Massage Parlor Reports

So around 5pm I made the trek downtown again today (and parked again which isn't cheap! ) to find 14 with a nice gold lock on it (I'm beginning to wonder if they are ever open! ) so I head up the road a bit and the response at 1333 from the mamasan that answered the door was "closed today" and I said "what? Come on you were closed yesterday! " to which she replied come back in 40 minutes. Fine by me, 40 minutes is nothing compared to the hell I've been through the last two days trying to get into one of these places. I return in 40 minutes and at first there is no answer, so I try again. Mamasan opens up and says "sorry closed" and again I let her know that I've been by a few times now and they were closed both times and she replied "all girls have the flu! ". Honestly thats what she told me, I'm dumbfounded. I don't know if I look like LE or what but I never have this much trouble back home. Granted reports from home are nowhere near as good as the ones here which is why I'm dying to try it out. But damn it, I can't give away $ around here!

Gregster,

[U]half[/U] of the fun of learning is in the reading, man. (Well, okay, maybe I'm exagerating a bit about it being half the fun. But, you get my point.) Until you gain a posting history, your 'forum cred' will be considered next-to-nil. Members, or at least senior members, will be unlikely to provide you much of any intel. After all, they gained their intel via the expenditure of their limited [B]time[/B] and hard-earned [B]money[/B]. Asking for that, without anything to offer in return or without a posting history, is like pan-handling outside a massage parlor. Not likely to get you the tips you want.

A suggestion: Use the 'Search' function to your advantage. It'll shorten the list of posts that you'll need to read through. After you've done that minimal amount of effort, venture forth and then provide a [U]detailed[/U] post of your adventure. Repeat as necessary, to build your creds.

[B][I]Have fun at the Forum[/I]

R::R[/B]

[QUOTE=Gregsurbey012]Damn some1 let me kno details about Nana.
Everyone keeps talkin about her nice, so plzzzz.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Gregsurbey012]I don't got too many posts (that I can remember) but I've been a member for a bit. Supra was about the only spot I used to hit up, but three good reviews about nana is enough. Can you pm me or let me know? Thx

Greg[/QUOTE]

Ah, Bubba King, since you've only 1 post to your credit thus far, here's a golden opportunity for you to ingratiate yourself to the rest of this forum. Check the new place out, and give us a report. Remember to keep an eye out for details: F/B/A/S ratings, door fee & tip(s), number of therapists (if you're able to determine), whether or not the mamasan is hot also, and (last but not least) whether there was any LEO presence in the parking lot outside, next door, or across the street.

[B][I]Have fun at the Forum[/I]
R::R[/B]

P.S. --- I think the old place, to which you referred, was called Champions.

[QUOTE=Bubba King]I used to visit a place off route 28 in Manassas just after Centreville. It has since closed. I drove by today, and noticed a new sign on the building looking like it may offer the same services. Anybody know if that's the case?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gregsurbey012]Damn some1 let me kno details about Nana.

Everyone keeps talkin about her nice, so plzzzz.[/QUOTE]

Everything you need to know is in my post. If you don't think you have enough info, then don't go. If you do, then (Paraphrasing a colleague who has so eloquently put it):

1. Go.
2. Have an experience.
3. Report.
4. Repeat

Whatever you do, quit begging!

Have Fun, Stay Safe!
AM

[QUOTE=Gregsurbey012]I don't got too many posts (that I can remember) but I've been a member for a bit.
Greg[/QUOTE]

2 posts certainly qualifies as "don't got too many", however,
membership since Jan this year does NOT qualify as being a "member for a bit". Contribute! Then ask.

I did an informal survey this morning. As of ten-thirty, the following were closed--Royal, Happiness, Gold, Green Court, Supra, and 1413.

Rio and M Street (3rd floor) were open. I am told M Street is an avoid at all costs place, anyway.

I did not check IHC.

I sense a seismic shift, a sea change if you will. The old days may be over. Downtown, Sun, Ginza (my ATF) and the type of service and provider you would get, alas.

I miss Marion Barry, I can't believe this would have happened on his watch.

Without starting trouble, I wonder if some of the more explicit info. here hurt or not. I remember on the old Big Dog board, years ago, an "Operation Dumbass" as it later was called, was a set up for a bust done right there on the board. It effectively closed the Waldorf scene.

Doesn't matter now.

