Massage Parlor Reports

I've seen the postings for the mobile "spa" for a couple of weeks and decided to TOFT, since the latest location was near to my hotel. I followed the instructions, drove to the address (almost the address, it's off by one) , and called. A guy answers and asks me if I had an appointment and where I was. When I told him that I was in the parking lot, he seemed surprised and told me that the therapists were busy and would call me in 20 minutes. About 30 minutes later, he called me back and asked if I was interested in a 2-girl session for $$.2. I declined and he was ok with that and then he asks if I knew the rate, which I said I did. He then asked me what rate I saw and I told him, but started to feel uncomfortable. He said a girl would call in 5 minutes and bring me up. About 10 minutes later, a girl does call asking me where I was (same answer. Parking lot) and said she needed a few minutes, I said I had been waiting for quite a while and she assured me she would get back right away. She did call right back and gave me the room number. I went up to the room, heard someone inside, and knocked quietly. No answer. I knocked again. No answers. I decided to bail, not liking to stand in the hallway too long. As I was driving out, I got text messages from 2 different numbers giving me the room number, same room I had been to. I replied that I had been ther but nobody answered. The guy then called me back saying I hadn't knocked. When I said I wasn't going to come back, he started to swear at me. I hung up and was glad I hadn't gone in. I'm guessing 2 or 3 girls pimped.

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My standard goto place when I am here for work is Herndon Spa, where I usually receive a very nice table shower, thorough drying, reasonable massage, and a nice ending (accompanied by a complete internal exam). However, I feel a need for a change, perhaps a younger therapist. River Spa has somewhat mixed reviews. I think I have decoded the FCCC number, but don't know if it is what I am seeking. If you have any good recommendations, please hit me with a PM and I will be very grateful.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1401289]Almost always an excellent time at the FCCC!

Saw Lilli today and she did a CG that almost knocked the wall down! She got off a few times while on the ride!

Fellas, Levitra is GOOD STUFF!

She rode and rode and finally collapsed backwards and I rolled on up and kept it going! Then some mish and then the congress fo the canine until I finally popped after some 25 minutes of steady pole in the hole humping! She got a hot wet towell for me and by the time she got me clean I was ready for round two!

However, only one round per session so I left.

On the way home stopped by one of the AMPs and had another round with a serious holder hottie.

Not too shabby for a guy going on 60.

Wife came home and I tapped her too!

Took a shower and I think maybe I would be able to go again except the rest of this old body is tired.

Go Levitra!

I cannot tell you which AMP I visited because they asked me not to tell.

JJ[/QUOTE]Holy Sh*t. Your 60 and saw a provider older then you and you called her hot! Please post this name of this estabolishment.

So it can avoided by all. I think if I went to an AMP and the massage therpaist was 65 or older I would jump out the window or run away. Thanks for the laugh.

Now that I've had time reading back a bit in the forum, I see that this is a known problem. I'm glad the "therapist" didn't answer the door.

[QUOTE=BigFredDude; 1407367]I've seen the postings for the mobile "spa" for a couple of weeks and decided to TOFT, since the latest location was near to my hotel. I followed the instructions, drove to the address (almost the address, it's off by one) , and called. A guy answers and asks me if I had an appointment and where I was. When I told him that I was in the parking lot, he seemed surprised and told me that the therapists were busy and would call me in 20 minutes. About 30 minutes later, he called me back and asked if I was interested in a 2-girl session for $$.2. I declined and he was ok with that and then he asks if I knew the rate, which I said I did. He then asked me what rate I saw and I told him, but started to feel uncomfortable. He said a girl would call in 5 minutes and bring me up. About 10 minutes later, a girl does call asking me where I was (same answer. Parking lot) and said she needed a few minutes, I said I had been waiting for quite a while and she assured me she would get back right away. She did call right back and gave me the room number. I went up to the room, heard someone inside, and knocked quietly. No answer. I knocked again. No answers. I decided to bail, not liking to stand in the hallway too long. As I was driving out, I got text messages from 2 different numbers giving me the room number, same room I had been to. I replied that I had been ther but nobody answered. The guy then called me back saying I hadn't knocked. When I said I wasn't going to come back, he started to swear at me. I hung up and was glad I hadn't gone in. I'm guessing 2 or 3 girls pimped.

