Massage Parlor Reports

Ended up at Hope on Rt. 50 today (by mistake. Thought I had called a cc), but figured since I was already there to give it a try. Greeted by middle-age, but good figured, Asian (limited English). Fee was. 8. No TS. Massage was good, a little roaming allowed. She mentioned something about Maryland (I think that's where she came from). On flip side, she indicated that she could give real good massage. She mentioned. 8, but her English was so poor I wasn't sure if she meant "included in. 8, extra from. 8, or. 8 more". Gave her the go-ahead. Her skills were O. K (a little too hard for my liking). Finished massage. After dressing, gave her standard NOVA tip of. 4 She said she wanted. 8 I told her I don't know what they get in MD, but that was standard for NOVA. No way was I giving her. 8 for simple HE. If that's what they expect, no way I'm going back.

Listing this type of info is not safe for the AMP. Details should be done in PM's. All the AMPs I frequent do not appreciate such detail. And they do read the board.

[QUOTE=Badboycik]It would be helpful to list the name and location of the AMP with the providers name and whether or not the poster was happy with the service and planned to return the forum was useful.

I think many other readers would also find this information helpful.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Passing Thru]Well put Jackson

Now what will the senior clique hold over newbies/regular members' heads? Or will we see JJ, RR et all dispute Jackson? Go on.

Maybe we can get past reports that say: "I saw *** at *** for ***. It was a 9. Trusted members can PM me"

Then again, that would ruin the whole interwebz cred some people have spent years to build up. Wouldn't it?

Thanks for putting a much needed real world perspective on it Jackson

Chill[/QUOTE]You miss the point, amigo. None (or, at least, very few) of the Seniors here hold anything over the heads of new or 'Regular' status members. And, certainly, no one is disputing Jackson.

Certainly, as Jackson noted, LEO is likely aware of the locations of all the AMPs and strolls in their respective jurisdictions. And, since his servers are located in Canada, it's tough for local LEO to obtain a search warrant for the info on those servers.

All that being said, however, unless LEO is actually in the room, along with the therapist and customer, there is simply no way for them to tell which AMPs are just putting a toe over the line and which ones are crossing well beyond that line. LEO has limited resources. If they choose to go after [b]every[/b] AMP in the area, even the ones providing just standard NoVa service, they will expend more than they have on budget. Thus, they'll target the most eggregious AMPs, condos, and the like (such as the CC at 7 Corners).

So, unless we specifically tell them which ones are crossing well beyond that line, their attempts to close down our favorite locations will be hampered by their limited resources. My point (and others', as well) is: Why make their jobs easier?

Now, as for sharing information, that's not necessarily based on one's status as a newbie or Regular. If you scroll back through this forum, you'll find a number of examples of some newbies (at that time, now Seniors) who submitted excellent reports on their very first post. What Seniors and long-time members resent are the newbies who just blunder in and basically say "[i]Tell me where the best place is.[/i]" This is because [b]information[/b] is the currency of this board, and members obtained it with the expenditure of their [b]time[/b] and [b]money[/b]. Asking for that info, without even offering anything in return, is much akin to panhandling. "RTFF" is akin to the reply: "Get off your butt and do some work of your own. You're an able-bodied individual, right?" We're a generous group here, and calling out me or JJ or anyone else ISN'T the way to develop good comraderie.

Beyond a brief trial period of familiarity, it's really a matter of whether a newbie's or Regular member's posts Pass Muster or just Pass Gas. It's pretty easy to figure out how to do both, even for the prospective monger who just joined this forum and has yet to embark on his inaugural jaunt. Yet, time and again, we get folks who either linger around or pass through, but never seem to get a clue as to how this barter and info sharing system works. So, in that sense, you'll get ranked in an informal kind of way, like e-Bay. If your info is good, and your responses are good, then you'll get higher "cred" among the community here, even if you're a newbie or a Regular member.

My advice: Participate, with meaningful and useful posts, and you'll be amazed at how well the information flows. Given the times and the general uneasiness, it may be in the form of a PM (as follow-up to a more cryptic post), but it will be forthcoming.

So, do you wanna stay and play, or are you just gonna pass thru?

R::R

[QUOTE=Badboycik]But it does not provide much useful information lately.[/QUOTE]The key word in your post sums it up: "lately." Try reading back a little bit further.

[QUOTE=Nice 499]1. 112
2. Mimi
3. Much more than I expected
4. PM for details[/QUOTE]It is cut above every other AMP I have visited in NOVA in recent memory. They have a TABLE SHOWER and Mimi was a delight. Tell them "John" sent you!

I will be visiting the area soon and reading through the thread got several leads on places to visit while I am there. In fact, maybe to many. I will be short on time and sharing a vehicle, so I would like to make the most of the one maybe two opportunities I might have. Could anyone give me a recommendation on the one place you would put at the top of the list if you were a newby in the area? Thanks.

Hi everyone,

After a 30 day break, tonight I was going to visit CTM but decided at the last second to take a chance on Fairco. I've been curious about this location for some time. Seeing that they've had a "grand opening" I decided to give it a shot and TOFTT.