For the love of all the Korean hotties, why the hell did this have to happen now just when DC was going to be the destination of choice for the hottest Korean girls? WHY?

I can confirm that as of 6pm tonight. 1333 was most definitely open! Report to follow. After I eat my pork fried rice and hot and sour soup (strange how I crave those things after an AMP visit).

Hey all,

So this is my first post on here but I have been reading around on and off for a little while. I'll just tell you all about my experiences.

My first time was in AC about a year ago. I had gone up with some buddies we were gambling, black jack, craps, roulette. I had done pretty well (won about 900 bucks doing roulette) and we decided to hit up a strip joint, that wasnt happening since there were only 2 that we found and the line was too long. WE ended up driving past an AMP and I begged my friends to stop. I was nervous as hell and because of the time (2:30am) I half didn't expect it to be open, alas. Door opened right up and this beautiful little thing said come on in. Keep in mind this was my first time at an AMP so I was horribly nervous and had no idea what to expect.

I walk in, ask what the deal was and she said 2. For fs. I didn't thik the price was too much at the time (although knowing what I know now, it def was a tad steep). So she puts me in a little room and tells me to get comfortable, I do, and she leads me to my first ts. FANTASTIC! I had never had such an experience before. It was great. After that we go back to the room, I get a pretty crappy massage and then the HJ, BJ, and she starts going at it. Tried her on top, then switched it up. At the end, she was very friendly, I had a picture phone with me and she took it and took a picture of her with it and then sent me on my way. The weird thing was she made me walk out the back. I remember when We stopped I saw LEO chillin in his car so I assumed having to walk out the back down an alley was all because of him.

Anyways, that was my first experience. GREAT!

Now, after being home for a few months and hanging out with friends one night I started talking to them again about what happened and they got out their internet phones and started searching around, they then found this board. After about an hour of searching around we stumbled upon some information regarding 1333 4th floor. We were nervous as hell walking up those stairs but man was the experience worth it. All three of us walked in and they put us in the same room. Then mamasan brought in a group of girls and let us pick. I took the smallest most petite thing I say and her name was suzy (after reading on this site I realized afterwards that I had gotten the one everyone on here at the time was talking about) and she was amazing. TS, BJ, fs, she kissed, hugged, played, she asked me to be her bf LOL. She wouldn't even let me leave afterwards. That was by far the best experience I've had.

I have since been back a few times with my friends and unfortunately none of the other times have been nearly as good. The girls were just okay and one time I didn't get a massage and another time I didn't get a TS. I don't know. Just blah.

Well Today I tried going out there and man I wish I had checked the forum first because I get up there and the door is closed and the doorbell doesnt work. I ring and no sound, no one comes to the door. The damn place is closed! Now I am home and aching for it because I set myself up for it and built it up so much and now all I want to do is find another one! I keep hearing so much information about Rio I was jsut wondering if someone could help me out and help me find a replacement place. I tried searching the forum to get information on locations and what not but am just at a loss. I guess I am too frustrated or something.

HELP

So yeah, I went out against my better judgement, after reading that several places were no longer open. It paid off.

Rio is most definitely open, and either the rest of you guys read about the closings and headed there, or it's always that busy on a Thursday (my first time there since I used to hit DT and Supra back in the day). I heard at least 2 dudes turned away while I was in the shower. It was enough to make a man nervous, thinking it could be LE at any second.

Mamasan asked if I'd been before ("Yeah", although one of those mongers I heard actually answered he hadn't. Idiot.) and I gave the correct answer. She asked if I remembered anyone, and of course I said Nana. I had to see if the hype was correct. And yes, I'll say, all reports live up to reality.

Not the best looking AMP girl I've seen, but sure as hell not painful on the eyes either. Def. All natural and a hell of a body at that. Friendly as hell, and while the stereotypical Asian "Ohhh you so strong, good boy, etc. " business did get to be a bit much (I like a bit of that, or I wouldn't go to an AMP, but really tone it down), she was possibly one of the best AMP experiences I've ever had.

I'll leave the details at that, but will note two things.

-- If you like some action in the Pacific Rim, she's your girl. My nether regions have never been so clean and so pleased at the same time.

-- I spent some time at the Y, and also got splashed in the face. I'm pretty sure it's not poor bladder control, but it was a little offputting, despite the warning on here. Some dudes like the gift, but I was happy she cleaned up my mouth quickly.

