Massage Parlor Reports

Based on recommendations here I paid a visit to Exercise last week. Spot on guys!

I pulled Summer. Short cute Korean girl with nice Cs. Great attitude! Started with a good, thorough table shower and then a warm up in the sauna. Average back massage, but then on the flip all hell broke loose. LOL Off came all of her clothes, and we went through the alphabet. LFK, CBJ, DATY, DATO, 69, CG, RCG, Mish, Standing Mish. Yowsers, wore me out! 80 door - 140 tip.

Will definitely revisit -.

Cheers. Stay safe out there gentlemen.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4281801]Mike, it may be time for an eye exam. LOL. I went to New Life 1 time about 2 years ago and Mona has to be at least 60. The only reason I got the massage from her is because I am a lazy bastard and didn't feel like driving anywhere else. When Mona came in the room I was laying on my back, to let her know that a massage would not be needed. She started giving me the light feather touch. I figured that as long as I was here I was going to make the best of it. She was wearing the pink New Life polo and I put my hand under her shirt and she wasn't wearing a bra. As soon as I started playing with her nipples she let out this evil laugh, like a villain from a Kung Fu movie. Here is the fun part. Mona smells like an ashtray that has been full for a month and she has a wonderful smokers cough. During the HJ she would let out an occasional giant cough and I could feel droplets of her lung butter landing on my chest and stomach. It was really romantic. Obviously not my best AMP visit. If you want to hear stories about when Mona was a beautiful young Spa girl, then you will have to go to the local VFW and talk to some veterans of the Korean war. These guys probably met her in Korea when she was good looking. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Now I have to pay a visit to hear the evil laugh minus the lung butter, lmao thanks St. Chuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4281801]Mike, it may be time for an eye exam. LOL. I went to New Life 1 time about 2 years ago and Mona has to be at least 60. The only reason I got the massage from her is because I am a lazy bastard and didn't feel like driving anywhere else. When Mona came in the room I was laying on my back, to let her know that a massage would not be needed. She started giving me the light feather touch. I figured that as long as I was here I was going to make the best of it. She was wearing the pink New Life polo and I put my hand under her shirt and she wasn't wearing a bra. As soon as I started playing with her nipples she let out this evil laugh, like a villain from a Kung Fu movie. Here is the fun part. Mona smells like an ashtray that has been full for a month and she has a wonderful smokers cough. During the HJ she would let out an occasional giant cough and I could feel droplets of her lung butter landing on my chest and stomach. It was really romantic. Obviously not my best AMP visit. If you want to hear stories about when Mona was a beautiful young Spa girl, then you will have to go to the local VFW and talk to some veterans of the Korean war. These guys probably met her in Korea when she was good looking. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I apologize if I was off. I usually leave my glasses in the car when I go in. Figured her for 40-45 but she very well may have been 50-60, my eyesight not the best without my glasses.

New life again.

I was passing thru the area and had a little time so figured what the hell. Drew Helen today. Definitely younger than Mona (but not exactly young by any means either). Small, tight spinner body with a good attitude. TS was great, washed very thoroughly and paid a lot of attention to the boys. Sauna for a few minutes and into room. Paid 70 for hour but entire session lasted no more than 45 minutes from the time I walked in (might be better value to just pay for 30 minutes here?) Massage was mediocre at best but L1 was good. Used oil and knew how to work it, had a good technique. Not sure if any other girls work here? Does anyone know? Or is it just the Helen and Mona show?

I've only seen Helen and Mona there myself. Had Mona a month ago, smelled like an ashtray. Good TS and decent massage, got my hands on her cans on the flip but closed my eyes. L1 never gotten more there so not sure what else is on menu.

[QUOTE=MikeJones333;4284847]New life again.

I was passing thru the area and had a little time so figured what the hell. Drew Helen today. Definitely younger than Mona (but not exactly young by any means either). Small, tight spinner body with a good attitude. TS was great, washed very thoroughly and paid a lot of attention to the boys. Sauna for a few minutes and into room. Paid 70 for hour but entire session lasted no more than 45 minutes from the time I walked in (might be better value to just pay for 30 minutes here?) Massage was mediocre at best but L1 was good. Used oil and knew how to work it, had a good technique. Not sure if any other girls work here? Does anyone know? Or is it just the Helen and Mona show?[/QUOTE]

Looking for a very good massage and to leave happy. Massage is priority #1. Would this be the correct thread to find a place in Wheeling? I would love some recommendations, but am not averse to searching the thread? Is there a better thread. Not interested in FS. Just relaxation and leaving happy.

[QUOTE=GDecatur;4288032]Looking for a very good massage and to leave happy. Massage is priority #1. Would this be the correct thread to find a place in Wheeling? I would love some recommendations, but am not averse to searching the thread? Is there a better thread. Not interested in FS. Just relaxation and leaving happy.[/QUOTE]I've heard some chatter about this place:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sheng-wei-massage-wheeling-il-39740[/URL]

Also here:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-annas-sunny-spa-wheeling-il-12121[/URL]

My personal favorite in the Wheeling area is Sunshine Health Massage spa, owned by one of the members here:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sunshine-health-massage-buffalo-grove-il-72390[/URL]

You will for sure get a good massage there from Anna or May. Well known as a legit massage spa. Good people.

[QUOTE=DJChitown;4289649]If anybody wants to start a GoFundMe page for me because I can't afford these damn massages please go right ahead.[/QUOTE]LOL You're great!! :).

Been to X again recently and I drew apple (for some reason I think her name could have been blue, too). Anyway, most recent addition to the team. Young but more the girl next door type.

A bit too mechanical for my taste. Same menu as all the ladies there but not even a hint of GFE or faked pleasure. Anyone got any recommendations on who to see there who might be a bit more service oriented?

Thanks.

The selection has been great lately, saw moon at least it sounded like she said moon. Hot little thing with manmades. Great service. Just darn pricey 80 door and $1. 4.

Am I getting ripped here?

[QUOTE=HappyRob;4312212]The selection has been great lately, saw moon at least it sounded like she said moon. Hot little thing with manmades. Great service. Just darn pricey 80 door and $1. 4.

Am I getting ripped here?[/QUOTE]No, I'd not consider it as a rip off because that is what they're asking now, although sometimes it's possible to lower it a bit.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4288993]I've heard some chatter about this place:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sheng-wei-massage-wheeling-il-39740[/URL]

Also here:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-annas-sunny-spa-wheeling-il-12121[/URL]

My personal favorite in the Wheeling area is Sunshine Health Massage spa, owned by one of the members here:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sunshine-health-massage-buffalo-grove-il-72390[/URL]

You will for sure get a good massage there from Anna or May. Well known as a legit massage spa. Good people.[/QUOTE]Agree about Sunshine. I had DIY only.

Others are DIY as well in my experience.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4312495]No, I'd not consider it as a rip off because that is what they're asking now, although sometimes it's possible to lower it a bit.[/QUOTE]For what its worth, my times there were with super clean and attractive women. It is like a slam dunk, if you read here about that place, and know how to play your cards. It is spendy, compared to some other avenues, but if you want the full AMP, or KMP experience in the Midwest, this place is pretty dang good. For the extra 20, I know I won't have to haggle or even speak about stuff. Its a treat, and its very sweet. My best massage fantasy has happened here. I really don't know what could make it better, except maybe two girls. LOL Love the shower there. Great backwalking too. I high fived myself the whole way home. It was that good. Ice out.