with the agency recently. All were good in past.[/QUOTE]Saw Karla recently from same group, and was above average. She was a spinner and very tall. Attitude 9, appearance 8 , skill 7 which is similar to the experiences in the past. Now I have a feeling to check back them again.

Anyone have a lady I should see while in the area? Thanks for any help.

[QUOTE=VaFunTymes;2299010]Anyone have a lady I should see while in the area? Thanks for any help.[/QUOTE]With a ten-year posting history of traveling around and asking for recommendations, have you thought about posting up a thank-you after moving on, or maybe more than one review every other year?

Visiting seniors are usually extended all courtesies around the country, but there is such a thing as taking unfair advantage. One might be skeptical about your pre-travel research; even seniors should read back on local boards before traveling.

My experience has been that when you read back, look through ads, search reviews, then post or send PMs to local members showing that you've made the effort, they'll open the spigot for you.

If you have a question about a girl you've looked up, or especially questions about which areas are safe or dangerous, I'd be happy to steer you in the right direction, but maybe you could balance the 'take' side of the scale a bit with the occasional 'give'?

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;2299467]With a ten-year posting history of traveling around and asking for recommendations, have you thought about posting up a thank-you after moving on, or maybe more than one review every other year?

Visiting seniors are usually extended all courtesies around the country, but there is such a thing as taking unfair advantage. One might be skeptical about your pre-travel research; even seniors should read back on local boards before traveling.

My experience has been that when you read back, look through ads, search reviews, then post or send PMs to local members showing that you've made the effort, they'll open the spigot for you.

If you have a question about a girl you've looked up, or especially questions about which areas are safe or dangerous, I'd be happy to steer you in the right direction, but maybe you could balance the 'take' side of the scale a bit with the occasional 'give'?[/QUOTE]No worries there BB. I do my share of passing info along. Most of my friends prefer to pass info through PM. I try not to bring attention if someone dosent want to be known for sharing info.

If you ever make it to Richmond, Orlando, or Seattle I will glady pass a smile or three your way.

Thanks.