Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Silvio]Ok how many on this board have done the impossible and turned a CMT over in a provider. I just landed a sweet little thing on CL's therapuetic section and I'm wondering if I should even try. I'm under the impression that even CMTs know about happy endings and most likely have been asked to perform a HE. Who would like to share their CMT conversion experiences here. I also will accept the referral of said converted CMT. PM that info if you want it to remain private.[/QUOTE]I haven't done it, but all this talk about it has me wanting to give it a shot. Who's the babe in the therapeutic section? Most of the massages I've gotten lately have been from MTs I wouldn't be interested in turning. If she's at an AMP, I think you'd have a great shot. If it's an EMP, possible but can get really expensive. In an LMP, I think it would be a slam dunk.

Good luck.

I have seen her ads all over the web, CL, etc. Search CL under Julia and she will come up, all the contact info is in her ad. Today, I saw that she had a city location, so I called and made a midday appointment. She offers a CMT massage with a happy beginning and happy ending... I arrived and she led me up to her apartment. Her apartment is in Old Town cluttered, but a decent place she has just moved into. She is very pleasant. She looks like a soccer mom, plump, friendly, bright, likes to talk. She asked what I was up for and if I thought I could go twice. I thought I could and I disrobed and she gave me a good, no rush hand job. She was topless. We talked and it was a nice conversation. She sensed I was getting close and the talk stopped. I came hard, all over and she commented on the volume of the cum. I then got about a 35 minute massage. There is no way she is a CMT. It was merely pushing and rubbing with a ton of oil. Too much. I rolled over again and she was surprised I got in her words "rock hard." After a while I knew I was not turned on enough to cum again. I don't think I will repeat.
cost: $35

Anyone familiar with Dakota at Salon 88?

I saw an ad on CL and thought it sounded worthwhile.

I usually stick to Senina or Xindy for a sure payoff.

I know everyone is pretty familiar with those two but PM me if you want any particulars.

[QUOTE=Funbhm]Toftt this AM at Devon Spa, On Devon Ave just a block east of Kedzie. Mamasan greeted warmly, then intorduced me to a cutie, mebbe mid-30s, called herself Tammy. 5ft4, bout 145, nice c-cups, cute tush. Alternating seated/standing shower with plenty of attention paid (never had the buckets of warm water dumped on me for rinse, very nice! ), then into the massage room. Started firmly, actually a little too rough in the shoulders, but when I explained "we can go soft", she tittered a bit, then began to play the nails over me. Plenty of roaming. Very sensitive nipples! Asked what I was looking for, gave her the magic respone, "everything". She actually squealed a bit, explaining that it had been slow for her, and she was VERY game. DATY, cowgirl, finished in mish, warm washcloth, and a moderate finish to the massage. A tad short on the time (think it was 50 mins), but the service was good, so I will go again.

.7 at the door
$.2 FS, DATY, Cowgirl, Mish

Looks - 8
Massage - 7.5
Attitude - 8

This could be a very nice spot![/QUOTE]Just want to add a counterpoint to this positive review so your decisions on where to spend your hard earned massage funds factor in an equally poor experience. I paid a visit to Devon Spa roughly a month and a half ago around 8:30p on a rainy weeknight. Nicely decorated and clean looking place. Was greeted fairly promptly by an average looking girl (unfortunately don't recall name... probably about 40, a little heavy) and lead to a room. Downhill from here. No offer of a shower and average massage but the cardinal sin that prompted me to write this in the first place is that she left the room 3 times... to answer the door, talk on the phone, talk to another massage "therapist" (no, she was not the lone employee that night), do her nails, god only knows what the f else!?! The shortest delay was for a few minutes, the longest, close to 10 minutes. I was understanding of the first trip but then moderately annoyed and eventually pissed to the point of nearly walking out. She was very apologetic though, convinced me to lie back down and finished me off with a decent HJ with promises of better service the next time I come back. Left her .3, hit the road and haven't been back since.

Looks - 5
Massage - 2 (how can you even judge with 3 or more breaks!?)
Attitude - 5

As long as I christened the forum with my first report today, I might as well add a second. It's a question actually. Where are the 3 best AMPs in town, who is your favorite girl there, and what's the secret to getting FS for less than an .8 tip?
Only kidding. I've read enough here to know better and I'm not interested in getting my wrist slapped. But I've also read enough here to see that many of my peers like to DATY at a massage parlor. I know it's a matter of preference and I'm more than happy to chow on the chacha with my SO but with someone in this profession??? I don't get it. You might argue that almost anything beyond garden variety HEs is an invitation for disease but isn't DATY pushing your luck? I've also felt uneasy on the couple occasions I wasn't able to turn down an uncovered BJ but at least that doesn't involve sticking my face in a dark hole that probably sees more traffic than the kennedy expressway. Am I paranoid or do I have a valid point?

An oasis on gritty Western Avenue? Visited Edie, a cute Latina in her 20s, on a recent afternoon. Started with TS which she did in sandals on her attractive feet. (At AMP's I've been to, they wear heavy workmen's boots during TS as if they were washing a truck or hosing down livestock.) Massage was good, but she kept asking if I was OK (I was more than OK) and said she was shy when I looked at her while she worked. She said she hadn't been doing this for long. 8 at the door, plus. 5 for HJ. Only problem was after I left I discovered I had been shortchanged on time. It had only taken 45 or 50 minutes.

