Re: trip down memory lane
[QUOTE=Sportsfan1234; 1169688]Is anyone else on here old enough to remember the following?
(1) Back in say 1993, I would hit the Gold Club and then drive up the street to the Marylander Motel, where there would be girls standing in the doorways of several of the rooms, which was like a buffet getting to choose what you wanted for that night.
(2) Also, at about that same time, right behind where the Wagon Wheel is located, there used to be a run down motel (that has since been torn down) where you could often find a girl.[/QUOTE]The motel behind the Wagon Wheel was the.
Drake motel. There were a lot of choices available I'm the doorways or the windows. Many memories down that way.
A long, long time ago, in a city not so far away- the saga of ldonshoots continues.
[QUOTE=ldonshoots; 803753]Thanks fellas for the positive comments and good words of advice. As far as for the nay-sayers and doubting thomas-s' I think the wise ol' grand-master jedi-monger Benchseats Rock said it best "There is nothing you can do". At least on this post. If I was to show you her AD' and my cellphone billing statement with the amount of calls from her number that may convince some of you but then the naysayers and doubting thomases would just say. Well you doctored the photos. Then I could have Dr. Monger and Nat Zass meet me and Amber and hear the story first hand for themselves and see if it holds up to their truth or busllshit meter but I doubt if that would work because they would then say I paid some SW to tell them what I wanted her to say. The story is even better than what I could even write on here and the stuff I would tell you. Then you guys would say dam- no one could make all that stuff up- even if I had Stephen Kings power of imagination in writing short stories.
So anyway I'm just speaking my peace here and defending my good name on this board. I'm not changing it and I'm not changing my writing style because I have no reason to. I can sleep at night and have no worries on my conscious that I ran any bullshit story on here because my sore ass dick sure knows the truth from banging this poor girl out for 5hrs last night. And on the by and by my name is "l" (as in EL) spanish for "the", and "Don" as in Don Juan. Thats why Amber fell in love with me because I am a very charming ladies man and she said I was the sweetest man she ever met. I still open doors for woman, pull out chairs for them before sitting down, I'm in my 30's but look 25 and have the body of a lean-mean Marine fighting and sex machine from being in the military and working out.
Plus Amber said she had a thing for men in the service as her father and uncle were service men. So there were reasons for her to first say she think she may be in love with me after 1 date and 2 great hot fucks that blew her mind and left her dripping with cum like never before. Plus the girl is young from a town with only 2 traffic lights in the whole place and people dress up to go out to the walmart which is the big thing in her town from what she told me. What would you think would happen to some youngSW who came up on a professional mongering ladies man like me- and I do get compliments from woman that I am sexy and why am I mongering and don't I have a girl? I do have a woman whom I can't live with until I'm married for your information Mr Smiling Fox. I was just too much for this poor girl Amber. Shit I got lines that just gas a young woman's mind faster than a hot air balloon too.
And as for the Horsetrader comment about "Mongers don't think like monogamous people." I know what you were trying to insinuate on the sly. Shit if I really thought like a monogamous man why the hell would I be mongering with a SW in the first place. Have you ever heard of the saying "Higamous, hogamous men are polygamous women are monogamous.". I may get married but I don't ever think I would ever be monogamus (however I will make sure I play safe so I don't give my wife something that I can't reasonably explain how she got it- if you can insinuate what that means).
So anyway Amber and I had a great time last night- again with some even crazier twists to this story but I will save that for later on another forum. I think I may just may take up DJ Hunter's idea about starting a thread under the General Reports called "The Great Adventures with ldonshoots and Amber". And I will write that biopic movie script for you yet Nat Zass and I won't even charge you to go see it because I will give you a part to be in the movie as the villian who doubted my story and I had to go out to prove you wrong in the end and come out as the hero for all the good mongers on this forum like G Dose, Rut Roh, Eddog, DJ Hunter, NahHe, Smiling Fox, Sleepingbag, and the great Benchseats Rock.