If you're familiar with the location, you know that this AMP is located in a fairly small and nondescript building off of Backlick. Plenty of parking. You enter the entrance to the left of the Psychic office (maybe I should have consulted the Psychic in advance? ).

I was greeted at the door by the Mamasan who led me to Room #2 and told me my provider would be with me in 5. 10 minutes as she was eating her dinner. I paid for an hour ($80) and requested a TS. The facility was not necessarily as nice as some of the other AMPs in the area, but it was very clean and tidy and well kept at first glance. The room was sufficient.- once again, tidy. Not posh, but not spartan either.

I undressed and waited closer to 10. 12 minutes. I went ahead and laid out $80 in plain view on the chair in the room and placed my watch on top (lately, I've decided to lay out the potential tip in advance). Finally I heard footprints approach the door.

I was greeted by Yung (sp? ) and let me tell you, she was HOT HOT HOT! Probably in her 30s, a little heavy with the makeup (still looked good), wearing a tight green dress that left nothing to the imagination. Very attractive face, pretty eyes, and a fantastic figure. In heels, she was probably 5-7 or 5-8. Spoke very good English.

She took me to the TS, gave me a decent wash (not the best I've had), asked me to wash "that area" than escorted me back to my room.

Massage was passable but nice. She kept a towel over my private areas but still placed her hands on skin. Less therapeutic, more soft strokes with lotion. I prefer a firmer, stronger massage. No rods above for back-walking.

On the flip, the finish was standard. Once again, passable, but nowhere near one of my better experiences.

Entire visit was 45 minutes (closer to an hour if you count the time I sat and waited). I tipped $40 at the end of the session.

Would I go again? Yes, to see Yung again. She was gorgeous, very pleasant and nice to talk to. As I mentioned earlier, I've had much better experiences at an AMP (even as a first time visitor), but my sense was a repeat customer will get better service. During our chit-chat, Yung mentioned that she only worked Tuesdays and Wednesdays (assuming that was accurate).

[QUOTE=Badboycik]It is cut above every other AMP I have visited in NOVA in recent memory. They have a TABLE SHOWER and Mimi was a delight. Tell them "John" sent you![/QUOTE]

Did you actually use the TS?
Was it new?

The last time I was there, the manager told me that the town of Vienna would not allow one to be installed.

[QUOTE=Ycwinva]Did you actually use the TS?
Was it new?

The last time I was there, the manager told me that the town of Vienna would not allow one to be installed.[/QUOTE]New management. New girls. New experience. I highly reccomend. TS is where the kitchen used to be.

I was in McLean the other day and had seen the young ladies in the Rainbow ad on CL. I thought I would try the place. Big disappointment. The lady I drew was possibly the mother or even grandmother of girls in photo.

First told "$80 for 45 minutes" despite ad saying "$80 for an hour. " It went down hill from there.

Terrible massage and no ending, NOVA or otherwise, of any type. "Don't do that here, " she stated firmly when I asked.

This was the worst experience I have ever had at an AMP in NOVA.

The woman at Fairco was staunchly against anything extra. I mean nothing. I can only say that it was a waste. Did I need a passcode or anything? I am amazed at how different the experiences can be. I don't necessarily doubt the other report, but I know mine for sure. I think the thing to take away is to be aware that the divergence in services is an inevitable reality.

Yeah it varies a lot.Maybe it was your first time.

Maybe she didn't like you.

Maybe she REALLY doesn't do that sort of thing.

Maybe she was the mamasan.

Maybe she thot you are a cop.

Its hard to figure.

Just don't get mad.Maybe you'll get lucky next time.

[QUOTE=Teabag420]There's plenty of information here without having to ask for it, [b]and I have none (of current value) to offer anyway.[/b][/QUOTE]Based on your past posts, truer words may never have passed your lips.

Thanks for proving once again what you just said, amigo.

Good day people. I've checked out this forum for a while. I wouldn't say I'm a frequent hobbyist, but over time I've accumulated a few miles. While the info has been useful, most of it is ultimately too foggy to really exploit. Time to ante up and hopefully find a nugget. I'll offer what I can. I'll start by saying I have FOND memories of HWC. Haven't really found any other place that compares.

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]Based on your past posts, truer words may never have passed your lips.

Thanks for proving once again what you just said, amigo.[/QUOTE]The last 100 posts by Roamin Roman:

12/100 actual reports on locations (12%). 4/12 provide limited to no real information (33% of total reports). 4/100 replies that provide somewhat useful information (e.g. try EROS or Citypaper) (4%).

4/100 miscategorized posts (4%). 4/100 posts deleted by moderator for off-topic or inappropriate (4%).

52/100 worthless comments unrelated to actual locations or personnel (at least 5 racist posts) (52%). 20/100 comments criticizing members for their posting when you could have private messaged them or a moderator (20%).

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]Hey, that's a cheap-o way of upping your post count, bro![/QUOTE]