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You need to improve your reading skills as well as your use of English. No where did I say anything about her being 65! And the word "your" is the possessive form of the word "you". Since you had nothing between the "your" and the "60" I have no clue what you are going on about. Also I don't think anyone can understand what this part means: "older then you and you called her hot".

So, brush up on your reading skills and take a basic English grammar class and try again.

Cheers!

JJ.

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing; 1407552]Holy Sh*t. Your 60 and saw a provider older then you and you called her hot! Please post this name of this estabolishment.

So it can avoided by all. I think if I went to an AMP and the massage therpaist was 65 or older I would jump out the window or run away. Thanks for the laugh.[/QUOTE]

I went here on sun. Went upstairs. There was a door that said spa on it. Knocked. No one answered. This is the latina place.

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing; 1407552]Holy Sh*t. Your 60 and saw a provider older then you and you called her hot! Please post this name of this estabolishment.

So it can avoided by all. I think if I went to an AMP and the massage therpaist was 65 or older I would jump out the window or run away. Thanks for the laugh.[/QUOTE]LOL. Sleazebum said "On the way home. Had another round with a serious HOLDER hottie."

Capt. Stubby thought you said 'OLDER hottie'. He also wants you to post the name of the 'estabolishment'. I can't tell if he wants to 'establish' or 'abolish' the AMP.

Stoopider & Stoopiderer

Went by Bamboo in WB. Provider was not pretty in the face, and door fee was. 65 for 35min. Just usual covered massage, no finish on flip, and room was frigid cold. Massage wasn't even that great. No tip and left. Save your money, guys, these AMPs are going to hell in a hand basket and just get worse all the time.

Interesting take by an uninformed reporter. Article basically lays out Police State tactics employed by Macon Georgia PD, and applauds their actions:

[url]http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/rights-so-divine/2012/mar/25/how-combat-sex-trafficking-massage-parlors/[/url]

I dreamed that I had a good time in Springfield with a mid-30's provider.

Sir Walter

Went to this new place, got the $49 intro special. Legit only. Mediocre massage, all covered. Left unhappy.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1407646]You need to improve your reading skills as well as your use of English. No where did I say anything about her being 65! And the word "your" is the possessive form of the word "you". Since you had nothing between the "your" and the "60" I have no clue what you are going on about. Also I don't think anyone can understand what this part means: "older then you and you called her hot".

So, brush up on your reading skills and take a basic English grammar class and try again.

Cheers!

JJ.[/QUOTE]I am replying to thread about trying to bang chicks in AMP's and you morph into a Grammar Teacher? Sorry Pops, I will turn on the spell checker next time.

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[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing;1413862]I am replying to thread about trying to bang chicks in AMP's and you morph into a Grammar Teacher? Sorry Pops, I will turn on the spell checker next time.[/QUOTE]Wow. You're going to get a whole lot of help from Senior Members with your demonstrably unrivaled interpersonal skills.

Looks like they have redone the place. Took out the carpets and have dark hardwood floors now.

I got a session with Vienna. What a cutie. In her 20's with a smokin body. Usual nova finish +.

[QUOTE=Phaik Naim; 1414486]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]You need to improve your reading skills as well as your use of English. No where did I say anything about her being 65! And the word "your" is the possessive form of the word "you". Since you had nothing between the "your" and the "60" I have no clue what you are going on about. Also I don't think anyone can understand what this part means: "older then you and you called her hot".

So, brush up on your reading skills and take a basic English grammar class and try again.