This is the EL "l" Don signing off for now. And will Strike Back like Vader with the irrefutable proof soon. In the meantime watch for that new thread because the story gets even better and you guys don't want to miss hearing about what happened to me last night and this morning with Amber- oh man. [/QUOTE]Not sure who may remember some posts (see the message above as a reminder) from way back around 05-09-09 when I set the board on fire talking about a SW I had met and fell in love with and got her to fall in love with me named Amber. Well I received dozens of messages about the post with many challenging the authenticy of the story and I just thought for anyone who may care (most probably have forgotten by now) the conclusion to that so-called Fairy tale.
At this point I could show her pictures and out her real name as her and I are no longer. Shortly after her and I had gotten together during that magical summer of '09' I found out that she was still married and that her husband had forced her to walk the streets (can you believe the creep). Anyway, she was maybe all of 22 something years old, and I may have been the first guy to really show her what true-love is since all she had to compare was the way her so-called husband had treated her. To make a long story short, she moved back to her small town to attempt to get a divorce with her husband in which he didn't let her get out of the marriage as he would not agree to filing the papers. The poor girl did everything to make the guy hate her but nothing worked. Anyway, I began traveling around the country for work as well as she did and we stayed in touch by email and phone for a whole year. As of last October 2010, I traveled to her small town to visit her after not seeing her for over a year and the girl had put on alot of weight and did not appear her usual voluptuous self. So we did some reunited earthshaking lovemaking as usual however the fireworks weren't there like they were the year earlier. It soon came time when I had to move on from the town and I somewhat had rushed to get out of the place as fast as I could because I was on a time crunch. The way I rushed to leave I think I gave her the wrong impression that I was running away from her which I wasn't. Nevertheless, all of my subsequent phone calls and emails from that date have not been returned or answered by her.
I apologized her for what-ever it was that I may have done to offend her, however I never heard anything form her.
So at this point I still don't know what happened to my poor long lost love now and her phone has since been disconnected. So ends the romantic usasexguide fairytale / pretty-woman-esque story in which it doesn't have the happy ending as the story-books and movies have. This story is and was real fellas, and it had a real-life ending- the guy doesn't get the girl in the end. So I not only lost her, but I lost the other woman who was a great woman that I gave up to be with Amber the SW, and I now regret having made the decision of giving up the first woman as she was the greatest marriage material I may have ever met even though sex with her was like making love to a cadaver. So concludes this chapter in the book of life of ldonshoots. I really need to start my own thread as I have so many crazy mongering stories- you guys would really enjoy the crazy stuff I have been through.
Good-night, Good-luck, and stay safe everyone.
Relationships with sex workers.
I have never heard of a relationship with a sex worker turning out well.
I had been tempted in years gone by, and have kept in touch with some over text.
But even the ones I kept in touch with, who are trying to do better in life tend to have lives that are in shambles.
It is not good for you to get tied up in the complications that are inevitable.
It is also not good for you to empty your bank account (bail money, medical bills, etc.) on someone who is likely to be super unstable.
That being said; I needed to go to the city today, I was driving down Wilkens on my way out and the streets were flooded with above average quality. One lady approached me speaking the Queen's Engligh and looking very clean and proper. I look around and see LE everywhere, I decide that this must be sting day.
Anyways I have been retired for more than a year, did not feel the need to relapse today.
Should I approach a retired SW
Thanks to Maryland Judiciary Case Search, I was able to locate 3 favorit retired SW. Along with their recent traffic violations, the addresses were listed. I did a little MapQuesting and the girls have not moved too far.
The opinion of my board of trustees is important, so here is my rationale.
Each of the girls has a prostitution conviction, each have left the area to be away from drugs, and each is in need of cash. My relationship with each was pleasant, and generous. Still on good terms, as far as I know. Each has no criminal conviction after retirement from the streets. Retirement from the streets does not mean retirement from the trade.
One of the girls is EZ. Any suggestions on how to accidnetally run into her and propose? Thanks.