Escort Reviews

Jr Wild 1 will get after you on your spelling! Whitty = witty. Chrissybelle = Crissybelle (you've known her how long now?) Honer = honey!

That being said, I 2nd WDM's report about Aleaha. I also spent a wonderful time with her later in the afternoon (the best for last) and the experience was damn good. Pretty much new to the business, but boy does she know how to rock and roll. She is not to be missed. I am looking forward to our next hook-up which shall be soon! Seniors and respected regulars only may PM for info.

Damn! How did I miss a hook-up with Crissy? Figures. Too much time at the ice cream palace! You owe me!

Wingman.

[QUOTE=Whodeyman; 1077310]I spent the afternoon with aleaha from dayton and found on e. Com wow what a great provider. Very funny, whitty, and very petite 23 yr old spinner.

Then I had an appointment with chrissybelle who is back with a vengence, She has always been on of my atf's and she is still smoking hot and just a honer to be with!

Happy mongering.

Wdm[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wingman Todd; 1077578]Jr Wild 1 will get after you on your spelling! Whitty = witty. Chrissybelle = Crissybelle (you've known her how long now? Honer = honey!

[/QUOTE]Are you sure? I thought "honer" was a misspelling of "boner" and he meant to say "she is still smoking hot and just a boner to be with! "

Or maybe Whodeyman just coined a new word. A "honer" is by definition a "honey" who inflicts a "boner" upon a guy.

Just kidding.

As for Aleaha, do you have a link?

[url]http://www.e[/url]. Com / member / 2743128 / aleaha.

Seems like she has been getting pretty good reviews.

[QUOTE=Stimulus; 1077622]Are you sure? I thought "honer" was a misspelling of "boner" and he meant to say "she is still smoking hot and just a boner to be with! "

Or maybe Whodeyman just coined a new word. A "honer" is by definition a "honey" who inflicts a "boner" upon a guy.

Just kidding.

As for Aleaha, do you have a link? [/QUOTE]

Hi Boris.

I just wanted to state that this is the most colorful, imaginative post I might have read in my several years on this board. Descriptive without being 'descriptive', nice composure throughout, and really warranted a hearfelt smile or chuckle when read. Congrats on the experience, and kudos on the expertise on how you've crafted this post. New guys on the board. THIS is how you make a positive name for yourself around here. Offer up excellent information, wrapped in a good helping of your own personality and with.

Boris, I tip my chapeau to you good sir. And I'm glad that you were able to enjoy such a luxurious fleet cadet as Sophie on this most recent voyage. She's one in a trillion, no doubt about that. .

Jay.

[QUOTE=Boris7898; 1077317]I always wanted to have myself one of those Star Trek adventures and Sophie was the star I wanted to visit. Of course my documents weren't quite up to date, so I had to provide a little information that wasn't on the record. That wasn't a problem for me: I really wanted to make the trip.

Once all the paperwork was done, a date was set to leave space dock. It seemed such a long week waiting to start my adventure but there were plenty of personal things to prepare that kept my mind occupied.

All systems were go to meet the crew at a local mess hall prior to launch. That's the preferred method for getting a new traveler on the right path. As time approached there was a slight delay (probably should have expected this for such a worthwhile mission.

The choices had been confirmed as perfectly selected when I set my eyes on the crew. Not only was this a young efficient crew, but they were lively, intelligent and absolutely gorgeous. The crew for the most part was of Italian decent, dark haired and olive skinned, athletic in posture and well dressed for our journey. This crew has a goal of becoming number one in the Fleet, but humbly accepts that these things are proven over time. I could not possibly have any doubts that this mission would be successful and fun.

Due to the slight delay and the time of day, we decided to forgo the meal and go straight to the after dinner drink. A welcome choice on my behalf due to my pre-launch nerves. We discussed all things related to our upcoming journey such as general space travel information, past crews, menu items, things that were available for us to do differently than other crews and I could not help but be drawn in by the personality this crew had. I could have been quite happy to spend my time just continuing to do what we were already doing, but there was a Trek to make to the stars.

Ready to leave space dock. No mention of launch costs, no double checking the countdown, just lets get this party started! !

As with any new crew, there are some procedures that needed to be fine tuned. These issues were handled quickly and with a smile. There was a passion displayed by the crew, which I find hard to describe, to complete the mission no matter what difficulties I had personally. The crew carried out every possible task to make me comfortable and unrushed, though I was very excited and not at my best.

I dined well and found every meal perfectly fit my pallet. There were fruits the size of tangerines, seafood choices that were moist and fresh and dollar sized taffy that were wonderful to chew gently on. There were sausages and nuts, and something I can only describe as warm, wet and fully encompassing called 'lips'. (I think these came from some other world actually.