Cheers.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Captn Stubbing]I am replying to thread about trying to bang chicks in AMP's and you morph into a Grammar Teacher? Sorry Pops, I will turn on the spell checker next time.[/QUOTE]Wow. You're going to get a whole lot of help from Senior Members with your demonstrably unrivaled interpersonal skills.[/QUOTE]Now, now, Phaik. While the captain seems to have been stubbing his toe (or other body part) almost since he first began posting on this forum, maybe we should cut him some slack. After all, it might just be that he attended a different school of protocol than most of the other members here and probably gives him a high success rate with the women he meets. One never knows: He might be the Cyrano de Bergerac of the scoop, the Henry Kissinger of the AMPs. I say we give ol' Stubby a little more time. Why, I'm practically on the edge of my seat in anticipation of the veritable flood of stories (and photos) that he is probably just about to release on this forum. Then, all those mean-spirited doubters and naysayers (and [U]especially[/U] Seniors) who've been so unkind and impatient with the poor lad) will be put to shame. What say you?

I thought I would "take one for the team" today so I phoned the folks here:

[quote]Grand Opening at Orientiver Massage :

We have Latina Masseuses to melt all of your stress.

*Deep Tissue* Swedish* Shiatsu* Acupressure *

Please call at : 571-577-3030 Now.

Address: 916 W. Broad St. Falls Church VA 22046 [/quote]

A man answered the phone so I asked the price. One girl for one hour. $90. 00 Two girls for one hour. $160. 00.

So I told him I would be along a little later on.

I got to 916 W. Broad and saw no indications of a massage place being there! No signs except for a couple doctors and such.

So I left without going in.

Has anyone been to this place? I don't see any reportsw about it here.

JJ

I reported on it last week or so. I went up the concrete stairs. I went inside. There was a sign on a door at the end of the hallway that said SPA. I knocked but no one answered. I think it wa on a Sunday.

I Went here last week and called ahead right around closing about 9:30pm on a Wednesday. Arranged to come by and saw Mink for one hour for. 8. Got a great table shower that took me almost to the point of no return, soapy and fingers in all the right places. She asked if I was ok and thought she would push me over the edge, but shower cooled down, I was dried off, and back to room for massage. Mink is a little chatty for my taste, but felt comfortable to chat with. Probably late 40s / early 50s, she stayed fully covered but allowed over the clothes roaming during massage. I got a full hour with no clock watching and some welcome butt rubbing. She flipped me with about 10 minutes left and finished with my legs and chest. I was blatantly showing my appreciation and she said maybe 'save it for your wife, maybe come back next time'. Well, after a few minutes of back and forth discussion (and no additional negotiation) , I ended up leaving happy with standard NOVA, and tipped. 2 Seems she thought I had fully relaxed in the shower (apparently it happens pretty regularly there if you request it) , and was being a little greedy. But as I explained.

I hit up Miko today. No TS offered (am unsure if TS exists and I didn't ask because then they would know I was a first timer there).

This place went under another name before and IIRC, they read this forum. Seniors, feel free to PM me for provider's name and more details. Service was a little above standard Nova. And I received my full hour (probably because it was slow).

Nice AMP located on the 2nd Floor. I have visited a number of providers over the past several months and would say most have been positive; if not, I switched. The massages and TS are good for an AMP, as well as the service (not throwing caution to the wind). Generally busy after work or during the afternoons on the weekends.

Nice AMP located towards the back of an office park. I have visited a number of providers (starting with Yoyo the spring of 2010) and they seem to have changed ownership and providers a number of times; presently, I like the current ownership and providers. The massages and TS are good for an AMP, as well as the service (not throwing caution to the wind). Again, generally busy after work or during the afternoons on the weekends. YMMV until the AMP knows you; I generally disregard the first visit, judging the massage, TS, comfort and tipping expectations.

Where is this place? Is there a sign stating Peach Therapy on the door? I've seen the map on their web page and I've tried to find it several times. I walked all around that office complex and I couldn't find it. Is this one of those deals where they have one address in their ads and they refer you to another when you call?

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Independent Chinese woman who runs a massage business from her basement. Just dreadful. 50+ and looks it, dank packrat basement, dirty massage table facehole cover that may not have been replaced in some time, and so much more.

Made it out of there against my better judgement for $.10 for massage and horrible FS that I was told had to be over in 5 minutes. She then proceeded to silently stare at me with contempt while glancing at the clock just waiting for the 5 minutes to be over. She even booked her next victim on the phone while she was massaging me, and made it exactly at the timed end of our session, so he was of course right outside her house when I bee lined it out of there. Nothing good to report, absolutely nothing.

