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How can I find this ad on BP been looking can't find shit LOL.

[QUOTE=DaFirewithin;2760103]I called and text them a few times at night and they never pick up. Got a text at 9 am that they were open at 9:30 am. Figured thejmongering gods were smiling down on me and dropped everything. Text when enroute and arrive at 10 am. Although early I grabbed a little vodka and swigged it down ready to have a good time. I text I am here and get text back to call. I call and I can barely understand what the valery or lucy is saying. I'm like wait, can you say that again please, and the line goes dead. Call back, vmail. Wait figuring maybe some other monger arrived for 15 min. No response to calls or text. Wait another 30 min and start kicking myself for violating my own rule and not having a backup plan. Sit there with a hard dick and slightly tipsy on the corner and they never respond. Maybe I spooked them. The happy ending is I called BBW Vanessa who I used to see pretty regularly a few years back (she was actually my all time fav, we had enthusiastic sessions it was like banging my girl). I have seen her a few times since she is back, she is less enthusiastic but still nice quick CBJ and pound out a bbw sessions.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaFirewithin;2760114]Just curious, I used to see her in the bronx fast house for $40 for 15 min of CBJ and F / S.[/QUOTE]Not sure which 40 your talking about, but either way I don't know Bc Only wanted top from both to judge their self proclaimed brain surgeon status. Both get high scores but Carmella's head is better.

[QUOTE=NycbpAddict;2733303]Is this a catfish? Or the real deal?

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/smoking-hot-top-notch-companion/68716678[/URL][/QUOTE]Definitely fake she stole this from a ****** page man, I follow the girl's ****** page and she doesn't even live in NY.

I'm not so new been doing this for a year now and been using this site to cross refrence a girls actuality so I figured why don't I just post my finding when I toft so here it is.

So I tried this bbw up on burnside was pretty simple I called she gave me her rates and she texted me her address I get there decent apartment building so she told me 2:30 I arrive 2:20 cause I'm over punctual and I text her letting her know I was there and she said give her a min so I did cause I'm early then she texts me the floor so I go up and for the next 40 min she kept me waiting on tht floor and back and fourth calls so I'm about to leave then she opens the door place was kinda sketchy it seemed pretty abandoned and a tad dirty wlking in there were two huge as shit dogs and she took me to the bedroom filled with drawings but GODDAM the ass was fat standered CBJ she made sure ik extra were extra and doggie and misionary and tht ass keep jiggling up and down and she pushed againt it at times I pop and tht was tht damage was 6 the pictue in her ad don't do much but if you look her up on list crawler you can see all her pics.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bbw-4060100-young-sexy-cool-fetish-queen/69650032[/URL]

I also tried Valery and Lucy which I noticed is being tlked about more and more so here's my two cents.

I called they gave me rates I agreed adressed is texted thisbis when they were in the grandcouncourse if I'm not mistaken they moved anyhow got there the double checked me if I'm a cop I guess cause of the beard and off we go started with the skiny sorry forgot there names individually and the bbw was touching and licking me and holding me down and etc that lasted about 10 min 5 CBJ and then cowgirl then the bbw gave me CBJ and we went doggie it was for a while cause she seemed surprised I wasnt cummig but they are clock watchers in a sense cause the skiny one kept saying your hlf hour almost done come on cum finish it in a suductive tone tho then pop but the problem came when I tried to leave the person collecting rent was coming around had to wait 20 min watching there tv then to leave everyone came out and was asking questions so I knew it wasnt a cdp and they made some bs and I bounced damage was 8.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/40hoy-dominicanas-valery-and-lucy-daddy-incall-9292506374/61975005[/URL]

Finally I went for another bbw tht was hosting at a hotel by yankee stadium cause I was getting frustrated with apartments so standered call for info agree she sends adre via text and I get there 10 min early and waitied outside cause wasnt sure if the hotel would ask wht I'm doing just waiting and etc so called and back and fourth I ended up waiting for 30 min she texted me her room and off I go apparently you can just wlk in and go anywhere as long as you uk look like you know where your going and your supposed to be there got to the hotel room nice and she gave me CBJ then doggie now this one was intresting cause she was moaning alot during doggie and she had a fatty and when I pop she told me I can go again and have one more pop don't know if thts standered or not but was in a rush and definitely not a clock watcher damage was 4.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/day-and-night-specials/65012687[/URL]

I'm not so new been doing this for a year now and been using this site to cross refrence a girls actuality so I figured why don't I just post my finding when I toft so here it is.