Nothing else to say that others haven't said. I'm going to lay, very, very low for a while, as I'm done with mongering again for a while, but if I weren't, I'd totally repeat.

Well after the last 2 days of failures with 14k and 13k, I almost chose to not try again and surf CL for an outcall which I've never done and don't know much about but I was getting desperate. Lucky for me, I decided to try downtown one last time. I went by 14k first because its easy to tell if its closed by just walking by and seeing the golden padlock. Which was on and locked. So I strolled over to 13k to see what excuse mamasan would give me today. I rang, mamasan answered. And let me in! Yes! I immediately asked if Nana was there before she said could say something like she did yesterday with the flu comment and try to send me packing again. She took me to #3, called for Nana and a few minutes later. There she was! And man is she 1000x better than what's offered in my hometown. Pretty face and a smokin' body. She asked how I knew her and I told her that she has excellent reviews on the internet. She was curious about what people were saying and was excited to hear that many people gave her great reviews. During the TS (which was thorough and extremely pleasant), she was very friendly and talkative. And she did say that they were actually closed Tu and Wed. According to her, sometimes they close in the day and sometimes at night and sometimes they don't open at all but she wasnt sure why. At any rate, back in the room. She starts the massage which was nice and relaxing. Then I see in the mirror that she is removing her top. Followed by the bottoms. She climbed on me and starting kissing my back, very soft and sweet then gave me a few minutes of BS without oil though which was nice. On the flip, she started with a nice HJ then added to it with some super vigorous bls. I asked if I could indulge and we moved into a north/south. Her skills were top-notch! I finished this way and honestly thought for a minute that it was BBBJ, but noticed later that at some point she slipped the cover on (which is cool with me, I expect that. But her skill was such that I really couldn't tell)! While in North/South, I got her worked up so much that she was grinding away on my mouth and her legs were convulsing. Which was hot. The session was so invigorating that I popped with time to spare. But she didn't hesitate to try her hardest on giving me a 2nd HE. I finally called the show off after awhile because nowdays, a second shot from me would take a looonnngg time, not like when I was a teen and could finish 10 times a day. She kept up with the vigorous bls all the way to the end though. She finished with hot towels, mouth-wash for me, and helped me get dressed. Also, on the way out, mamasan was super nice. She touched my cheeks and said "such a pretty face, you come back OK". Yikes! Me thinks mamasan wants some!

If I can swing it before I leave town, I will definitely revisit ms. Nana and see if I can try out her FS.

Also, on a side note. The last time I saw anyone at 14k was Tuesday as an old asian woman (I don't think it was mamasan though because she seemed kinda timid), an MG (with a suitcase), and a late 40's/early 50's white guy (also with a suitcase) were leaving and relocking the gate. I asked if they were closed for the night and they said yes. That was the only time I have seen life at 14k in the last 3 days.

On a second side note. None of this really happened. It was all a dream!

Ska T.,

Excellent report. I've occasionally seen very old women in AMP's. When I asked who they were, the mamasan would usually tell me that it was the owner. Contrary to popular belief, I think the mamasan's are not usually the owner. They usually just work there as manager. I think the owners are just people with some cash who can afford to rent the space, refurbish it if needed, and then they usually sit at home and reap the rewards of their risk-taking. To me, it's important to understand how this industry operates. It gives you a better understanding of what all the players are doing, what motivates them, etc.

LexLuther

Had a nice massage/hj at a place in Fredrick.

Private residence, clean and friendly.

Talent was a 6.5 all the way around but I was comfortable so.

70 hr + I gave nice tip for the really good massage.

A little worried since the Laurel LE buston similar looking operation.

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]Gregster,

[U]half[/U] of the fun of learning is in the reading, man. (Well, okay, maybe I'm exagerating a bit about it being half the fun. But, you get my point.)...

R::R[/B][/QUOTE]Actually R: R, I got a kick out of RTFF, made that first run was [I]so[/I] much easier. I haven't been out since Thanksgiving, sorry I didn't report it, but I'm planning another trip, but these closings are kinda disheartening.

Is there any credible intel on the latest "closures"? I haven't seen anything in the local media. My recent favorite Brandy left Rio and I have no real reason to return there. Thought of going to Supra again but no answer on the phone. May have to resort to CL (gasp?!) What's going on out there???