Please, no flaming me if you like her, I just can't recommend that.

P

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven;1417802]Where is this place? Is there a sign stating Peach Therapy on the door? I've seen the map on their web page and I've tried to find it several times. I walked all around that office complex and I couldn't find it. Is this one of those deals where they have one address in their ads and they refer you to another when you call?[/QUOTE]Tricky to describe. Its in the back of the office park, further away from the street- veer left of center after turning in. Big sign on the door, like all the other businesses. Service has been good there, with the exception of Mimi, previously reviewed neg by someone else. Hopefully, she is gone by now.

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven;1417802]Where is this place? Is there a sign stating Peach Therapy on the door? I've seen the map on their web page and I've tried to find it several times. I walked all around that office complex and I couldn't find it. Is this one of those deals where they have one address in their ads and they refer you to another when you call?[/QUOTE]The address is corrected. End union.

[QUOTE=BigFredDude;1407504]My standard goto place when I am here for work is Herndon Spa, where I usually receive a very nice table shower, thorough drying, reasonable massage, and a nice ending (accompanied by a complete internal exam). However, I feel a need for a change, perhaps a younger therapist. River Spa has somewhat mixed reviews. I think I have decoded the FCCC number, but don't know if it is what I am seeking. If you have any good recommendations, please hit me with a PM and I will be very grateful.[/QUOTE]Concur. This is a nice place; got a thorough quality table shower, quick stay in the hot spa and nice time. If you like the prosty play, Kim is a good one. Only downside was minimal massage skills- I may have been too eager though.

[QUOTE=Phillie; 1418399][url]http://bodyrubs.********.com/escorts.php?do=view&post=802399[/url]

Independent Chinese woman who runs a massage business from her basement. Just dreadful. 50+ and looks it, dank packrat basement, dirty massage table facehole cover that may not have been replaced in some time, and so much more.

Made it out of there against my better judgement for $.10 for massage and horrible FS that I was told had to be over in 5 minutes. She then proceeded to silently stare at me with contempt while glancing at the clock just waiting for the 5 minutes to be over. She even booked her next victim on the phone while she was massaging me, and made it exactly at the timed end of our session, so he was of course right outside her house when I bee lined it out of there. Nothing good to report, absolutely nothing.

Please, no flaming me if you like her, I just can't recommend that.

P[/QUOTE]LOL. I did the same thing. I just asked for a HE, could not conceive of wanting more. I could not finish. She is not a bad person, just a couple of decades late into this game.

Just got back from a place thinly-advertised on CL that offers a. 6 / hr. My therapist was "Yo-Yo" (shocker there). She's somewhere between 30 and 60 with a nice body and hails from China. If pressed, I would peg her in the low 40's, but you never know. She says she is new to the area. I guess in AMP's, as in business, there are Yo-Yo's everywhere U-turn.

Overall a good experience. Place is located close to the border of Arlington & Falls Church in a little townhouse-office complex. The premises themselves were nice enough. Clean and relatively updated, which is all you can ask for. It's a smaller operation, one massage table. One bummer is the lack of TS, which I generally enjoy. They do have a stand-up shower upstairs, sort of a strange setup but again clean and functional. Yo-Yo said there are 2 girls who work there and rotate shifts (and mentioned a 4-hand option was available) , there was no MMS present when I was there.

I asked for "strong" massage, I received more like a medium. Average to slightly above average quality for the massage itself. Attention paid to the right places. Some outside roaming permitted. On the flip, NOVA+. I get the sense that more options might be available for repeat customers. I was definitely there for more than an hour. Very relaxed pace with no rushing whatsoever. Total damage. 6 house +.8 tip (a little extra for the "+" and to prime for future menu expansion possibilities).

They don't use a business name in their CL ads. There is one on the door but I'm not going to post it here, I get the sense they they want to stay somewhat UTR. Usually my posts, infrequent as they are, aren't so cryptic, but in this case I'm going to respect what I sense to be their wishes. Seniors and those with whom I've communicated before may PM for additional details. Overall, will repeat. F / B/A / S. 6/7/8/8 (with potential for upgrade on the S).