We passed by Uranus on the way out of the solar system. One of the crew mentioned that the moon was shinny.

I learned many things about our uniforms. I mean the female members of the crew were not happy with some of the attire and expressed a desire to find items that didn't stretch or become loose fitting. Choices are always considered in every detail. Ya got to love a crew that sweats the details.

I must say, this was the trip of a lifetime for me, one that I will be happy to make many times again. I must also say that I'm not sure anything can top the close up view of a star in the making.

I would recommend that anyone interested in space travel, to take the trip to the rising star of Sophie. It is truly one that shouldn't be missed.

Thanks for the wonderful afternoon trip sweety. You know I loved it and will repeat it.

Special thanks to NKKG for the idea to write something a little different.

Be careful out there.

Boris[/QUOTE]

Hmmm, I thought he might've meant that she was 'an honor to be with'. Either would've worked from what I can tell through reading through the reviews it seems. . As for otherwise. From the rogue's gallery that's already reviewed her on the site in question, I'm surprised more isn't posted here about it? Ez, Walt, Whodey, Irish. It's a who's who of USASG seniors. .

As for the link. Here's an abbreviated one for ya.

E. Com / member / 2743128 / aleaha.

Hope this helps.

Jay.

[QUOTE=Stimulus; 1077622]Are you sure? I thought "honer" was a misspelling of "boner" and he meant to say "she is still smoking hot and just a boner to be with! "

Or maybe Whodeyman just coined a new word. A "honer" is by definition a "honey" who inflicts a "boner" upon a guy.

Just kidding.

As for Aleaha, do you have a link? [/QUOTE]

NKKG and KG123,

Glad you guys enjoyed my space report. LOL.

I was a little concerned about how to actually make a report that would provide some intell and not just become a list, if ya get my drift.

At NKKG's suggestion to be "creative" and a look at a story he wrote a while back, I came up with this.

I got to say that I'm never going to win any literary awards, but this kind of extended the fun I had on my trip versus becoming an after the fact chore.

I hope Sophie gets a chance to read it. There are some things I was able to work into the story that only she will understand. Again, it kind of extended the fun.

The goal is to be writing many more.

Boris

I second or third (or fourth) high marks for aleaha, great little girl and will see, hopefully, many times over the cold winter ahead.

Ez

I saw her when she first started out and learning the ins-and-outs in duos with Sidney Merlot. I was impressed with Aleaha and everything that has been posted is true from my experience. She a little quiet and shy until you get going. If you like DFK like my friend kc148, you'll like Aleaha.

DFK = 9 to 10.

BJ = 8.

CFS = 8.

Appearance = 7.

Attitude = 9.

True spinner.

So here are more data points. Ask and you shall receive.

[QUOTE=Ky Guy 123; 1077710]I'm surprised more isn't posted here about it? Ez, Walt, Whodey, Irish. It's a who's who of USASG seniors. .

As for the link. Here's an abbreviated one for ya.

E. Com / member / 2743128 / aleaha.

Hope this helps.

Jay. [/QUOTE]

I am not going to quote the certain posts I am responding to-I already feel a little awkward posting a long response in this section. I feel almost as if I am the nosey wife peeking in to check out the boy's poker night.

Boris, what a lovely, articulate and thoughtful post in regards to our time together. I couldn't help but laugh, smile and reflect how wonderful of a person you really are. You are the reason I love my work. I have been so fortunate to only meet wonderful, intelligent and sincere gentlemen. I can only hope this continues and I remain as passionate in my views of overall "companionship". I would have never thought in a million years hobbyists would be so damn nice and respectful as a whole.

I noticed a few people on other sites referring to your "novel" like review. Opinions are like aholes everyone has one. This entire hobby is subjective. Like, how much you should pay, who you should bone, what she should look like and down to how your reviews should be etc etc freaking etc. Do it up Boris my love. Be yourself and post away how you wish. On a side note, that post makes me want to see you again and chances are I will bust my arse to work around your availability. Your best benefit is making the ladies smile, not other hobbyist content.

Anexec, thanks for the lovely words, I sincerely think you are a fantastic, generous and awfully sweet person. I would be more than happy to see you when and as you wish.

(I hate drama or putting my head where it doesn't belong but I want to say this) I know that many of you are having a hard time with nubs / newbies / nubies whatever you call them. I would just like to state although LRCmetalhead sometimes comes off a little crass, obnoxious and overall rude-He is a nice, young, polite, generous and super intelligent person. He isn't the fuzz, a mean person or someone that was even remotely disrespectful toward me in the 3 weeks we emailed, at lunch or our final meeting.

