Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Acrovader7;2158660]Being chased by providers thinking you'd be boyfriend material sounds like a fun dilemma to have. Being a bachelor, I'd love it, assuming they were hot and spoke very little English. I'd have good ol' time.[/QUOTE]The girl that used to work at Pro Nails at North and 60th would call all the time "me no have husband me rike you. " That was about the extent of her Engwish. I tried to get her to go out to a motel but she had no clue what I was saying.

I've written in the past a welfare mom I picked up who found her way back to my house a few times and would bring her tribe of children with her. One time the show up hungry and the best I could do for them was turn on the grill and make them burgers and brats. She would come over after the kids left for school and lay in my bed all day sleeping, all pooped out on pills. I'd go in and roll her on her stomach, grease her backside and fill up her colon with goo. Maybe twice but it got boring because she slept through it. I'd wake her up at 2 pm and send her home. Just kept her around like a pet. One of my all time favorites was the Jordanian woman who was going through a divorce and was desperate for an American husband because no man fro her country would want her since she wasn't a virgin. She was super hot and a fabulous body. Several women I've help transition through divorce, striking while the iron was hot, at their emotional peak after a divorce court hearing.

Its kind of flattering and ego boosting when a CMT takes personal sincere interest in you. One thing I have learned is all CMTs are broke and looking for a man to take care of them. I think the one named Steph who is hot and well reviewed was just evicted from her loft. I went to one and she kept her electricity off until the client showed up. Another had no car (very common) and was always calling for rides. Broken down cars. Phones turned off because they ran out of minutes. Desperate calls because WE Engergies was shutting off the lights. Legal bills for divorce lawyers. Endless expenses for kids. I don't think I'm a total train wreck but when a hot looking 25 year old says she wants to date me, I know its not because I look like Richard Gere. She would much rather date the Harley rider down at Taylors Bar or some other hot looking stud, but those guys don't have any money. If you do enough recon and homework on a women you can get into their heads pretty good.

I think one UTR has buried her grandmother now 3 times and has gone through 20 tires or batteries the past year.

This is perhaps off topic for this thread. But I wanted to continue the discussion by Lefty / Basset / Others.

As I have matured in the hobby, I have found my approach change a lot. First of all, I am keenly aware that people on the other side of the deal might very well be horribly exploited. So as far as I can gather. I stick to drug free independents that can make use of my money to make their life a little easier. I know its something I can not be sure of. But I can try. For example. I do not repeat with providers when there is evidence of a pimp. I do not repeat when it turns out there there were kids in another room -fully aware what was going on.

Perhaps I am older now and not as horny as I used to be. But I have cut down on the risk significantly. I will NOT TOFTT. I only see well reviewed providers. I am sure I miss a few UTRs and new arrivals. But when I think of how much I have to lose. I get determined to keep it safe. There are a couple of providers who I have been a regular with and when the urge gets too much. I call one of them. It is routine, perhaps less exciting than the hunt. But I get to go home all safe and sound after the session. Of course this means that I do not do street picking at all anymore (I wasn't any good at that before too. So that's no loss).

Lastly, I am acutely aware of the fact that more I partake in the hobby. Further I am pushing my retirement. It is a costly hobby. In my naive days, I used to partake multiple $$$ downtown hotel engagements every month. Now that I have had more experience I realize that one can have a better experience at $/ HH with a reliable provider than $$$ Eros provider. I, as a rule, do not spend more than $. 5 for HH and $$ for Hour. And most of the time I keep my engagements to only HH since I never last beyond that anyway.

I don't know if my experience is similar to others or not. But just wanted to put it out there.

Lefty, Owl, Mongrel. Always appreciate the help and guidance of seniors. Both Lefty and Owl have turned me on to some fun meetings. That being said, maybe I'd feel better if I had a regular. I have from time to time, but they tend to leave the business after awhile. Plus at 50+, there are not many 20-40 years olds looking to meet me. I am always looking for that unicorn I've had LEO, boyfriends and managers and knives and handcuffs. I am more careful now (sometimes LOL). Thanks. If anyone has a UTR who is looking please pm me. I don't have women stalking me like Lefty.