-PN

First time to CT. It will do in a pinch, but not up to Peach standards. A little dirtier, a little older, a little less skilled. 40s provider, slightly chubby, OK though. Started out badly as table shower room was chilly and could have been cleaner- OK, but not pristine like others. Fair washing, not great- gave me the sponge for the boys! Oh, dear. Back in room- massage was light and stretchy, kinda nice but not fantastic. Asked for a slowdown during the finish and things got better-lots of slow care given. Standard rates for 30 min. L / 5 A / 6 S / 6

Just saw on the local news that MTM was busted.

Lovejugs

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven;1417802]Where is this place? Is there a sign stating Peach Therapy on the door? I've seen the map on their web page and I've tried to find it several times. I walked all around that office complex and I couldn't find it. Is this one of those deals where they have one address in their ads and they refer you to another when you call?[/QUOTE]Don't go to the right or left, but stay straight to the end of parking lot. Last door on the left. There is also a dumpster at the end of parking lot.

Lovejugs

I decided to TOFTT (if necessary) and called the LMP in west Falls Church. Two call system, and when I got there, I was met by a cute, petite Latina who was probably in her late 20s. I paid for the hour and after I got comfortable, she started giving me a sensual rubdown with casual but deliberate attention to the right places. After the flip, she let me massage her a little and then she gave me a Very Well Executed standard NoVA. I was out of there in about 40 minutes but I didn't mind because I was completely relaxed. Only turn off was that her phone must have rung a half a dozen times and twice she had to take calls. (But she let me massage her while she was taking the calls. #Smile#) Overall a pretty good time and worth the ride out to Falls Church.

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Hey,

Hi fellow hobbyists.

Curious, how most like their HE, not FS.

I see the usual as at the end of the massage, laying on the back. After a while, its getting boring. Any variations the brothers prefer over other?

Peace.

[QUOTE=Jwwilli;1416813]I Went here last week and called ahead right around closing about 9:30pm on a Wednesday. Arranged to come by and saw Mink for one hour for. 8. Got a great table shower that took me almost to the point of no return, soapy and fingers in all the right places. She asked if I was ok and thought she would push me over the edge, but shower cooled down, I was dried off, and back to room for massage. Mink is a little chatty for my taste, but felt comfortable to chat with. Probably late 40s / early 50s, she stayed fully covered but allowed over the clothes roaming during massage. I got a full hour with no clock watching and some welcome butt rubbing. She flipped me with about 10 minutes left and finished with my legs and chest. I was blatantly showing my appreciation and she said maybe 'save it for your wife, maybe come back next time'. Well, after a few minutes of back and forth discussion (and no additional negotiation) , I ended up leaving happy with standard NOVA, and tipped. 2 Seems she thought I had fully relaxed in the shower (apparently it happens pretty regularly there if you request it) , and was being a little greedy. But as I explained.[/QUOTE]Talks your head off. But good service. Confident and comfortable.

[QUOTE=Imperfection;1411034]Went by Bamboo in WB. Provider was not pretty in the face, and door fee was. 65 for 35min. Just usual covered massage, no finish on flip, and room was frigid cold. Massage wasn't even that great. No tip and left. Save your money, guys, these AMPs are going to hell in a hand basket and just get worse all the time.[/QUOTE]Woodbridge only has two options for a finish.

[QUOTE=Lovejugs; 1419431]Just saw on the local news that MTM was busted.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]Saw the news as well. Two providers all in the late 40s. Just not my type.

[QUOTE=Imperfection;1411034]Went by Bamboo in WB. Provider was not pretty in the face, and door fee was. 65 for 35min. Just usual covered massage, no finish on flip, and room was frigid cold. Massage wasn't even that great. No tip and left. Save your money, guys, these AMPs are going to hell in a hand basket and just get worse all the time.[/QUOTE]Woodbridge only has two options for a finish.

We've all heard about the yo-yo running the fake spas all over town. Here's what happened at Red Pillow:

[url]http://annandale.patch.com/articles/police-search-massage-parlor-near-edsall-road[/url]

Note description of "services" and the price point. Great Value!

Am

Gee, I didn't know about that one.