So I tried this bbw up on burnside was pretty simple I called she gave me her rates and she texted me her address I get there decent apartment building so she told me 2:30 I arrive 2:20 cause I'm over punctual and I text her letting her know I was there and she said give her a min so I did cause I'm early then she texts me the floor so I go up and for the next 40 min she kept me waiting on tht floor and back and fourth calls so I'm about to leave then she opens the door place was kinda sketchy it seemed pretty abandoned and a tad dirty wlking in there were two huge as shit dogs and she took me to the bedroom filled with drawings but GODDAM the ass was fat standered CBJ she made sure ik extra were extra and doggie and misionary and tht ass keep jiggling up and down and she pushed againt it at times I pop and tht was tht damage was 6 the pictue in her ad don't do much but if you look her up on list crawler you can see all her pics and she's slightly a clock watcher.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bbw-4060100-young-sexy-cool-fetish-queen/69650032[/URL]

I also tried Valery and Lucy which I noticed is being tlked about more and more so here's my two cents.

I called they gave me rates I agreed adressed is texted thisbis when they were in the grandcouncourse if I'm not mistaken they moved anyhow got there the double checked me if I'm a cop I guess cause of the beard and off we go started with the skiny sorry forgot there names individually and the bbw was touching and licking me and holding me down and etc that lasted about 10 min 5 CBJ and then cowgirl then the bbw gave me CBJ and we went doggie it was for a while cause she seemed surprised I wasnt cummig but they are clock watchers in a sense cause the skiny one kept saying your hlf hour almost done come on cum finish it in a suductive tone tho then pop but the problem came when I tried to leave the person collecting rent was coming around had to wait 20 min watching there tv then to leave everyone came out and was asking questions so I knew it wasnt a cdp and they made some bs and I bounced damage was 8.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/40hoy-dominicanas-valery-and-lucy-daddy-incall-9292506374/61975005[/URL]

Finally I went for another bbw tht was hosting at a hotel by yankee stadium cause I was getting frustrated with apartments so standered call for info agree she sends adre via text and I get there 10 min early and waitied outside cause wasnt sure if the hotel would ask wht I'm doing just waiting and etc so called and back and fourth I ended up waiting for 30 min she texted me her room and off I go apparently you can just wlk in and go anywhere as long as you uk look like you know where your going and your supposed to be there got to the hotel room nice and she gave me CBJ then doggie now this one was intresting cause she was moaning alot during doggie and she had a fatty and when I pop she told me I can go again and have one more pop don't know if thts standered or not but was in a rush and definitely not a clock watcher damage was 4.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/day-and-night-specials/65012687[/URL]

[QUOTE=DJones149;2755032]Well Said![/QUOTE]Good to see some real Muthaf*s on this site. Went through this recently, some chick (s) advertising $40 specials in West Farms Section of BX. Went to the spot, wasn't feeling it at all. Mad noise from a room with a few dudes in it.

Mattress on the floor. Two young chicks, not that great looking, and a "madam" that collects money. Ok, so the girl comes down and gets me, not great looking, but fuckable. I said, whatever, it's only $40.

Get upstairs, mad loud music, hear mad dudes in a room, and the "madam" comes out (she looked better than the two other young ones), and asked "which one you want", I choose one. And she then says "that's $60".

I said, the ad states $40, she says "that's the special for 10 minutes". I said "I'm good", so this broad says "you're good because you're broke". Now, I'm an educated corporate Negro, but sometimes all that weed I smoked back in the late 80's, and 90's fuck's with my head.

So, I had to get hood on her and pulled out a sandwich hood knot. Wrapped in rubber band and all that. I usually throw all my ones and fives in a cigar box during the week (habit from my days running the streets of Harlem). So, if.

I haven't touched it in two weeks, it can be damn near 200 singles and about 50 fives. Money for gas, lottery, etc. I had to pull that shit out on this broad with my basic twenties on top, and say "NEVER THAT".

Explained to her that I wouldn't spend my money in a restaurant that wasn't up to my standards, and not spending money in this spot. You got a mattress on the floor, two wack chics, and mad dudes in a room smoking. PEACE. And bounced.

[QUOTE=Deep2111;2761771]Good to see some real Muthaf*s on this site. Went through this recently, some chick (s) advertising $40 specials in West Farms Section of BX. Went to the spot, wasn't feeling it at all. Mad noise from a room with a few dudes in it.

Mattress on the floor. Two young chicks, not that great looking, and a "madam" that collects money. Ok, so the girl comes down and gets me, not great looking, but fuckable. I said, whatever, it's only $40.

Get upstairs, mad loud music, hear mad dudes in a room, and the "madam" comes out (she looked better than the two other young ones), and asked "which one you want", I choose one. And she then says "that's $60".

I said, the ad states $40, she says "that's the special for 10 minutes". I said "I'm good", so this broad says "you're good because you're broke". Now, I'm an educated corporate Negro, but sometimes all that weed I smoked back in the late 80's, and 90's fuck's with my head.