[QUOTE=Basset69;2159282]Lefty, Owl, Mongrel. Always appreciate the help and guidance of seniors. Both Lefty and Owl have turned me on to some fun meetings. That being said, maybe I'd feel better if I had a regular. I have from time to time, but they tend to leave the business after awhile. Plus at 50+, there are not many 20-40 years olds looking to meet me. I am always looking for that unicorn I've had LEO, boyfriends and managers and knives and handcuffs. I am more careful now (sometimes LOL). Thanks. If anyone has a UTR who is looking please pm me. I don't have women stalking me like Lefty.[/QUOTE]I stopped in an AMP out of boredom. A 50 sh thick Chinese woman with bad teeth gave me a BBBJ. She poured some kind of alcohol on my cock and I thought it was on fire. It still hurts. One of the dumbest AMP moves I ever did. When one of these grannies offers a BJ, its TGTBT. One time after forking over $80 the woman comes back with Saran Wrap. Felt nothing. Today alcohol burn. Hours later it still stings.

Stupid me, should save the money and wait for a good one and not waste it on a whim just because it was there.

Saw the healthysexymom today. Was a pretty great time. Port Washington is a bit far out, but it was fine. Decent little massage, liked when she told me to "help untie my dress" Had a mirror setup in the corner. Definitely some good times, made her squirt several times.

[QUOTE=OildaleGuy;2159880]Saw the healthysexymom today. Was a pretty great time. Port Washington is a bit far out, but it was fine. Decent little massage, liked when she told me to "help untie my dress" Had a mirror setup in the corner. Definitely some good times, made her squirt several times.[/QUOTE]I drove 45 minutes north to see her once. She is a YMMV lady. I did not have the best of luck with her. The day I saw her she was perspiring, just giving me a massage. I wasn't really interested in much else then the HE, as she was ringing wet. She did say come back for more next time.

[QUOTE=OildaleGuy;2159880]Saw the healthysexymom today. Was a pretty great time. Port Washington is a bit far out, but it was fine. Decent little massage, liked when she told me to "help untie my dress" Had a mirror setup in the corner. Definitely some good times, made her squirt several times.[/QUOTE]Has she lost any weight? I stopped seeing her months ago when she bloated up. I do not know if it was the alcohol that made the weight increase appear as a few times she appeared / smelled drunk. I may have to give her another visit but just wished she still looked like her pics on the modeling website she is on. Did you make her squirt during FS or is that back off the menu?

GC.

[QUOTE=GapCaulker;2160384]Has she lost any weight?[/QUOTE]I saw her last month, first time in a while. She's nowhere near as thin as she was in her Model Mayhem pics but not nearly as big as she has been. As I followed her to the room I was surprised by how narrow her waist appeared from behind, because she still has a bit of a belly. When I saw her at her previous location she attributed the weight and the sweating to a medical condition. Maybe true, maybe not. Either way it was usually a decent massage and my last visit was no exception. And for what it's worth, with me she wasn't sweaty until the after massage activities. YMMV as to if or when you'll get anything other than a decent rub.

I was at an AMP years ago off of Golf Road in IL, and the chick asks if I have a rubber, she said she will be right back. Shows up with saran wrap and a rubber band, I shit you not. I was horney as hell and wanted to fuck her, so what the fuck, after 2 minutes I told her this ain't working and just raw dogged the shit out of her, she said "don't cum in me" and I was like sure lady and gave a bit of the old circumcised juice.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2159877]I stopped in an AMP out of boredom. A 50 sh thick Chinese woman with bad teeth gave me a BBBJ. She poured some kind of alcohol on my cock and I thought it was on fire. It still hurts. One of the dumbest AMP moves I ever did. When one of these grannies offers a BJ, its TGTBT. One time after forking over $80 the woman comes back with Saran Wrap. Felt nothing. Today alcohol burn. Hours later it still stings.

Stupid me, should save the money and wait for a good one and not waste it on a whim just because it was there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Asianfever69;2169088]I was at an AMP years ago off of Golf Road in IL, and the chick asks if I have a rubber, she said she will be right back. Shows up with saran wrap and a rubber band, I shit you not. I was horney as hell and wanted to fuck her, so what the fuck, after 2 minutes I told her this ain't working and just raw dogged the shit out of her, she said "don't cum in me" and I was like sure lady and gave a bit of the old circumcised juice.[/QUOTE]Of course they come back with the Saran Wrap after you paid them. Worse yet its a 55 year old chunky Chinese woman you would expect to be seen sweeping the streets of Chinatown. Another kind I don't like are the plastic doll faced one with too much make up.

[QUOTE=Asianfever69;2169088]I was at an AMP years ago off of Golf Road in IL, and the chick asks if I have a rubber, she said she will be right back. Shows up with saran wrap and a rubber band, I shit you not. I was horney as hell and wanted to fuck her, so what the fuck, after 2 minutes I told her this ain't working and just raw dogged the shit out of her, she said "don't cum in me" and I was like sure lady and gave a bit of the old circumcised juice.[/QUOTE]This is nothing new. Back in the 60's, The Fugs had a short song called Saran Wrap. It was about after the prom and wanting to screw in the back seat, but not having a scumbag "rubber" So they sang about using saran wrap.