[QUOTE=Leggo My Eggo]As long as I christened the forum with my first report today, I might as well add a second. It's a question actually. Where are the 3 best AMPs in town, who is your favorite girl there, and what's the secret to getting FS for less than an .8 tip?
Only kidding. I've read enough here to know better and I'm not interested in getting my wrist slapped. But I've also read enough here to see that many of my peers like to DATY at a massage parlor. I know it's a matter of preference and I'm more than happy to chow on the chacha with my SO but with someone in this profession??? I don't get it. You might argue that almost anything beyond garden variety HEs is an invitation for disease but isn't DATY pushing your luck? I've also felt uneasy on the couple occasions I wasn't able to turn down an uncovered BJ but at least that doesn't involve sticking my face in a dark hole that probably sees more traffic than the kennedy expressway. Am I paranoid or do I have a valid point?[/QUOTE]
Can be very risky business-especially if you're dealing with someone who is having numerous sexual partners. You can give and receive some nasty STD's dining at the Y--including herpes which will always stick with you. You don't have to have symtoms to pass it on either. Think about it.

Leggo My Eggo, your experience at Devon Spa is similar to my experience there when it was EuroSpa. The MT kept leaving to answer the phone, and she was not the only one working either. It was annoying, but her massage was OK and it was cheap enough, so I didn't really mind. BTW, Devon Spa has the same phone # as EuroSpa, so I guess it's probably the same owners.

As far as DATY, there is always a risk. I've only done it at AMPs, and it's been my experience that the girls have practiced good hygiene and been impeccably clean down there. I can't speak for other types of MPs, but I would say if it doesn't smell 100% fresh and clean, don't do it. That's a rule that's in effect in any situation.

Robert Vesco, too bad on being shortchanged for time. It's hard to gauge sometimes, but if they do it once, it's probably a common practice. If you like the place, I'd look into a half hour massage. 8 is too much to pay upfront, even with a TS. Judging from prices on CL, LMPs typically charge. 1 to. 2 more than AMPs and EMPs, so I've been avoiding them.

[QUOTE=Snowmadics]I had a dream that I visited "what appears to be" a legit massage/accupunture place downtown. On the first visit payed. 6 and got a okay massage with HJ and no request for tip. I left one anyway.

On the second visit payed. 65 and and was tease heavily. Which I like. And HJ with no request for tip. Got to play under her shirt to.

After release. She cleaned me up and then finished the massage. I love when they do that.[/QUOTE]

Can you PM me the info? Or provide the general vicinity? I work downtown - and have yet to find a good lunchtime provider in walking distance from my office. Can you rate the girl as well? Thanks!

Got a tip on ongoing Craigs LE activity. Be careful out there. You might want to stick to your regulars for a bit. Solid info...use the PM function

[QUOTE=Fork Please]Got a tip on ongoing Craigs LE activity. Be careful out there. You might want to stick to your regulars for a bit. Solid info...use the PM function[/QUOTE]Uh. Would this strong TIP happen to be courtesy of the 10 o'clock news? If any mongers have been paying attention to the news over the last two weeks or so, You would know that over the last Two weeks LE has made over 80 arrests in the wester suburbs and chicago using CL. You guys want a good tip: There is a red roof inn and also a holiday inn on butterfield rd in downers grove, STAY AWAY! Thest two hotels are two major staging points that LE uses when the do these CL sweeps. Another tip There is also an extended stay america on rt. 59 in naperville that is also used to conduct these stings. Good luck

And always in closing

Happy hunting

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]Talent is suposed to be other-worldy. And like Silvio, I would welcome a round table discussion on YIM. This is a great topic.[/QUOTE]Agreed. AWESOME topic and the best discussion we've had here in months. The closest I ever had to turning an MT was a cute little therapist at a place out in Willowbrook. I had her home phone number. Almost met her for drinks a couple of times. She was smokin' hot, but she left the spa before I was able to seal the deal.

I love the topic and would love to hear more success stories.

Dro, no, not the news...Sometimes skepticism needs to be tempered, especially when the klink can be a consequence of being skeptical. It's not like we're speculating on the Cubs going to the show.

I've become very cautious over the last year or so. To many good reasons for it.

Dearest Madames and Sirs:

As public servants, I typically appreciate your efforts. However, I respectfully request that you publicly identify yourselves on any of the boards and or forums so that I do not make the mistake of stepping into one of your traps.

Let's face it, we all have needs and urges. It's the way we're wired. I know that some of you too partake in the hobby, so let's behave like adults and be respectful of each other's privacy.

I would greatly appreciate your adjustment in policy as there are some very attractive women who have sprung up online. I would like nothing better than to dive in hook, line and sinker, but I have my doubts about the veracity of of these ads. Your prompt attention to this matter is appreciated as I am eager to determine which ads are of bonafide providers and which are not.

Thank you for your consideration.

Very truly yours,
RD

I still find it incomprehensible that two consenting adults having sex is against the law. That is some backward ass thinking.

Secondly with all the truly bad crap going on out there, that LE would actually waste time, manpower and my taxes trying to catch a poor guy who just wants to get his rocks off - unbelievable. Are we not also doing our part to stimulate the economy!

On the subject of getting extras from legit MT's, I found this a lot easier to do when I was a lot younger and a lot better looking. Now of course cash has to do what the looks can no longer accomplish.