So, I had to get hood on her and pulled out a sandwich hood knot. Wrapped in rubber band and all that. I usually throw all my ones and fives in a cigar box during the week (habit from my days running the streets of Harlem). So, if.

I haven't touched it in two weeks, it can be damn near 200 singles and about 50 fives. Money for gas, lottery, etc. I had to pull that shit out on this broad with my basic twenties on top, and say "NEVER THAT".

Explained to her that I wouldn't spend my money in a restaurant that wasn't up to my standards, and not spending money in this spot. You got a mattress on the floor, two wack chics, and mad dudes in a room smoking. PEACE. And bounced.[/QUOTE]Lmao good stff. The audactiy of a chick that does "things for money" to call somebody broke. Hilarious. The chick that called you broke proabably doesn't even have a bank account.

Exactly get what you want. Its a man's world. Grow the business and put the ratchet ones out of business.

[QUOTE=Deep2111;2761771]Good to see some real Muthaf*s on this site. Went through this recently, some chick (s) advertising $40 specials in West Farms Section of BX. Went to the spot, wasn't feeling it at all. Mad noise from a room with a few dudes in it.

Mattress on the floor. Two young chicks, not that great looking, and a "madam" that collects money. Ok, so the girl comes down and gets me, not great looking, but fuckable. I said, whatever, it's only $40.

Get upstairs, mad loud music, hear mad dudes in a room, and the "madam" comes out (she looked better than the two other young ones), and asked "which one you want", I choose one. And she then says "that's $60".

I said, the ad states $40, she says "that's the special for 10 minutes". I said "I'm good", so this broad says "you're good because you're broke". Now, I'm an educated corporate Negro, but sometimes all that weed I smoked back in the late 80's, and 90's fuck's with my head.

So, I had to get hood on her and pulled out a sandwich hood knot. Wrapped in rubber band and all that. I usually throw all my ones and fives in a cigar box during the week (habit from my days running the streets of Harlem). So, if.

I haven't touched it in two weeks, it can be damn near 200 singles and about 50 fives. Money for gas, lottery, etc. I had to pull that shit out on this broad with my basic twenties on top, and say "NEVER THAT".

Explained to her that I wouldn't spend my money in a restaurant that wasn't up to my standards, and not spending money in this spot. You got a mattress on the floor, two wack chics, and mad dudes in a room smoking. PEACE. And bounced.[/QUOTE]I salute another real ass soldier in the game, give this man another stripe or two.

SHIT TEST Number 1.

Which one your want? That will be $60. Reply, The ad states $40.

SHIT TEST Number 2.

That's the ten minute special. $40 for 10 minutes is $240 an hour, was Wanda and Shanaynay worth that? Hell nah. Reply, I'm good.

SHIT TEST Number 3.

You're good because you're broke. REALLY, rejecting your $20 upsell means I am broke. Reply, Pulls out the sandwich hood knot. I know this brother has his hood pass in tact. Reply, Never that.

Dudes in the next room smoking, a choice of average at best girls, and a mattress on the floor, and this girl is talking all that good rah rah shit, trying to catch a brother slipping on some Simp Ass shit.

I don't think so.

Well played, Simps pay attention, this is some easy shit as long as your scrotum aint empty.

Trust me, she still catching a few Simps, don't let it be you.

Good to see real muthafuckers on the board.

[QUOTE=Deep2111;2761771]Good to see some real Muthaf*s on this site. Went through this recently, some chick (s) advertising $40 specials in West Farms Section of BX. Went to the spot, wasn't feeling it at all. Mad noise from a room with a few dudes in it.

Mattress on the floor. Two young chicks, not that great looking, and a "madam" that collects money. Ok, so the girl comes down and gets me, not great looking, but fuckable. I said, whatever, it's only $40.

Get upstairs, mad loud music, hear mad dudes in a room, and the "madam" comes out (she looked better than the two other young ones), and asked "which one you want", I choose one. And she then says "that's $60".

I said, the ad states $40, she says "that's the special for 10 minutes". I said "I'm good", so this broad says "you're good because you're broke". Now, I'm an educated corporate Negro, but sometimes all that weed I smoked back in the late 80's, and 90's fuck's with my head.

So, I had to get hood on her and pulled out a sandwich hood knot. Wrapped in rubber band and all that. I usually throw all my ones and fives in a cigar box during the week (habit from my days running the streets of Harlem). So, if.

I haven't touched it in two weeks, it can be damn near 200 singles and about 50 fives. Money for gas, lottery, etc. I had to pull that shit out on this broad with my basic twenties on top, and say "NEVER THAT".