I saw the ad on backpage for the "new" (no idea if it is new or not, but they all say they are) asian massage place on blue mound. I saw that they had a 20% off special in their ad and called to ask how much an hour would be and was told 45 for an hour including the shower. I was informed that they have a private shower, not a table shower. So I made the drive over there and when I arrived I realized it was in a realy nice little strip-mall type building that they shared with a cupcake place, allstate insurance, and other businesses that would probably not be too keen on sharing a building with a rub and tug. Considering the nice location, the other businesses in the building, and the fact that they opted for a shower that you take alone rather than a table shower, this place seemed too legit and so I left without getting the massage.

Before moving on, I'll mention that I could be entirely wrong. There have been reviews about "the place near mayfair" where people said they left happy, but I figured they must have been talking about another place. I would actually love to be wrong, as the place is nice and clean and the price is cheap, so if anybody has info that would be much appreciated.

Anyways, guessing I would have no luck at the place on blue mound, I decided to check out the Asian Tuina place in Waukesha. Other members have commented that this place, along with the one in Mukwonago with the nearly identical ad, seemed like a set up / scam / whatever. However, since I didn't see any reports by people who actually tried it, I figured I'd TOFTT. Like another member said, a white female answered the phone when I called. They offer 60 minutes for. 6 including a free table shower. When I got in there, I saw no sign of the white lady who answered the phone. The place was a shit hole, cash only, walls that didn't go to the ceiling, and all around very seedy. All of this plus the plus them having an ad in both body rubs and therapeutic massage, I figured HE must be on the menu. I was wrong.

I followed standard procedure, putting the tip money where it is visible, not mentioning anything out loud, and inching the draping down. I opted for the table shower first cause it was hot out and I wasn't gross but I wasnt as fresh as a daisy. No teasing, and she avoided the crack, sack, and flagpole like the plague. Went back to the massage room and I figured it must have been a fluke in the TS room, because the place was so not-legit looking. On the flip, I motioned towards my junk, pointed at the cash. She said no, and didn't even offer self-serve. Then I heard in the room right next to me the other masseuse say "no, sorry" right before they went to the table shower. Left unhappy.

This place is an anomaly, and I have no idea how they will stay open when anybody looking for a legit massage has way better options, and anybody looking for a HE won't return. Maybe a return visit is required but that wasnt the vibe I got. And what's with the ad in the body rubs section?

One last note, one member said that they thought it was a set up, that police would take down license plate numbers, and they would send a letter to your house. How the hell would that work? Its not like the cops ware working with these people who can't speak a word of english, and unless they have the room bugged how can they prove you were looking for anything other than a legit massage?

Anyways, if anybody has any info about this place I would love to hear it out of sheer curiosity. Same goes for the place on blue mound, because if my assumptions about them are wrong that would be the type of place I am very interested in visiting.

I was going to pay a visit to Beijing Massage over on lincoln but I could not find it! On Google Maps the address comes up and its the same building as the State Farm place, but when I was going in the doors were locked. Also, there's no signs anywhere, I might just be blind but a little hellp finding it would be great.

[QUOTE=JM414;2171639]I was going to pay a visit to Beijing Massage over on lincoln but I could not find it! On Google Maps the address comes up and its the same building as the State Farm place, but when I was going in the doors were locked. Also, there's no signs anywhere, I might just be blind but a little hellp finding it would be great.[/QUOTE]Walk up the ramp from the side street sidewalk and go in the door. It looks like an office reception area when you get in there.

[QUOTE=GapCaulker;2160384]Has she lost any weight? I stopped seeing her months ago when she bloated up. I do not know if it was the alcohol that made the weight increase appear as a few times she appeared / smelled drunk. I may have to give her another visit but just wished she still looked like her pics on the modeling website she is on. Did you make her squirt during FS or is that back off the menu?

GC.[/QUOTE]When drunk, she says she is clean and offers bareback. When I was there her husband called and reportedly said he was screwing the babysitter. She was not upset at all but said she was going to get even.

No perfume, fishy smell when I went down which turned me off. And yes, she was so drunk she had to be helped off the bed. I truly felt sorry for her. Bareback was insisted but I felt the risk exceeded any benefit. Hopefully she will get help.