Sometimes it's hard to do research on all the ladies, maybe sometimes its laziness, however maybe other times it's just reaching out for honest views. That's just my own two cents. I know that I try to get references on other providers and sometimes the information isn't on five different websites I have checked into.

Finally VA JAY JAY = Vagina, beaver, hotbox. For all those that emailed me to ask me that. I never knew that would be a word hobbyist of all people was unfamiliar with.

Love and kisses to all I have met.

And hugs to one's I haven't.

Sophie

Hey Sophie,

Thanks for the kind words.

Did ya also notice that the one guy that didn't particularly like my story, didn't post his opinion here, where the story is written?

The review I posted on I's was more of a normal review in style. While I had a couple responses, there have been over a 100 viewings. I'm a newbie as far as writing reviews. Actually your my first real review, I wrote one a while back in the newbie section on I's in an attempt to help newbies avoid mistakes I had made. Neither I, nor were they, able to even read the details of the review I had written until you added your vouch for me. I respect his opinion and others as I may or may not learn something from them, but I wasn't attempting to stir up a hornets nest. If there are discussions going on over there beyond the one post. I am unaware of them, and really don't care much.

I was under the impression that mongering was supposed to be fun. The business of mongering is serious with all the things that can and do go wrong, but as the old saying goes, If I ain't havin fun, I quit. LOL.

NKKG suggested I be "creative" and also supplied a similar example that he had written. I liked it, thought is was fun to write while supplying the info a guy needs.

I'm not sure I will do it again in the future, but I may if it feels like fun.

I am very glad you enjoyed it, after all you and I are the stars of that paticular story. I'm also happy to pass on useful information to others that are interested. Thats what the site is about and thats the bottom line.

See ya again soon,

Boris.

[QUOTE=Sweetly Sophie; 1078881]Boris, what a lovely, articulate and thoughtful post in regards to our time together. I couldn't help but laugh, smile and reflect how wonderful of a person you really are. You are the reason I love my work. I have been so fortunate to only meet wonderful, intelligent and sincere gentlemen. I can only hope this continues and I remain as passionate in my views of overall "companionship". I would have never thought in a million years hobbyists would be so damn nice and respectful as a whole.

I noticed a few people on other sites referring to your "novel" like review. Opinions are like aholes everyone has one. This entire hobby is subjective. Like, how much you should pay, who you should bone, what she should look like and down to how your reviews should be etc etc freaking etc. Do it up Boris my love. Be yourself and post away how you wish. On a side note, that post makes me want to see you again and chances are I will bust my arse to work around your availability. Your best benefit is making the ladies smile, not other hobbyist content.

Love and kisses to all I have met.

And hugs to one's I haven't.

Sophie[/QUOTE]

Hi all, its been some time I went window shopping. Saw this profile in e by the name sexymona76. I'm no VIP member, so nothing interesting is really visible. Can somebody help me out? Also some info / review would be nice.

Thanks,

Pete.

You are welcome anytime in our "clubhouse" Sophie! Please read and comment. I think most, if not all of us welcome the interaction.

Boris. Way to go, man! I loved it. I'm trying to think how I can do the same thing with my next post. To heck with anyone else's opinions. I thought it was original, creative, and still conveyed a great amount of "relevant" information.

Sophie, I (for one) will try to remember your admonition about the "newbies". Not all of them are new to the hobby (which I have stated several times) and not all of them are in person how they might appear to be by their posts. I only ask that all new members just try to learn what to post and how to post in a manner that will not inflame the forum. It really is not all that difficult. Learn from the mistakes that others have made, Please! Don't just keep doing the same things over and over.

LrcMetalhead, good job for treating Sophie so well! She is a wonderful lady (I have met her) and you have done well to get her on your side.

To All, I again say I will help whomever I can. PM me with your sincere, serious questions and I will help however I can. I'm going to try to leave the drama at the door.

Sophie, looking forward to seeing you!

JR.

[QUOTE=Sweetly Sophie; 1078881]I am not going to quote the certain posts I am responding to-I already feel a little awkward posting a long response in this section. I feel almost as if I am the nosey wife peeking in to check out the boy's poker night.

Boris, what a lovely, articulate and thoughtful post in regards to our time together. I couldn't help but laugh, smile and reflect how wonderful of a person you really are. You are the reason I love my work. I have been so fortunate to only meet wonderful, intelligent and sincere gentlemen. I can only hope this continues and I remain as passionate in my views of overall "companionship". I would have never thought in a million years hobbyists would be so damn nice and respectful as a whole.