Explained to her that I wouldn't spend my money in a restaurant that wasn't up to my standards, and not spending money in this spot. You got a mattress on the floor, two wack chics, and mad dudes in a room smoking. PEACE. And bounced.[/QUOTE]Nice story, I love hearing shyt like this.

I don't know what some of this hoes are smoking but they must be getting dumb ninjas who pay that's why they can do this shit.

If all mongers walked out you would think they would figure out that shit don't work, but obviously ninjas go stupid when it comes to pussy.

[QUOTE=BxhhAnalysis;2761333]
I also tried Valery and Lucy which I noticed is being tlked about more and more so here's my two cents.

I called they gave me rates I agreed adressed is texted thisbis when they were in the grandcouncourse if I'm not mistaken they moved anyhow got there the double checked me if I'm a cop I guess cause of the beard and off we go started with the skiny sorry forgot there names individually and the bbw was touching and licking me and holding me down and etc that lasted about 10 min 5 CBJ and then cowgirl then the bbw gave me CBJ and we went doggie it was for a while cause she seemed surprised I wasnt cummig but they are clock watchers in a sense cause the skiny one kept saying your hlf hour almost done come on cum finish it in a suductive tone tho then pop but the problem came when I tried to leave the person collecting rent was coming around had to wait 20 min watching there tv then to leave everyone came out and was asking questions so I knew it wasnt a cdp and they made some bs and I bounced damage was 8.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/40hoy-dominicanas-valery-and-lucy-daddy-incall-9292506374/61975005[/URL]
[/QUOTE]LOL, DaFuq? First they are clock watchers and then won't let you leave, I woulda definitely make them give me extra head or something. For 20 minutes the clock should be going backwards or you need to start getting money back, LOL.

Best story of the day, you a nicer guy than me I would bounced if someone wasn't giving me any head, I hope they remember you for this.

[QUOTE=Whateva;2763493]I salute another real ass soldier in the game, give this man another stripe or two.

SHIT TEST Number 1.

Which one your want? That will be $60. Reply, The ad states $40.

SHIT TEST Number 2.

That's the ten minute special. $40 for 10 minutes is $240 an hour, was Wanda and Shanaynay worth that? Hell nah. Reply, I'm good.

SHIT TEST Number 3.

You're good because you're broke. REALLY, rejecting your $20 upsell means I am broke. Reply, Pulls out the sandwich hood knot. I know this brother has his hood pass in tact. Reply, Never that.

Dudes in the next room smoking, a choice of average at best girls, and a mattress on the floor, and this girl is talking all that good rah rah shit, trying to catch a brother slipping on some Simp Ass shit.

I don't think so.

Well played, Simps pay attention, this is some easy shit as long as your scrotum aint empty.

Trust me, she still catching a few Simps, don't let it be you.

Good to see real muthafuckers on the board.[/QUOTE]Dude, these broads think we in this game because we can't get pussy. I've heard the "you the one got to buy pussy" line too many times to count. Shows how dumb these broads are. A man in a relationship or married spends way more money on their girl than we do on these birds. I took a colleague of mine out to lunch for her birthday to Capital Grille, and spent $125, and I ain't getting no pussy from her.

I have a beautiful professional woman, as I'm sure many of the mongers on here have, but sometimes, you want to bang and bounce without the bullshit, and we all love variety. I've walked on chicks, hung up the phone if I sense attitude.

I don't play with these birds.

Exactly these girls are here to pleasure us and fulfill our fantasties.

[QUOTE=JayPlay42;2764316]
Best story of the day, you a nicer guy than me I would bounced if someone wasn't giving me any head, I hope they remember you for this.[/QUOTE]Yeah, yeah.

Just saying.

Sometimes I stay and tear and beat you that pussy.

Nothing wrong with all that moaning and later phone stalking ' hun am working today" LOL!

But.

Still losing though, doing some lazy ass pimp's job.

Smh!

[QUOTE=Deep2111;2764344]Dude, these broads think we in this game because we can't get pussy. I've heard the "you the one got to buy pussy" line too many times to count. Shows how dumb these broads are. A man in a relationship or married spends way more money on their girl than we do on these birds. I took a colleague of mine out to lunch for her birthday to Capital Grille, and spent $125, and I ain't getting no pussy from her.

I have a beautiful professional woman, as I'm sure many of the mongers on here have, but sometimes, you want to bang and bounce without the bullshit, and we all love variety. I've walked on chicks, hung up the phone if I sense attitude.

I don't play with these birds.[/QUOTE]I have my wife she is also a professional young women and I love her but, I like variety as well. Having a side chick is too risky and time consuming. Seeing this birds minimize the risk of my wife finding out while I enjoy variety and save time. (Sorry for the grammar English is my second language).