I noticed a few people on other sites referring to your "novel" like review. Opinions are like aholes everyone has one. This entire hobby is subjective. Like, how much you should pay, who you should bone, what she should look like and down to how your reviews should be etc etc freaking etc. Do it up Boris my love. Be yourself and post away how you wish. On a side note, that post makes me want to see you again and chances are I will bust my arse to work around your availability. Your best benefit is making the ladies smile, not other hobbyist content.

Anexec, thanks for the lovely words, I sincerely think you are a fantastic, generous and awfully sweet person. I would be more than happy to see you when and as you wish.

(I hate drama or putting my head where it doesn't belong but I want to say this) I know that many of you are having a hard time with nubs / newbies / nubies whatever you call them. I would just like to state although LRCmetalhead sometimes comes off a little crass, obnoxious and overall rude-He is a nice, young, polite, generous and super intelligent person. He isn't the fuzz, a mean person or someone that was even remotely disrespectful toward me in the 3 weeks we emailed, at lunch or our final meeting.

Sometimes it's hard to do research on all the ladies, maybe sometimes its laziness, however maybe other times it's just reaching out for honest views. That's just my own two cents. I know that I try to get references on other providers and sometimes the information isn't on five different websites I have checked into.

Finally VA JAY JAY = Vagina, beaver, hotbox. For all those that emailed me to ask me that. I never knew that would be a word hobbyist of all people was unfamiliar with.

Love and kisses to all I have met.

And hugs to one's I haven't.

Sophie[/QUOTE]

Hiya.

As there's not much info to post, and I'm in a hurry anyway, I'll state it short and sweet for ya. . The lass on e.com only signed up a little over 2 weeks ago, so in appearances this lass is new to at least this level of the biz. Doing a search for that name in google brings back on the references to the e.com profile, and on here, it's misleading as 'sexymona' brings back nada, and Mona can reference to a SW from nearly a year or so back. There IS a newer incarnation to a Mona discussed recently, so you might want to do a search for 'Mona' on the Cinci forum and see if anything else jibes. Other than that I don't have any other info to offer you. My suggestion would be to PM Jalex in reference to post 2244 in escorts forum and see if he can confirm it's the same lass or not. Hope this helps.

Jay.

[QUOTE=Pete Mat; 1079004]Hi all, its been some time I went window shopping. Saw this profile in e by the name sexymona76. I'm no VIP member, so nothing interesting is really visible. Can somebody help me out? Also some info / review would be nice.

Thanks,

Pete. [/QUOTE]

While there has been alot of "drama" here on the board, I still have been scouting out quality providers. I hit pay dirt this morning. Been chatting with Arianna for over a week now. She can be found on e-com under "Arianna1981". I was attracted to her as she reminded me of my college sweetheart, tall (5'9") slender, brunette and simply beautiful. We arranged a time for today and my God was I happy we did. She is fairly new, damn smart, has a game plan for her life, and plans on doing this for only a short time. I truely believe this. Our time was quite relaxed and very enjoyable. Seniors and respected regular members only may message me for details. We are already planning a revist! Back to the couch for football as this sexy diva has left me exhausted!

WM

I almost made the same mistake as Ky Guy 123. The Mona Ky Guy 123 is talking about is a different Mona than Jalex is talking about in #2244. The Mona who has posted on here (and been reviewed by a few) is also known as RedHottBabe. She also has a profile on e. Com.

Just like a previous post mentions. Too many gals with similar names. Every one of our posts really needs to be very specific to keep them straight.

Hope this helps. And thanks to Ky Guy 123 for helping with the search. I made a post just like his earlier, but then deleted it when I realized our mistake with the wrong Mona.

Be safe.

Ray.

[QUOTE=Ky Guy 123; 1079094]Hiya.

As there's not much info to post, and I'm in a hurry anyway, I'll state it short and sweet for ya. . The lass on e. Com only signed up a little over 2 weeks ago, so in appearances this lass is new to at least this level of the biz. Doing a search for that name in google brings back on the references to the e. Com profile, and on here, it's misleading as 'sexymona' brings back nada, and Mona can reference to a SW from nearly a year or so back. There IS a newer incarnation to a Mona discussed recently, so you might want to do a search for 'Mona' on the Cinci forum and see if anything else jibes. Other than that I don't have any other info to offer you. My suggestion would be to PM Jalex in reference to post 2244 in escorts forum and see if he can confirm it's the same lass or not. Hope this helps.

Jay. [/QUOTE]